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FamilyRe: I Was A Husband: My Experience by Excel70: 6:27am On May 18, 2020
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IslamRe: ...... by Excel70: 1:19pm On Apr 28, 2020
LadunaI:
oh sorry about that. I see now. I try as much as possible not to miss it even if it just two rakat before dawn. In order for me to always wake for Tahajuud I deliberately do not normally pray my Witt after ishai or before sleep. Because doing so I found out that I became lazy most time to wake up again.

So fully knowing that I have to pray my Witr "compulsorily" sunnah muhakada. It enables or stimulate to wake up for Tahajuud, because I wouldn't like to miss it. So partly that helps me to maintain doing it. And also the need to do my salawat after Tahajuud, because I found that there is more shekinah on my soul doing it then.
Very true about sekinah in tahajjud
You experience the same with dhikr ,reciting the Quran and other act af worship in this time of the night(tahajjud) than any part of the day
Will I be able to get the dalailu khairat in lagos?
IslamRe: ...... by Excel70: 11:26am On Apr 28, 2020
LadunaI:
Thanks bro Teslim for asking. You see everything you mentioned are indispensable and one should always engage in as much as lie in your power.

Let me share this little anecdote with you. You see when I was then secondary school I use to think that sending prayer to Holy Prophet Muhammad (saw) is waste of time because he is blessed human being already(which is true of course), but what a shallow thinking by me at the time lol...

But I remembered during my sophomore year at the University I went to a friend room in our hostel, and I met his absence. But there was this Hadith book on his table that caught my attention, immediately I saw it, I picked it up and started reading it. The very first hadith that I saw upon opening the book is the hadith reported Ubaybn bn Kaab in Musnad Imam Ahmad hanbali. That goes thus:



This hadith strucks me so much so that I decided there I wouldn't be doing much again except salawat ala nabiy. Alhamdulilah! Allah made it so easy for me that, I engaged it day and night. And whenever I am face with challenge, I prefer doing lots of salawat for holy prophet (saw). This became part and pasu of me that, if a single day pass without me send prayers in abundance for holy prophet(saw) my heart would become "hardened" sort of, and I will be so dejected and unhappy until I return to do it. It became sort of " addiction" for me lol.

All the time I was blessed with these visions I don't remember asking Allah for that, I just continue with my routine salawat, and Allah bring those visions as He wishes.

So this best route is always to engage in durood for holy prophet(saw) even without you asking Allah for such vision it will come naturally if you remain focused and sincere. Check out these attached ahadith.
Jazakhumullahi khayran for this brother
You made a mistake with my moniker it is excel70 not tessy
Do you actually perform tahajjud everyday?
IslamRe: ...... by Excel70: 12:49pm On Apr 27, 2020
LadunaI:
Walaikum Salam waramontullah,

Lol...

Thanks my adviser. But you will do yourself benefit by being more assiduous in solat ibrahimiyah you thus advocate and reap the blessed vision of out beloved prophet (saw) if Allah so desire.

Don't bother to much about whether is devil or true form of holy prophet other is experiencing, but see how you can partake is such honourable gesture from Allah first. For your information, I am blessed with this not once or twice nor even thrice...walilahamdul. May be after you experience such you can come here and we share the description of our beloved prophet (saw) together, while other brothers in here can also share their similar experiences so that we all learn from ourselves.

So, thanks once more again for your candid and invaluable advice, but I will advise and re-emphasis again you also to do more on salat ibrahimiyah so that you can partake in such honour with which many Muslims have been blessed with. I think going forward is going to be interesting sharing this kind of meeting of holy prophet(saw) in this forum. Hopefully that will stimulate us further in improving our relationships with Allah(swt). May Allah guide and bless us all amin.

Happy fasting!
Ladunal I am very elated by your experience
I really wish to experience itseeing the Prophet(s.a.w)
What act of worship will you recommend dhikr,fasting ,nails fasting?
And my deeds also?
Please guide me
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Excel70: 6:17pm On Apr 26, 2020
nitigriti:
Honestly, I don't know the answer to my riddle, but let me try.

I smell a conspiracy.

The Wife and Son did it. The househelp and driver knows. Only the gateman is innocent.
It is the Bateman
Who is he opening gate for in the night that he clai.ed to be tired
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Excel70: 1:45pm On Apr 26, 2020
collinsbaba:
Yeah.....
My brother
Prince Elijah Olugbenga Adeboye
Oluaye awon sorosoro
I cry everyday
Let alone he is my biological brother, I love his comedy and music
RIP BRO
still crying
You are gbenga adeboye bro?
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Excel70: 1:43pm On Apr 26, 2020
Atouba:
Guy, this is not a question to ask anyone to replay or relive . I experienced it and it's something I wish to erase by all means in my memory. This is why I find your post extremely insensitive.
I am sorry if you are offended. Just wanted to learn
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Excel70: 11:59am On Apr 26, 2020
ViktorCash:
My dad. I was with him the very moment he gave up.His death still haunts my memories till now cry It was a painful death cry
So sorry for your loss Can you describe the moment at point of death
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by Excel70: 11:56am On Apr 26, 2020
Lolr:
I know how it feels. my mum died in my presence on the 24th of April, 2019 on her birthday. I still feel the pain as if she died yesterday
Sorry for your loss
Can you describe the experience at point of death
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Excel70: 11:48am On Apr 25, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue] grin grin
Firstly I'll make some assumptions grin

1) That we have a perfect (ideal) condition: A good driver, constant flow of weekly rentals
2)That the car does not develop any fault
3)They are going into this business for a long term and full time.
4)This plan will be for a four year period (I mean, it's possible to use a car for four years on ehailing na grin)

Let us use the following parameters too grin
Corolla: 1.7 million
Monthly rental at 30k: 100k(20k for servicing and other small small issues)

CASE 1

He has only one corolla he bought with 1,700,000

First Six months: 600k
Second six months:1.2 million
Third six months: 1.8 million

Hurray! He can decide to buy another Corolla, or flex his capital

CASE 2
He starts with three Corollas which costs #5,100,000

First six months: I.8 million (Let's say he buys another one)

Second six months: 2.4 million (Let's say he buys another one, and keeps his 500k changes)

Third six months: 3 million (plus 500k)
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Don't mind my fantasies sha grin

But my point is, the more the cars, the more you are likely to yield, and grow. And also, it provides the space for covering up losses in downtimes

If you have one car, and there's a major issue, you're most likely to reach into another source to cover up. But with more than one car, the FOLD can take care of themselves if one bird is down

Don't mind the rubbish I wrote up there oh. I just wanted to make the explanation more .......I don't know grin
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Interesting piece
Thanks wink
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Excel70: 11:01am On Apr 25, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue] You are already thinking of the money you will realize every month grin

That, my friend, is not a good way to plan cool[/color]
Hi izzou you mentioned you must have more than one car to be successful in uber business. Can you explain why and the reason one car is not profitable
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Excel70: 1:12pm On Apr 23, 2020
[quote author=dru23 post=88759319][/quote]Why are you so afraid of fetish people?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Excel70: 7:34pm On Apr 18, 2020
Frankicent:
Why?
Sorry it was a question
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Excel70: 6:41pm On Apr 18, 2020
Frankicent:
Mine is fucking weird. cry Sha don't quote me.

1: I can smell bloody. Especially when someone is bleeding or when a woman is on period. As long as blood is around I will know. For ladies The moment she get closer to me. I'll know and just pretend like nothing happened.

2: I never forget a smell. If a person I know stay at a particular place and left. The moment i get to that place. I'll know it was Guy A or Lady B grin

3: Some ladies natural body smell turns me on... Lol no Jokes. So ladies has the pleasant natural body odour. Not fool odour biko.. I don't know how to explain it sha.

4: I sometimes admire a lady from the way she smells. Especially her hair.. Am tall bout 6" 4.. If Girl A get close to me and her hair or body odour is bad... I go just dislike her straight, if she smells good.. grin

5: I sometimes don't sleep at night.. Except I force my self or get High..

6: Sometimes a flash of image will come to my head. And that thought or imagination will come to pass that day or the following day.. I don't know if that what they call dejavu.

For instance now.. It kind like am seeing it happen. I might be walking , sitting or thinking. The next thing a thought or flash will come to my head.

Like " This Guy A will ask you these question, just flow with him, because he want to test you" or Guy B will give you some cash just ask him"
" Or Lady A or Guy A has something bothering him or her, just ask."

Immediately the flash comes to my head am seeing it like it's happening in my front.. Am mostly filled with doubt.. Like play play e go happen.
The one that shock me the most is if i see something bad like broken bottle, stone etc.

Or i intentionally left one of my properties outside.. Like cloth, shoe.. The moment my spirit ask me to pick it up, throw it or do this.. Like I said am mostly filled with doubt. grin if I disobey na my head go carry am oo. Either my footwear or Shirt will be stolen.

Maybe i saw a stone or nail. And this weird thought ask me to pick it up and throw it far away. Sometimes laziness or doubt.. " Nothing go happen jawe" i will just walk away.

That same day or the next day I will mistakenly match that nail or kick the stone... cry

7: Have once felt someone tap me twice at night..


Tap one was around 2am: The voice called my name and ask me to be watch.. Immediately, I stood up like Lazarus. Not quite long, i saw a cat pass through my neighbor room, walked in straight into my room. The cat looked around like it was looking for something. It couldn't find what it was looking for and left through my room wall.

Tap 2: Was around that same day . About 4-5am same hard tap. It got me angry. I thought it was my friend.. As guy I just said " Guy abeg stop I no like"


The moment i heard my name immediatly, i woke I notice I was the only one in my room..

My heart rate increase. Almost had an heart attack that night. If not for that same weird voice that told me to be calm.. And I should just be awake. With fear I said OK.. Immediately, that same cat walked in through my wall , looked again and walked out through my neighbor room.. I was encourage to pray and sleep that nothing will happen to me.. Throughout that night I slept with one eye open.. I prayed to God that I don't want to experience such including this Tap again. I'm glad my prayer was answered.

The most amazing part of this cat experience. I was as if I was dreaming. Funny enough, no light.. Like I could see clearly in the dark... Lol.

When I remember others I'll update my list. grin
Yo stay away from sins especially fornication
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Excel70: 3:04pm On Apr 18, 2020
najib632:
A jinn took her form, most likely her qareen.
Is it true it happens to people who don't worship Almighty Allah
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Excel70: 2:58pm On Apr 18, 2020
Bertfulbert:
Am 24years old, I don't smoke or take alcohol, hardly take soft drinks too
I don't get sick, even after a strenous work, I Jez get tired and rest
The last time I received an injection was primary school, around 2004
The last time I took drug, not even paracetamol or vitamin c was 2011 b4 I gained admission
Am I weird?
No you are just blessed with good hralth
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Excel70: 1:09pm On Apr 18, 2020
dcrown13:
Mine is, no matter the time I take sleep, I always wake up by 2:00am.
E get why
Time for midnight prayers
What has been your experience with it
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Excel70: 10:55am On Apr 18, 2020
adepojuis:
Had this roommate back then, anytime he sleeps he will definitely wake at that exact time he wants.
Is he a muslim
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Excel70: 10:55am On Apr 18, 2020
adepojuis:
Had this roommate back then, anytime he sleeps he will definitely wake at that exact time he wants.
Is he a muslim?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Excel70: 6:54am On Apr 17, 2020
radautoworks:
Has anyone picked up a new skill or language yet this lockdown? My Chinese has improved greatly.
Heard the language is challenging, is that true?
CrimeRe: New Scams Alert pic proof (pictures) by Excel70: 7:25pm On Apr 16, 2020
Naija4love:
He edite GIGlogistics waybill for me to think he send ps4. If I pay then he will give me fake waybill pin
Oh I see.. thanks
CrimeRe: New Scams Alert pic proof (pictures) by Excel70: 4:10pm On Apr 16, 2020
Naija4love:
seriously they can't scam me..because I see then I pay
Please can you explain where you detected it was a scam
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Excel70: 8:25pm On Apr 13, 2020
gbenga4sure:
Thanks bro,I appreciate
Can longtime Masturbation cause internal prolapse or pile.after stooling,While cleaning up it seems there's a lump inside my anus,But whenever I stand up and try touching it,I won't feel it again,then I kind of have stools that sink but dissolves quickly and sometimes tiny.Pls how and what should I do or use.
I don't have any idea about this.
I will advise to consult the doctor on this thread or offline
FamilyRe: M by Excel70: 7:56pm On Apr 13, 2020
Truetalk3139:
Hello everyone, my Dad is 60yrs old and has been gambling before I was born, I have tried all my best to talk him out of it but he never listens and when i talk too much it turns to argument, his siblings too are chronic gamblers, now he's retired and he's still gambling with money he's supposed to use to sustain till his pension is available, he used to go and sit with boys at bet9ja house whenever he's not on duty.

How do I stop him from gambling? because he might just squander his pension on gambling if he's not stopped.
Your dad lives in bariga
FamilyRe: M by Excel70: 7:55pm On Apr 13, 2020
[quote author=Truetalk3139 post=88394955]Hello everyone, my Dad is 60yrs old and has been gambling before I was born, I have tried all my best to talk him out of it but he never listens and when i talk too much it turns to argument, his siblings too are chronic gamblers, now he's retired and he's still gambling with money he's supposed to use to sustain till his pension is available, he used to go and sit with boys at bet9ja house whenever he's not on duty.

How do I stop him from gambling? because he might just squander his pension on gambling
Your dad lives in Bariga?
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Excel70: 6:27pm On Apr 11, 2020
gbenga4sure:
Pls can you help me out,I suffer from nocturnal emission,it's seriously weakling.I visited an hospital late 2017.The doctor said I don't need drugs,that it would Soon go but it hasn't o,pls help me most times when I sleep it occurs and I don't watch pornography.
There are tips than can help
Avoid sleeping on your stomach.try to sleep on your side especially the right
Avoid wearing tight underwear
Avoid erotic movies and stop staring at ladies.lower your gaze
Avoid heavy food consumption especially at night ifpossible fast often it kills sexual urge
Control your thought
RomanceRe: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Excel70: 7:14am On Apr 10, 2020
Cwhyte:
Tankunland.

Very inspiring story. I am mostly moved by your courage to advise others to learn from you.

Please call 09035719018 our IT guy. tell him you got his number from Whyte.

We need to fix 16 channels wireless CCTV cams in our new office in Abuja.

Don't worry, I will cover your Tfare and hotels for the installation period.
Takunland this is for you
RomanceRe: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by Excel70: 7:11am On Apr 10, 2020
DryGin16:
I went through all op's posts, both the new account and the alternative account..

Op is a good writer, he has been dishing out emotional stuffs since 2015.

Though a lot of things are not adding up, but it's cool.

Now that you have gotten the attention of Nlanders, please use it to your advantage and don't forget to help others too....
What is the name of the alternate monicker
FamilyRe: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Excel70: 5:40pm On Apr 07, 2020
sisisioge:
It was simple. Mine didn't need oiling. I just moved the upper and lower cups covering those screw a bit away from touching the bottom or top and screw them tight. The noise was because the screws were loose and the cups kept touching the roof and the bottom of the fan when in motion. Simply moved them away abit and screw tightly. grin
Thank you very much
FamilyRe: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Excel70: 4:31pm On Apr 07, 2020
sisisioge:
Well, I took on a virtue project coordination job and found that I liked it. Now I've gone back to reading those PM books I left unread for a whole year and seriously thinking of getting certified.

I realized that I'm a bona fide loner...totally enjoying the lockdown as there is no need to make any attempts to socialize.

Well, I realized that Nigeria healthcare system will greatly improve after this pandemic. If not in monetary investment (since there is high probability of stealing all those donated cash left over) but in medical supplies. A lot of NGOs, banks and other organisations are donating a lot of medical equipments and supplies to the make shift isolation centres being created. Equipment and supplies such as patient monitors, cranked beds, bedside cabinets, infraRed thermometers, isolation gowns, etc will not be thrown away after this Covid saga, most govt owned hospital will get them. Also, the old people in the govt will be more concerned about improving the system as a whole.


Lastly, there is so much to be grateful for in this dear earth, family, good health, love, money, freedom....even our daily needs. I can't even hear someone cough without my eyes widening again grin.


I forgot to add the beauty of DIY. Finally fixed the noisy fan, the stiff gas ignition, the loose door knob...


It is well.
How did you fix the noisy fan pls
BusinessRe: Spar Shopping Mall In Calabar Collapses, Customers Feared Trapped (Video) by Excel70: 9:08am On Apr 03, 2020
Jarus:
Subhannallah

I know this place, I go there.
Good morning Mr Jarus .How can I reach you? I want to ask some important questions. No pm because I can't access the email I used in opening my nairaland account.
Technology MarketRe: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Excel70: 11:13am On Apr 02, 2020
Can I rely on a generator bought online e.g jumai konga s to be original

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