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Glaswegian:


This one even carried Naija beer parlour gist come Nairaland.

Show me a link to where Okocha demanded number 10 jersey before signing for Man U.

No be street illiterates you dey argue with o

Lol .Nigeria football "experts" never ceases to amaze me
That was how they claim okocha taught ronaldinho football skills and dribbles.

Farouq94:
I made some fresh Neem-Aloe extract yesterday for my chicks. I usually drink some from each batch, its very bitter but then its a medicinal powerhouse.

With this and other bio-security measures, most of your poultry diseases will be taken care of.

This is what it looks like

Note: Its preferred that you store your organic medicines in glass jars or clay pots: these do not absorb flavor neither do they leach chemicals. If you don’t have them available, use safe plastics. They usually have ‘HDPE free’ written underneath them.

Bro how do you prepare this
Barka we sallah

Glaswegian:
Yes, this is the new Jarus!

Salam alaykum you made all those educative comments and thread disappear like that . That is not fair to we the youth

Salam alaykum brothers... How do we observe the eod prayer at home tomorrow. The rulings regarding it
Urgent reply please

thesicilian:
You sound just like a typical Nigerian policeman.

I wanted to like to your comment but saw 419 likes
Hope you are not a 419

Doc I feel a dull pain in right side of my abdomen. It is more pronounced when I have not eaten. I feel relieved after consuming a meal. I feel no pain when I depressed the area

Deenlove:
Please answer me.

Do you feel pain when you touch that spot

The link is not working

sportFX:
This thread is so toxic, are you guys here to make money or insult each other while dashing money to the betting companies?

This one don miss road

[quote author=bossvinqualad25 post=91854232]May God give the family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss,if you are in need of ileya ram and reside within lagos contact me,we sell @a pocket friendly price [/quot
Hello how can I contact you

[quote author=jidestroud post=91362802]Price of local chickens over here goes for N600 for full grown hens, and N800 - N1000 Max for a grown rooster when buying directly from the rural owners.

@Farouq94
It's the direct opposite here, the rains brings along with it diseases that kills off the local hens. Their population seems to explode only during the dry season. Most rural farmers tends to buy and raise their chickens during that season cause it possess less diseases that kills them.

Moreover, what we have here are the yoruba ecotype chicken. Chai, those chickens no b am at all. There's no difference between them and well fed pigeons when killed. . If not for their eggs, I wouldn't want one around (their eggs sweeeeeeet dieeeeee ). Well, looking at the bright side, those chickens are so hardy that they will survive any disease thrown at them.



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Will the local hen lay egg without mating? When you are referring to the sweet egg is it the boiled or fried? Is it advisable to eat fertilized egg?

Alhaji Jarus why did you deactivate All of your thread and comment full of knowledge and experience we the younger look up to and always refer to now lost sad

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Empiree:
walaikum Salaam,

Cryptocurrency is really a new development, and still being look into by. Ulama. At this point there is no straight answer whether it is halal or Haram. It is just like forex trading, stock market etc. There are elements of Haram and Halal in them.

If cryptocurrency eventually becomes global legal tender we have no choice you know. We will only frown at Haram within.

Even as we speak some MUSLIMS are of the opinion that interest acrued by Bank and deposited to your is halal bcus they used your money for business.

All we need is time. Time dictates proper judgement on this.

Jazakhumullahi khayran brother
Ignore that kid.. he is not a Muslim but obsessed with Islam more than any religion he is practicing

Salam alaykum brethren, what is the Islamic ruling onbcryptocurrency halal or haram

Salam alaykum brothers and sister Anybody with a lecture titled "ona Aljanna by oniwasiagbaye" . I listen to it on youtube but can no longer find it there. I need it badly

truthfulparrot:
I thought Muslims are supposed to be buried within 24 hrs. My Muslim brothers, please help with explanation. Are there exemptions to that rule? COVID 19 should not be used as an excuse. Abba Kyari was buried within 24 hrs.

Are Yoruba Muslims practicing a different faith from our Northern brothers?

He has a Christian wife likely reason for this.
Remember the burial was formally scheduled for Friday

Razzness:
So Yoruba muslims even do burial arrangements, honestly i think acts like this make other muslims see them as more 'traditional than religous' people.

His wife is a Christian likely reason for the burial arrangement

UmmuFarrah:
I start putting anything on my body from the right, from shoe to shirt, trousers, I even powdered my face from the right side...I do that for my 2yr old too and now she is so used to doing whatever from right.....lolz

You are not weird you are following the sunnah

Saneesk:
Please i need help on this when i was born in port-harcourt one doctor told my mum that she's really lucky we are all AA,me being the last born.

Then when i was 21 years old i tried it again at one teaching hospital in kano state and i came out AS......


Now the question here is it that genotype changes with time or an error.

No visit a very reputable hospital with a good lab for test
Try to do it in more than one
What you experienced is a result of the poor healthcare system in the country

Jarus the woman flouted the Prophet (S.A.W) admonition on plagues and diseases

Jarus:
Not his fan, but I wont blame him for this.

In most cases, the best penalty takers take last.

It doesn’t have anything to do with narcissism.

Hi Mr Jarus you once used the 2004/2005 honda civic.what was your experience in terms of how rugged,reliability and ease of maintenance.

Hi guys , I need a suggestion for a youtube channel where I can learn to cook Nigerian dishes. Most importantly yoruba and igbo

MaestroJosh:
Nairalanders, I need your help on chronic pile I've been suffering for the past 7 years which has caused me great pain and lot of blood lost(till present).

I've been to different hospitals, used different drugs prescribed but i still didn't see any changes. I've taken it upon myself to seek out for help here on ways to cure it medically, and traditionally.

Please your minute impute is welcomed.

*Please, don't skip this*

Look for original olive oil . Rub on affected part and also consume

lanrexlan:
Wa alaykum salaam warahmatulah wabarakatuh akhee.

Surah Al-Anfal, Verse 40:
وَإِن تَوَلَّوْا فَاعْلَمُوا أَنَّ اللَّهَ مَوْلَاكُمْ نِعْمَ الْمَوْلَىٰ وَنِعْمَ النَّصِيرُ

And if they turn away, then know that Allah is your Maula (Patron, Lord, Protector and Supporter, etc.), (what) an Excellent Maula, and (what) an Excellent Helper!


Surah Al-Hajj, Verse 78:
وَجَاهِدُوا فِي اللَّهِ حَقَّ جِهَادِهِ هُوَ اجْتَبَاكُمْ وَمَا جَعَلَ عَلَيْكُمْ فِي الدِّينِ مِنْ حَرَجٍ مِّلَّةَ أَبِيكُمْ إِبْرَاهِيمَ هُوَ سَمَّاكُمُ الْمُسْلِمِينَ مِن قَبْلُ وَفِي هَٰذَا لِيَكُونَ الرَّسُولُ شَهِيدًا عَلَيْكُمْ وَتَكُونُوا شُهَدَاءَ عَلَى النَّاسِ فَأَقِيمُوا الصَّلَاةَ وَآتُوا الزَّكَاةَ وَاعْتَصِمُوا بِاللَّهِ هُوَ مَوْلَاكُمْ فَنِعْمَ الْمَوْلَىٰ وَنِعْمَ النَّصِيرُ

And strive hard in Allah's Cause as you ought to strive (with sincerity and with all your efforts that His Name should be superior). He has chosen you (to convey His Message of Islamic Monotheism to mankind by inviting them to His religion, Islam), and has not laid upon you in religion any hardship, it is the religion of your father Ibrahim (Abraham) (Islamic Monotheism). It is He (Allah) Who has named you Muslims both before and in this (the Quran), that the Messenger (Muhammad SAW) may be a witness over you and you be witnesses over mankind! So perform As-Salat (Iqamat-as-Salat), give Zakat and hold fast to Allah [i.e. have confidence in Allah, and depend upon Him in all your affairs] He is your Maula (Patron, Lord, etc.), what an Excellent Maula (Patron, Lord, etc.) and what an Excellent Helper!

Jazakhumullahi khayran

Salam alaykum bro and sis in the the statement Hazbunallhi wani mal killu , ni monimollahi wa ni no we sirri where can I find the second statement( ni monimollahi wa ni no as killu) in the quran

2Ballz:
I do hope you are not referring to the last urine that must be left for the pant?

No I always feel a pressure of urine coming out , also I always wash up after urinating

Dr 2Ballz I always notice a drop of urine when sitting after urinating. I want to stop this what can I do?

Babadee1900:
My stubborn rider experience this morning.

I picked this girl from Fola Osibo, destination somewhere in Apongbon. She entered the car and wasn’t putting on her nose mask, so I requested that she puts it on.

The following conversations ensued:

Me: Pls use your nose mask

Rider: Don’t worry Oga, I don’t have corona

Me: You don’t have to wait until you contract the virus before you use your nose mask moreover we can be arrested on the road, so pls put it on.

Rider: Yesterday I didn’t use it on my way here and they didn’t arrest us.

Me: That’s the drivers lucky day.

Rider: today can be your own lucky day too.

Me: leave luck aside, I don’t take risk (at this point I was feeling really frustrated.)

Rider: Ok o

She reluctantly put it on and we continued on the trip. She sat directly behind me so I wasn’t really paying attention to her.

We got to Apongbon bridge decent and I was stopped by the police.
The officer requested for my DL, I gave him. Next I heard was why is your passenger not wearing nose mask


I looked back and this mumu girls mask was resting on her laps! The only thing I could manage to say is ‘But why?’

Officer said park well, give me your car papers, we are going to the office. You can see that even me that’s on the road I have my masks on, why is she not wearing hers?.

I started begging, the man said it’s a presidential order bla bla bla, we must go to the office, it’s beyond his power.

In my mind I knew everything he’s saying is just to put fear in me but this is Lagos. Something must drop here before this man give me back my DL and car papers.

After few minutes of begging, he said okay what do you want me to do for you, your offense is 10k fine but tell me what you have.

Laslas 1500 settle the matter.

Well the girl refunded my money. Her trip ended at 1700, she sent 3200.

This security agencies should hold anybody not wearing face mask responsible. The driver can't be driving and looking out for riders not wearing face mask. They are grown up adults not babies

Juliusmomoh:
Then covic 19 does not exist , if 800 people can die a day and someone there knew nobody.

The total population affected in Nigeria is around 10000 in a ccountry of 150 million people. Probability of knowing someone is very low.. Think!!

grammarnazi2:
No. I'll be back tomorrow.

Which books will you recommend to improve my my English. I want to be a very good writer