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Abacha n wife went to ASO ROCK, only d wife came back, obasanjo n stella went, only Obj came baack, yar adua n turai, only turai came back. O hmmm oga jonah jonah, I wish gudluck o, no fget wetin patience talk f national tv, wen she say my fellow widow , m na joke oo

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Nnaji ride on, good people on the right track, GOD will see you through to achieve stable power supply.

Nawaoh, hmm see aboki calling other tribe names. Wait ooh how did he even pronounce those words? I think he put it this way, Ilikwurate, kouts and Crunimal kai igbo don sofar for Aboki people hand

nakedwire:
You are s.t.u.p.i.d

strangest:
COMMANDO VS RAMBO

Gbam, but which part be this?

Excess weed in the blood

Na who them wan kil ;Dl? Say no to nuclear power

For Flag ok, then looters should be 25 years

Chelsea all the way

Use your head well

Just subcribing

What the hell is the SSS still waiting for to name the bastards are they not our senior security service in the country?? what kind of approval. They should name them we are just tired of bombing, the more you wait the more they bomb

Bomb them all, they don't deserve to be alive

Nwanne may your soul rest in the bosom of the LORD. We love you but GOD loves you more. What can we do? nothing rather we share

A land filled up with Mafians and scammers + looters

What is that Miss Botswana doing there?? I bet you even [b]Ibu [/b]will beat her in this contest

South Africa is the best

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=757467.msg9130919#msg9130919 date=1315838448]Cement?  Dont they use mud to build houses in Nigera? (no ofeinse) [/quote]Abioo make them just dey wait for GEJ to perform wonders. Make una push the blame on IBB he killed Nigeria

In Naija yes , other place No

Chime carry go joor, small small you will get there.

Kaydadon:
Dis police guys are insane,day shud b jailed

Jailed? they should be hanged to show warning to others that may drink and discharge

Naija and their fake story. Haba easy now Una wan kill the GEJ? make una get pity for the Man abeg. Some people way happen to held class rep during their school days knows how hot the position was, talk more of a country with plenty problem for ground. Una want make the man perform miracles? . Even if na BuharI dey there him go even worst, because him no sabi anything outside corruption even the corruption him no feet handle am, because na him people still pass abi na lie??. Make una pray for the one way una get for now, na only prayer go change everything not through this bad wishes. America people way get everything, them still they criticize their President with respect. Even if them put you there your own go worst. Who go tell me say him never steal another person something for him life? even if na your best friend or your syster own all of them na corruption. Please pray for the president make him perform joor , Oga GOOD LUCK GOD GO PROTECT YOU FROM BOKO HARAM TILL YOU FINISH YOUR GOOD WORK, EVEN Buhari NO FIT STOP YOU, SAY AMEN, Na my mind me i talk

R.I.P Essien Igbokwe

I am single because i want to have a taste of different punny So more question

chino11:
A legal luminary and social affairs commentator, Mr. Sabastine Hon (SAN), has said President Goodluck Jonathan is not constitutionally barred from contesting the 2015 presidential election if he chooses to contest.
The constitutional lawyer however flayed governors for appointing caretaker committees to run the affairs of local government councils, saying it was unlawful and unconstitutional.

Hon, who spoke to Sunday Sun in Abuja, submitted: “The Constitution did not bar him from contesting if he so wishes. This is because he took the first oath of office as a mid-term or as inter mid-term successor to his late boss, President Umaru Musa Yar’ Adua.”
He explained that Jonathan did not set out to become the president at the initial stage, stressing that he was only elected as the deputy to the late Yar’Adua, adding that as Vice President the Constitution required him to step into the position of President. It was still the same mandate.

“Can we say in all sincerity that the first two years that he occupied that seat he was the man in driving seat? He was not; he was only deputizing for the man in the driving seat. If the president does not assign a deputy responsibility to the vice president he will be there redundant,” Hon said.
On appointment of caretaker committees for local governments, Hon declared that it was unlawful and unconstitutional for governors to do so. He enjoined governors to ensure that constitutional provisions concerning local governments are held sacrosanct.

“In at least two decisions, the Court of Appeal has voided the appointment of caretaker committees. In the two decisions (Akon Vs Umoh and Akon Vs the Attorney General of Cross River State) delivered by the Court of Appeal, Calabar Division in 2002, the Court held that state governors have no power to constitute caretaker committees but the illegality is going on in the various states and nobody seems to be challenging them,” Hon lamented.



http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/sept/11/national-11-09-2011-002.html

No wonder he need higher position, Even GEJ know that he is tired already due to pressure and Boko haram. SAN please GEJ is not interested in your promotion.

chuks01:
He dare not try it that would be suicidal .I know he won't even try it

Naija will protest to the last

I predict 3 0, Chelsea 3 Bayer Leverkusen 0, both goals coming from Anelka and Sturridge, Chelsea all the way

This 3 men took their wives to a hospital for delivery. Shortly a nurse came out and asked, who is Joseph that works with 3 Crowns Ltd? The man stood up, Congrats your wife has delivered Triplets. The Nurse came again and asked, who is Eric that works with 7up? Eric stood up, Congrats your wife has delivered 7 Bouncing Babies. Immediately d 3rd man took off, because he was working with 33 Lager beer Company.

Nyntynplus:
You guyz are just talking non-sense this is religious belive and the rule only apply to muslims so why worry or the insult about, do you ever talk abt a thiev that was set ablaze instalty jst bcoz of #20 also.

See another dumb ass talking, so the so called governor that will give the final verdict or approval foe the amputations is clean, wake up this is 21st century.

marutimon:
80 minutes gone - ENyimba equalize through Valentin 1:1

almost through? serious, can you give me the link? or you watch through TV?