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PoliticsRe: Adamawa Becomes First Northern State To Support VAT Reform by Exjoker(m): 6:18am On Sep 10, 2021
This is move seem bad at first but in the long run it would be the best decision ever. I am sure FIRS is not doing a better job in collecting those revenues. Many businesses and corporations are not caption on the revenue but let the state be the one collect those tax and see wonder.
PoliticsRe: Kano VAT Contribution Is More Than All States In South East Combined by Exjoker(m): 6:35am On Sep 09, 2021
Soulsymbol99:
If igbos who r known for business decides 2 leave kano and Lagos the vat of both states will drop rapidly.
Honestly speaking, I would love the Igbos to pack and leave other region of Nigeria. They have colonize all business these places that local people can't seem to compete with them.
If the Igbos leave, locals will fill in those spaces...
EducationRe: Condom Vending Machines In South African Schools To Fight HIV, Pregnancies (Pix) by Exjoker(m): 6:29am On Sep 09, 2021
There is very little or nothing the government can do to stop teenagers from premarital sex. This development will surely reduces hight rate of HIV infections and unwanted pregnancy...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: My Dashboard Has Been Showing This. Please Help Me. by Exjoker(m): 2:23pm On Sep 05, 2021
MichaelsHope:
Good Morning, Friends.

I wrote the exams. I was selected. I did the biometric. I haven't been deployed. This is giving me serious concern.

How do I go about this. What and what should I do.

I don't know where I am posted. I don't know the next thing.

Please, put me through.

Nwaeze please check this.
I was in your shoe just before yesterday in which I got my deployment...

This is what I did....

After I wasn't deployed at first with the rest of the forks who saw their own earlier. I went and update my profile making sure all the documents required are uploaded. After some days without been deployed, I went ahead to sent them an email in which they replied me within 24 hours (honestly speaking I was shocked myself **attached below is their email reply to me**)

Now just yesterday been Saturday 4th, I logged in to my NASIMS portal and there is it my deployment status...

My advice to you is to try and update your profile up to date. Make sure all the decuments uploaded matches the details you provided on your portal.
*Now the trick* Send them an email stating your problem, including your NASIMS ID number and and your full name. Of course you will sure get a reply from within 48 hours (this is to draw attention to your case)

NOTE: There email address is attached on the screenshot you attached to your post
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Date For Physical Verification Set by Exjoker(m): 7:35am On Sep 03, 2021
lilije:
I'm finding it difficult to download my PPA letter for more than two days now . What should I do?
According to people here... Just keep on clicking on Download PPA even if it keep on telling you transactions failed. Continue doing that until you are able to download it in about 3-5 minutes time
PhonesRe: Iphone 13 Series To Put Android Under Pressure by Exjoker(m): 11:41pm On Sep 02, 2021
Over $800 untop phone wey no de come with charger and has a storage capacity of 64gbhuh Menh there a many ways to spend money ooo
EducationRe: Are Beans Carbohydrates Or Protein by Exjoker(m): 12:33pm On Sep 02, 2021
60-80 % nutrient content of bean is carbohydrates while protein is just 20-30% (Depending on the variety of bean).
Beans are normally said to be a good source of protein but that doesn't mean it is a proteinous food.
RomanceRe: How Can I Ask A Female Soldier Out Without Beating? by Exjoker(m): 12:25pm On Sep 02, 2021
The truth is make sure you have enough class before making a move for her. That way you will minimise the beating you are to receive for asking her out self...
With class you Can approach any girl without been afraid... Do you have the class to stand before her and profess yours feelings to herhuh
FoodRe: The Food I Saw Versus The Food I Cooked by Exjoker(m): 11:16pm On Aug 31, 2021
gammarays:
Food don ready o
Tried to design a little grin
Food don done o but e remain garri or bread to take push down this delicacy...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: There Will Be Physical Verification Before Deployment And Not Vice Versa by Exjoker(m): 6:51am On Aug 31, 2021
ezenwaez:
Lots of N-Power Batch C applicants have been making the error of saying that there will not be physical verification, please I repeat although some processes have changed from the previous process used in engaging N-Power Batch A and B, but the template still remains the same.

Please there will be phyiscal verification of Npower Batch C applicants, anyone telling you that there will be no physical verification the person might just be decieving you, it is not done anywhere, engaging an applicant without physically verifying the applicant.

Currently as we speak some N-Power Batch C applicants are beginning to see their physical verification details and address on the N-Power NASIMS portal.

Please note every documentation process requires you to take all your documents uploaded on the N-Power NASIMS portal, original and photocopies plus passport picture, after the N-Power physical verification and the N-Power Batch C applicants is successfully verified, then the N-Power Batch C applicant will proceed to his or her PPA with your deployment letter, it is at your PPA or at the local District whichever the case maybe that you will be given either acceptance or rejection form, all forms must be duly endorsed by the assigned authorised personnel on site, after endorsement the N-Power Batch C applicants is to resume on or before the third day of receiving his or her engagement letter.
Even though I have done my fingerprint verification but I have not been deployed until now. Do you think there is still hope for mehuh?
PetsRe: Help!!! My Dog Is Dying!!! by Exjoker(m): 9:27pm On Aug 30, 2021
Take it to a vet clinic for proper diagnosis...
PetsRe: My Dog Kept Barking At Me Don't Know Until I Goggled This by Exjoker(m): 7:05am On Aug 30, 2021
Though I am not aware that dogs can detect any pending sickness but I am already aware that dogs are used to detect various kind of sickness even the ones that are very hard to diagnose...
If you can properly train your dog, no sickness can catch you unaware man....
EducationRe: The Cheetah Is Not The Fastest Animal: Not What You Think by Exjoker(m): 6:51am On Aug 30, 2021
It is ALWAYS said "FASTEST LAND ANIMAL"....
PoliticsRe: Plateau Attacks: Lalong Incapacitated, Can’t Order Security Agencies – APC by Exjoker(m): 6:49am On Aug 30, 2021
This is the greatest lie of the highest order. When was the last time the governor donated operational equipments to the security forces in the statehuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (5 - 0) On 28th August 2021 by Exjoker(m): 11:44am On Aug 28, 2021
The posters on this thread are damn funny aswear...
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Guys Do This Nonsense? by Exjoker(m): 1:54pm On Aug 27, 2021
What do you mean? So you mean now a guy can not approach a girl he seem to like again just because you feel he is disturbing yours peace...huh
PhonesRe: I Need Help Pls I Want To Know The Name Of This Person by Exjoker(m): 1:36pm On Aug 27, 2021
pinkguy:
she a girl she as been threatening my sister 08029264960
try check the number up on WhatsApp or use True caller app to view her name.... Thank me later
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: Deployment Have Started, Please Check Your NASIMS Portal by Exjoker(m): 1:33pm On Aug 27, 2021
ezenwaez:
Please follow the instructions
I have not seen my deployment status uptill now. What could be wrong or what should I do??
Foreign AffairsRe: Tennessee Floods: 15 Killed Including Twin Toddlers, More Than 30 Missing(Pix) by Exjoker(m): 10:47pm On Aug 22, 2021
At this junction ladies and gentlemen it is important I announce to you that the beginning of the end of the World has come...
PoliticsRe: Banditry: Kebbi Govt Remodels SUVs Into Armoured Personnel Carriers by Exjoker(m): 4:54pm On Aug 22, 2021
In the whole report no mention of the company that carry out this amazing feat - Proforce Defense Nigeria limited.
The whole credit went to the government because they are paying money for the work...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please! Help Me Solve This Problem To Continue My Application On FRSC PORTAL by Exjoker(m): 7:26am On Aug 10, 2021
Mrwise016:
@Itnews. How to solve access denied problem on FRSC. Use a fresh email, click on your position let's say "Officer Cadre". When you want to fill the form, fill only your surname and first name. Skip other names. When you come to complete application, after clicking it, you can still put back your other names. It worked for me. Goodluck
I have already exhausted 5 emails so far to no avail. Even the email I just created oo, tried it on the site and the said it is already registered on the site...huh?
But I will try this your recommendation today because I have started giving up already.
PoliticsRe: Demonstrate Capacity To Earn Rail Contracts — Amaechi Tells Local Contractors by Exjoker(m): 7:32am On Jul 12, 2021
How do you expect them to gain experience when you have not the environment to work in. Instead of awarding the contract fully to the Chinese, you can actually force to carry out a joint contract with a local firm. This way the will learn and gain the experience to execute contract on their own.
PoliticsRe: Falana: Northern And Southern Governors Have Banned Open Grazing In Nigeria by Exjoker(m): 9:56am On Jul 07, 2021
udoakwa:
Northerners are hypocrite, they suffer and die in silence cos of too much tribalism. I hate cowards in my life
The unity among Northerners has nothing to do with tribalism or ethnicity. In fact the North is more diverse ethnically than the South. About 80-85% of Nigeria's tribes are located in the North. Taraba state alone have about 50 different tribes of the 500 and something tribes located in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Minister Of Justice, Government Of Alberta, Canada Calls For Kanu's Release by Exjoker(m): 6:57am On Jul 05, 2021
Generalnomercy:
Yorubads are the worst enemies of Igbo's on this earth, any Igbo that hasn't known this is a big fool.
Only you want the Yorubas to support your Biafra struggle and only you in another thread will come and be insulting the Yorubas.
Note: The Yorubas have no reason whatsoever to support the Igbos struggle for Biafra and don't even think about that....
PoliticsRe: We Are Continuing Our Enquiries On Kanu’s Arrest – UK by Exjoker(m): 6:38am On Jul 05, 2021
Don't put your hope so high on the outcome, as in nothing will come out from the findings. Is not like they will come to Nigeria and forcefully release. Nigeria and Kenya are independent countries, the UK can't dictate how they should operate their country.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested In Czech Republic - PM News by Exjoker(m): 6:40am On Jun 30, 2021
OneNigerianist:
We need more information. How are you saying he was "arrested" without mentioning interpol? Czechs republic can't arrest a UK citizen and hand him to Nigeria, I suppose.
Off course they can arrest anyone they want to arrest on their home soil.
The UK ambassador to Nigeria just confirmed that he wasn't arrested in UK.
Countries have been arresting citizens of another country on behalf of another country on their home soil. Cech Republic have every reason to arrest Kanu on behalf of Nigeria - He is leading a proscribed terrorist organisation in Nigeria. It just depend on how strong the diplomatic relationship between Nigeria and The Cech Republic is....
CrimeRe: CCTV Footage Of Chidinma & Usifo Ataga At Restaurant Before She Killed Him by Exjoker(m): 11:34am On Jun 25, 2021
DonroxyII:
Imagine, People will think Father and Daughter catching up not knowing that fvcking dude is a womb shifter ....

When you are having sex with a girl that's not wet nor in the mood (Mentally connected to the sex) , it's as if you are slaughtering her ... She responded in like terms ...

How can a 50s be having sex with 21yo ... There Brain and Maturity is far apart and you are smoking SK and Loud and Beer with a Depressed girl from a broken Home ... an Introvert ....

I'm on Moral basis here not Legal Basis ...

She will get Manslaughter, few years in prison if she proof she was raped after she said No .. she should return his money back ...

That girl should go to Rehab and repent ...

That dude has a case with God now ...
Constitutionally, a girl is deem matured to get at the age of 16year old in Nigeria. Been 21years old, the girl is way over mature to make her own decisions. Coming from a poor background is not enough reason for her to take on that kind of lifestyle. There are numerous poor girls who are self controlled and are decent.
Buildings her case on rape and self defense is will make good case to ease her sentence but stealing from his account is another case she need answer for.
RomanceRe: MEN!! Don't Be Like This Man!! Take The Redpill And Go Mgtow!(photos)- Redpill by Exjoker(m): 8:10am On Jun 20, 2021
Lol.... Then what will happen to the next generation if all men are to go by your advice and take the pills? In a world of Man and a woman non is a Saint. They all have bad side. I have Seen good women who end up with a bad men and verse versa.
The human nature is very verse, complex and it is even sometimes beyond our comprehension. Biological, If all girls are dumping you in a relationship then go for comprehensive diagnostic on yourself, something is definitely wrong with you. Women like most animals exhibit the Freud's pleasure principle. The part of animals behavior that pursue happiness and pleasure gratification as primary function. The same way, you won't hesitate to dump a girl who fall to satisfy your needs in a relationship.
PoliticsRe: So, Lebanon Was Once A Christian Nation?! by Exjoker(m): 7:34am On Jun 20, 2021
debaj10:
na WA o.
now, na only 37% remain...
and even Muslims sef na only 57% o!
but Hamas want make all man think sey na Muslims get d countryhuh
this Islam sef.
SMH

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon
I believe you meant to say Hisbulah (at the bolded) the militant group who want to implement sharia in Lebanon. Lebanon is the only Arab nation with large Christian population. Their leadership positions is divided among the Christian (President) and Muslim (prime minister). The Christians their put and a serious resistance to Islamic militant, if not they would have been overpowered and subjected to Islamic sharia.
PoliticsRe: How Alex Ekwueme Created The Idea Of The South-South Zone. by Exjoker(m): 7:17am On Jun 18, 2021
jerryunit48:
Can someone take a Look at the map again and tell me how Cross River State is not part of East ….
Cross River is made up of minority tribes and Ibgos and the write up said, the south south was curved out to separate the minority tribes from the Igbos. This is to give them a voice.
EducationRe: Meet China’s First AI-Powered Virtual University Student (Photos) by Exjoker(m): 7:05am On Jun 17, 2021
Them just wan suffer this robot, why didn't they just download/upload all this knowledge to the robot than allow it to learn it to sit in the class to learn them. I just hope the robot understands and feel pain and emotion like human do before it start misbehaving.

The painful part of this whole thing is that wan yeye Chinese guy now will fall in love with the bot and want to marry her abi it.
PoliticsRe: Have You Ever Voted In A Shrine? INEC Relocated 9 Polling Units From There by Exjoker(m): 8:52pm On Jun 16, 2021
Amojii:
Quota INEC, if dem like make dem put am for amadioha shrine people go vote
And then go still snatch valot boxes there self hahahaba

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