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HealthRe: African Countries Praised For Handling Coronavirus Really Well by Exjoker(m): 9:12am On Nov 14, 2020
Brandonx:
grin This is laughable. Covid cases in most African countries were not severe.
Most of the reported cases might even be malaria grin. Had it hit Nigeria like it did in the US I don't think there would have been a soul left in Nigeria.
That is what they are praising Africa for. We did better in containing the disease than America. They have a president who don't follow COVID19 protocol. How do they expect the ordinary citizens now obey the protocol too?
PoliticsRe: Zainab Ahmed: High Transportation Cost Responsible For Inflation by Exjoker(m): 9:04am On Nov 14, 2020
1. Withdraw all security check points on our high ways.
2. Reduce price of petrol.
3. Fix our roads.
4. Expand the railway system to connect every state.
RomanceRe: My G.f Vaginal Is Loose, Does It Mean She Is An Ex Olosho? by Exjoker(m): 11:25am On Nov 12, 2020
davien:
Lol, guy relax no be fight. It could very well be that op gf is two timing, like I said some ladies open up to me that their guys do notice a change, but the truth is that unlike rubber bands, vaginas can tighten back either naturally or through pelvic excercises.. educate yourself.

There are ashewos who their client will say are as tight as virgins, so bodies are different.

Some 19 year olds may have the weak grip compared to even some 30 year olds, I've seen a girl have saggy breast automatically when maturing, it never stood during her puberty.
The concept of loose vigina doesn't mean the vigina will widen up or increase in side. In fact you will never know a loose vigina until you insert your prick inside. The contraction and tightening of the vigina can be controlled by the lady just like a man can control erection of the prick. Like I have said earlier, tightening of the vigina during sex is actually a defensive mechanisms by the body to protect against unwanted intrusion especially for girls who are not used to having sex. But as the get used to sex, the stop putting on resistance thereby leading to what we call loose vigina...
RomanceRe: My G.f Vaginal Is Loose, Does It Mean She Is An Ex Olosho? by Exjoker(m): 11:01am On Nov 12, 2020
davien:
So elastic things don't lose elasticity huh Guy, the cell that gives it elasticity, elastin decreases with age or damage, go read book.
You should have mentioned "Elastic Limit" to me to make a valid point. If the vigina looses it elasticity then it should be Loose not Tight.
I understand that old age, child delivery has a great impact on the vigina but we are talking about young girls and who never put to birth but have loose vigina.
Except if you have a better explanation to why OP's young friend has a loose vigina...
RomanceRe: My G.f Vaginal Is Loose, Does It Mean She Is An Ex Olosho? by Exjoker(m): 10:36am On Nov 12, 2020
LadyTianna:
Lol no offense but that's all bullshit. Where did you learn that?

The vagina is elastic in nature. It expands when aroused and contracts back to normal size after sex. Like I said in my initial comment, the pelvic floor muscles will start to weaken due to things like age, pushing out stool, forceful penetration without lubrication, lack of exercise, and this will make it seem like the vagina is becoming "loose". Regular "normal " sex doesn't "loosen" the vagina.

Google is your friend
How come, some young girls of 20 years already have loose vigina? Old age?? or forceful penetration?? Most girls vigina are tight in the beginning of sex but loosen up before the ended, what causes thathuh I don't think forceful penetration, nor old age either because it later tighten up back after the sex.
Have you ever wondered why there is high cases of vigina rupturing during rape? Let me answer you - it is because the lady closes her vigina so tight because she wasn't comfortable with the sex: and don't even mention that it was cause by forceful penetration to me - because the vigina is elastic...
RomanceRe: My G.f Vaginal Is Loose, Does It Mean She Is An Ex Olosho? by Exjoker(m): 10:09am On Nov 12, 2020
69dripin:
Please please and please if you don’t have any information to share with us comfortably keep quiet.
Look at this one oo.
I expected you to counter me with a different explanation because I was actually talking based on a research about this particular topic I read....
RomanceRe: My G.f Vaginal Is Loose, Does It Mean She Is An Ex Olosho? by Exjoker(m): 10:04am On Nov 12, 2020
LadyTianna:
Penetration doesn't cause "loose" vagina, unless its forceful with zero lubrication or pre-intimacy. Nigerians need to learn that having regular "normal" sex doesn't make a woman have a "loose" vagina
Technically it doe cause loose vigina especially if the lady do enjoy the sex. At the initial stage of sex, most girls vigina are tight, this tightening of the vigina is cause by the girl herself to protect herself. But as the sex progresses, the vigina began to loosen up as the girl becomes comfortable with the sex and looses her guard down. The same thing, as you get used to having sex, your began to lose that defensive ability and eventually have a loose vigina.
RomanceRe: My G.f Vaginal Is Loose, Does It Mean She Is An Ex Olosho? by Exjoker(m): 9:50am On Nov 12, 2020
Gaggii:
My g.f pussy was so tight when we first met, but now it is so loose.

At times am not even so sure if my penis is still inside the vagina.

I have accused her severally that she was using a vagina tightner before. But she claimed she has never used it before.

I also observe that she doesn't like romance, she likes me to just penetrate immediately without romance.

Does this means she is a retired olosho or what.
I love her so much, and I don't want to break up on issues that can be fixed.

Please advice.
Actually, the reason why girls pussy are tight during sex is because they are not comfortable having sex with there partners. It is kind of defensive mechanisms to protect their selves. Once if a girl becomes comfortable having sex with you, her pussy will loosen off and it won't be tight again.
Olosho's normally have loose pussy because they feel comfortable having sex with anyone...
If your girlfriend pussy is still tight after many sex with her, my friend she is not comfortable having sex with you or she doesn't want the sex...
Car TalkRe: Bajaj Launches Re 250 Superkeke In Nigeria, Unveils Jay Jay Okocha As Ambassador by Exjoker(m): 9:10am On Nov 12, 2020
wagazala:
"The Bajaj RE 250 distinctly stands out because of a host of class leading features. The vehicle is powered by a 236cc DTSi engine, the biggest engine to ever come in a keke."

They made it with a stronger engine and that means it'll go faster than the previous? It's like they want to injure or ... more people.
The owners instead should have considered more safety features as an upgrade considering how it is used here. Not one that can now travel from Lagos to Ibadan.
Considering the fact that Keke is not well balanced. Them come give am top speed... Abeg o.
CrimeRe: Islamists Behead More Than 50 People On A Football Pitch In Mozambique by Exjoker(m): 8:36pm On Nov 11, 2020
Why do you need to fight for a God that created all thingshuh
Foreign AffairsRe: US Election: Pompeo Promises ‘Smooth Transition To Trump’s Second Term’ by Exjoker(m): 2:29pm On Nov 11, 2020
nullboss:
Omo

The Democrats and their fake news media allies banked on Trump conceding and throwing in the towel grin. a very big mistake.

They never learn. A man like Trump would never give in to the massive mail in voter fraud carried out by the Democrats.

Trump's second term is inevitable
Do you really think, it really matters whether Trump concede or not?? Once Biden is certified by the General service administration, Trump will definitely leave office comes 20 January whether he concede or not. Let the 3 remaining state results be released first...
NOTE : even without the remaining 3 state results, Biden has already scored the 270 college voting mark.
Even if he wins his case in the supreme Court, the court won't just declare him winner but instead call for a fresh recount, cancelling of the part of votes dim illegal or call for a fresh election...
For now we can say Trump has lost the election, until he is able to prove his election fraud allegations.
Foreign AffairsRe: "It Means I Won" - Trump Reacts To Georgian Governor's Tweet by Exjoker(m): 8:23pm On Nov 10, 2020
FarahAideed:
The person that won the free and fair Election is undemocratic but the Joe Biden that rigged like mad is democratic ? And the painful part is that you are a Buhari supporter
For starter, you should understand that Mail-in-ballots are legal in the US. Remember even the Supreme Court decline Trump request to call off the counting of Mail-in-ballots.
Until Trump is able to provide evidence that the election was rig, then we can say the election is fair according to the US constitution
Foreign AffairsRe: "It Means I Won" - Trump Reacts To Georgian Governor's Tweet by Exjoker(m): 8:14pm On Nov 10, 2020
Mail-in-ballots are legal in all the US states....
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Complains As Result Tilt Towards Biden's Favour by Exjoker(m): 7:54pm On Nov 04, 2020
HAPPINESSSS:
HAPPINESS IS HERE grin







BE CALM MR PRESIDENT. grin
Can I have a part of you also babyhuh
Foreign AffairsRe: New Zealand Gets First Gay Deputy PM And A Foreign Minister With Facial Tattoo by Exjoker(m): 8:07pm On Nov 03, 2020
SARS go arrest this one if she dare visit Nigeria grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump: "A Parade For Me In Nigeria, A Great Honor!" by Exjoker(m): 8:03pm On Nov 03, 2020
If Parade like this has been done in honor of Peter Obi and Atiku, we wouldn't have ended up with Babu as president...
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Dares IPOB Members To Harass Him Whenever He Travels To Europe by Exjoker(m): 6:48pm On Nov 02, 2020
ArrestWike:
Lol, see foolish talk. The idiot thinks abroad is like Nigeria where soldiers will shoot anyone that comes close to him.

Wike, they will beat you up abroad and there is nothing you will do about it. In abroad, even politicians are pelted there how much more a nobody like you who won't even be recognized by any protocol.

I can only laugh at you.
And you think abroad is Nigeria where MNK is inciting people to violence and nothing was done about ithuh If Wike is assaulted outside and all evidence prove that MNK give the order for the assault then he has bought market for another country....
TravelRe: Warri: The City That Should Have Surpassed Abuja: Warri Nor Dey Carry Last by Exjoker(m): 4:43am On Nov 02, 2020
Between Warri and Onitsha which is bigger in land mass... I have been to Onitsha and the city is really big. I hope to visit Warri one day....
PoliticsRe: Nigeria In Big Trouble As IPOB Takes This Bold Step PHOTOS by Exjoker(m): 4:04am On Nov 02, 2020
I will hope they rethink on their fight back decision oo... Not everyone in the south east is supporting IPOB.
I believe the SE would have developed better than it is now if not because of that civil war...
Any war that will last a year will be enough to cripple the whole SE economy to the ground. Not talk of destruction of properties and lives. To make matter worse for them, they are not situated along the sea.
A peaceful agitation is better for them....
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Stop Lagos Judicial Panel From Accessing Military Mortuary by Exjoker(m): 7:09pm On Oct 30, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
The army are bunch of confused miscreants
First you deny being there
After that you agreed you were there but you didn't use live bullet
You said it was blank ammunition

Now you denying panel from accessing your morgue
It is now obvious that the Nigerian army are pussy asss with no balls...this is why boko boys are fuckkking them up anyday anytime twice on Thursday
Lol.... What do you expect, it is a military facility, the penal can't just wake in without been granted that by the court of law.
Car TalkRe: Car Accidents: Some Facts And Statistics You Really Need To Know. by Exjoker(m): 10:49am On Oct 30, 2020
Explorers:
6. In Nigeria, more than 50% of drivers dont use seatbelts for the safety purpose but to avoid fine by the FRSC.
just make 99% because I don't even use it even though I travel a lot
Car TalkRe: Car Accidents: Some Facts And Statistics You Really Need To Know. by Exjoker(m): 10:47am On Oct 30, 2020
Explorers:
2. Vehicle rollovers are the most deadly type of car accidents.


image: http://www.sternberglawoffice.com/rollover-car-accidents-in-florida/
And I survived rollover last three month.... God is great!!!
EducationRe: Muhammad Kiru: Kano Will Cancel Third Term If Private Schools Don’t Reduce Fees by Exjoker(m): 10:41am On Oct 30, 2020
jidamsel43:
There is no third term in all Southwest states due to disruption of school calendar by Covid19
That is because of the effects of COVID19. But after COVID19 everything will go back to normal. You first post made it look like "third term" has been removed a long time ago from schools calendar. In my state, schools resume from first term but in Anambra, all schools resumes from third term but I am not sure if they will write any exams before first term will begin....
Car TalkRe: AirCar That Transforms From Road Vehicle To Plane Will Go On Sale Next Year (Pix by Exjoker(m): 10:30am On Oct 30, 2020
Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8888847/Futuristic-flying-AirCar-takes-skies-time.html
And it never occurred to op to include photos to the post.... mtchhwwww
EducationRe: Muhammad Kiru: Kano Will Cancel Third Term If Private Schools Don’t Reduce Fees by Exjoker(m): 10:24am On Oct 30, 2020
jidamsel43:
You people still have a third term. Always backward
I will like to know which country are you because in Nigeria there is " first, second and third term" in all primary and secondary schools within the country....
PoliticsRe: Police Weep Over Killing Of 2 DPOs, Officer’s Beheading, Burning Of 11 Stations by Exjoker(m): 11:53am On Oct 29, 2020
vanbonattel:
It will also never end well for any police man who has extorted money from innocent road users, harassed them, pointed guns at unarmed individuals and arrested and detained innocent travelers who refused to pay bribes. God will punish all evil policemen that killed innocent people without good reasons. And for all the policemen who invade football viewing centres and pack innocent boys watching soccer on DSTV, may kidnapping cases never depart from their lives.

In the south east, the police on mufti can hijack or seize a commercial bus in the evening, position the bus with about 4 policemen, one screaming Abakpa abakpa, abakpa, the other police on the steering wheel while two sits in the bus. Unsuspecting Innocent people will enter the bus, and just like that, the bus will be driven to a police station and everyone inside the bus will be accused of being criminals! Just like that o.

It shall never be well with Sars.
You don't demand for justice be committing the same crime committed against you. That isn't justices because those who where killed might be innocent. You might not believe it but we still have tones of good police men out there who are faithfully discharging there duty. Just like not every youth who dress good and owns a car is a yahoo boy.
I am finding it hard to believe that sane people supported the violent that ensure in this endSARS protest.
PoliticsRe: Stanley Mgbere: Wanted Rivers IPOB Leader Cries Out, 21 Members Arrested by Exjoker(m): 10:21am On Oct 27, 2020
vanbonattel:
They will rush to arrest the innocent man because he is southerner. People that are worse than Don Wany, Terwase Akwaza (Gana) and a lot of others are operating freely in the north. That is why the north is a killers paradise, but they sent SARS to the south west and south east to kill and destroy.
Gana is dead na
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo: I Will Never Support APC, PDP Politicians Again by Exjoker(m): 7:55am On Oct 26, 2020
This kind of decisions are far better than protest. Let all youth come out in mass to vote and protect our vote comes 2023.
We can bring about the change we desire with just our PVC without killing or destroying anything....
God help us all...
CrimeRe: Umahi: Facilities Destroyed During Riots Won't Be Rebuilt By My Administration by Exjoker(m): 7:50am On Oct 26, 2020
Reinaldo:
Who created the urchins?
Here we go with another trading blames again... There are better way we could have vet off our anger without destroying public properties. They will still use our money to rebuild them again.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari: 51 Civillians, 11 Policemen, 7 Soldiers Died In Unrest by Exjoker(m): 7:37am On Oct 26, 2020
holllandis:
Sharaap .May the blood of the departed haunt u
And may the blood of all those innocent people killed after lekki tollgate haunt you too for infuriating the violent that ensure which lead to their death. Hypocrite!!!!
PoliticsRe: Gbolahan Macjob: DJ Switch Should Be Prosecuted by Exjoker(m): 7:32am On Oct 26, 2020
Getodrip:
Even if its two lives lost,how will you call it just,

George Floyd death is the cause of black lives matter

And here you are calling people life just
Do you have problem with comprehension or whathuh Where did you see JUST in my write uphuh
Now compare the two deaths at lekki tollgate to the near hundreds of deaths and destructions of billions of properties that ensure after lekki tollgate and tell me which one is more devastating. Don't let emotion cloud your judgement and cause you to make regrettable decisions. The sole aim of that protest is to salvage the country not to burn it down to the ground.
PoliticsRe: Gbolahan Macjob: DJ Switch Should Be Prosecuted by Exjoker(m): 7:22pm On Oct 25, 2020
Shortyy:
So with all the glaring evidence people are still saying there was no shooting? Na wa o
There was shooting and many people were injured. It is disheartening and i would say all those soldiers should be prosecuted for it. But then, fake news[b]fake news[/b] has played a vital role in amplifying the aftermath of lekki tollgate. X1000 was carried out after the incident because of the spread of fake news.
Note:[/b]Until now there are only two confirm death officially and before you should start saying the government is hiding the actual figures. [b]Notice how nobody has come out yet to raise alarm of a lost member even many days after the incident. Even when big media house like CNN and BBC are demanding for evidence, until now nobody has presented any evidence yet. CNN even gave out a number for people who lost a family member or even know anyone who lost a life during the incident to reach them with evidence, but nobody is yet to come out.

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