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Shakaranews2020:
See my fellow malabite O. Of the greatest gbo gbo!

greatest Malabite.

Generalgoshen:
malabite, I see you

Great Malabite i sight you too.

SpecialAdviser:
Its really shameful the attitude we keep getting from some Yorubas as regards tribalism towards others. I know there are many Yorubas who do not behave this way but its unfortunate some still do. And to worsen the matter, those tribalists are educated. BIG SHAME

Abia state once rejected a chief judge who is from Anambra but married to an Abian. BIG SHAME.

'Eneke the bird says, since men have learn to shoot without missing, it has also learnt to fly without perching'. Stay out of their way. Avoid movements at odd hours. Dress and appear decent at all times. Avoid places of unpleasant reputations. Always be on alert. And stop the railings against SARS. You'll be fine.

Exmilitant would advise all man never to invest in any relationship that its failure would cost them their happiness.

What you are looking for in SOKOTO, is in your SHOKOTO! I have a thriving business that has enabled me visit so many countries including Canada. There is nothing so special about those places. Concentrate on your job and expand your hustle so that you can always visit any country of your choice. Last time i visited Canada, (Montreal) so many Nigerians i met there were jobless! Some were doing odd jobs to survive. They told me they were ashamed to come back home because, folks back home were expecting them big. My friend, the streets abroad are not paved with gold.

You should include Osisi ka nku who terrorised Abia state for 8months.

In the name of the Oba of Benin i say Oshiomole is a..... The name must have packed weight in the good old days..... His red and white attire though.

Looting our commonwealth is allowed but don't be caught!

phorget:
If you have a business as big as Dangote's then which one will you close?
Please grow your business empire and forget about this small small shop people are calling business.

wetin u mean?

ObaOfIgbos:
Militants dey go school?

yes we dey go better school abroad with your country money and your country dey pay us every month.

dogmax:
You are insulting me just because I told you the simple truth that your Nnamdi Kanu refused to tell you

op, don't mind that pained igbo. You can now understand why Muritala Mohammed had to massacre them. I am from ikwerre and in no way are we igbo. It is NIGER DELTA Republic or one NIGERIA.

ObaOfIgbos:
or deh

teaeeeh me what i don't know nau

Funny internet Even dumb illiterates will be feeling funky

You no sabi book.

AmazingRidwan:
Dear all,

I'm genuinely begging if anybody has an old laptop they are not using or slightly faulty laptop that you give out, please kindly give to me. I'm preparing for an exam (GRE) that requires I use a laptop to practice (Mock exam). Please I beg you in the Name of God �

Two persons promised you yesterday. How many lappy do you want?

ObaOfIgbos:
BUHARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A COLOSSAL FAILURE!

PLEASE GIVE US

BIAFRA
AREWA
MIDDLE-BELT
ODUA REPUBLIC


WE ARE TIRE OF ONE NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are TIRED. Not tire. Keep dreaming anyways.

trueguy573:
This first one is highly doubtful. The second one is epic and really brutal. Your cousin would still be trying to forgive you

Why is the first one doubtful?

I adviced my elder brother to biuld a house on a swamp during dry season then the rain came, the house got flooded and the walls cracked... He hasn't spoken to me for over 12yrs now.... Many years ago, my cousin was offered two jobs, Mobil and Wilbros. He came for advice on the one to pick, i told him to go for Wilbros, he did and 2 months later, Wilbros left Nigeria. Its 15yrs now my cousin has never gotten a solid job.... Family members think me enemy of progress.

Op, since 2019? No offence, your brother looks rugged and for a niggar like this to go missing it means he has been thrown overboard or buried alive or tied and shot in a bush or he is chilling in prison! Two niggars were thrown into Eleme sea yesterday. I wonder how family members will advertise thei death in years to come. the days are evil!!

Those idiots above mentioning Karma up and down, that's not the meaning. What concerns the dead with who attends or did not attend his burial?

Ernerstdavid55:
yes o

You will get the man of your dreams and he shall propose to you in a more fanciful way.. Shout a big Amen to this declaration.. By this time next year you shall be sharing you proposal and pre wedding photos on Nairaland forum.. Can i hear a loud Amen?... You shall be envied by all the single ladies on this forum and shall be a point of contact to them all... Amen? Any question concerning this declaration?

DenreleDave:
Only a fool will close their business to honour a dead person. I am happy Africans are dumping the madness they started.

I WILL close down any business of mine to honour my dead loved ones. And i ain't a fool! The madness is not perculiar to Africa and Africans alone. Visit the Latin Americas, The US, Mexico, Spain Italy and India before you die.

chatinent:
Pointless. The dead is cautious of nothing after all. What will the closing down prove?

Correction... Pointless. The dead ARE "Conscious" of nothing. After all, what will the CLOSE down prove?

Governor Wike don cash out. But why is he beating Amaechi my mentor every corner, home and away? How is he playing the game? Na wa o.

Ernerstdavid55:
I like the gun shot at the end

In other words, you wish you were the girl?

My school days was bliss! I was the life of every social activities back then in Malabor Republic. I had the words of one very great writer in mind, 'Colleges and Universities are not education itself but a MEANS to education'. The social and rugged life i led in school gave me all the education i needed. Nope no regrets.

The. Yorubas will say, "kpele" when anyone farts.... Meaning they had this knowledge way before you and those researchers.

The difference is in the taste. Sorry, touch. (I watch too much indomie advert.)

Why don't you name the dog after your father or mother if it was okay to do so? Nigerians don't know the kind of liberty they enjoy in this country. Try asking that question as a Russian or Chinese or North Korean or Saudi Arabian and see if you and your entire family will live to see the next day.