₦airaland Forum

Could remember some years back when my uncle was in SA , he saw a snake boom he smarched the head thinking he was in Nigeria unknown to him that it was somebody's pet na so my uncle buy case .
Na run him run leave SA for them .

And am planing to partake in this coming election as a presiding officer .
This people should not come and pour sand sand on my garri ooo.

sisisioge:
Washing machine fa.


Let's add....make liquid soap from a good source to wash in the machine instead of buying the soft washing machine soap.

Also, start training your kids to eat small portions instead of the monstrous portions they eat that make them pot bellied and obesed. Better for them to eat 4 times a day instead of their usual 3 that is actually 6.

Do a lean check of your household processes and eliminate waste. Morning fresh should not be finishing in 2 weeks, detergent shouldnt be finishing quickly biko, buy blue harpic instead of white so you could easily see when you've added enough to the toilet, no more running ACs all the time or even ironing the children's socks .....


May God help us o....things are incredibly expensive now. Na wa for Buhari regime....the guy do us strong thing. How can a single dollar be our own 550 naira? Isnt that witchcraft?

Why harpic for toilet when Hypo can do the job better .
Dollar is 570

Rabz4real:
No, i heard that replacement is ongoing so i wanted to be sure.

Ok. When you do find it please bring it down here .

Madness every where even on social media too

Rabz4real:
Who has a sure link to federal fire replacement pls?

Do you mean recruitment ?
That link is not going i have tried it and tired already .

I don't know why people see these people as unintelligent people .Don't really know if anyone of you have seen the learned ones and hear them speak , their English is so perfect .
Not every Southerner and Easterner is intelligent !
Not all northerner is unintelligent !

Yours is even better that is solving , mine was spelling and I stylishly hand over the maker to one of the students' na so I save my face that day than making further fool of myself .
I actually wrote a lesson note but then went with the wrong one though I remembered the topic but there were too much that day cause I taught many classes than I should have so my head was really full for the day .

Kestolove:
Na Una type dey confuse lecturers, see as u dry u not even ashamed to dress like this at ur age...old woman dressing like those girls wey rema use for dumebi video

Na slim she slim she no kill person besides I don't see anything wrong with the trouser. Any lecturer that sees this and is turned on must be sick in the head .

In Nigeria they will rather tarnish the woman's image than carry out a thorough investigation on the case without minding the time of the crime.

Men are their worst enemies .
Tomorrow now you will get her pregant and still come here to say sh#t about women/married women even when you know that constantly visiting her to find comfort especially now that her husband is away may make her give in to your evil intentions.
Stay away from her guy , if you must talk to someone there are many young girls out there that are willing to listen and give in to your lust

I get lots of them from them fools.
Just last one other idiot sent this too.

PraisesPblaze:
If someone crosses your leg once, you will born a child with hunchback.
Elder bro made me cry and beg for him to re-cross my leg.

Lemme not talk of cocoa seeds... Lol

Mine is if someone crosses your leg you will never grow again .

Though is very wrong to kiss babies in the mouth or faces cause they could be infected, but here we are talking about the mother .

Your date of birth and BVN may not tally recheck them and try and fill in the correct ones . If possible go to your bank and print your BVN so that you see the format in which you entered your name and date of birth .

I disagree with you is not all lecturer's that are wicked . I knew of a lecturer back then in UNN in department of foreign languages and literature she would buy everyone a plate of food and drinks just to apologize to the student for keeping them waiting for too long and missing a lecture class at times .
Though I never benefited from it cause I was not offering her course but then I get jealous at times .
Some will just pocket their money cause many will insist that they share the money that they are not hungry even though they are hungry but they will prefer to use the money on other things.

One was killed in my neighboring village after mine today .
Even with his psyche and position I don't know him as troublesome, he relates with everybody both kids and adults but now he is gone just like that .
He was shot severally in his hotel before ...

One was killed in a village after my village in Imo state . What a handsome was just wasted today just like that .
God please protect your children.

Op in everything you do anger Management is very important .

seunmsg:
The first picture is a photoshop.

Oga that's the floor.

Odobaone:
Says who?

We all know that he has been seeking for her attention for long .

francisco327:
I rather use the money to bleep oloshos than buy this nonsense

And the olosho will gather the money and still buy the iPhone 13 and then take more pictures to entice you and your likes.
Now I believe those that says the future is woman .

Odobaone:
Erica Discover say she no near LAYCON, She mellow. Who dey BREATH?

Even with all he has he still wants to be around her.

And I thought you are smart , have you ever thought of the consequences since you said she sleeps with different men. Don't you think you could be infected with diseases and infection .
Don't let revenge destroy you totally. If you don't find her worthy again let her go before you cry had I known.
Our people used to say Onye ji mmadu na ala ji owe ya. He who thinks is pining someone down is also pinning himself down .
My advice to you is let go of her cause revenge has never in anyway ended well.

I can do without perf but I can't do without Roll-on

pTomz:
Y'all saying python, I thought pythons swallow anything they kill ni

At times they strangle them and leave .

Iyaebe:
One thing about this boy is that he's very romantic and can love a lady right but he spoilt it by been a womanizer.

What is the name of the movie please

She should be more careful of the water she bath with and make sure she adds Dettol to her bath water. Less I forget also bath with warm water always

Nijagogetsense:
Next Move: DNA

He does not need any DNA rather he should be grateful no matter how they come .
After long awaited years , he does not the stress but be happy aleast he is got kids that will call him daddy .

Dagah2:
LMAO... See reverse psychology.
You sound so pained and confused, of all the people that read here, many quoted me to say they've learnt something new, others liked and moved on, people that could even disagree with cogent reasons viewed and passed, but you a dimwit, someone exactly struggling to get a life picked up a comment directed to people he never knew in real life to attack and belittle me, because you thought you were smatter than me. I took the long process to educate you, at least to get to this level of humility you are now, although crying foul. If you had simply picked your dictionary to look up the words, you wouldn't look this stupid. Now, you are claiming having important things to do while painting me a sadist...no let me change am for you oo!
This is an online forum, learn where you need to, view and pass where need be and only argue where you have superior points.

I don't know if it has ever occurred to you that much hubris can lead to embarrassment . Stop using the word intelligent for yourself.
I have always know that you have a grandiose inflated sense of self-important , do you even know that narcissism is a mental illiness and a serious personality disorder.
Come down from your high horse and admit you are a smarty-pants.
I am going to wear a poker face over a airhead like you .
Your words cannot affect me much , and I will not put effort to explain myself or argue with you again just like you are trying right now
Stop using emotional blackmail into making people think you are a sanctimonious cause to me you still remain a coconut head.

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