₦airaland Forum

SmellySperm:
the guy is holding on tight to God..


meanwhile, the black gal looks familiar,be like person wey i don nack before

I thought you are in akwa ibom

airminem:
Just look at the guy, looking underweight and lean. He must very hungry too. Leg like mob stick

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is that what you noticed

scally11:
A serious issue happened in my school this week that almost tore a family apart. If not because of God and the wisdom of the grandparent, the two parents would have been separated or even divorced.
Back to the story, a woman with two boys got home to find a strange ear ring in her house. After examining the one piece of the ear ring, she found out that the ear ring does not belong to her. She only has two boys and boys do not use ear rings. Atleast the boys were too young to use one.
So the next person to ask was the husband who just came back for a show (husband a musician).
The issue started with husband saying he doesn't know who owns the ear ring and wife saying husband don go cut corners. Meanwhile while all these were going on the two sons kept quiet. The grandma who was an intelligent woman collected the earring and lied that it should be for her other daughter that visited that day while the wife knew that that was a cover up. The husband too was like"so you can't trust me" and the wife was men can't be trusted only for the grandma to find out that one of the son who was in my class brought the ear ring home. He said when I saw ear ring and asked the class who owns the ear ring he collected it from the teacher to give her classmate who was already was going home and when he could not see the girl, he took the ear ring home and when he brought out his books to do his homework the earring must have fallen out. The poor boy when he saw the issue the ring has generated he was afraid to say that he brought it home until later that he went to the grandma later. The parents came to my school today and the girl affirmed that she was the owner of the said earring. The two parents had to apologise to each other there and then
Ladies please do not be too quick to accuse each other. Learn from the story. I know some women will quietly kill their husbands than ask who owns the ring. Lalasticlala , Royalroy, oluwajub,mynd push to front page so the womenfolk can learn from the story

I guess this didn't happen in Nigeria

Lori iro

is she still single, why is she bearing her father's name?

BigSarah:
Probably drug related, she owed her dealers... I really have to stop watching series based on drugtrade

please you better do, it will increase your life span

Abid2020:
hmmmmmmm

see bungeliga are thief always hyping players, many of their players don't perform in EPL. we have seen a lot of them returning to another league after coming to EPL. las las Timo Werner and their Chinese kai will later run from EPL. in as much haaland is good, don't forget EPL is different terrain where you are frustrated by referees, physical defenders, pundits and the league board. he should ask Cavani. perhaps haaland has anger issue

please who has seen analqueenluci my only online sugar mummy. I missed her tho especially the way and manner she use to yab people

OMOJOHN001:
He has been disturbing my babe in school for some weeks now, that he wants them to be dating.

She told me about him, Now he message her on WhatsApp tonight and I am really upset with such act.

Please how do deal or treat his Bleep up,

I was planning of setting him up, or use his words and chats against him.

The problem is that I am not a student of that institution.

what should I do guys,

u must be naive to think they have not been nacking themselves. u better don't kill yourself over a girl imagine Nigerian lady for that matter, those species that can lie more than the devil itself. please channel that energy to your sisters if you want peace of mind

thank God it wasn't the turn of Nigeria, if not it would have gone to the north

Peace081:
Na money be that?

no na paper

BigSarah:
The hottest In bundesliga, he’s worth it .
Yes he’s better than lewandoski

you say? better than who? I prefer an injured lewandoski than fitted haaland, any day any time

MansoryMX:
This is not the country I dreamt of when i was in secondary school. I need to leave Nigeria! I really need to leave!

baba, make we waka go

1F30M4:
When I was given an injection, it was a 3days something so this was like the last day I was supposed to come for it(me wey no kuku like injection before o). The nurse was about to chook me then she saw my red swollen butt skin(o ti wu bi kini), she then felt it and said "Aunty you're not pressing this thing, if you don't press it, it will be strong, see now it has swollen, you should be massaging it with ori or tell somebody to help you, you hear?".. Me: Okay sissy nurse, tenkiu o

When I was shaved on the delivery table, omooo see as I dey use hand close am, I was so restless ehn I couldn't even keep my legs still.. Sissy nurse: "see eh if you deenur stay well, this blade will jus cut you now".. Some hours later, I had pushed out baby U, doctor nau said he has to put his hand inside me to remove the blood clots, you need to see the shock in my eyes I said "ahhh no o abeg, you wan kee me? How can you say you wantu put this whole hand inside there", the nurses were like "yes they do it, it's normal & very advisable" omoo no be small thing lol

abeg no kill me with laugh

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deavicky:
that is my state was only born and breed in Rivers state.

wow great to hear this

deavicky:
u try sha but u win because I no dey there. If not na me for win.

but you are not from kogi na

TsaTrinity:
Hello everyone!

My name is King Trinity Ayo Balogun. It is with great excitement to announce to you that I've been crowned the King of Kogi from the 2021 edition of the King and Queen of Kogi.

The King and Queen of Kogi is one of the most recognised beauty pageant for male and female in Kogi state. By virtue of my title, I also double as Mr. Kogi and can represent Kogi state in any National beauty pageant event.

Below are photos taken as the crowned King of Kogi.

Picture 4: The Queen of Kogi and I.

As King of Kogi, I am tasked to undertake projects on community service in the three senatorial districts of Kogi state. I have taken steps in actualising some of the projects to be done with my team members which consist of resourceful youths from Kogi state.
Some of my planned projects are:
-Drilling of boreholes;
-Renovation and equipting of functional public buildings like classrooms, libraries, health centres, sport centres, local training institutes etc;
-Skill acquisitions;
-Planting of trees in all the 21 local government areas of Kogi state;
-Educative and scholarship program for students.
And many more we planned doing.

We have come up with an initiative called CLUB 1000 where people contribute, at least, N1000 per month for this purpose. This is open to every individual and organisation interested in community service.
My plan B is to get involved in profit making ventures such as endorsement deals, fashion photo shoots and runways, advertisement, interviews, partnerships and other ventures that will help me raise funds for these projects. For every individual or organisation that contributes, they will get a special recognition in projects that we execute.

Prior to becoming Mr. Kogi, I ran a social organisation called Tribb Island. It is a social/community organisation that is into human development, education management, and recreational activities. So if you are bothered about our capacity, you can check out our social media handles; @TribbIsland for what we have done so far.

Thank you so much. I will not take your kindness for granted.
God bless you
God bless Nairaland
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Congrats man, tell Yahaya bello to pay worker salaries. perhaps why did you exclude your Queen, by not saying about her

when its come to kogi matter, we are on autopilot. practically nothing is working in kogi state. how can you use 90 million to create a website. God please on the day of judgment, just make the whip master, I will beat all Nigerian politicians mercilessly

HopeVictor:
Lol..and i bin like them sha

but they were still right

timibare:
Ondo state, ogbese!!!!!

with the little knowledge I have with ondo state, they are not heavy smoker compare to kwara state. I think Lagos will have it probably due to its population

001spice:
It can happen

then Nigeria is doom already. because I don't see any difference between these people and the present administration. this government has set the template of nepotism and I don't expect the next government not to continue with that.
I will still prefer osinbajo and zulum

everybody, nation know that. maybe I should be think of having my own gang because that is where money is in Nigeria now. just kidnap students in any north and before you know it boom you are madly rich

OmoManU:
Now imagine a scenario which would most likely be at the end of the day, a Tinubu vs Atiku final ticket for both parties, who are you going to choose who are you not going to choose what do you want to use to campaign against tinubu that you can't use to campaign against atiku, tinubu is corrupt atiku is much more corrupt, tinubu is a Muslim atiku is also a Muslim, atiku is exposed do you know who is much more exposed being an American trained accountants, atiku has money tinubu has money, atiku has the political base and structures tinubu has same. So at the end of the day it will still be a loss for Nigeria whichever way between the two

I don't want to imagine both of them as their party presidential candidate

hollah123:
God bless u,it's d same here.i never liked Tinubu or buhari b4 n I never cared about what happened to them,intact I stopped voting since 2011 but I realised Igbo have just decided to start hating these people for no reason.

Ask them y they hate Tinubu n they will tell u he displaced their son without telling u how gej marginalised yorubas when he was in power.

None of their governors did half of d reasonable things Tinubu did in Lagos yet Tinubu is their problem.

just imagine when u have Okorocha d statues builder, Obiano d drunkard,ikpeazu Mr kerosene, Enugu Mr ineffective n ebonyi that is just there with no significant impact but u believe Buhari n Tinubu is your problem.

look at that ikpeazu man,he's d worst governor in d whole of d south rendering Abia totally useless but they don't care.

imagine someone telling u Tinubu is a criminal but Orji Uzor kalu is a saint,Tinubu was tried during opposition tenure n he was freed but Orji Uzor kalu was tried during his own party regime n he was jailed n someone is telling me Tinubu should b jailed n Orji Uzor kalu should b made president.

As things are now,Na to stand with Tinubu cos this people just hate him.he stumbled on his agbada n they have made it a big issue,one of them even wishes him death

sorry you think the present administration is not marginalizing the Yoruba's in regard to appointment. I think on this case the best thing for the party to do is to bring Osinbajo as their candidate. he is the only one that I think can work closely with SE/SS

the problem with Nigerian soldiers is that they are underarm to defeat boko haram.

bozzyjoan:
In the 21st century. Oga o....Who Did We offend?
This same issue will arise years to come. Mark my word.
Things like this no dey finish for this country.
When are we going to be like south Africa oh lord?

going to be like South Africa is an insult to them. it should be how are we going to be like Ghana or Benin republic

Pidginwhisper:
I pray it last. Because ehn ehn

just pray for them. I don't see any reason to add ehn ehn again

Casalindal:
I Have really been on a low key this days, trying to mind the business that pay me and also staying focus with my family and building a lovely home. Yet men keep sending me their dick picture that I never solicited for.... I honestly can’t keep up with this anymore. so will be deactivating my account, but before then let me leave you guys with this picture of mine. Take a look before it’s gone. Okay bye

where the pic na

they will solve by themselves. I am following the quote of elders that, minding your own business makes you live longer

AstralBody:
U don't need a business plan for household, except for others.

baba, I just register for this loan now. what are my chances of me getting it and what is the next step