₦airaland Forum

Hedonisco:
Even if it was an AK-47, you still took the better option, to throttle down... Whether na shot gun o, cutlass o, AK o, Tarvor, even bomb o, when confronted by these bandits on the road, you have to match it down and say your last prayers.

If you stop and give them the pleasure of capturing you, the outcome is unpredictable, but the experience would torment you for life (maim you, rape your girl in your presence, possibly kill you or both of you), no need.

Hmnnn...you're right bruv. Better to risk trying to escape than be a sitting duck

It's indeed funny how the common man attacks his fellow commoner while the big men "Pondeing" and looting the future of his kids are walking free and getting fatter. Nigerians indeed need a massive change of mindset otherwise things like this will continue to happen

valentineuwakwe:
Mine was a funny experience in Lagos around warehouse bus stop along the apapa/oshodi road leading to tincan island, i had gone to collect my admission money from an uncle which I will used to start up my registration, pay off camp apartments plus upkeep money....
The bus got spoilt at the warehouse bus top, just two bus/stops or so before you get to my own at coconut bus/stops around 9.30pm...next thing we see, the agberos there about 6 turn to robbers with clubs n machetes asking us all to be still and submit all we had....i begin shiver as people begin cry, shiver n pull out all they had..the road was also lonely now and dry....next thing a girl tap me as we were are the extreme of the fearful crowd n said lets run...i told her, you dey mad; she said, dem no hold gun n dat she cant afford to be raped here, instead let her die...omo before you go say jack,babe don Ben johnson...in the midst of that drama as her flight caused two of the agberos to chase her, na him I pick my own race.....can you believe I ran from warehouse bus stop till coconut bus top, eventually still running till I got home at my place in lawani street.....those in Lagos state would know this distance...I enter house n was breathing till midnite until my parents calm me down n i explain what happened.....instead of pitying me that my school money no go, na laugh dem begin laugh me dat nite for house...well na dem sabi....i was safe n my school money was safe....infact it was a race of life..

Thank God you escaped. I really hope the lady did too

listowell:
The carton is dead already. However, when being a soldier or police man won't save you means dismemberment is near. No government stands without the Army in the actual sense of democracy or any other form of ruling or oppression.

You're right on this. Absolutely spot-on . These are signs things might escalate soon. Beyond anyone's imagination...

showafrica:
May be him think say na sars officers..

Damn, tragic mistake

kikero:
The hooldlums might have checked his ID....

(Yes they do do that...that's how some of my classmates during my university days escaped being robbed by armed robbers...the businessmen on the bus they were all travelling on the other hand...)

Mehn! This country is indeed gone

dario078:
Mayb he thought they are police men, soldiers or Civil Defence in mufti.

Hmnnn...true coz it definitely doesn't add up

listowell:
He did not realize how dangerous Naija has grown. Gone are the days, his identification as a soldier would have given them the pass to bow.

Hard luck!

Hmnnnn. Indeed those days are gone . Wonder what went wrong with this country

Hoodlums stopped your vehicle. Luckily for you, you were in mufti but you still ended up identifying yourself as a soldier? If that part of the news is true then I dont know what to say

Nicepoker:
OP long lasting sex is not your calling. Moreover you are engaging in premarital sex. I declare as from today may erection depart from you, until the day you get married.

Mahd o

lagusboyyy:
happy for you brother.

We will never go out when evil lurks around.

Amen and Amen

lagusboyyy:
That was a lucky escape for you,thank goodness they were not with assault rifle(AK47) they would have sprayed your car,and it would have been worse. Congrats bro.

Have not really had worse attacks,only in 2010 that my phone was snatched.

This thread deserves frontpage.
Cc: mynd44,lalasticlala,dominique,seun.

An Ak-47 bruv? I wouldn't even be on Nairaland to share the story. Those guys would have smoked my ass with zero stress .I'm grateful coz I got lucky. Someone else might have ended up on Nairaland FP the following day

humblyphilip:
lol, yours is such a crazy experience

I tell you bruv. Twasnt a funny experience at all

HomerTimpson:
they cured them with P(L)anadol extra

Good riddance

Twas a crazy experience. Travelled to the neighbouring state with my girlfriend. We had to return late. Bae was fretting about something I did or didn't do and she was getting on my nerves but I concentrated on the road. We entered our city and we were getting close to my street. Next thing was I saw two guys flashing torches just in the distance ahead . I was gradually easing the brakes coz I thought they were night guards, but then I spotted another guy coming out of the darkness with a shotgun, a cig glowing in between his lips. I'd be damned if I got mugged by boys who couldn't have the bravery to face me in the day time.

Mehn, I took all the pent up anger in me as I hit hard on the accelerator and sped towards them . I saw one of them jump into the drainage nearby, I bumped the second guy into the Bush,(he was foolish enough to think I'd brake at the last moment and not hit him ). As I was speeding off, the third guy took aim with his shotgun, the bullet literally sawed off my side mirror (I already thought I was dead when I heard the shot)
mehn, I had to do a Jason Statham with the car till we arrived home. I freaking overdosed on adrenaline that night. I Couldn't sleep a wink till dawn
By the way, auntie loved me harder and she stopped nagging after that event (at least for some weeks)

Seems they are tired of the P(L)andemic

See lips like Rottweiler ass

Mechatronika:
Why mentioning Igbo here?

Not everyone on her deserves to be dignified with a response bro. Sometimes it's best to look away

Sensational post. Which black Friday are you talking about? You're probably referring to their clearance sales coz Black Friday deals only come in November anywhere in the world. So you bought a power bank since last year Nov and you're just coming online to complain about it after almost a year huh? Quite funny I must say

dalass:
The dullard wants to do anything anyhow without anyone to say anything atall!

Kolewerk ... Freedom of expression is still our constitutional right!

My dear, once this man actualises his plans for this country, that "freedom of expression" would just be an idea only on paper. It is well!

Security architecture indeed. Toothless bulldogs ...Unless there's an overhaul in government, expect the same results.

ERockson:
You are not wise

Pele o, Wisdom Smokers Toothbrush

Funny to see the same gentlemen who made countless "hate speeches" and organised various protests during former president Jonathan's regime clamouring for a heavy punishment for "hate speech" offenders.
What even defines an "hate speech"? I guess whatever Bubu and his cohorts deem fit to be one . Nigeria has never been in safer hands Cheers to the Next Level

flyingpig:
My girl

I don use this girl pic masturbate taya! Sperm all over my thighs, lower abdomen and mattress [

You need help

HedwigesMaduro:
I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with the op, but if you were driving towards harm/danger and someone waves you down and tells you in bad English that you should stop because danger is ahead, you won't heed the advice?

Hmnnnn..that's an entirely different scenario

Originalsly:
Guy.... these pastors had ongoing miracle competitions before COVID-19... they made the blind see..... the lame walk.... got rid of cancer... it even got to a few raising the dead. OP is simply asking why not COVID-19? Epileptic English or not... he communicated his opinion. If you disagree why not counter in impeccable English with well backed up proof/data? Stop disgracing yourself.

This is a case study of:

When you don't like the message..... attack the messenger.

Funny. No need to attack the messenger when the message is already flawed. Y'all lots supporting him are just being emotional. Learn to reason objectively. Peace.

Mo3891:
Only an buffoon with colonised / Slavish mental state equates use of English (colonial language) and English proficiency to having higher knowledge, higher IQ or common sense Atleast

The man simply queried why the so called miracle he paid his hard earned money as tithe for, hasn't materialised into Covid-19 healing or cure, and why the preachers who claim to heal everything haven't gone and healed people who paid them tithes, or don't they speak to God anymore?

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And only a dumbo tries to excuse bad English with the excuse that it doesn't equate to intelligence. Try speaking bad English at a job interview and see if they'll employ you based on your "potential intelligence" Y'all shouldn't excuse people who have refused to develop themselves.

@Your second paragraph, I have no issue with a man speaking his mind, what I have an issue with is generalizing like a slow poke. No pastor dips his hands in his members pockets, it's your choice and of your free will.


And to address the issue of why pastors haven't been healing Covid-19 patients. You strike me as an intelligent individual and you should know places where Covid-19 patients are kept are called Isolation Centres for a reason. It's out of bounds to citizens, you can't enter without due authorization. So the whole question is totally flawed and baseless...

You should be more worried about your epileptic knowledge of English first. Your post is a case study .
And please, only fools generalise without adequate and well backed up proof/data. Stop disgracing yourself

Same way Booboo and his lot are tearing Nigeria apart ...

Nigerian Christians' docile stance in the face of increased attacks has definitely been taken for gulliblity But then, even the prominent spiritual daddies that are supposed to awaken and emancipate their members will ask their members to pray for their enemies while they move about with military, police and private escorts, tell me what are they scared of?

It's high time y'all freed your minds. If it's to create a fundraiser for building the biggest auditorium in Africa, your pastors will show serious enthusiasm . Christians are dying no one has taken a proactive step or challenged the government. Not even a prayer walk


P:S: even God will not tell you to sit and watch yourself get killed. Its while you're still alive you can fulfil His plans for your life. Use your head and don't be foolish. If any f>cker tries to cut your smile, smoke his ass, God will understand