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Frenzy01:
Bros.. Nah dog you see. Nah so there eyes dey glow for dark. It could be a bull mastiff or something

Nah man. Trust me it wasn't a dog. It had no appearance to a dog bruh My brother was into dog business so I virtually know a dog when I see one. He also admitted never seeing such creature before in his life. Guess whatever we saw would remain a mystery till who knows

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Our same NTA? No wonder!
Rubbish news every time.

God no go shame us

sacajawea:
Nigerian Secret Service?
Have you ever used it? Where did you learn how to Shoot?

Yeah.

I was taught at an abandoned/deserted warehouse. Have I ever used it? I can't say that here

sacajawea:
What is Smith and Wesson?
Where and How much did you get it Pls?

Smith and Wesson is a make of automatic handguns/pistols.
I was given by a relative in the secret service. I have no idea how much it costs but it definitely would be expensive due to the fact that even in the black market, Smith and Wesson products are quite scarce...

Hmnnnn... they went for toxicology test and they weren't found to have been drinking.. interesting! So a sober man in his right senses would put his gear shaft on R and then slam the accelerator and run over someone he intends to greet. The official story makes a lot of sense. In fact, I'm impressed

SirMichael1:
Try to process things more deeply.

I'll explain this topic to you. A father would love to have a male child and would go any length to have one. She's of the opinion that having a male child isn't the same as taking care of them. What happens to your male children, what you do to take care of them during the first stage, goes a long way to tell if you should be happy that you've got children who would be taking care of you in your old age.

The point is, the same thing applies to a female child too

dalass:
Na so madness dey start..... Another one is already unconscious by his side self....

Michael Phelps in the making

Mehd

Mokason28:
Who is worse between Fulani Herdsman, Boko Haram, Hell-Rufai and Evans??
I HOPE I made sense

They all serve one master . The D......

pyyxxaro:
Pastor RIGHTEOUSNESS your attention is needed immediately


Let’s all clap our hands as we welcome Pastor RIGHTEOUSNESS to the podium

Her growth spurt came early... you're lucky she didn't like you in return, otherwise might have played along like she's ripe enough and then get you in trouble

Denique:
Eskis me Sir, I'm here o!

Ahn ahn. You don't need it. You that you're on your way to Forbes list

Talk about an haymaker. That nigger must be a cousin to Derek Chisora or Deontay Wilder

Johnson5258:
No she wasn't because she said she was expecting two things which standing ovation isn't part of it.

See let's be honest with ourselves, truly the bible recommend such people to be punished but not banished.

Jesus came for sinners not so much because of the righteous, he came to reconcile us with our maker, honestly this shock me because I don't know the kind of trauma this woman went through that made the devil hijacked her destiny.

To err is human to forgive is divine. I'm not happy because she's not in Christ anymore( maybe).

There are some things that cross our path in life that we can't handle, we need strong people of God to anchor us through that despair.

See Jesus is coming soon and His Judgement will start from the church, don't kill sinners, love them.

Thank you....

You are right. But take note she wasn't banned from coming to church. The pastor only stopped her from singing in the choir which I think was the right thing to do. We all know the church frowns at pregnancy out of wedlock

I got my Smith and Wesson already. Planning on getting a 50 caliber / 12 gauge shotgun soon since everyone wants to be mad in this country

Denique:
Why did you steal my thought?

More like we're telepathic .

Wanna steal something from you tho, but ama keep my that to myself for now

Wait, were you expecting a standing ovation from your church?

Juliusmomoh:
Wait oo.... Are we in the end time .

Bruh, if this isn't the end time then I wonder what else it can be called

Fuckingmallam45:
This is what I've learnt over the past 8 years of my life

Date with a purpose. Even if you're dating just to have sex, let your intentions be loud and clear. In the end the other party can never accuse you of wasting their time.

Take time for yourself after a breakup. Finding another mate to help you “forget" your troubles might work temporarily but you'll only end up in furthur problems and end up hurting the other person along the way.

If you know what you're looking for in a partner don't get sidetracked and date the opposite. Sure, it might work for a while but eventually all of the differences start to become apparent and annoying. If you're looking for just sex then don't pursue someone that wants something serious.
Relationships are not a bed of roses. If you leave your partner everytime things get hard you'll never have any lasting relationship.

Pick someone that meets you halfway. If you don't then be prepared to walk a lonely one way street and it won't be in the direction that gets you anywhere that you want to be.

Careful who get pregnant and who you get pregnant for. The mother or father of your child will always be a part of your life even if the two of you are not together anymore. Broken homes mostly produce broken children in one form or another.

Fix fights early on and learn to apologize and to accept sincere apologies. The longer the problem festers the more damage will be done.
Don't forget that your partner is your special human being and don't forget to treat them with respect. Never take each other for granted. What you dont appreciate can be taken away from you.

Don't stay too long in something that you know is not right for you. You always know when it's not right. If your gut is telling you that it's not right then it probably isnt !

A billion likes for you bruv. Wisest of words

motherlode:
This oyinbo man is Nigerian by birth and not a foreign student of Yoruba. He is well known... I just love the guy, he professes being a Nigerian through his words and actions more than many other Nigerians!

Wow. He's a "confirm" agbero then . Thanks for the info

Wait, is this sarcasm or this shii you wrote is actually for real?

lightangel65i:
If they stayed away from premarital sex their name for nor dey there

If they weren't foolish enough to hit it without protection, they wouldn't be there. Let's be practical abeg

Oh please!

Ugaboy:
cool down....I'm a very proud student with high CGPA...make I shock u...I'm at 4.36 ok...which I know u haven't attempted it before

Good for you bruh. The issue is I never asked you for your CGPA and I actually do not give a hoot afterall I ain't paying your fees

Ugaboy:
Every gathering of F.G to open school this year, shall not produce positive result.
student has turn hustler, the hustle must continue...

I don't need to know you before I have an idea of what your grades are what I know is whether you like it or not, one day you'll still take that result to ur parents

I wasn't sure what the broom on APC's logo represented back in 2015. Now I have an idea; sweeping the truth/serious allegations under the carpet while baring the fangs of the law enforcement dogs on the opposition and the masses


The way events have unfolded sequel to Mr Mailafia's bold claim has given a clue to the high probability of most(if not all) of his claims been true...It's left to Nigerians to see the writing on the wall...

HomerTimpson:
are you talking abt the place where the sun don't shine?

Yes, just cool breeze is all it's got

HomerTimpson:
just passing by