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CelebritiesRe: Photos From The Celebration Of Ibidunni Ighodalo Post Humous 40th BIRTHDAY by EzzyCarter: 8:58pm On Jul 18, 2020
Righteousness89:
Constantly Searching our Hearts to ensure we are Qualified is What events like this should be about, if at all it should be celebrated...

Irrespective of Whatever is said or done, She is Gone Forever to where she belongs based on What JESUS says about her..

[s]Prayers for the dead is a waste of Prayer[/s]...
Is it your prayer? sad
CrimeRe: I Collect N500 For Every Killing - Ibadan Serial Killer Confesses by EzzyCarter: 9:32pm On Jul 17, 2020
jasent:
Weather 500 or 5 billion, no amount of money is worth human live..I yet to understand how human can comfortably killed another human when I can't even kill a goat.
Definitely bruv. Heartless individuals abound all around...smh
CrimeRe: I Collect N500 For Every Killing - Ibadan Serial Killer Confesses by EzzyCarter:
500 bucks for a life? shocked Indeed, some people are direct descendants of Lucifer . Jeez! sad

CrimeRe: Gokada Founder, Fahim Saleh’s Autopsy Report Revealed by EzzyCarter: 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2020
Mehn! Was an autopsy even needed? Cause of death: decapitation and multiple traumasad ...


RIP man!
CelebritiesRe: Meet Rolanda Rochelle, Liz Benson Lookalike (Photos) by EzzyCarter: 4:46pm On Jul 17, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
Better milf
You've got great taste cheesy.. the older the wine, the finer it becomes cool

CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by EzzyCarter: 4:45pm On Jul 17, 2020
Denique:
Am I the one decoding wrongly @ your first and last lines? shocked
Speak, for your “Nancy” heareth. wink

BTW, I think we both have a mission...to derail every thread starting off with the original post cheesy

Now, who are you? I want to know
angry
Forgot me already? sadwow, guess i need to work out my options cheesy

@ur second line . I just heard a voice telling me that mission is just a precursor to even greater missions together cool
PoliticsRe: Is This Not A Disaster Waiting To Happen? Yet No One Cares by EzzyCarter: 4:29pm On Jul 17, 2020
Whose position is it to replace the electric pole? is it BEDC or the landlords?

Now this is what I call a billion Naira question grin
PoliticsRe: I Will Be Cleared Of Allegations, Reinstated – Magu by EzzyCarter: 4:20pm On Jul 17, 2020
SpecialAdviser:
I won't be surprised if he is reinstated.

In fact nothing surprises me any more in Nigeria
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Exactly. Any new development I see in the news is just cruise this days. Nothing shocks me anymore grin Nigeria is one country that will "toughen" your "shock-absorber" so much you'd be left wondering if you're still human grin
EducationRe: Meet The Most Expensive Cow In The World That Sold For $1.2million (photo). by EzzyCarter: 4:13pm On Jul 17, 2020
Not the most expensive jor undecided . Ain't those "well-fed" Fulani cows I see around worth more than this? grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by EzzyCarter: 4:12pm On Jul 17, 2020
Denique:
I'd say “half mixed” as the batter hasn't yet incorporated to be baked tongue
Pardon my initial refusal to learn it undecided

...and I hope “Nancy” does not pick offense with your last line?
Nah, Nancy is my Fiancee so we're good cool and she's your namesake too wink

Oh, about the batter, send me a PM when it's fully risen so we can make some cupcakes and Choc Bread, I've got a Bakery cool
CelebritiesRe: Bodybuilder, Joanna Thomas Dies At 43 by EzzyCarter: 3:41pm On Jul 17, 2020
Alexun:
Not all body builders use steroids...and not all die young. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an example.


Definitely. We've got natural supplements too. But then most of them take steroids for quicker results.

@Bolded, How do you expect The Terminator to die young ? grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by EzzyCarter: 3:35pm On Jul 17, 2020
owowa145:
I know sey na sarcasm cheesy cheesy.. But Yinka na beast sha 100%
Heck yeah bruv. He's definitely a legend in his zone..anytime, anyday...
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by EzzyCarter: 3:34pm On Jul 17, 2020
Denique:
I'm a huge fan of his music even though my spoken Yoruba is soooo horrible embarassed
Fanta or Pepsi... cool
Huh Adenike, sad don't tell me your spoken Yoruba is "half-baked" cheesy anyways, ama tutor ya provided you can pay my fees cool...


How about we mix both? Pepsi+Fanta= some fancy Fan-Si
grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by EzzyCarter: 12:20pm On Jul 17, 2020
Denique:
Coincidentally, I am listening to his songs being played by my DJ neighbor. Wow!
Ayefele toun bere o...EMA Ku ikale...
Hehehe grin; I'm on my way already. Would you like some Pizza and coke? cheesy

are you a fan of his tho?
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by EzzyCarter: 12:13pm On Jul 17, 2020
DAVE5:
Me wey be heat extractor from time, wetin I wan come turn to now

Btw: my account balance grew by about 16billion when I read this news
grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Bodybuilder, Joanna Thomas Dies At 43 by EzzyCarter: 12:07pm On Jul 17, 2020
Premiumwriter:
if she pregnant shey de belle go comot so?
No idea bro grin
CelebritiesRe: Bodybuilder, Joanna Thomas Dies At 43 by EzzyCarter: 1:12am On Jul 17, 2020
Long term use of Anabolic steroids most likely ruined her health. It's the number one killer of body builders... RIP to her tho sad


If you're a body builder, before you go "anabolic" be aware of possible side effects: kidney problems or failure.
Liver damage and tumors.
Enlarged heart, high blood pressure and changes in blood cholesterol, which increases the risk of stroke and heart attack, even in young people.
increased risk of blood clots and loads more...
CelebritiesRe: Bodybuilder, Joanna Thomas Dies At 43 by EzzyCarter: 1:06am On Jul 17, 2020
oaselemi:
Wonderful, this woman don gym so tey her breast come get muscle join.
Na the baby wey she go breastfeed if she gives birth I dey pity grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by EzzyCarter: 12:59am On Jul 17, 2020
Wow. I was a fan before I saw this post. Now I'm a f^cking Air Conditioner undecided


Btw, the only GOAT I know is Yinka Ayefele grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Mark Angel Is Africa's Greatest Youtuber, A Nigerian by EzzyCarter: 3:05pm On Jul 16, 2020
Olominira:
Nigeria, a country that would eventually find her way and become top 5 biggest economies and superpowers. Some of those that left to western world, their generations would struggle to get visas just for a visit.
Hmnnnn...is this a prophecy?
HealthRe: Anambra: Woman, Houseboy Die After Burning Charcoal To Warm Her Room (Graphic) by EzzyCarter: 1:14pm On Jul 16, 2020
Who lights up coal in a room without a fire-place or a chimney? huh Asphyxiation is real.... this is really sad sad
FoodRe: Lady Refuses To Eat Out Of The Assorted Meat She Sells In Okokomaiko, Lagos by EzzyCarter: 10:59pm On Jul 15, 2020
xxxtedyxxx:
Nigerians and useless superstitious beliefs..

lol


so food fit take person glory?
Try and ask Esau grin .I pray you don't learn the hard way all in a bid to sound "woke"
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Pastor Rain Curses On Ex-members Who Stole His Members To Form Ministry by EzzyCarter: 9:22pm On Jul 15, 2020
Denique:
Yea, as a "one table/desk to a child advocate" tongue

I think I am but I'm sure you are! wink

arrivederci... cool
Ciao, senorita wink . Hope to see the face behind ur intriguing moniker soon ! cool
FoodRe: Weird? Washing Used Plates To Join A Long Queue In A Buka/canteen For Food? by EzzyCarter: 7:04pm On Jul 15, 2020
If you love yourself, stick to your renowned first class eateries like Biggs, KFC, Tantzz and the likes. If you can't afford it, chop bread or buy noodles. My brother e get why grin . I won't say more than that
FoodRe: Lady Refuses To Eat Out Of The Assorted Meat She Sells In Okokomaiko, Lagos by EzzyCarter:
grin
SportsRe: Shanghai Shenhua Sign Obafemi Martins To Replace Odion Ighalo by EzzyCarter: 3:42pm On Jul 15, 2020
Obagoal...
HealthRe: Strike: Doctors At Ogun Isolation Centre Join Striking Colleagues by EzzyCarter: 3:30pm On Jul 15, 2020
[s]
philip0906:
Nigerian doctors are demi gods...we MUST all bow down in worship to them...Ndi ara!!
[/s]
TravelRe: Dead Tolulope Arotile: Throwback Video Of Nigeria’s Combat Helicopter Pilot by EzzyCarter: 3:28pm On Jul 15, 2020
gambudu:
yes ooo. It happened inside the NAF base in kaduna close to their mammy market.
Damn. Really sad
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Pastor Rain Curses On Ex-members Who Stole His Members To Form Ministry by EzzyCarter: 1:46pm On Jul 15, 2020
Denique:
No, I won't...infact, I'm trying to fix this up for when schools will resume.
I really do not have the strength to pen my thoughts on the Hushpuppy of a pastor. So, now, they STEAL MEMBERS? HUMAN MEMBERS??MEMBERS IN HUMAN FORMhuh cheesy...members seeking the Kingdom of God he claims to profess?
He should be happy afterall...right?

Lord have Mercy on us all!
Amen and Amen...


Hushpuppi of a pastor? Mehd grin grin grin
Fixing the table so school kids can use it ? You've got a sweet heart ma'am grin wondering if that makes you a sweetheart? tongue @bolded...
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Pastor Rain Curses On Ex-members Who Stole His Members To Form Ministry by EzzyCarter: 1:02pm On Jul 15, 2020
Denique:
Is someone implying they are both into commodities or am I missing something?... lipsrsealed
My dear, this table is already shaky ... cheesy let's not shatter it completely grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Pastor Rain Curses On Ex-members Who Stole His Members To Form Ministry by EzzyCarter: 12:51pm On Jul 15, 2020
Same way a grocery shop owner would curse a rival seller for stealing her customers...dat thing dey pain! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by EzzyCarter: 10:56am On Jul 15, 2020
Edyice:
Gals that are doing Shakara at home , can't go to university and do shakara for all dude . She most trip for one grin


But at home , mama dey see , papa dey monitor , uncle is asking questions , brother want to stand and fight but school ( ghen ghen ) .. she's free to flex

You will see small looking dude dey control one big , fat aunty grin cheesy


I saw THINGS shaa
Bruh, this got me laughing hard ..Mahd guy! grin cheesy grin

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