₦airaland Forum

Funny thing is no matter how much this guy "goofs" before the election, he's still going to win. Don't be deceived by the media . To the Nigerian leftists/Biden soldiers, all your rants or hate won't stop him from winning. Americans love that mothr4cker

Time registered : September 03, 2020

You're doing well

To answer your question, the importance of wearing quality briefs cannot be over-emphasized as it saves you from potentially embarrassing situations. Boxer shorts might not be as effective since they are more loose (you should switch to them once you're indoors/back home tho so your balls can get some much needed air)...

Imagine the day you're supposed to meet your helper and boom she's staring at your raging boner

Our darling daddy was probably expecting a fall in the prices of food and other commodities when he made policies such as the border closure, increase in VAT and other well meaning moves for his beloved followers. This statement from the presidency is a classic case of the oppressor mocking the helpless with sarcastic pity ...


By the way, waiting for the Suya Patron to come spew his usual curses at the "children of hate" and defend his darling daddy who doesn't give a shiit about his existence. All well-meaning Nairalanders should remember him and his "legion" in prayers because if care is not taken, they'd lick BooBoo's balls till they choke on it coz it's quite obvious that's what he does for a living, his Suya business is just part-time

Delay is not denial...

This feat indeed calls for celebration ...


"I want to kill a python next "

More power to your elbow. I believe in you
The snake's got beautiful skin tho, looks like Hermes belt

A friend and I were discussing and he was perplexed as to how docile Nigerians have become under the present government in spite of its harsh policies and decisions citing examples of various demonstrations and protests they have taken place in previous administrations. I simply told him shii is psychological. To imagine how majority of Nigerians solicited support for Bubu back in 2015 with heightened expectations and then he wins but he dashes their hopes, truth is Nigerians went numb/ "weak" , they didn't know what hit them...How would you protest against a man you brought into power and showed so much support to? Nah, you'd only wallow in regret and shame as to how you put yourself in shackles with your own hands

HomerTimpson:
LOL lower your guards bro, "Life is not a china where you build walls around ya self"

Noted sire

Scavy:
Nigerians and stupid question!!! what if he is not married are you going to call police on him?

Nigerians and unnecessary drama!!! Even a 7 year old kid with enough IQ would see that was a lighthearted joke. I wonder how some of y'all enjoy life with the whole uptight and grim way of looking at life. Chill out man, it will add more years to your life

Most likely a case of penis captivus although I must confess it's interesting/weird to note that I have never heard of a similar case that happened between a married couple save for a case between an engaged couple in the UK sometime back. But then, this is Africa where people have voodoo to destroy lives but they can't use this same voodoo to emacipate and freed themselves from the shackles of poverty...

That being said, if she's married, don't hit it. It's not worth it. Karma is real.

Check well, that guy must be related to Lord Lala

Denique:
Babim, you know you are worth more than 10 CR7s in far away Italy
I am only celebrating the GOAT that he is!

Lool. O better. I'm on my way home rn. You know what to do

Kriss216:
The forces are with you.
Enjoy bro.

You too bruv. Bless you...

Kriss216:
Always remember, it's better to stay single than to be in an unhealthy relationship Nigerian girls.

Truer words have never been spoken man.

How dare you advise a loving daddy to execute his sons who are doing a wonderful job? O wrong now

All of us at Dead Meat Grills still believe in our darling daddy, continue the good work and ignore all the children of hate sir . Next level is certain

Kriss216:
Lol
I'm not married yet. Are you?

Nah man. Still haven't found the one . I doubt if I ever will tho. Guess my standards are too high

Thoughtfeed:
What Is The Name Of the Movie You Instantly Regretted Watching


The Conjuring (1 or 2)

I don't get tho, I've seen Conjuring 1 and 2 and they are actually dope movies. What made you regret watching it tho? Prolly too scary for you?

Kriss216:
Wrestling.

While growing up, i used to think it's real .

Then it was WWF.

Damn. WWF. That was a long time back. The days of Andre The giant, Ultimate Warrior and the likes...I'm sure you're happily married with kids now

The Souvenir. Absolute Hollywood crap

Denique:
The same CR7 you do not want in a sentence with the word playmaking, single handedly thrashed Athletico 3:0 last season...should we talk about the very Bayern squad that humiliated your goat CR7 sent them home in both legs, remember?

How you deliberately chose to ignore the aforementioned is best known to you and your goat and well understood by us

Babe, is it me you're engaged to or Ronaldo? Please let me know so we can call of the wedding in time

When chicken is frying in the deep-fryer and you're giving her on the kitchen slab ; damn. Reminds me of a badass chef I used to know...
Cynthia, wherever you are, I fvcking miss you and I miss ****** you

Are you the first girl?

"For the call of God is without regret" ...that being said, let no one force or pressure you into following your dad's path. Nowhere is it cast in stone you've gotta follow the status quo. Although I must confess if God needs you, it'd do well for you to heed His call. The last part of your post made a reference to you been ashamed/depressed...Why would you be ashamed of your maker tho?

Guy, who eats beans after taking oranges? You brought the stomach upset on yourself

Suicide Sardine bomber

GamalNasser:
Where is the proof she is a sniper ? She didn't even pose with a single sniper rifle

Lol. Sniper ko, Baygon ni . I guess posing with a 50. caliber Browning now makes you a sniper

HomerTimpson:
just worried abt the 14years FAM

Mothr4cker

HomerTimpson:
HMMM winking a fellow guy. Lemme mind my business here

Damn so, what are you getting at?

GBOLAGBURUGBURU:
So put differently they are literally telling me kiss kiss kiss. Hmmmmm ok oooh.

Exactly.

sapientia:
Mods

Move to jokes session pls. Thanks

Sexuality section would be preferable. This government is obviously fvcking with the emotions of Nigerians

"X" means kiss, "O" means hug. So usually you see things like xoxo, xx, xx.x, xo. It's just basically to show endearment when texting. Note, the xx.x isn't the same as XX.X for adult stuff sha

Bola146:
With fried eggs and hot tea, I'm okay

You're officially the first Bola I've seen with a moderate appetite. Damn, the other Bola's ehn, lemme not say much sha