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FoodRe: How Many Slices Of Bread Should A Normal Human Being Eat? by EzzyCarter: 2:29pm On Sep 01, 2020
Tonytonex:
I nearly finished a whole slice of bread.
and that day, muscle pull dealt with me
A whole slice? A whole loaf you meant to say
FoodRe: How Many Slices Of Bread Should A Normal Human Being Eat? by EzzyCarter: 2:12pm On Sep 01, 2020
Bola146:
grin It depends on the hunger grin . I can eat 5 with hot tea or fried eggs cheesy cheesy
Just five? Come on, you can do better grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Killed 13 District Heads, Other Leaders – Shehu Of Borno by EzzyCarter: 10:45am On Sep 01, 2020
muchtalk:
Thought the army are through with book haram and are now fighting ipob
You're totally right bro. Boko Haram has been totally decimated, incapacitated and destroyed grin. All hail Bubu cheesy
CultureRe: Foreign Idol Thrown Inside Eleyele Lake Ibadan by EzzyCarter: 11:29am On Aug 30, 2020
All these Krishna people sef grin
PhonesRe: Mtn Did Me Dirty. by EzzyCarter: 2:18pm On Aug 29, 2020
HomerTimpson:
LMAO,i personally like GLO as the home network you know,but the thing is i've got this job that buys my time,so i have saturday nights staked to surf the web and download movies,so i allways pass the saturday nights at a friend's house cause there's a GLO mast at there backyard with GLO night plan,a week sub just to be disappointed.just this past saturday,was downloading a movie of 200mb and i tracked the speed with opera mini,it was 18kb/sec,my friend was just laughing,i had to sub with MTN to finish the download(cost but reliable)...bruh its not funny it takes alot of work to be GLO i think
18kb per minute? Damn, that should be a new world record grin
PhonesRe: Mtn Did Me Dirty. by EzzyCarter: 6:56am On Aug 29, 2020
HomerTimpson:
dial *777# date is cute but network is creepy,had a mast nearby too and its nothing,even went to stay at the gate oneday and its nothing grin
Y'all always disgracing GLO online, God will judge grin
RomanceRe: Photos From The Beautiful Nairalander's Wedding by EzzyCarter: 12:13pm On Aug 27, 2020
Denique:
No cap, no pretending
Tell them to mind their business
We in our feelings
We gotta both admit it
No deceptions cool
Cos you'll find me a ring and pray it's perfect fitted
Else...
Imma go spiritual
...on ya undecided
@Bold, that wouldn't be necessary coz I'm already enchanted. Unless you want to give me an overdose grin

@Italics, send me your finger measurements already...time to call my jeweller wink
RomanceRe: Photos From The Beautiful Nairalander's Wedding by EzzyCarter: 9:28am On Aug 27, 2020
HomerTimpson:
EzzyCarter & Denique loading.... cool
Hehehe. Talk about Nairaland's power couple cool. som'tn like Bonnie and Clyde Beyonce and Jay-z cheesy... by the way, man, ama send you the invite when it's time grin

EducationRe: What Was Your Wild(funny) Experience Ever by EzzyCarter: 12:47am On Aug 27, 2020
cheesy
CrimeRe: 3 Accidents, Same Spots In Less Than 3hours (Photo) by EzzyCarter: 12:35am On Aug 27, 2020
Now this is some really f^cked up, weird shii sad
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Encountered Injuries During Sex? by EzzyCarter:
Denique:
I thought it was just me! I'm broken! cry
Baby, we both know it's just you kiss It's just a matter of time before we both elope to Paris, make cute babies and live happily ever after cheesy
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Encountered Injuries During Sex? by EzzyCarter: 9:54pm On Aug 26, 2020
Mywd:
grin u seff know say na sin.... Bad guy
Yes o. I don repent sha cheesy
RomanceRe: Being Pretty Is A Curse Becos Guys Will Never Let You Be by EzzyCarter: 9:54pm On Aug 26, 2020
HomerTimpson:
500 na plural(s) na,i just hope you never faint grin
Bruh, I weak grin grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Encountered Injuries During Sex? by EzzyCarter:
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RomanceRe: Being Pretty Is A Curse Becos Guys Will Never Let You Be by EzzyCarter: 4:02pm On Aug 25, 2020
vanida6:
Come check my Pm e reach 500 cheesy i don no wat all dis people's want from me cheesy nd i'm still 16
People's? sad
PoliticsRe: HURIWA Blasts Buhari For Allowing Aisha, Others Embark On Medical Trip Abroad by EzzyCarter: 3:38pm On Aug 25, 2020
Racoon:
This will only be strange to his asslickers.And this is the same famed Mr.Integrity according to his shameless stooges? The prized anti-corruption fighter according to the AU.All bird of the same plumage flock together you know.
Lool. Mr Integrity indeed. Greatest joke of the century grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Instablog Owner Mistakenly Exposed Herself On Instagram Live by EzzyCarter: 3:36pm On Aug 25, 2020
Denique:
And no other person but Righteousnesshuh Interesting!

CelebritiesRe: Instablog Owner Mistakenly Exposed Herself On Instagram Live by EzzyCarter: 3:32pm On Aug 25, 2020
Denique:
Here he comes...make way-make way, roll the carpet...

Disclaimer: Righteousness, don't mind them o. I'm not a party to this trolling.
Trolling? Nah. I'm only giving honor to whom it's due cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: HURIWA Blasts Buhari For Allowing Aisha, Others Embark On Medical Trip Abroad by EzzyCarter: 3:11pm On Aug 25, 2020
Racoon:
“Again, President Buhari in the build up to his election in 2015, had on his campaign trail, itemized the abolition of medical tourism as one of his key objectives in government.
Funny enough it is this same Bubu who is now the Patron/Ambassador for this same Medical tourism. Isn't this God wonderful? grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Encountered Injuries During Sex? by EzzyCarter:
Had a chick back then. She was a fan of the really long, claw like Cardi B kinda Acrylic fake nails sad. I was indifferent till one night during an intense missionary session, the next thing I felt was the burning, painful feeling of the skin on my back peeling grin . Aunty came and unknowingly "tigered" my back with her Jezebel nails. Mehn, long marks all over my back like I fought a lion. She kept saying sorry. Luckily for me, the scars totally disappeared after a few months. Imagine bearing the proof of sin all over my back for the rest of my life if the scars had remained grin


My second experience... I was forming The Rock with one massive thick ass chick so I wanted to give her while carrying her.(Not my first time of trying it with much lighter girls) As I was lifting her up, the next thing I heard was a snap on my left wrist grin. I ended up with a sprained wrist sad I had to endure weeks of excruciating pain grin . Friends were asking me what happened to my wrist when they saw it bandaged the next Monday. I told them it's a long story grin
TravelRe: A Mother And Her Baby Escaped Death As Trailer Almost Crushed Them (pics, video) by EzzyCarter:
Righteousness89:
Oh LORD MY GOD! How EXCELLENT IS YOUR NAME

"In all the earth, how excellent is your name"
"... grin


Church, join me in welcoming the firebranded Apostle of our Time, Prophet Righteousness89 as he leads us in prayers cheesy

CelebritiesRe: Instablog Owner Mistakenly Exposed Herself On Instagram Live by EzzyCarter: 1:42pm On Aug 25, 2020
May all our enemies expose themselves before this year runs out grin
. Apostle Righteousness89, over to you sir
EducationRe: The Truth About Introverts That Most People Fail To See by EzzyCarter: 2:44pm On Aug 23, 2020
HomerTimpson:
LOL mine is that i don't even start it,a friend and his babe even arranged one sweet girl for me at a time,it was a done arrangement and i was just there looking frosh and lit...i still feel sorry for Ella and some other good girls like that..i still keep my cool till now...WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS
Irony at its peak grin tongue
PoliticsRe: Youths Attack Rarara While Shooting Video In Katsina by EzzyCarter: 10:20am On Aug 23, 2020
I dare the wretched Suya seller always asslicking his darling Daddy to reveal his face on here if a similar/worse fate will not befall him under 48 hours grin . Low budget PR who has traded the future of his generations for 30k per month and 1.5gb data grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mentally Challenged Man Miraculously Healed At Oshodi - Video by EzzyCarter: 11:01pm On Aug 22, 2020
femmyapson:
anyone that sees that, will remenber what he usually does on every NL topic.....another way of preaching the gospel..
righteousness89 over to you sir
Hmnnnnn...valid point
Christianity EtcRe: Mentally Challenged Man Miraculously Healed At Oshodi - Video by EzzyCarter: 10:41pm On Aug 22, 2020
femmyapson:
this space is booked for righteousness89
The way y'all are mentioning this apostle ehn, I'm scared of imagining what his mentions would look like grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mentally Challenged Man Miraculously Healed At Oshodi - Video by EzzyCarter: 10:40pm On Aug 22, 2020
Glory to the most High cheesy
EducationRe: CRU: A Case Study On How Universities Are Not Ready For Physical Resumption by EzzyCarter: 7:49pm On Aug 22, 2020
Brother, it's time to let go of your fears... Ever since markets, religious centres and motor parks/airports re-opened, how many Covid-19 dead bodies have you seen littering the streets? The whole world is definitely moving on. And trust me it has become a case of "every man for himself " or should I say the survival of the fittest...
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Strangest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? by EzzyCarter: 7:11pm On Aug 22, 2020
HomerTimpson:
yea i know,a new creature with Smith & W***** somewhere grin
I reserve my comment grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Strangest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? by EzzyCarter: 6:53pm On Aug 22, 2020
HomerTimpson:
and that was the first time you confessed your sins without a preacher,i know don't tell me grin
True. Ever since then, I've been a new creature grin grin

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