₦airaland Forum

Rozz:
i didn't leave any aspect unattended to.

I certainly will take your word for it. Well, beauty and brains is such a scarce combination these days. Lucky you!

If it's sure for you, show your face .


On a serious note tho, its really nice too see you growing outwardly over the years. Hope your intelligence and intellect is developing on the same note sha? Think about that

The main prayer is may we not jam agbako . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? The rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel . God save us all..

ContractKiller:
Hushpuppi's real name is Ramon Igbalode Abass.

His childhood/adolescent life was @ No 23, Oworoshoki road, Lagos.

His Father was/is an airport taxi driver.


His Secondary education was at Command day secondary school, Ikeja cantonment.

Who asked you bro. What you feeling like? Sherlock Holmes?

Vanity crew . Food is ready

Cowbell, our milk!

After the hectic night we've had , Ama wake up early and bring her breakfast in bed and then we'd continue from where we left off

Jokers, voodoo that couldn't save them from being sold as slaves. They should work on eradicating economic and intellectual poverty from their genes first, then we'll take them serious

SKhanmi:
Say Nigeria, nobody will beat you. I doubt they'll be stupid enough to eat this one anyway.

Lamanii22:
Bedbug

Heck? I'm sure you attended OAU

"After it is dissected and imaged, the squid will be preserved in ethyl alcohol for long term storage in the museum collection"


Talk about true civilisation. If this had happened in one Particular West African country I won't mention , a whole multitude would be organising the sharing formula of the squid, dead or alive . "Divine provision" as they call it. SMH

Corona no fit kill Constituted authority na

HITsquad:
Men, Don't rape your wife, if she denies you sex, go outside and get it... Its not on you, it's on her! And it's not cheating!

See someone's reasoning .
Those days when you get home from work and you ain't in the mood for sex I guess you wouldn't have an issue if your madam goes to the guy next door to "get it". Afterall, it's not on your wife, It's on you! And it's not cheating!
Keep that same energy bruv!

Good for you, dear...

Is he any different from our darling electrician president who's always getting shocked?

What's there to hate about our country? So much to love . From our Selfless and Caring leaders to responsible and sensible citizens...

Newcreature2020:
RIP to the dead.

What a straight ticket to helllllllll fire.

How can one live without remembering there's eternity?

Na you tear ticket give them abi? Wonder why humans are so judgemental

gentlestdude:
you know you didn't have to add the 'pun intended' for we sharp minds to get it

*Sips Krest*

KEYboardist .. he should go and continue his music career behind BARS ...

Exactly. Same should apply to those found guilty of false accusations too ...

blackboy:
At his age he still is wearing diapers for baby. When he supposed to be enjoying retirement or grown kids.

No wahala. His life his choice. We cant say he does not know about family planning.

Ebenezer2021:
as in eh
I feel say na only me notice am.
Don't mind these over serious nairalanders abeg

Joylove2324:
Can you please listen to yourself and see how unreasonable you were. Is Nigeria only the African country battling with Covid-19 ? Keep hating the man while God keep elevating him.

No hate here whatsoever. I just stated the truth.
So because all African countries are battling Covid-19 means we should do the same right? I hope you know this disease could have been avoided if our leaders had taken the right steps in time. God will elevate us all @the bolded

Dem don use and dump baba. Inside life

Pastor Yemi, with all due respect, Stfu!
Y'all irresponsible bunch brought this upon Nigerians with your ineptitude and gross selfishness. Shut down airports and borders, you refused... you might as well shove ur optimistic speech up ur black midget a*s

CANDYDADDY:
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When are we going to lose you to the disease

Mehd o . Talk about a billion Naira Dollar question

Eh ya. The dog wasn't "Smart" afterall. Even a lion knows enough to steer clear of a cobra...

No wonder they are still fighting to "carry" me ....
Momma did well

Ex president or Ex convict? He won the election but unfortunately, he didn't even smell Aso Rock