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Makschinchin:
They'll stop being uptight when you stop making silly jokes

Okay, your Excellency

Transgender lake . If humans can switch sexes, then what's stopping a lake ?

Bobbyfreshhh:
Eazzy carter I thought you are an easy going nigga

Sarcasm noted

You've always been right..I'm as easygoing as a dove, bruv

Ugolistikp:
I believe u are a man of hidden sacarsm I will take u for ur word though

I believe in you, brah

Ugolistikp:
EzzyCarter= EzzyCattarh..... Cattarh full ur head

Now that's some deep pun Take a bow bro. Future Nobel Laureate

Of course, your Excellency. They have been technically defeated

Those fresh thighs in the second pic tho




Modified: To those quoting and judging, That was obviously a joke . Y'all niggers need to stop being so uptight

bigiyaro:
human ritual... skull mining.

Lol. That's not synonymous to Ibadan alone bro. Its everywhere

Get peppermint oil and eucalyptus oil. Mix with original olive oil and apply it on her hair overnight. Wash hair and comb vigorously in the morning. Apply it daily till the lice are totally eradicated.

Or.

Get Ozone/ebony hair relaxer or any of these strong relaxers . Relax her hair and wash off. The chemicals would kill the lice.

Uka15:
Its a nice and calm city.
Everything in ibadan is cheap.

But... Too diabolic

Kindly elucidate on this

SuicideInMyMind:
Even inside EFCC office, ghost workers are there.

My moniker on my mind

Ghost suicide

Lmao

M.A.G.A all the way

Gglober gglober

Trust me, not all married women look or act "married" it's all based on external "conditions"/"situations"

Was at an eatery that year nd I was really famished so I had no plan to buy take out. Twz evening so the place was almost filled to the brim. Later saw a table with a free seat. I took my seat and greeted the lady already seated. Didn't look at her twice coz I was focused on savouring my food. Then my phone rang and as soon as I completed the call, she asked "sorry, what's the title of that song? " I smiled to myself. Who didn't know shape of you by Ed Sheeran?
Told her the title and she said she'd love me to send her the song. We tried Xender twasnt connecting. Told her she could download. She insisted on getting it from me coz she wanted to play it in her car while leaving. Sent her the song via WhatsApp and I took my leave.
Deleted her number on my way home coz I thought that was it . Then I got a msg from a strange number some days later. Saw the pic and twas this same lady. She said she'd be eating at that same restaurant the following day and she'd love to buy me dinner. Told her I'd get back to her. We met up and seeing her again, I realized how stunning she was but I decided to keep my cool. We had massive fun and the chemistry was obviously there.She said she just got back from Ghana. Asked about my girlfriend I calmly told her I was single and didn't like commitments (as at then). She was obviously interested. Asked her about her love life and she said twas complicated. I didn't ask further.
We hung out a few more times then I invited her over. I literally fecked her brains out. That ass ! The south African typa ass . Came for the weekend and we fecked ourselves to stupor. Eat, booze, feck, eat , booze, feck(in that order) . The steamy, crazy, multiple orgasm kinda sex.
Months passed and we were still going strong. Then one day, I saw her on IG(I recently synchronised my phone contacts with my account) opened her profile and I was shocked. She was married. My mouth literally hung open. And she was so tight, I'd have believed her if she had told me she recently lost her virginity. She had two kids with her husband(living in Ghana). As observant as I was, she gave away no clue that'd have told me she was married. I called her over and I told her what I saw. She started begging and crying, telling me how he wasn't treating her right. The sex was bad, he was molesting her and stuff so she was planning to file for divorce.
I'd never destroy another man's marriage so I told her to forget we ever met each other. She later went back to Ghana and I haven't heard from her since but I wish her the best coz she deserves it. Really sweet lady. She spoilt me mehn... And my conscience is clear too coz I had no idea she was married and I'd never screw another man's wife. Asides Karma, I wouldn't want an angry husband placing a bounty on my head

That's a pangolin. And rumour has it Covid-19 was spread through contact with it . If your friend and his family are stewpid enough to eat such an animal in times like this, then I suggest you stay away from them to avoid stories that touch or better still, report them to NCDC

President Buhari, we are grateful. I bless the day you were sworn in as president of this great country. You're indeed the best thing that has happened to Nigeria since independence. "Buhari" should be added to the English dictionary to mean prosperity.
I pray God blesses you, your family and your generations to come the way you've blessed and changed the lives of Nigerians at large. (Amen) . May the rewards of your administration locate the Patriots who voted you in .They truly should be proud of themselves.

God bless Nigeria
Buhari beyond 2023
Buhari till eternity

As they say, "It is not illegal until you're caught"...
God no go shame us

dangotesmummy:
Smh


Men try respecting unaselves Na


Is the pehnis so hard to control?


If you are a rapist quote me con type nonsense and watch how fellow sick men will rape your mama in your presence

You need to read with sense . So we have male maids shey? Always read with comprehension. You reek of illiteracy

The devil lives in women too...
"women ain't safe amongst men anymore", hope ya'll are safe with your fellow women now ? . Imagine, penetrating those helpless girls with sticks urghh!


For those lexicallly or grammatically challenged,

MAID: A female servant or cleaner (short for maidservant).

So ya'll ranting about men all over the thread should STFU!

Mother Abraham

Ama take the whole calendar bro

fallingsky:
By their fruits u will know them. oga u are a cheat.

Which fruit? Read my comment again and show me what indicates the fact that I am a cheat. Talk about jumping to conclusions . Well, you don't know me so you're entitled to ur opinion sha

Courtesy demands you tell your partner upfront before visiting. It shows mutual respect and it also saves you from potentially awkward or embarrassing situations. Imagine your partner's parents travelled over to visit him/her and then you visit out of the blue . would that be the best way/time you'd want to be introduced to them? Nah. Spontaneous visits have a higher possibility of ending in tears

Blackmann001:
Hahahhaha... Shebi na una dey yab us wey no Sabi blow Grammer.. Oya giv am solution oooooo. Lol

The elders don give am advice na

lordmayor2013:
My nails ain't dirty. They are just naturally brownish

Always resist the urge to shalaye

"She is an adult, just graduated from the university" .
...

I'm glad you acknowledged it yourself she's an adult so mind your business. She's old enough to make her own decisions . You aren't a guidance counselor so now isn't the time to become one!

Diijerr:
He is stupid out of all the issues he can protest in naija

You could start a protest here in Naija too, you know?

sunshineV:
blacks cant be racist

Says who? Well I'm sure you're been sarcastic.