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Someday, skynet will rule the world ...those who have seen Terminator will understand

Not just on my birthday. Regularly
If girls see value in you, (excluding the hungry ones) they'll spend on you. It's simple as ABC

Deborah, you might not see this but I hope true happiness finds you. You deserve it

zionmde:
yeah a lot of companies will sack
That's d reason why we must all strive to be indespensable in our place of work. A lot of people just get s job, relax and are comfortable with their day to day activities without looking forward to distinguishing themselves by making calculated efforts to grow beyond the expected in their fields
A lot of companies cannot cope without some of their brains, they look unto those brains as assets and will fight to keep dem no matter wat






But anyhow sha
a lot of companies will still employ
We will rise above this menace one day

Highly intelligent I must say. Right on point

Simplyleo:
Obviously they still does.

Is this necessary? Get the message and move on. It shows maturity

CollinsWeGlobe:
On my way out this morning, I picked up this €5 on the ground that makes it 5th times I am picking money on the ground in Europe.

OP stop picking money on the ground o. Before you turn to yam ; ...






Na play sha

1stola:
For your mind

This concept of a protest is actually an ingeniously stewpid one . "Pot and Pan protest"? Who does that.
As if boo-boo will hear the noise. Oh, just remembered he's going deaf already

Damn! Abeg 2020, wetin happen gan?

1stola:
For your mind, the thing is "still" getting real abi.

Wait till it gets to you before you know it's really real

It definitely won't get to me . I'm basically chilling here and God forbid, even if the lockdown lasts till 2021 , me and my guys are covered. Stay safe

pyyxxaro:
How long would the dick be


because I want something I can always use to pluck mango during the lockdown period

Massive retrenchment of private workers might occur after this whole Covid-19 ish but , OP doesn't need to be so negative!

Be grateful you were able to strike first

GamalNasser:
This WHO clown is clearly a stooge for Satanists , the entire satanic agenda is becoming clearer by the day

God bless you. It's getting clearer by the minute...
The plan is to make Covid-19 an opportunity for smooth transition to The New World Order

So Africans are now lab-rats? SMH

Alvin007:
Few years ago, I bought a 'few weeks old' male Rottweiler. Having catered for the dog for about a year and a half, it attacked me while I was tryna discipline it. Fortunately, it was chained...I had to run for my dear life. I later placed a call to the vet doc, who took it away(sold it)..and I lived happily thereafter. The end.

Thank God for ur life

Samueltimothy11:
What type of fish did Jesus feed the 5000 with?

Mackerel and Tuna

AkeNathan:
Social distancing broken

Seriously, Nigerian government should unlock the economy since they can't provide palliatives, cause more protests would disobey social distancing and in the end it'll be lose-lose for economy and covid-19 fight.

I miss the PDP in this period

Social distancing in the face of hunger? nah

Shiit is getting real


FTC is dedicated to those eating as much food as they can during this lockdown and still aren't getting any fatter. Y'all are the real MVP's

ChoCho54:
I will take you serious when they insult other tribes and you reprimand openly.

Even your leaders are surviving and thriving on tribalism.

Trust me, my comment was directed to all and sundry , regardless of tribe. We all need to stop this bad blood. It doesn't solve anything... peace

donproject:
Gbasgbos....their is what they use to qualify somebody like him now, COVIDIOT

New word alert

Poloyanabo1:
*portray*

"Portray" is right too, but "betray" captures what I was saying more. Note the 7th meaning below


Betray:
1.)To deliver into the hands of an enemy by treachery or fraud, in violation of trust; to give up treacherously or faithlessly; as, an officer betrayed the city. e.g. Quresh betrayed Sunil to marry Nuzhat
2.)To prove faithless or treacherous to, as to a trust or one who trusts; to be false to; to deceive; as, to betray a person or a cause.
3.)To violate the confidence of, by disclosing a secret, or that which one is bound in honor not to make known.
4.)To disclose or discover, as something which prudence would conceal; to reveal unintentionally; to bewray.
5.)To mislead; to expose to inconvenience not foreseen to lead into error or sin.
6.)To lead astray, as a maiden; to seduce (as under promise of marriage) and then abandon.
7.)To show or to indicate; -- said of what is not obvious at first, or would otherwise be concealed.


Thanks anyways

If you think money heist is boring then I don't know what to say to you

Waterypussy2:
Afonjas and violence. 90% of their youths are agbero, 80% of the people are below middle class.

Statistician, I definitely hope you're on Forbes list . , your ppl will be proud of you.

Wonder when you peeps will have sense to know tribalism betrays a weak , feeble and dumb mind. Its virtually impossible for an intelligent individual to sit and type filth like this...

Back to the sender . Wonder what the FG is taking Nigerians for. Even refugees in war-torn countries don't eat expired rice

If the human mind can imagine it, then someday it will be a reality. Elon Musk deserves accolades on this. Hopefully by 2050, Nigerians will have access to it

Humanoid01:
They were level on points with Az Alkmaar, and were only ahead on goals differences. It was not certain that they would win the league. I guess that was why they didn't have much troubles calling it off.

True. But I still feel they'd have edged AZ at the end of the day. Let's see what happens in the EPL and La Liga

I really feel sorry for Ajax

Snake that we've been seeing since the eighties back in Osogbo we used to call it Lallana or Ladinho

If x= -10x +80 find "x" as a determinant of covid19 funds (if you know you know).



To the Nigerian politicians who are opportunistic looters planning to use this Covid-19 to enrich their pockets, while people's lives are at stake, you won't escape ur nemesis by God's Grace