₦airaland Forum

iClef:

I don't really pray to belong, I pray to be asked, "Please, can I belong?" And I'll reply with, "If you're equal to the task."

Humour, wit and confidence three things a real man possesses .
Legend himself!

The figures keep going up day by day . Hopefully, at the end of the day, the lockdown will not kill more people in Nigeria than the virus itself .


By the way, massive shoutout to y'all who voted Boo-Boo for second term. Y'all are the real MVP's. By God's Grace ur rewards will not miss you

iClef:
I haven't met a Nairalander before. Yes, I chat with lots of female Nairalanders on WhatsApp, but I haven't met any, so those girls are not on NL — they're on Instagram/Twitter.

I only keep those friendship because one day, we may meet and they may end up working in my company. They'll be more obedient because I have already built a bond with them virtually.

Okay. Then. You're a nice strategist. By His Grace, we're making Forbes list soon

OP , as a fine boy . I can boldly say I've never dated a girl less than a 7 on the beauty scale. I can't bear the inferiority complex a girl with below average looks would av if she gets to date me. She'd always believe she's not hot enough to keep you and sooner or later someone hotter than her would steal off her boo. A less attractive partner might end up being insecure and I'm not one for excess drama abeg

I had a friend back in the days, anytime he was angry, his pupils would turn green. Till date, I find no scientific explanation for this phenomenon . Twas really weird shii. Ppl used to avoid him like he was a werewolf

It's called the Shaolin viper

The other guys sing for everybody both educated and illiterate, sensible and senseless.
Brymo sings for the sensible people with good taste. Case closed

Can't blame them. As they say, kójú má Ríbi, gbogbo ara lòògun e ..
Sorry I can't translate

As they say, better safe than sorry

Mystic969:
To those who doubt the existence of the supernatural you're very naive.


I am speaking from experience, the supernatural is real and so is the movement of spirit beings in our earth plane......

If you've done astral projection you'd understand what I'm saying.

Dogs, cats and some other animals can sense the presence of spirit.

You are indeed smart. But I must tell you, it's best you leave those who don't believe in the supernatural alone. Life will show them

Maryjane001:
To an extent, it is true.
Dat dog smart Sha to always sense suspicious pple.

Not really about smartness. Dogs naturally can sense bad energy from people or the environment. They have unparalleled instincts more like extra sensory perception (ESP)

iClef:
She's back to her senses and she said she's coming today. She called me and we spoke on phone for 30 minutes. I told her I'm broke and she laughed and said it's good to be broke.

Las las, I'll take half of the money in her purse and spank her for such a silly drama. Beautiful girls with this obanje drama they have — they think all men will fall for it. Only stupid nice guys do.

Baba, you sure say none of those two babes dey nairaland, coz if they see this ur post ehn. I'm not sure they'd recover from it

Maryjane001:
Exactly the way my parents trained me. Even now, I find it hard to go to a guy's house. Most times, when guys invite me to their place after getting to know them for a while, my brain would just translate all the possibilities of any type of gbege happening. As usual, I would decline and keep postponing till u get tired or I block u.

Keep it up dear. I'm proud of you

Brunicekid:
2020 will rise up, and be great once again!!!

I sincerely hope it does

Zombies keep saying it's photoshop

NwaNimo1:
My jobless ass is at home working remotely whilst social distancing because i'm too rich to die!

Lol. Good for you . Stay safe

NwaNimo1:
Are journalist above the law?

He doesn't even look beaten mercilessly self....

I wish i could slap him.

Go and slap him now . Nobody's responsible for ur issues man.

While ur jobless ass sits at home, if journalists don't have freedom to move, how would you av access to vital information ?

DZTech:
hmmm
which state in Nigeria is working, that ur yabbing dem?

None.
It's all a pity party in Nigeria

"Moreover, she's hot "bruv, it's obvious you've been pussyy-whipped. That lady is using you to satisfy her financial needs. I wont ask you to dump her , at the same time you should take dz moment to reflect on ur life. God-forbid if you go broke and u cant spend on her anymore, would she still stay with you? Think about that.

P.S: beards don't make a man, his ability to be firm and disciplined does

The truth is at the moment, even those who don't fall under the category of "the vulnerable and the poor" also deserve every form of assistance they can get from the government. The situation on ground has affected virtually everybody. It's just the extent that varies

Oiiin! Y'all are doing well. Enjoy ur next level

Damn! 2020 has been so tragic even the most popular memes so far are pallbearers dancing with caskets

So much for an overhyped year

We know you'll ball. But na ur balls go suffer am

Samyj247:
make sure say nothing happen to these guys o . Na govt una suppose de handle now. These guys are hungry. Just give them food and small money if u get and tell them make dem no try am again.

Like are you kidding me? Do you have any idea the pain these guys have inflicted on helpless people? If you've ever experienced the wickedness of these guys, you won't be here forming sympathetic philanthropist. Who knows if you're one of em sef?
They should gv em money and release em? Guys wey dem suppose give instant cremation

Government should declare state of emergency now. Or is it till they start killing people?

Blixon:
Tr I had confronted her about the rumours earlier in the relationship, she didn't seem to know much about the practices as she said she rarely engages them or knows what they are about. But she assured me she wasn't involved in those things and neither does her family.

Guy, reason am. If she was truly deep into those practices , would she admit to you?
It's better you appreciate ur parents wisdom before you go into something heavier than you. I cant blame ur parents for their concern coz everybody wants the best for his child

Finally! Someone with some common sense

NaijaRoyalty:
We won't stop praying for this country to survive this APC hunger onslaught against the people.

By the grace of God , the evil APC government will be brought to a disgraceful end in 2023 Insha Allah.

Amen. God will definitely hear the cries of his people