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Honestly, this guy's so funny. Is he giving us test or assignment or perhaps, exam? The funny guy said, DISCUSS!
#reminds me of Prof Ojo.....any small tin d man must say "discuss."

Well bro, any lady who can't store the least of information about you in her brain no matter how little, just either doesn't love you (yet) or doesn't love you enough!

OracleMxNelson:
Please shed more light on the past lifestyle... It's important.

Hahahahaha...... Dis guy go like amebo gan o

It depends on the guy and what works for him, I mean how confident he is.
As for me, I can't really ask a lady out face-to-face. I so much believe in text messages, and I'm not even too cool with calls.
#i nor know why I too dey shame to face women or fear women like dis. May God help me/us.

5minsmadness:
I know right?
I mean, they look good when their hair is well done and neat and everything but it still cant compare with that sexy natural look!

Yeah. I used to stare at my ex's hair, natural/rough, like my life depended on it. It turns me on greatly; I just can't explain it or why.

When I see a lady's rough hair.
Expecially when she wakes up in the morning or when she nor plait or comb the hair.

And I love to see a lady in skirts; it always catches my fancy a lot.

FrancisTony:
Woman wrapper, don't derail this beautiful thread - Check Nairaland Rule Number one.
This is not dating and meet-up section, or you can make use of PM button; only if she will reply you.

hahahahahaha. #wicked!

aadetoyin:
So UAE is not developed abi? Yet ur politicians and celebs go there to Shop and relax. Sidon dia dey deceive urself.
Since their population is low they should allow our people to come and destroy their country.
UAE is disciplined and Naija is not so I don't blame them.
Do u know how many Nigerians that are stranded there. They have had enough of us. Simple

I never could have agreed more.
#verywellsaid!

It is normal for everybody to know how to cook irregardless of the gender.

My mum perfectly made sure of that [for her kids].

linconoyee:
Lolz, thanks for the correction, just say ur mind ok

Botei?

Bro, this might sound a bit unconventional [but]; please watch lots of football matches. In fact, cultivate that habit right away.

Following...

But do people still propose this days?

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Yes, they will win this war!

It is not their first, second time to overcome such. I have so much faith in our MILITARY and they've never disappointed (when truly motivated).

#Sai Nigeria
#Sai Nigeria Army
#Victory is sure and, Victory is (y)ours.

MrCork:
....very ugly men....but don't u people hav light skin females in that Nigeria?

Hahaha. This guy always makes me laugh.

Bro, it is not the car that is using the gen (to power itself per se). The gen is connected to power the [DJ's] equipment [arranged] inside the car, while the speakers are placed on top of the car. Just that the gen is equally placed on the top of the trunk of the car.
They use such method for electioneering here (where I school).

[b][/b] nice one.

ireneony:
Congrats ....when I graduate, my prayer is to be offered a job

When I graduate, my prayer is to CREATE JOBS!
Enjoy the rest of your day, ma'am.

yuncka:
Dat boobi can mature a new born baby.

Hahahahahaha @photo.

danaiks:
Everybody is shouting "Buhari we need change!" "Buhari we need change!" "Buhari is bringing change!" ... is Buhari a conductor or what? *rotfl*

Hahahahahahahaha

html14java:
pilot,abeg fly higher. Am on d wrong thread

Lol

There's absolutely nothing wrong with having all - female - children. But I think this guy is his son-inlaw.
I strongly believe so.

franugo:
guy dey listen 2 news no be just 2 watch africamagic n telemundo

Chigold101:
tell me those projects that federal government said they commence that they didnt commence.

Tell me about that false hope they gave u...

With all due respect, Sir, I don't think you're from Nigeria or live in Nigeria.

Hmmm

You people should please and please STOP telling us ''is set to commence," "is set to commence" everytime. Kilode?
If you people (government) are not tired of this your "is set to commence," we, the citizens, are tired of it.
#commence it immediately and tell us afterwards! Stop giving us FALSE HOPE everytime. Kilode nitori oloun?

Veralaw:
[color=#330000]Hmmmm[/color]

Your input would greatly be appreciated, please.

ifyalways:
Have you guys found the woman?

I hope its not a planned kidnap aka camouflage balancing

We are still searching for her, and her number is not even connecting.

delishpot:
Nna mehn, this one is hard o. I dont think you can do more than you have done. Keep doing the same thing.

bro, honestly I'm so confused and I just wish I could do more. Thanks all the same.

I have this particular family I've known for sometime now. They have been married for over 25 years, but they have just one daughter, who is about 12 years of age.
They've been very unlucky with having kids - not that they didn't have more kids, they all died at infancy (about 8 of them) - untill this last one, luckily stayed. Ever since then, the man has not really been happy, but he never showed it because they are [supposed to be] Christians.
Just three (3) days ago, the man came home to inform the wife that he has gotten another lady pregnant, and that he no longer wants her. #Just like that? The most painful part is that the woman has not been feeling too well for sometime now; at least the man should have waited for her to recover before breaking the bad/good news to her.
Everyone has been begging him to reconsider his stance, to at least let his wife still stay with him for some time but he's so adamant.
Now, the woman is so devastated and the little daughter is so confused and equally devastated. In fact, the woman has sorrowfully left home since yesterday and no one has seen or heard from her. We've been searching for her but yet to find her.
Though we tried to comfort her before her sudden disappearance yesterday but she seems so lost in another world. She's not really that educated. Though she started learning tailoring/fashion designing last year, but she's yet to finish it. She really doesn't have anywhere to go, because I really don't think her parents are still alive.
As for the man, he is a well respected senior police officer in the area and he used to be a very ''decent Christian'' - the more reason everyone is confused.

Please Nairaland family, what do you advice?

jasper7:
just keep your head down men. and stay away from that yoir "friend". so... he knew he was marked all this while and he kept tagging you with him. on a good day, dem for drop you two and ask questions later. that's how they operate. that your friend is marked. he is now a score. stay away from him

Thank you bro, I will do just that.

imsuboi:
you were very lucky sha. Most times they hit without asking questions.

Just go for thanksgiving

Yes, I agree with you that they hit without asking questions. I'm sure God truly intervened.