daintyprincess:
So there are cute guys here

Make I sharpen my bow mehn, I gats shoot some shots

Happy New Year!
There are actually lots of cute guys here on Nairaland, they don't just like to show themselves. At least, I know of 2.

daintyprincess:
So there are cute guys here

Make I sharpen my bow mehn, I gats shoot some shots

Happy New Year!
There are actually lots of cute guys here on Nairaland, they don't just like to show themselves. At

CalliDora1:
They will never learn even with all the news of men dying on top a woman in hotels" flying about.

Imagine... See how hes lying there unaware of his sorroundings and the whole world watching his shameful end.

Men, learn from this and desist from such shameful act.

I couldn't have agreed more �

Paxxcarl:
you ain’t wise at all

Not only is she not wise, she ain't intelligent at all.
Just look at the way she subtly avoided all the questions [asked her] about her own dad molesting her, instead [she's] arguing further, and further proving how unintelligent she is.

naiirablog:
This girl never grows old. Grew up watching her.
These where the real talents. Now They are just posting just ads.
One good thing about a good name is that it continues speaking, even when you're off.


In the old books, it is written about this story of a man, who did not have a good name, but great wealth;

Hush The Son Of PUPPy
A certain rich man, a Nigerianite. Who left his father’s house crossed seven seas and dwelled in a far away country. A great small city called the land of Dubai. He pitched his tenth in Palazzo and named it Hedonae. For to himself he said, My feets had caused me to sojourn in a strange land, where my soul shall indeed find pleasure. And then, he had thought to himself saying “I will take on a new name for indeed a new dawn has come.

And so had he changed his name, from Rammon the son of Abbas to Hush the son of Puppi.

And although he had no handiwork,his hands and houses were filled with many goodly things. In his balcony was a great company of gold, bare spices and precious stones, talents of silver, pillars of diamond and papers of money.

And his fame traveled abroad. And the sons of men in his home country and beyond recoiled and said one to another; ‘what manner of man is this? that worketh not and yet eateth and drinketh than the workman.

He sweateth not, but yet lives on an ivory throne. For in the morning he Rides on the wings of a bird across seven countries, and in the night a large boat takes him to heaven. His bed chamber is clothed with Versace and his robe is of pure Gucci.

The desolate voices of Timaya and his brethren Phyno, had cried also in the wilderness saying;

Tell thy persons! Tell thy persons! For Ye have been warned yet you refused, You were counseled yet you heeded not. But the wind will blow soon and the anus of the fowl will behold reproach.

‘For something cannot arise from nothing. And light cannot come from so stark a darkness.,or a mighty stream from the barren desert.

And Lo, there was not an answer

Then the next year, the man had given out 12 bags of almond and thrown a feast. He hired for himself music men and praise singers amongst them was a a great newsman from his homecountry called Freezer the first borne of Fridge. Who after being drunk with strong wine, had together joined him as they made merry in his courts all day. And their souls were glad indeed and their spirits rejoiced and then he he began to sing his psalms and his hymns mocking at honesty, jeering at struggle.

HERE ARE THE PSALMS OF HUSH THE SON OF PUPPI AS HE MINISTERED UNTO FREEZER THE FIRSTBORNE OF FRIDGE INSIDE HIS COURTS.


For labor is Vanity. And strong struggle killeth the spirit. And righteousness a great folly.

Woe unto he in my home country that tilleth his vineyard while the sun assaults his flesh.

Woe unto he among the kindred of Lagos that watereth, for he is blind in his folly and his affliction betides his soul.

For the son of man, came neither tilling nor watering and yet repeath his harvest a thousand fold. And my janitor and gardener earns more than thy doctors and engineers.

For the inheritance of the labourer have i taken as mine. And the rewards of the crafty have i possessed in a strange land.

There fore will I lift up my voice unto the hills and i shall rejoice and laugh at my adversaries and yes a great laugh, i shall laugh, i shall jeer at my enemies who scorned me, in the season of my affliction.

I shall mock at the deadlocked artisans, who wear not expensive raiment.
I shall spit at their sons and daughters with inferior jewelries.
I shall kick at the preachers who built monuments of virtue and not of gold.
I shall flaunt and show forth my gold, my anklets of frankincense and my raiment of versace and my crown of Gucci.

For the age of dignity is Forgone.
And virtue is now an illusion, and integrity is the comfort of the blind.
But wealth and riches shall endure in the house of the cunny and the swift handed forever and ever Sela.

And it came to pass that he’s fame spread even more round about like wild fire and yea a great fame in the land of Facebook, in the city of twitter and at the mount of Instagram, millions of likes visited his doorsteps every morning. Many young men arose in thousands inspired by his sermons and said to him “Show us the way. ‘Show us the way . And the souls of the daughters of men yearned after him. Many a voice of the latter cried saying “lie with us just a night.

However a few Old priests and guardians had chastised their children, depart from him for he worketh iniquity, He reapeath were he soweth not and his prosperity is from beelzebub.

But many did not listen.

Then after a while, foreign spies from the west and of whom he had stolen their gold were sent to try him. And lo they had gone like thieves in the night. Their pale white skins hidden under the cloak of darkness and under the guise of shadow. For months they hid themselves, watching, praying, preying and binding their time.

And behold and like a flash they had struck. While Hush the son of puppi and his mate, Wood the son of Berry were still in their courts crumpled by slumber at dawn The strong men had broken Into it and had held them captives.

And the leader of the band had cursed and prophesied unto them saying Verily Verily! I said until you thy
cup is now full, and the anus of fowl hath now seen an open reproach. For a thief and a hypocrite thou art. In the morning thou put on the garment of a successful merchant and in the night the robe of a robber. By the power vested in my hand thou has been declared under arrest, for it is written, For To Him that decreeth a thing it shall be established. And it was so, that Hush the son of Puppi and his friend Wood the son of Berry were binded by their hands, and taken to another land across the ocean to be tried for prison.

And the voices of Timaya and Phyno who had cried also in the wilderness had come to the remembrance of the son’s of men saying one more time.

Tell thy persons! Tell thy persons! You have been warned and you refused, You were counselled yet you heed not. Now the wind has blown and the anus of the fowl has seen reproach. Oh what a tragedy! Oh what a tragedy!.




www.nairablog.com.ng

I love the creativity, brother. Well done!

hi

Lyydia2:
One day, I m going to be invited here.

For national recognition

Amen!

Lyydia2:
One day, I m going to be invited here.

For national recognition

Amen!

Carlyboi:



Oh really I asked cos I have observed you guys got that going on especially your women I don’t necessarily wants to use the word obese cos it’s kinda offensive my friend is kinda on the big side and chubby too well about Americans having that obesity problem ain’t so surprised I guess they consume more junks even some people believe POTUS is obese so I’m guessing both countries are competing both considering the fact that there are over 500m Americans age and Australia about 50m or less its only logical for Americans to have more obese people.

Jeez, bro!
How do you type so much without punctuations? Argh!

21cents:
beht wait o, did lingard really checked his bet slip during a match? Or it was doctored?

It wasn't doctored and it wasn't a bet slip either. It was his coach that called him and gave him the instructions through a short written note, which he was reading as he walked back to the center [of the] pitch.
People only used it to create humour by saying he was checking his bet slip. It's just sarcasm, sir, and you should understand.

mhmsadyq:
interesting thread!
cant believe i read every comment and am still hanging around for more comments.

Me too.

Shugargal:
Bro try to de punctuate your writing na.. where are you running to?

I actually thought I was the only one who had such reservations. I just really couldn't make much meaning of what he wrote.

DammyGbade:
This man's street for Oregun Lagos is the worst street I've ever passed through... The state of the road doesn't speak well of him, and directly or indirectly it has shown how Edo state road will be under his administration

He's not the owner of the street, please. He's just also from the same Ize-Iyamu's family as the owner of the street.
It's actually a large and popular family from Edo State.

Pythondancer1:

I see you. DM me with ur contac or email me.

Me I don't have pride and I'm asking for help. Please I need a job badly and I have sent you a PM. Thank you brother.

Femich18:

It is not easy my brother but God is our sufficiency...God will surely help you too. Where at Ogba do you stay precisely

College Road.

zionmde:

Please wat did u study?

PM me. I won't promise u anything but I won't forget ur post either

Thank you, I appreciate your warm comment.

MARX77:
Good evening nairalanders, please I'm in dire need of temporary accommodation. I'm a fresh graduate who just got a job on the island, pay is 40k. I was squatting with a friend at the barracks until yesterday evening when the new commandant asked me to leave that I'm not permitted to stay there. please I need accommodation for 1 month and would leave thereafter. right now I'm stranded with no where to go. 07056149118 is my number, please I need help, please.

I stay very far from the Island, around Ogba area and I think it's going to be too far and stressful for you considering your pay, otherwise I'd have asked you to come manage at my place.
I stay alone, and I'm currently jobless though, but I would be more than willing to accommodate you and even support you in any way I can. I hate to see a fellow brother struggle, e dey pain me.

W

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Probz:

Send me your CV.

Thank you for the response. But can I get the email address to send it to, please?

ogbongenet:
If truly you are serious check this link and thank me later.. https://www.nairaland.com/4962372/buy-wastes-make-40k-monthly

I've seen the link and information as well, thank you, I appreciate it.

Hello dear Nairalanders, a brother needs help. I just got laid off at my job this very January and I am in dire need of a job. Any type of job at all, I'm willing and ready to do it provided it is legitimate.

My email address: godwinotis@gmail.com
God bless you all.

Hello dear Nairalanders, a brother needs help. I just got laid off at my job this very January and I am in dire need of a job. Any type of job at all, I'm willing and ready to do it provided it is legitimate.

My email address: godwinotis@gmail.com
God bless you all.

That woman, Ngozi, won't cease being my role model.
Everything about her is a huge inspiration for me.
Madam Ngozi, you're [and have been] everything I want to be.
Soar higher, Mama.

They're just following due process, we already know what's up.

Ifakiland:
So I just got an unexpected alert from my former place of work, an error of some sort I don't know, about 200k (a month salary)....I'm happy, but I don't really need the money that much at the moment, given my gf 50k out of it and I Wuld love to give anoda 50k to anoda person in need of it for school fees or project....maybe I Shuld just do it 10k to 5 people, but den what can 10k do...50k to one person is perfect...lemme know ur needs and I'll send to who sounds real.

May the Almighty God bless you.

@Ifakiland.
You're the nicest person I've seen on Nairaland and one of the nicest persons I've seen overall, your intentions and kindness are great and are greatly channeled in the right direction with the right motive. I pray God never stops blessing you.
May you succeed in everything you ever venture into in this life, amen.
God bless you and stay safe!

Mtschew!

Happy Birthday sir. Your daughter still remains my role model and I dream of meeting her someday.

Caseless:
ah swear! I forget every world cup after its played, but I remember everything about that world cup cos it was eventful. Even fifa uses it as a reference.

You've said it all.

Caseless:



Korea/Japan has it for me.


That's also my best WC ever. No WC has been hotter.

You share my sentiments, brother. None has been 'sweeter' for me as well.

Korea and Japan 2002 for me. Maybe closely followed by Brazil 2014.

Please help a brother out with a job, anything. I have a degree, my email, godwinotis@gmail.com. Nigerians please.