For research purposes only!

Hahaha. Hippo what?

Really?

Yeh yeh yeh, mogbe modaran. God no no. Oh Lord not this time.

jcmaiah:
A man who slept with the sons wife! It's a shame we celebrate wickedness these days because of hunger. My most respected President of all time is Yardua and least respected is Obasanjo. A man full of guile.

But bros, na long wa for you ooooo
In this modern day you still live like this? Please get some education and enlightenment, it will really help. Thank you sir.

Chai, Barcelona just lost an important match

Happy Sunday people.

I like his white beards.

CROWNWEALTH019:
I ATE BLACK SOUP YESTERDAY AND DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY

Abeg where you dey stay?

If you take that their black soup with pounded yam, I swear your life will never remain the same again.
In fact, it will never remain 1 bar because it will always be full. Oh God, just look at the way I'm salivating over invisible soup. Lord, please give me a sign.

Nairaland please STOP making some people popular unnecessarily.

I give up.

TINALETC3:
d truth is she wl nt even Bliv, in fact, we go fight if I try am, I don't want trouble

The guy I told you about up there had this lovely lady who he loves so much, but the lady had to leave him afterwards. Everyone knows why she left, for she could no longer cope with the mouth odor and no one was willing to tell or help the guy. Each time he laughs, everyone sheds tears because of the smell, but I plucked up the courage and helped him out.

TINALETC3:
Nice one, A frnd of mine has dis body odour bt I don't even have d courage to tell her, sometimes, she tells me Dat pple sed she smells, den she wl ask me if it tru bt, no b 4 my mouth she go hear am

Be a true friend and tell her the truth.
I remember subtly and 'diplomatically' telling one acquaintance in my area who has halitosis, "bros, it is very good to brush twice daily and try to change your toothbrush at least every six months and use good toothpaste like Oral B and Sensodyn." He got the message and he did accordingly. Though it (the halitosis) has not completely gone away but at least the mouth odor done reduce.

mailingdgreat:
For ur mind ba?

No jokes brother.

I gladly practice all of these. No wonder they call me Mr. Clean.
But I have one problem though and that is, keeping my skin dry because I have what they call 'oily face'

I really need help with keeping my face dry all the time.

And that's how this guy's case starts to dey done small small, and his village witches will be somewhere now singing, "it's our work oo, soft work."

A supposed educated man - with little or no wisdom.

recievesense:


like condom

yaki84:

raincoat abi?

Jagabanmonerry:
Bad Nigga, remind you of one Raincoat.

Look at them, bad guys with dirty minds
I'm a male virgin o and a good child of God, so please stay away from me all of you bad guys.

I love that Deputy Governor's name, Bantex. It reminds me of something special.

Stale!
They keep coming up with the same recycled topics every single time, only in different versions.
Please tell us something inspiringly different next time. Thank you.

Now listen people. This very woman has been my number one role model right from the time I knew what a role model was.
I just can't and won't stop loving her and her achievements just won't stop being a great source of inspiration to me.
Dear Madam Ngozi, everything you are is all I ever want to be and I promise [you] I won't ever stop working towards it as long as I have life and good health.
I love you, ma.

This is not even supposed to be a big deal if we really reason reasonably as humans in this country in the first place.
This is supposed to be an every day occurrence with genuine intentions, but no, we've missed it and unfortunately, we can never get it back.
Go well, Father O'Connell.

EgunMogaji:


You gave good advice but they won't listen.

I just pray and hope they listen my brother.

Even Customs too?
I know an argument must have ensued in the course of the whole thing which must have triggered the shooting (if I'm not mistaken). But I keep asking myself, why would anyone want to argue with people with guns, huh? No matter what or how much is involved, it can never be worth your life, no, never!
May their souls rest in peace and may justice be served on those Customs officers.

bonna4u:

The bolded is wrong but I have seen worse. 'Are my instead of am I.'

That's what I'm saying sir. Very wrong and yes, I have seen people using 'are my' as well, even my cousins are guilty of it.

Ijaya123:


Wrong sir. 'It is' is the correct use, not it's.

Sir, you're right but avoidably wrong too.
'it's' is the correct short form of 'it is' and that's what I was trying to point out to him.

tenmillion:
Its killing honestly..

This one too is one them, 'it's' not 'its'
They both represent different things please.

It irritates me so much when I see people - not just teens, even adults too - using these following words interchangeably.

LOOSE instead of LOSE
BEEN instead of BEING
TOO instead of TO (my cousin does this a lot).
GIVING in place of GIVEN
AM instead of I'M or I AM
I'M I instead of AM I

I am confused!

Jeffboi:



I will like to do that privately maybe you drop your contact

Please I'm very much interested too.
godwinotis@gmail.com Thank you.