donstan18:
Shot fired!! What a bitter truth! After bashing her, you all will still log out and face reality of what she said

Look at them, a lot of them up there wishing and saying she isn't happy with her family, all because she said the truth, all because the truth is bitter.

Even without being told, an evening newspaper lady should know that she has no right to celebrate birthday because she has been biologically expired, psychological traumatized, sexually useless, maritally screwed and aboki-cally suyalized.

A single lady still celebrating birthdays, going to wedding parties and still doing boyfriend/boo at 30+, is a disgrace and a big shame.

Sensible evening newspapers will do nothing to end their predicament but............

You are very stu.pid

ITbomb:
What if he is the one holding the engine top in place

You are right. I have boarded a bus in Lagos, and the engine of the bus was in the back of the bus. The conductor was at the back driving the bus literally. The driver at the steering wheel was busy shouting high am, high am ... no, slow down, slow small etc. We joined him and started telling the conductor (who seemed to be hard of hearing) when to slow and when to high. Crazy place, Lagos.

nuelzy:
Can i just die peacefully in my sleep.... I'm so tired of life nd Nigeria.



I wish i have the balls for suicide.

May God forever deny you the balls to commit suicide, amen. Just stop thinking about it. Life is not that bad.

Mexicanlover:
Big man, small car, small brain

You are the one with the small brain. Everybody must not get married. Nigerians and their fixation with marriage sef...

olafunny:
LMAO

Lol. Now this is funny.

Quality20:
innalillahi wa innailayhi rajiun. She died a martyr,. May Allah forgive her shortcomings. Ameen. This truly and realistically is far better a way than those dying while fornicating with ppls wifes and daughters or other sinful ways

I think your brain is filled with sawdust.

freshinsightng:
A stock market can also be called Equity market or Share market. It is a market where shares of publicly and privately held companies are traded and may not necessarily be a physical facility. Many Stock markets exists around the world as most countries have their own stock market and in 2012 the size of the world stock market was about US $55 Trillion. The Stock exchange is a place or physical facility where stock brokers can buy or sell shares. In Nigeria the stock exchange is called the Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE).

A company’s shares can be traded on more than one stock exchange as long as it meets the listing requirements for the various exchanges and this is called Dual listing in the case of listing on two exchanges and Cross/Multi-listing in a case where more than two exchanges are involved. Companies may do this to create more liquidity for their share, create visibility for the organization and increase their ability to raise funds.

Listed companies are generally seen as having better corporate governance as the listing requirements are quite thorough and require lots of information disclosure. The size of a company is measured by its market capitalization at that date. Market capitalization of a company is simply the current price of its shares being traded multiplied by the number of shares listed.

The major actors in a stock market are the Issuers, the Investors and the Intermediaries. The Issuers are the companies selling their shares and are mostly established firms with a decent track record. The Investors are the individuals or firms (Mutual funds, investment and finance houses etc) willing or ready to buy shares available for sale. The intermediaries are the brokers and advisers who connect both the parties to make a sale happen.
Owning a share of stock of a company automatically makes you a co-owner of the firm and every share is a unit of the company. As a co-owner you are entitled to be involved in the decision making of your company and also entitled to returns on your investment in the form of dividends on profits.

Money can be made from the stock market in two ways; buying and selling shares and buying shares to earn a dividend. In making money through trading in shares the investor focusses on capital appreciation of his stocks. For example he buys company XZ shares at N2 and 6 months later the price is N5 he has earned a capital appreciation on his shares of N3 if he sells as at that date. He could also earn a dividend of say N0.2 on his shares for the current year if he decides not to sell which is a decent return of 10% on his initial investment of N2 and may continue to earn even better dividend as the firm grows in subsequent years.

The Stock market is not only a place where lots of money can be made but also where a lot of money can be lost or thrown away. It is classified as a high risk environment because of the huge possibility of losses. You lose money by selling your shares at a price lower than that which you bought or if the company goes bankrupt implying that its shares becomes worthless.

Despite its risky nature the stock market is a place where lots of people make a lot of money from consistently and like any other market, there are rules which can help one profit from the market. These include;

– Understand the business of the Stock you are buying: Its important for you to understand the business you are investing in as this will help you in forecasting its growth potential, risks and enable you respond appropriately whenever the need arises. Never invests in a business you don’t understand how it makes its money as government policies or macro-economic challenges can easily determine the future of that company.

– Do your Research: Choosing a good stock to buy requires detailed and painstaking research of the target company. Good research enables you take informed decisions. The audited and interim financial statements of a company contains a lot of information that can be used in determining if a company is a worthwhile investment and the fair price for the shares. This will increase your probability of making a profit while also limiting your downside potentials. You can always make use of the services of professional financial advisers or good brokerage firms if you not understand financial statements.

– Always test the waters: Even after crunching the numbers for a company you understand so well it is never advisable to jump in with both feet as you are better off testing the water with one foot before putting in the second foot. This gives you room to reduce your losses in the event of unforeseen headwinds. For example you had N 10000 to invest and you initially bought 500 shares at N10 each and suddenly the price crashes to about N 5 per share. You have an opportunity to reduce your losses by averaging down on your initial purchase price if you now buy 1000 shares of N 5 for N 5000. This will bring your average purchase price to N 6.66 for 1500 shares meaning that you would be making a profit when the price gets increases past N6.66.

– Avoid herd mentality: Avoid the tendency of looking for hot stocks that everyone is buying to invest in. Successful investors do not follow the crowd but rather most times do the opposite. They sell when everybody is buying knowing that the stock has become overpriced and buy when everyone else is selling knowing it has become undervalued.

– Have a Disciplined approach: The stock market is very volatile and rises up and down but a disciplined approach would allow one not to panic as every down turn presents a buying opportunity.

– Have a diverse portfolio: Do not put all your money in one stock or one sector but spread your investment across a number of good stocks in different sectors. This will ensure that losses in a particular sector will be offset by gains in another sector.

– Do not be emotional: The stock market is driven by two emotions (fear and greed) and any investor who can put these emotions under check will end up being successful. Be ready to cut your losses and move on quickly if the need arises and lock in your gains where necessary.

– Monitor Closely: Monitor your investments with eagle eyes as it takes a few seconds to make or lose money on in the stock market. You must have access to information on every company you have invested in.

In summary, no one knows what the stock market will do and following these rules will only help limit your losses while also increasing your probability for capital appreciation. So you should never invest all your money in the market.


Source: http://www.financialslot.com/2017/01/12/9-ways-to-profit-from-the-stock-market/

This is great information. Any ideas how I can contact a broker?

kallmemrB:
We do crazy things because we Love God...no crime against that

No, you do crazy things because you are brainwashed.

franchasng:
Ubena

Hahahahahaha. Guy you funny o

Another year, we keep grinding on. We need to take genotype pairing seriously if we are ever to win the war against SCD in this country. I absolutely loath it whenever I see kids with SCD. This is the age of information and their parents should have known better.

olujastro:
The thread says Travel freaks which sounds like Tourism but the comments indicate people just want to run away from Nigeria.

If you want to go on tourism and have little money, then travel around West African countries. No need to spend money on visa or even passport. Just take the bus from Lagos and back. It should not cost you up to 6 digits in naira.

If you want to leave Nigeria, then you need tangible money for that. Your best bet is to go through study visa or skilled migration to Canada/Australia as it's almost impossible to get a job offer from a developed country while in Nigeria.

For study visa, your best option is to find countries that offer free tuition like Norway and Germany so you don't have to worry about the huge cost of tuition fees. You only have to show proof of funds for living expenses for a year.
So get a job, start a business to raise funds to leave Nigeria. Or get a family member as sponsor that can show proof of funds and lend you the required money.
From there you can begin your tourism in Europe across 26 schengen visa free countries.


Wish you all good luck in your travel quests.

I also though its a tread for people who want to go on tours, but I'm seeing something else. I was wondering how one can get partnership for a reasonably priced tour of an African country. Can you help?

godofuck231:


Money, power,great sex,bouses, cars, male slaves,submissive husband, castles in the air, poor enemies to oppress with money, gucci and prada shops, a prophet to tell her a fairytale future and how to kill or beat her next perceived enemy, 5 G wagons for the week(different colours), 2 Ferraris, 1 lamborghini, 1 Celine, 2 Gooch, 2 agera, 1 P1, one H1 navy hummer to crush her adversary's Toyota corolla, diamonds and gold, Gods undivided attention(i wonder if God has a deal with them he answers them so fast though), omotolas ass, nikis boobs, ............ guy wait, my fingers don stiff.

Hahahahahahahahaha. This guy ehn...

EbubeDam:

Tis Glycerin oil, dont mislead the public pls.



First thing to know is that there is a wide range of bras and pads (foam, silicon, micro-beads, or gel pockets). The type concerned in the videos is the one with pockets gel. This kind of pads is often found in push-up bras. It helps, as it name suggests, push breasts up and make them feel and look more natural. In most cases, the pockets which are in polypropylene (plastic) are filled with glycerin or silicone gel (siloxane).

Glycerin is colorless, viscous and odorless liquid. It is made with modified fat, colza oil, palm oil or glycerol’s fatty acids; the compound is used as a skin moisturizing agent. Silicones are composed of silicon atoms joined with carbon atoms. They are colorless odorless and non-soluble in water. Their viscosity increases with their molecular weight. They are mostly used in the health sector, to make lotions, breast implants, creams. They are not toxic to the skin unless in the case of a particular allergy (same for glycerin).

No actual research shows that these paddings are toxic or carcinogenic.

Thanks for the enlightenment. Nigerians should indeed start receiving sense. A research never hurts anyone. This is just why we would never develop.

Benekruku:



Lie


Who has Jesus healed?

Me. Jesus healed me.

Pavore9:


Make sure you get the maximum experience out of the visit.

It is better you opt for Airbnb as against a hotel.

Thanks for the advice, though I'm planning to go with one of these tourism groups. Going on my own may be very boring.

Planning to visit Kenya later this year, so I'm saving like kilode

whisperingbird:
I did my ssce exam in 2016, the officers incharge told us to pay 2k in order to claim our calculator but I refused at first when I heard that it was for runs. I later paid when they refuse to give us calculator and we science students are the first to do practicals.
On the way, I collected a few answers to some questions I didn't know and since then I do feel bad. please what restitution advice can you give?






mods please help me to move it to FrontPage

If you are so disturbed about it, then maybe you should sit for GCE, or even resit WAEC. With that, you don't have to use this result anymore.

Dyt:


Did you just judge her already?

I just asked a question. Do you have a problem with that?

stphil:
Please i need a God fearing lady for a serious relationship that will lead to marriage please if you are money freak don't dm me whatsapp 08039175059

If you'll propose to me on the Kenyan Safari, then i'm game

bettyLad:

when you get your Info's pls let me know ..I'm so scared for my son reading all this news .I ve a sickle 5years old son ,thank God its been 2yrs now since he last suffer a major crises ..I just want to save my boy from futher pains

How come you have a 5-year-old sickler? Didn't you go for genotype test with your husband before marriage?

If only we would all listen to instructions and stop obeying our deceptive hearts, Sickle cell anemia would have been a sickness of the past. But would people hear?

My heart bleeds when I see children who are sicklers. Their parents should have known better in this day and age.

dhardline:
Most probably mud fish. They can survive on land.

Yes, I think so too

soberdrunk:
Ladies and gentlemen this right here is one of the major reasons why the "African Nation' may forever remain 'underdeveloped'. When i tell people that 'Bad government' is the least of our problems in Africa, people look at me like i am mad but if you are a thinking man you will realize that 'selfish interests' is the biggest curse hindering development in Africa. A lot of people will come up with the defense that "it is his money' and he can do whatever he likes with it but what value will "14 million" on his neck add to the society in any way?

This is by far the best quote in this thread. This is the reason why celebrities go bankrupt so easily. His brain never told him that 14m can be enough to start a small industry that would employ others and can as well secure his future. What would that useless necklace do for him? I see this guy begging in a few years.

rxmusa:
With President Buhari at the helm of affairs, We shall soon get something better

Like what?

Bonapart:
Let God alone judge

Very silly way of thinking that has kept Africa in its present condition. We really need to start displaying some level of reasoning if we are to move forward.

adetoroamos:
lolz..... but she should go and marry

Are you sharing husband?

Evaberry:
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Funke akindele everyone knows you've aborted so much to the point that you womb is damaged
and I know that why your first husband left you

jjskills or whatever this your slowpoke of a husband is is just too unfortunate to hook up with you

are you sure you aren't deceiving him with this your fake pregnancy twin tale

aborted ashawo mishap
Failed woman
failed actress
failed prostitute

You are a very jealous and angry woman. You need Jesus in your life to lift that wrath from you.

Nbote:
Pesin no dey old pass Tom and Jerry and King Julian and his Penguins of Madagascar...

LOL. I just love that King Julian character. And don't forget the Simpsons.

Favourite01:
I have the same issue too.im an introvert and sometimes I wish I was an extrovert.i ve been seeking for a job since 2015.i ve always been invited for interviews but I don't scale through successfully at the interview stage,i always mess up.it doesn't mean I'm dullard,i ve done aptitude tests in the past which I passed, but wen it comes to the interview stage,i become very nervous,and i simply forget what to say or how to say it even if know what to say.i dnt no how to keep a conversation going.i m really confused,i dnt no if I will ever get a job.

Lol. I didnt know there are people like me around. But, you need to work on it friend. I developed some tactics for interviews that help me, though I still forget what to say sometimes. I have had three jobs so far, two of which I got online, and the ones I left, I left on my own terms. The second one I left was because I couldn't be madam's sycophant, and I suffered for it (I find it difficult to hold a conversation, talk more of gossip). I was always professional, and it wasn't good for business. But I am starting to get over the whole introvert ish, and God is helping me with it.

Mayowa83:


I am going through same O. I dried the net for 24hours( in another room) as dem talk. My baby don scratch body tire dey cry. My face is on fire. I don wash O, still dey pepper.

Eyaa. I am so sorry about that. I really don't know what causes it, but I don't think it has any adverse effects. I guess you and your child must be free by now. Just wash the net very well and sun dry it to reduce the chemicals.

maradelkitchen:
op,I'm going through same now,pls what did you use?

I didn't use anything. I just washed my face and waited for it to stop. It took a while but the burning finally left. So, your would stop too after a while. Just ensure you wash and sun the net before using it again.

Flyingngel:
I doubt the authenticity of this story, but if it is true and i happen to meet that man; believe me na death sure pass.

The news was on Network news last night, so it is very authentic.