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fman:
False prophet I hail you.
Run one prophecy for me nah

I see you landing an IT job before the end of next month.

This I have seen.

I see more gang wars erupting in Lagos in the coming weeks. I see another attempt made on MC Oluomo's life, I see him surviving it. I see a popular Lagos thug dying this year.

This I have seen.

During deliverance by the river where I was bathing one olosho, she told me that her pússy is an altar and that many destinies of men are tied into it. I tried to use the candle I was holding to burn her vagina but she screamed and kick the bucket of holy water I was using to bath her.

Today she's roaming the streets as a mad woman, what I learnt from that experience is that the vagina of an olosho is an altar where young men go in to submit their destinies.

This I have seen.

I see Atiku winning Kano state.

This I have seen.

An evil arrow has been fired into your toe nail. You will have to out that particular toenail inside the flame of a candle for 15 minutes so that the fire can purify it and you shall be made whole once again.

This I have seen.

Get ready friends, the angel who would blow the last trumpet has gone to buy oil to grease it, once he comes back he'll clean it and blow and the world would come to an end.

I see Seun and his mods on Earth updating Nairaland for those left behind. I see all active members of romance and sexuality section missing the rapture.

This I have seen.

The only thing that would happen is that Peter Obi would win next year's election. And Atiku, Tinubu and Kwankwaso would be shocked. Aside that, I don't see anything happening again.

This I have seen.

I see a certain politician who is close to 100 years old collapsing and screaming about how the north betrayed him come 2023. I see him revealing many unspeakable secrets about this administration cos he has nothing more to loose, I see him relocating permanently to London.

This I have seen.

Very good

This thread was on the home page last week. Nl mods have started taking drugs


This I have seen.

I see so many things but I won't reveal them cos a fellow prophet is involved. As a prophet I have to protect one of my own.

This I have seen.

I see Atiku finishing behind Peter Obi next year.

This I have seen.

I see Tinubu coming 4th in next year's election behind Kwankwaso who would finish 3rd.

This I have seen.

I'm still crying over MFM's relegation, so no prophecies for now.

This I have seen.

This is the work of our brethren from the other religion, they want to burn the RCCG camp to ashes but their plans have failed.

This I have seen.

I see you falling to the seductive advances of that girl I see you sleeping with her raw, I see you contacting an STD, I see you snapping your rash infested díck to post here on Nairaland to seek for help, I see scammers making a fortune from your desperation.

This I have seen.

There are more applicants than jobs that's why it's almost impossible to get a sensible job upon graduation regardless of your discipline. Alternatively you can become a pastor, I see you making waves in the ministry.

This I have seen.

I see Nigerian Breweries and Guinness using him for a TV commercial.

This I have seen.

The demon called asmodeus has a permanent resident inside your girlfriend, the reason your heart shakes and beats is your spirit man fighting back cos asmodeus is sucking away your destiny, I see you becoming very lean and moody, I see you contacting an incurable STD.

This I have seen.

I see you impregnating 6 more girls I see you becoming permanently blind, deaf, dumb and paralyzed after having peaceful meetings with their various families.

This I have seen.

Islandlady:
Oga you have seen nothing but Rubbish

I don't even reply emails from Nairalanders ever since I joined this forum. So rest!

I see you replying my email.

This I have seen.

I see the op receiving more than 600 private messages in the course of this thread, I see desperate boys sending her transport fare to come and see them, I see her blocking the sex starved guys after receiving their money.

This I have seen.

Amen

Welcome to Nigeria

I see Tinubu loosing next year's election.

This I have seen.

This news alone has buried tinubu's political ambition.

This I have seen.

I see him telling a picture story of how Peter Obi would make Nigerian the best country in the world by next year.

This I have seen.

Ndi-igbo in Lagos would vote sanwo-olu for governor and Peter Obi for president.

This I have seen.

I see Peter Obi becoming the next president of Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Yea I noticed that too...light is kinda constant these days.

He looks more like an Alfa than a prophet.

This I have seen.