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Family › Re: Daniel Olamilekankan Komolafe Missing In Ibadan, Oyo State (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:47am On Jan 31, 2024
He would be found alive in Jesus name.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: CBN ‘Concludes’ Payment Of ALL Verified FX Claims By Foreign Airlines by FalseProphet1(m): 3:53pm On Jan 30, 2024
A welcome development.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: Residents Resort To Using Ox-Drawn Carts In Katsina by FalseProphet1(m):
This is just the beginning. I don't want to say what I've seen concerning Nigeria, I'll just sit back and watch them unfold.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Pelumi Nubi On A Solo Trip From London To Lagos By Car (Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
Worry not, for she would be fine

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: AFCON 2023: Peseiro Anticipates Tough Game Against Angola by FalseProphet1(m): 3:44pm On Jan 30, 2024
The Angolas you see today, you shall see them no more. Fear not folks, I see Nigeria making it to the semi finals ahead of Angola.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: What's Your Experience With Money Lending/Borrowing? by FalseProphet1(m):
As a prophet I don't borrow people money, I collect from them.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Promiseland Estate Concludes Motion Summit 3.0 Amidst Massive Impact ( Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
Keep 2 Acres for me, I'll use it to build a massive church.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: I Visited MAKOKO, The Largest Floating Slum In Africa (pics, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:16pm On Jan 30, 2024
I remember this place it's around yaba. I once had a spiritual center there, but locals almost wrecked me with begging. Women would send their teenage daughters to my house around 10pm to come and beg for money.

If not that I left, I would have been very wretched by now.

Anyways I see the Lagos State government demolishing all the shanties there and building an expensive world class estate.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 2:08pm On Jan 30, 2024
Madam If Ashawo can attend to 20 men daily,
You as a wife have no reason not to Satisfy your single husband.
Sports › Re: Mali Vs Burkina Faso, AFCON Round Of 16 (2 - 1) On 30th January 2024 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:22pm On Jan 30, 2024
One of these two teams would make it to the quarter finals. Watch out for this prophecy.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Undergraduate Slaughtered Girlfriend For Seizing His Phone In Ogun by FalseProphet1(m): 12:18pm On Jan 30, 2024
sad
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 12:15pm On Jan 30, 2024
MrCork:
And then again...how can u be .M.O.D when I pull more chick pass u!!!(no oofencse) angry
Mr Córk what Happened to your old buddy sexkillz? 😏
Sports › Re: Cameroon Prophet Elijah Abiri Prophesied That Cameroon Will Defeat Nigeria 3:1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:08pm On Jan 30, 2024
Agboriotejoye:
Even falseprophet dey laugh at the maga
grin
Sports › Re: Cameroon Prophet Elijah Abiri Prophesied That Cameroon Will Defeat Nigeria 3:1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:00pm On Jan 30, 2024
When I was an upcoming prophet, I used to be like him. Today, I see my visions directly from the force. And I am far better. My congregation has tripled.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: High Rate Of Inflation Nowadays Is Crazy by FalseProphet1(m): 11:23am On Jan 30, 2024
As a prophet I'm not affected because by first Sunday of next month, I'll be collecting first fruit from my members. I'll use it to buy another car.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 11:18am On Jan 30, 2024
Mrvictorwrite:
They can relate

bring your assignment
Which assignment? 🙄
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 11:17am On Jan 30, 2024
Talkisneeded:
This guy ehnn

How far, you get any prophecy for mehuh


I Sell herbs for sexual enhancement tho
I see you selling intimacy gadgets before June this year. I see you having free sex with most of your female customers. I see you making so much money.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Has Exposed Nigeria To Ridicule By Visiting Foreign Country - Falana by FalseProphet1(m): 11:08am On Jan 30, 2024
I have no prophecy on this matter. Kindly bear with me.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Moves Up 5 Places In Corruption Index, Ranks 145th Out Of 180 Countries by FalseProphet1(m): 11:08am On Jan 30, 2024
EreluRoz:
So there are still countries worse than Nigeria and Nigerians are quick to portray the bad image to the world.
Inhabitants of those countries don't travel the way Nigerians travel. So they're hardly known for corruption globally, unlike Nigerians who go around the world committing various crimes. Thus making us look like the worst country on this planet.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Moves Up 5 Places In Corruption Index, Ranks 145th Out Of 180 Countries by FalseProphet1(m): 11:03am On Jan 30, 2024
I see Nigeria grabbing first position before just this year.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 10:40pm On Jan 28, 2024
Nazgul:
Seun obviously wanted to give the job to a female. Unfortunately, none of the females who indicated their interest impressed him.
Is this true?
Sports › Re: Osimhen Taken In For Random Dope Test After Cameroun Game by FalseProphet1(m): 10:06pm On Jan 28, 2024
I see Oshimen scoring s hatrick against Angola.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Tanya Okpala Wanders The Streets In Awka (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:02pm On Jan 28, 2024
I see her getting the help she needs. I see kind hearted Nigerians flying her abroad.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Lagos Issues Deadline To Squatters Under Ijora, Blue Line Bridges To Vacate by FalseProphet1(m): 9:55pm On Jan 28, 2024
With the suffocating prices of rent in Lagos, I see a great number of lagosians relocating to the shelters under the bridges. I see them supporting Tinubu from under the bridge amidst Chronic poverty as hunger.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ibiyeomie Warns Drummers And Other Church Workers by FalseProphet1(m): 8:08pm On Jan 28, 2024
EreluRoz:
He's a man of God to lead by example.

That's why I don't even frequent church like before because I found out some of these people are not even better than the ordinary people, the difference is just the pulpit.

I can't torture anyone like that no matter their offense, I don't have the heart to hold grudges, but a pastor held onto it and severely punished her despite her plea
@ bolded.
Hmmm.
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With My Mother's Friend.. by FalseProphet1(m): 8:04pm On Jan 28, 2024
Fantasies can be crazy. See this one already fantasizing about boinking his mom's friend.

Anyways your problem is poverty and hunger. Break coconut and mix the water with salt and drink and your life would be better.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 6:19pm On Jan 28, 2024
bobonla:
Lol my brother e reach to ask oo. Like where and where? grin grin or them get another nairaland we don't know?
That's no how it's done
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 2:30pm On Jan 28, 2024
fyzaila:
Lol don't be surprised he has already appointed those he wanted and they are working underground. 😄

Seun you suppose let us know sha
Even if he has selected those he wanted, he ought to let us know. He should stop behaving like a Nigerian.
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 2:29pm On Jan 28, 2024
Obierika:
How it's done everywhere like where and where?
Most circular organizations recruit that way. They shortlist the best candidate based on performance and contact them for interviews, then select the ones they want.
Health › Re: Styrofoam: Abia Government Bans "Take-away" Foils by FalseProphet1(m): 12:47pm On Jan 28, 2024
Ebubu2:
I’ve missed u
Thanks bro.

Happy new year.
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 12:08pm On Jan 28, 2024
illicit:
A lot of people were banned in relation to that thread


🥵
I expected him to have shortlisted the names with the highest nominations, then open another thread, post the shortlisted candidates and allow Nairalanders make their choice.

That's how it's done everywhere.

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