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Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 12:06pm On Jan 28, 2024
superintendents:
grin grin grin

You too funny, May God forgive you.. grin
Wetin I do way make you de intercede for me? 😏
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 11:09am On Jan 28, 2024
Mrvictorwrite:
Kkkkkk

bring your assignment
Which assignment?
Romance › Re: Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 11:00am On Jan 28, 2024
osmosis101:
U suppose do normal for seun na,just to boost the ginger...u knw dis is NAIJA
Seun doesn't reply mails. embarassed
Health › Re: Styrofoam: Abia Government Bans "Take-away" Foils by FalseProphet1(m): 10:55am On Jan 28, 2024
I see the prices of nylon bags skyrocketing, I see weddings and parties putting Rice inside nylon bags for people as take away, I see guests saying that they prefer nylon bags to Styrofoam because once you tie nylon bag the food would not pour.

I see a thread about Styrofoam and nylon bags which do you prefer hitting the front page, I see Nigerians learning how to eat with their bare hands from nylon bags.

This I have seen.
Romance › Seun What Happened To The Mod Position You Advertised? by FalseProphet1(op): 10:53am On Jan 28, 2024
Hello Seun. Happy Sunday.

Some weeks ago, you posted an advertisement here on this section that you needed mods, several people indicated their interest myself inclusive. And if I'm being honest, I was leading in the nomination. I even saw you congratulating me in one of the numerous visions I had. I received visions from the force on how to get rid of trolls and was ready to use my prophetic powers to move this section forward.

Then you closed the thread and we didn't hear from you again. Please give us feed back so we would know the next steps to take.

Thanks

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: How Do We Fix This by FalseProphet1(m): 10:42am On Jan 28, 2024
The demon Called asomdeus has taken over their lives. They would need to see me for spiritual cleansing.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: What Can I Do As A Student To Augment My Monthly Allowance by FalseProphet1(m): 11:29pm On Jan 27, 2024
Start morning prayers in your faculty and go prophetic, begin to prophesy. When you finish collect offering. Female students would start calling you daddy and come to your hostel to cook freely for you and even give your their forbidden fruit as well.

You'll be a father of many daughters.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My Guy Babe Don Leave Am Because E No Dey Last For Bed by FalseProphet1(m): 11:27pm On Jan 27, 2024
Stephen2324:
My Guy babe don leave am because e no Dey last for bed, I really feel for him man
Eyah poor guy.

Tell him to send me a DM, and I'll counsel him on how to win her back by dominating her in bed.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What Is Happening To Me? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:20pm On Jan 27, 2024
I can see that those are things tormenting you are back. Better come for deliverance before you run mad.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Betting Has Really Messed Me Up by FalseProphet1(m): 11:18pm On Jan 27, 2024
Sirchiboy:
Where do I start from?
May God rescue me
Come to my shrine for spiritual cleansing with 4 large canes. And I'll flog the demon of betting out of your life forever.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: I’m Confident My Relationship With Kwankwaso Will Be Good – Ganduje by FalseProphet1(m): 8:35pm On Jan 26, 2024
I see kwankwaso joining APC in the coming months.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Jesse Jane And Boyfriend, Brett Hasenmueller Dead After Suspected Overdose by FalseProphet1(m): 5:08pm On Jan 26, 2024
AngelicBeing:
From your diary, you have flogged chisom, queen daughter and you ate the garden of Eden of the pastor's daughter and poured fresh milk into her, you need 7000 days of deep Deliverance from the Marine kingdom and after that, you will be sent to Sahara desert for another years of fasting sessions because the Marine kingdom has your data in the Indian ocean shocked
😏
Romance › Re: Jesse Jane And Boyfriend, Brett Hasenmueller Dead After Suspected Overdose by FalseProphet1(m): 9:24pm On Jan 25, 2024
EreluRoz:
Do pornstars have boyfriends?
Yes they do. They date and marry male porn stars.

I once listened to a YouTube video of former male porn star who reveled this.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: Does Annual Leave Days Include Weekend? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:32pm On Jan 24, 2024
I see traditional worshippers protesting that they too want their own public holidays, I see lazy staffs who don't want to go to work supporting them on Twitter. I see them finally getting their own public holiday.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 8:41am On Jan 09, 2024
Fountainofyouth:
Whoever you choose to pick they have to be female, or better yet one female and one male so that all comments and threads have to be balanced and sane, then censor insultive words, especially gender based insults.

Also, whoever is nominated should be someone that doesn't have a history of being insultive and an active member since 2019, anyone from 2020 should not be considered.


I nominate FalseProphet1, Biglittlelois

You can choose them.
Thanks sister. I accept your nomination.
Romance › Re: Official Man-hater/misandrist List Of Nairaland. Seun, Member And Mods, Come In by FalseProphet1(m): 8:38am On Jan 09, 2024
My only happiness is that no one has anything against me. I'm a saint on this forum.. smiley

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 8:06am On Jan 09, 2024
Osoboshi:
I nominate false prophet,ahnii,kobo junkie and nwa nimo
Thanks bro. I accept your nomination.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 8:02am On Jan 09, 2024
TripleLTD:
If I didn't win
I would really wish you to win
God help us all brother.
Amen. Thanks
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 7:41pm On Jan 08, 2024
garriAndsugar:
I nominate falseprophet1
Thanks bro. I accept your nomination.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 6:42pm On Jan 08, 2024
Administration1:
I nominate he who speaks for the gods....

Falseprophet1
I accept your nomination. Thanks.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 6:34pm On Jan 08, 2024
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
I nominate Falseprophet1
I accept your nomination. Thanks.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 6:33pm On Jan 08, 2024
WatchYourSix:
I nominate FalseProphet1


@seun
I accept. Thanks.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 5:15pm On Jan 08, 2024
folake4u:
Thank you. I accept the nomination.
You too want to become a mod?

Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 5:10pm On Jan 08, 2024
advanceDNA:
I support this with

One eyed tortoise
A feather of guinea fowl
3 ostrich egg
One elephant tusk
Armadillo shell..
And a bucket of the tears of people that wants to silent men that dont come online to call them dear, honey, and agree with all their post
My the force be with you.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 4:00pm On Jan 08, 2024
TonyBby:
I nominate Falseprophet1
Accepted.

Thanks bro
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 3:59pm On Jan 08, 2024
Daniel7543:
nd a goat.
Accepted
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 3:55pm On Jan 08, 2024
advanceDNA:
I support falseprophet1 with 2 bag of rice
Accepted.

Thanks bro
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 2:00pm On Jan 08, 2024
Nemesis0147:
falseprophet1
Accepted.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 1:32pm On Jan 08, 2024
More nominations please...I promise to sanitize this section.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by FalseProphet1(m): 1:29pm On Jan 08, 2024
Daniel7543:
seconded

I also nominate Vinnybaba and immortalcrown if falseprophet1 no agree
Accepted

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