₦airaland Forum

Jeon:
Yes, it would be worse.
Look at the rules they laid down in oni. No market, work, school every Monday in Onitsha. No wearing of Black and Black or you will be killed in Eastern region.
People that are having fun under the tree in their own houses will be kidnap and a ransom of money will be demand for their head to be save.... Fail to do that [the kidnappers will tell you the location to find his/her dead body].


This is just the beginning.. unah go say Buhari dy learn work if ibo mistakenly sit-down for ASO

And northern Nigeria is safe? Even with all the ESN wahaha in Anambra it's far safer than the North East.

Even the katsina Buhari is from hasn't it been overrun by Bandits?

Don't hide under your illogical conclusion to pretend as if you're concerned about the safety of Nigeria. Just come out plainly and say you hate Igbos.

Jeon:
Rip.

I wonder how Nigeria will survive if ibo step on that sit...

Shame on you, so you're a tribalist. Ever since hausas has been ruling us have we been safe. Nigerian was even safer under Jonathan than it is under a hausa retired general, and in your myopic mind you believe an Igbo man would make things worse.

I'm truly disappointed in you.

Envious people has taken this guy's life away. I see his killers paying for their sins.

This I have seen.

Easy win for USA.

This I have seen.

Dear ladies, the silence you keep when you find money in your boyfriends pocket, kindly do the same when you find him cheating.

Ladies, you are dating 6 guys and you are mocking a prostitute... My sister, it's the same company, just that you are in the private sector and she is in the public sector.

Being a lady is easy, you don't need any sense
Just make silly mistakes and cry about it and one foolish boy would come to your rescue.

God remove my Rib to create you, I no vex. For you to remove your clothe make I see wetin God create, na wahala

Sometimes buy a black nice suit, a traveling bag, then go to the airport and come back to your house, just to surprise poverty.

I see ronaldo scoring, I see Portugal winning.

This I have seen.

In a couple of months, she'll be as useless as the "P' in Psychology, I see more Nigerians attacking her verbally, I see her running to Dubai, I see Dubai denying her Visa, I see her narrowly escaping being kidnapped by bandits.

This I have seen.

I started my spiritual center my Bible and a bell and today, we've successfully built a magnificent building. I see myself buying private jets and bullet proof cars very soon.

This I have seen.

But none of our corrupt leaders have ever been declared wanted by either the police or EFCC. I see corruption ending in Nigeria once Peter Obi wins.

This I have seen.

No Nairaland female would comment on this thread.

This I have seen.

I don't hate Tinubu but considering his age, he's health status coupled with his gibberish blabbings, I'd say Peter Obi is the best choice for the south.

The tinubu that handled Lagos between 1999-2007 is not the Tinubu contesting for presidency. This one is worn-out with age.

Let's come together to support Peter Obi for a better Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Goal 2-3 Ghana scores

If she's not a virgin to hell with her and her family. Why should I be the one to pay this huge amount when the guys who banged the living hell out of her pússy paid little or nothing.

Make Dem carry their daughter de go abeg.

Husband...I used to sleep with ashawo's before l married you..

Wife.,....l said it your face looks familiar...

Reply as the husband.

Chinua Achebe once said...As long as the bed shakes regularly the home is at peace...only legends would understand.

Not every relationship is meant to last, some is just for lesson. Move on immediately you learn
your lesson.

Baby am feeling sleepy let's talk tomorrow, next 2 minutes "The number you are calling is on another call" some of these Nigerian girls won’t die well.

To avoid insults, please avoid dating girls born in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 dem no get Respect and manners.

The dressing of a mad man is a reflection of his mind set. You can't dress like a harlot with the mindset of a saint.

Lesbians will reject preeq and end up using Love Machine. You dey allergic to beans but you dey chop MoiMoi.

i can't date broke guys but you dey wear one black pant for four days. Aunty well done.

Stop dating broke girls, they wouldn’t date you if you were broke.. A lady who can't feed herself shouldn't fall inlove.

Relationship isn't Restaurant.

It is not natural to provide for a lady you have not gotten married too. Na beggars full street be wise.

Difference between an American Facebook post and a Nairaland Nigerian post.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him. But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry about that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin...


NIGERIAN POST ON ROMANCE SECTION NAIRALAND:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

virginprincess : follow your heart I'm sure he's cheating on you with other girls, that's how Nigerian men are.

Magnoliaa : Have fun dear don't listen to all these useless Nairaland boys they're all broke assess.

Zonefree : Coming from a Nigerian girl, I'm not surprised. I only pity your simp husband.

ilegend : I just bought a new car and I would be giving 10k to the first 50 people that will reply my message, because I just made $2000 from my online business. Work hard like me so that you won't be idle falling in love up and down.

Jeon : I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

Unknown member : Abeg who get Techno charger (Pin mouth)

Falseprophet1 : Come to my spiritual center for cleansing your village people have cursed you. This I have seen.

pocohantas Just get ready to have two husbands.

Unknown scammer : Popular Nigerian celebrity taking the díck raw, click on the link.

doggedfighter : Ashewo go and look for work to do. Lazy ass girl.

Unknown scammer : Tested and trusted bet9ja sure odds click on my profile for more details.

VeryWickedMan The average Nigerian girl cannot resist the call of a díck.

izzou : You are a prostitute, you need deliverance!

Nazgul : Nigerian girls need to learn how to be contented and supportive towards their husbands. There's more to marriage than casual sex.


I rest my case...

If he's díck cap is still black, my sister marry him, he never go far.

But if it's red or pink ehh, run o, na them be that.