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Romance › The Dream I Had Today... by FalseProphet1(op): 9:39pm On Dec 29, 2022
I've been wondering for years why so many girls once they enter into the 4 walls of a university, they just change overnight even though some of these girls come from strict religious homes, but all of a sudden, they become whóres...let me not bore you with long talk.

In my dream is saw 3 demons, they were dancing in a very weird way, a very strange dance that I've never seen in my life.

Then that scene cleared...and another scene appeared, in that scene, the 3 demons were still dancing, but in a female university hostel, one was dancing outside while the other two climbed the stairs to the hostel.

As I watched, I saw girls coming out of their rooms nàked, to dance with these demons, I don't know who taught them the dance cos it was so weird, but they were dancing it exactly like how the demons were dancing.

Then I saw them in the university, thousands of naked girls all dancing the weird dance, Stark nàked, I watched and watched, I saw dwarf demons appearing and having sex with these girls, the girls were even struggling with each other to have sex with the dwarf demons.

And the spirit said to me, as long as these girls keep dancing and sleeping with those demons, they would continue to remain useless and any guy who falls in love with them would end up in a worse and sorry state.

And I woke up and behold it was a dream.
Sports › Re: Kylian Mbappe Angry Over Messi’s Contract, Wants To Leave PSG by FalseProphet1(m): 9:03pm On Dec 29, 2022
sad
Romance › Re: Na Because Of This Babe I Dey Always Buy Fuel Nigerian Man Falls For Pump Attend by FalseProphet1(m): 9:00pm On Dec 29, 2022
I see the guy collecting her number and training her through university, I see the girl dumping him upon graduation, I see him coming to Nairaland to complain, I see red pillers giving him the insult of his life.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Bashir Ahmad: The G5 Governors Gave Us A Fantastic Offer, We Will Work Together by FalseProphet1(m): 8:54pm On Dec 29, 2022
sad
Politics › Re: Obi’s Campaign DG, Osuntokun, Remains ZLP's Senatorial Candidate - INEC by FalseProphet1(m): 8:46pm On Dec 29, 2022
Nigeria is a funny country. Anyways I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Am Getting Older by FalseProphet1(m): 8:46pm On Dec 29, 2022
Ilamina:
33
Give your admirers a chance. Stop isolating yourself, go out, have fun, meet people and your story would change.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 4th Mainland Bridge: LASG Names CCECC-CRCCIG Preffered Bidder by FalseProphet1(m): 8:37pm On Dec 29, 2022
Dear Nairalanders I would be running a live cross over service. There would be lots and lots of raw prophesies about the year 2023.

Don't miss it.

This I have seen..
Romance › Re: Failed Celeb Marriages: Stop The Trolling, Take The Lessons.. by FalseProphet1(m):
Very sorry marriage would be a thing of the past in Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Unknown Gunmen Kidnap Female Soldier, Strip And Threaten To Behead Her by FalseProphet1(m): 6:58pm On Dec 29, 2022
Hope they didn't kill her?
Romance › Re: New Year Resolution by FalseProphet1(m): 6:36pm On Dec 29, 2022
I see you coming back to Nairaland before the end of January to tell us your dad take of how you contacted an incurable STD.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Am Getting Older by FalseProphet1(m): 6:29pm On Dec 29, 2022
Ilamina:
I am finding it difficult to cope living abroad

Because I think I am too old to be unmarried and living this way

Please give me advice on how to take care of myself here

It's much more challenging living here than Nigeria because of my age

I am quite childish and not that strong. .makes it even much worse
How old are you?
Romance › Re: han Single Ladies by FalseProphet1(m): 6:23pm On Dec 29, 2022
Havesomesense:
How many of you have observed that in Nigeria, baby mamas are in more serious relationships than single ladies.

Baby mamas probably because of their situation tend to be humble, supportive and submissive,
I know guys that are happy being in a relationship with single moms.

Nb; if a girl or woman has only one child for another man, it is very possible to have a good relationship with her.
Don't be fooled by their fake submission, they're just looking for a better life for their child. Wife them and see hell.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Surprise As Bride Gifts Groom 3 Vehicles On Wedding Day by FalseProphet1(m): 6:15pm On Dec 29, 2022
I wouldn't say when I seen about this couple until we enter 2023.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Primary School Yabs: Drop It Like Its Hot by FalseProphet1(m): 5:54pm On Dec 29, 2022
The tallest man for your village sit on top Maggi cube him leg no touch ground.
Travel › Re: 200 Cars Involved In Massive Collision In China's Zhengzhou due to dense fog by FalseProphet1(m): 5:42pm On Dec 29, 2022
I see those cars finding their way to the world's biggest dumping site (Nigeria) as tokunbo.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: How Materialistic Nigerian Ladies Are, And How All They Want Is Money by FalseProphet1(m): 5:22pm On Dec 29, 2022
Can't you make use of paragraph, the way you compressed your article it's almost impossible to read. undecided

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:05pm On Dec 29, 2022
Nigeria itself is a fake country. Know this and know peace.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Hmm... by FalseProphet1(m): 3:40pm On Dec 29, 2022
It's HIV o, put your house in order cos you'll be with your maker soon.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Bank Execs Fingered Sabotaging New Naira Notes Distribution by FalseProphet1(m): 2:55pm On Dec 29, 2022
Ishilove:
ATMs are still dispensing old notes and as I am here, I am yet to lay my eyes on any new note. We are not a serious country
I saw the new note for the first time yesterday. It was given to me by a POS operator. I'm still pampering the money, I don't want to spend it.
Romance › Re: Why Boys Don't Date Fat Girls by FalseProphet1(m): 10:47am On Dec 29, 2022
They're always hungry, eating here and there, you can take them out by 1pm, and by 4pm they're already complaining of hunger.

Also they're lazy, dirty and have disgusting stretch marks all over their body.

The day I bath a fat girl by the river during one of my deliverance sessions, I almost vomited.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Shares Message She Received From Her Pastor Who Acts 'Holy' by FalseProphet1(m): 10:39am On Dec 29, 2022
Foolish girl, the pastor is single and looking for a wife. He has to be romantic in order to find a wife. It's people like her who would hit 40 and start paying foolish small boys to have sex with them after making jest of all the men who tried to be with her during her prime.

Useless girl.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Live Interrogation Of 31 Yr Old Man Of How He Murdered His Live-in Lover. by FalseProphet1(m):
I see this useless boy dying before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Help In Choosing A Suitable Gift by FalseProphet1(m): 10:11am On Dec 29, 2022
Get him a bell and tell him to ring it everyday between 12am to 12:30am, it would make all his enemies go deaf. And he would outlive all his enemies.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Nigerian Man Shows Off His Achievements In 2022 (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:11am On Dec 29, 2022
Only a man who keeps away from women can achieve all these.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Guys, Without Blaming The Ladies, Tell Us Why You Can't Keep A Woman by FalseProphet1(m): 10:10am On Dec 29, 2022
Crystalom5:
na true sha.

Sha try dey give your trust small small. It's hard but it's the risk we all must take.

Guys will always call girls. Whether she's dating or not.
I feel if you're serious with a guy as a girl, you should let other guys know that you're in a relationship. Why keep other guys around and be receiving calls from them every second if you're sincere that nothing is going on between you two?
Culture › Re: 2022 Okwemma Masquerade Display Of Bonny Island (Pics,Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:59am On Dec 29, 2022
I see favour locating that girl who fell inside gutter, I see her trending on Twitter, I see guys buying her a duplex and Benz to cruise around before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Guys, Without Blaming The Ladies, Tell Us Why You Can't Keep A Woman by FalseProphet1(m): 9:58am On Dec 29, 2022
Crystalom5:
hope you don't get jealous if God calls another person
God won't cheat on me...I trust him. wink

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Guys, Without Blaming The Ladies, Tell Us Why You Can't Keep A Woman by FalseProphet1(m): 9:55am On Dec 29, 2022
I'm a very jealous person, I can't stand a girl cheating on me. Sometimes I break off a relationship because of a phone call she received, it's that bad.

That's why I've left women and focused on my calling.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Halima Buhari And Her Husband Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:39am On Dec 29, 2022
I will not say what I've seen concerning this couple until after 3 market days.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Is Backing Peter Obi For President – Akin Osuntokun (Video, Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:36am On Dec 29, 2022
If Peter Obi doesn't win next year's election I'll deactivate my account.

This I have seen
Travel › Re: Did You Ever Regretted leaving Lagos For Another State In Nigeria? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:26pm On Dec 28, 2022
Lagos is good for my church business so I can't leave. There are many working class people in Lagos compared to other states. so their tithes and offerings are usually massive.

I love Lagos.

This I have seen.
Webmasters › Re: Whatsapp To Stop Working On Iphone 5, 45 Android Phones From Dec 31 (see List) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:54pm On Dec 28, 2022
pocohantas:
iPhone 5 in 2022? I have one though. Very old with cracked screen.
Come and sow it to the work of the Lord, and your 2023 shall be great.

This I have seen.

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