₦airaland Forum

Tiktok will never be banned in Nigeria, even if there's a malware that steals your data. Nigerian girls need it to sell their market.

This I have seen.

The dark forces are hovering over your head, send me a DM and I'll conducting spiritual cleansing for you and you'll be free.

This I have seen.

Alanno:
I really want to go into a relationship but i haven't seen any lady yet. I am in my early 30's, i am comfortable, hardworking and godly.

You can try all those agbo Jedi sellers, the good thing about dating them is if you carry STD they'll give you their agbo for free to cure it.

This I have seen.

Chuky7:
Abeg who Sabi best format to get abundant corper pussy. I just wan dey Bleep dey go.

if you sabi corper spots sef add join. where I fit jam set Corpers.

thanks.

Have a cool ride and have some money to spend, and their bottomless pit shall be yours.

This I have seen.

I see that useless policeman dying mysteriously in his sleep before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

I spent it.

And I'm looking forward to first fruit offering my members would pay next month, I see myself buying a brand new bullet proof car next year.

This I have seen.

tobibodunde1234:
This thread is for us to know if Nigerian girls are as useless as we think or not.
Did any guy get any gift from a girl this period ?
Let's share experiences.
I got nothing.
Just girls wanting to leech on me .

The op of this thread wanted to see if there are girls who still show love to their guys, unfortunately he was disappointed, so was I as well.

https://www.nairaland.com/7495903/guys-try-out-girlfriend

I prophesied that no girl in Nigeria would send even N100 airtime to her guy this Christmas. And it came to pass. Nigerian girls are self-centered in nature, they don't care about you. That's why it hurts me when simps start depriving themselves of happiness just to satisfy these leeches.

Very soon, marriages would be a thing of the past in Nigeria.

This I have seen.

I wanted to go jogging today but I remembered that Proverbs 28:1 says: "The wicked runs when nobody is chasing them". So I didn't jog again.

If you don't vote wisely next year, I see all the countries of the world rejecting Nigerians, including Ghana, Togo and Benin republic.

This I have seen.

Rip to the dead.

The driver of that car donated blood to the coven unfortunately, he would be caught and sent to jail.

This I have seen.

Very honest man.

Bride price is for virginity, the Bible stated it clearly, price for virgins. And if the girl isn't a virgin the man must be refunded back his money.

Today a girl would swallow over a hundred dícks, drink cum from different guys and engage in all kinds of abominable acts, when someone decides to wife her, the family would slam the guy with a marriage list that can wake the dead.

The question is what exactly is he paying for, is it a damaged girl looking for husband or what?

If we start placing value on virginity girls would stop depending on their vagina for survival and become hard working.

This I have seen.

ohajame:
I met this beautiful Ethiopian girl whom I met in Ethiopia. I must confess that I am starting to like. But I also have some Nigerian chicks who look nice and who I also see as potential partners. I want to make an informed choice between these ladies. Please does anyone have any idea about Ethiopian ladies? How faithful are they? And do they make good partners or wives?

You would have to come to my spiritual center for cleansing, then I'll summon her spirit and bind you both together and you'll live happily ever.

This I have seen.

A member gave me a car as seed, the first day I took the car out, it fell break, I rang my Bell taya and shouted Jah! Until my voice cracked the car did not gree and stop o, the car then dived into the gutter, I came out and thanked God for saving me from agents of the dark forces.

This I have seen.

Nigeria runs one of the most expensive government in the world, yet we're among the poorest countries. What an irony.

My dear Nairaland brethren, if you fail to vote Peter Obi next year and vote APC, Buhari would look like a Messiah compared to jagaban. Let him that hath an ear hear what the spirit is saying.

This I have seen.

2023 would be a great year for Nigerians because Peter Obi would win the election.

This I have seen.

I see my Nairaland congregation buying me rolls Royce before the end of this year.

This I have seen

I see the remix of this drug hitting Nigeria, I see it sold for #3,500 at main market and ariaria, I see it serving the same purpose as the original.

I see patients who have been cured by the Nigerian version of the drug saying that oyibo people like wasting money unnecessarily.

This I have seen.

Don't marry into a family that doesn't like you.. Trust me they will frustrate you.

ednut1:
lets say he wins. Labour has no one in senate, House of Representatives or governor forum. And decamping is no longer possible. He will try but wont achieve much.

Peter Obi is a PDP member. If he wins, he'll decamp back to PDP.

This I have seen.

Virgin Mary married a carpenter but you that is not a virgin wants to marry a lawyer, Doctor.

Onye ohi.

Guys avoid girls wey never plait Christmas hair. Na small tin dey vex dem.

I don't see any guy posting anything here cos Nigerian girls are leeches.

This I have seen.

I see Regina getting involved in a sex scandal that would shake the internet next year.

This I have seen.

Women never take the promises of a naked man serious he's acting under the influence of erection.

Stop telling people to work hard, connect them to the people that helped you.

I see king finding his way back to his father once he comes of age, I see Tonto becoming an old lonely woman in the near future.

This I have seen.

I see nkechi getting pregnant for this guy, I see them breaking up afterwards, I see her rubbishing him on social media.

This I have seen.

I remember during my secondary school days when our Class Captain used to write names of noise makers, Now he don dey do MC dey shout "Make some noise"

What a life.

If this contest was held in Lagos, the winner would level that mountain of fufu in less than 2 minutes.

This I have seen.

I see EFCC releasing more than half of guys in their custody to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.

This I have seen.

Sometimes, billing would make you realise that you're in the wrong place or with wrong person.

2dice01:
Sound like the typical Nollywood movie

Jack Appiah as the wife
Jim Iyke as the fúckboy

Who is now the Husband

Tony umeze.

This I have seen.