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Go to school you said school na scam, now to fill a form in bank, where they put sex you go write 3 rounds.

BaBe! If he nacks you well, refer a friend don't keep him all for yourself. Remember, we rise by lifting others.

Romancelanders please help me out here, that slap wey them dey slap woman for nyansh during Knacking is called what?

ufotunang:
... which subscription/ platform of gotv and how much is it to subscribe it

Gotv supa 5500

I've been watching the world cup matches on gotv so far.

It's a spiritual case, some demons are living inside you and they don't want you to relate with people. They don't want to share you with anyone.

I'll recommend you bath by the river by 12 midnight, and say some Psalm prayers I'll send to you and you'll be fine.

This I have seen.

That would be great, I shall convert the party into a spiritual meeting with lots and lots of prophecies, collect tithes and offerings and leave the venue richer than how I came.

This I have seen.

Hear me O ye Nigerians if thou goeth to tinubu and sayeth thou unto him, lead thou us and our childrens children, for we trust in thee, and our lives are in thine hands, Thou shalt be cutoff from the land of the living, famine and plagues shalt be thine lot, the children of the bond woman shall slay thine sons in thy field and thine wives and daughters shall be defiled.

Thou shalt starve to death cos the land would be cursed, other nations of the world shalt avoid thee, thine sons shalt be denied visas to study abroad thereof and thine daughters shalt play the whóre to feedest thee. Thou shalt wail but the heavens shalt be shut against thine wailing thereof.

Choose this day therefore who shall lead thee O ye Nigerians! Between Peter Obi and the rest For the ball is in thine court.

This I have seen.

Aklee4994:
this one weak me after I Don wait for your prophecy....reveal it falseprophet Aka..octopus �

England and Spain would make it to the semi finals....more prophecies coming soon.

This I have seen.

Nigerian students would borrow this money and not pay back.

This I have seen.

N200 is wearing N500 cloth. Anything aside that, no difference.

This I have seen

Tinubu wouldn't get up to 25% votes in Ebonyi state.

This I have seen.

You've been captured by the demon called Asmodeus. He steals the souls of his victims through sex. Send me a DM for special deliverance.

This I have seen.

If you want to grow financially in life and reach your goals, avoid jobless girls with high life standard.. they will destroy your dreams.

I'm voting the only Igbo name on that list. Why should there be only one Igbo name this is marginalization we won't take it, that Igbo guy must win that money.

This I have seen.

I'm very sure that Tinubu wouldn't come for the interview.

This I have seen.

Dreadlocks originated from the demigod named ogor, he's the one responsible for madness. A lot of white garment churches consult him a lot for prophesies that's why their kids take his appearance and are given dreads from the womb.

If you don't understand the spiritual implications of dreads please stay away from it, cos it's not as ordnary as you think.

This I have seen.

It's only in naija you go buy fanta of N200 and your fellow friends will be like bros you no get problem at all.

Dressing half naked on social media only attract club boys, Real men don't eat uncovered food that flies have perched on.

Argentina had 4 of their goals disallowed. I think I have to agree with you.

Revolva:
Imagine GOTV not showing any match at all

I de para like dis

Why are you lying. I'm currently watching the game in gotv

I'll move there before the end of the year.

This I have seen.

Easy win for Argentina.

This I have seen.

When your boyfriend says we need to talk and he starts with words like "You know I love you right... "My sister Start crying!

James is short, Peter is stingy, Amos is an illiterate, Steve is broke, that's how most Nigerian girls clock 45yrs without husband.

Some guys would cheat on you with different girls, but when you cheat on them with one guy, they'll act like you killed their mother.

Short girls should stop putting their hands on their waist especially when angry they look like tea cup.

Forget packaging...most Nairalanders here don't have 5k in their bank account.

I went to a music studio to record my first music album, after singing the man told me there is much gain in FuFu business.

I told my Landlord's daughter to stop paying me visit, now she have been vomiting since morning, I think it's malaria.

Nigerian girls can be funny at times, you're making out with her, then you start pulling down her pants... she'll start asking you what you're trying to do.

No I want to wash it for you ozwour.

Facebook is a place where two idiots will fall in love and latter break-up without seeing each other. Very weird place.