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I see Nigeria lifting bronze in this world cup.

Please don't quote me, my members have stopped paying tithes they're saying things are hard so lack of money is affecting my prophetic vision

But I really mean it, Nigeria would reach the semi final and carry bronze. I saw it just now.

I see Oshimen wining the golden boot ahead of ronaldo and Messi, I see Uzoh saving 7 penalties for Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Demon! be gone from his life

Masturbation be gone

Spirit of brothels and harlots I say be gone

Send me a DM for the concluding part of your deliverance which would include 24 lashes from the horse whip, and you must come with a big brown goat and other items I'll tell you privately.

And you would receive help.

This I have seen.

You park your Car for Nigeria come relocate go UK, who go dey help you service and drive am?

This post is not about cars.

Ever since my towel fell off from my waist in front of my landlord's daughter, she has been bringing food for me i don't know why?

I told my girlfriend that I want six kids and she started arguing like she is going to be the Mother.

I sold fridge worth 350k for you at 55k and you're complaining the fridge de shock you. The price sef no shock you?

He who laugh last na craze the worry am, because i no know why you no laugh when others de laugh.

He who finds a girlfriend in Nigeria has adopted an orphan.

I see NOI ruling Nigeria one day.

This I have seen.

After all I did for him, he still dumped me. Oya aunty take this mic and tell us 10 things you did for him.

Soup wey sweet, na better woman Cook am, no be money abeg

Some girls fit use 20k cook RUBBISH.

Soludo would regret this unnecessary attack he made against Peter Obi.

This I have seen.

stacyadams:
Teach me false prophet work nah

Send me a DM

The spirit has been telling me to go to Spain, I've been disobeying, now I see why.

Anyways to all my fans, I'll be off to Madrid after the world's cup to become a football, money don de reduce for prophet work.

All those women with big naysh no de let me get network to see vision, na ball I de go play with my prophetic gifts, and I see myself becoming the world footballer of the year 10 times

This I have seen.

Magnoliaa:
Broke Men slander is acceptable, as long as it is not coming from women.

Wawu. Wawu. Wawu.

Hey! Where did you disappear to. I've got trailer loads of prophecies for you.

Bring her to the river to bath and she would be fine.

This I have seen.

Country hard o! One guy don go collect marriage list from three girls family to check which one dey cheaper

You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you are showing me funny video on Instagram.... Expecting me to laugh... Are you okay.

She wrote: what God has given me, no one can take it away. I commented: where is your virginity? And she block me. What did I do wrong?

How African moms comment to their children Facebook picture... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL IN JESUS NAME, AMEN.

My Guy, if she cheats on you, don't beat her, just give her fake money, they will help you to beat her in the market. Trust me

Your boyfriend name is Solomon and you are complaining that he is cheating. Didn't you read the Bible well who was king Solomon..

The best way to know a Nigerian girls real name is to ask her for her account details that's when "Natasha Hills" turns to "Monsura Olokodano Olanipeku"

Breaking news....

The chairman of stingy men association don die members no gree buy coffin treasurer say them no get shishi ..... I dey come nah the matter we still dey settle.

Who is more important in a wedding?
1.DJ.

2.MC.

3.RICE .

4.COUPLE.

Instead of paying 20-25k for gym, why not join labourers/brick layers you'll loose fat, mould your body and still gain 2k per day. Sense will not kill me

Virginity is like a balloon once pricked it's all gone forever. Sex is like a pack of chips once you start eating you can't stop. Exam paper is like a Díck, once it gets hard you're Fücked.

Education is like a prostítuté, it needs both your money and hard work. Success is like màstürbàtíôn, only your own hands can let you archive it. So basically life is pornograpy.

NOBODY HACKED YOUR ACCOUNT. Na u click link to watch po*rn. Romancelanders take note

Men are really going through a lot this days. If they ask you to come over, My sister just go over and make sure you don't ask for TFare.

When Lucifer can't reach you He sends a girl...guys be careful.

In African schools, English is compulsory whilst Agriculture is optional. That's why we speak good English with no food.