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When The Banana Is Too Sweet,The Two Oranges Will Be Clapping For You Especially When You Pass Through The Back Door... only legends would understand this post.

One day a woman would rule this country.

This I have seen.

I see Peter Obi performing better than this man in the South West.

This I have seen.

Kwankwaso is just like every other northern politician, there would be barely any impact on the economy if they get into office, it would just be debts up debts with massive corruption.

I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.

I see Ronaldo joining Messi at PSG after the world cup.

This I have seen.

The only thing in the head of the average Nigerian man is sex sex and sex.

A Nigerian youth wouldn't have a job, he's still struggling, he can barely feed himself, the energy he should use to make his life meaningful, he'll use it to keep driving raw inside his girlfriend, when he eventually gets her pregnant, he'll start running from pillar to post looking for help.

Most Nigerian guys are addicted to poverty.

This I have seen.

That interview will not be life. Secondly since the host is an APC member, she'll probably leak all the questions to him so he can rehearse them before the interview day. And even at that it still wouldn't be aired live.

This I have seen.

I have seen who would lift this world cup, but I wouldn't reveal the country now.

This I have seen.

UnusualEmissary:
Baba you need to go and sit down and rest!


This I have seen

The things of the spirit are mysteries to people of the flesh. You mortal man is still dwelling on the flesh, when you upgrade to the spirit most especially the 3rd realm you'll understand things much better.

This I have seen.

HarlequinLekex:
You are truly a false prophetHow did u know what will happen if Moses did not ask for this or that?

What would happen was revealed to me by the spirit.

This I have seen.

Truvelisback:
Prevention is better than cure.

So you would choose to end things with her rather than cure her?

HarlequinLekex:
What can you say about Moses in the bible?

Moses missed the promise land because he didn't get rid of those spirits. If he had told God to heal him rather than complain about his deformity, God would have healed him. And he would have led the Israelites into the promise land, but he didn't and the spirits kept manipulating him to keep making wrong choices until God got fed up with him and shut the door on him.

This I have seen.

Truvelisback:
Spiritual cleaning ke!. There is a lady who is into me but she stammers but hers isn't that serious or strong.

Bring her to my spiritual center for 2weeks and she would be cured permanently.

This I have seen.

Deaf and dumb spirits are the ones responsible for stammering, and they live in the blood. This means they're transferrable through sex, blood transfusion, sharp objects...etc.

But once you banish them from your blood through spiritual cleansing, your kids wouldn't stammer.

This I have seen.

Reducing friends and living a private life has nothing to do with pride...It's just a solution to avoid rubbish.

You will have to bring one big goat, a white agric chicken, 3 bags of foreign rice, the gods have been complaining of stone from the local rice I collected from previous customers. And I don't want them to loose their teeth cos it would affect my prophetic gifts.

25 liters of palm wine, 7 bells and cash of a sum I wouldn't mention here and I'll tell you who amongst the 2 you should marry.

This I have seen.

Peter Obi would decamp to PDP once he wins.

This I have seen.

Only in Nigeria that a family would ask a suitor what he does for a living, meanwhile their daughter is jobless.

Married men have helped single ladies more than the government.

They've started killing innocent Igbos again.

This I have seen.

Dressing well and smelling nice even when you are broke is not a fake life. You don't have to look like your problem.

You may kiss your bride should be used only for virgins, Others should be told you may continue from where you stopped.

The way people walk so gently after taking holy communion eh, you'll think they will neva knack again in life.

A lot of ladies have lost good Men because they were playing SMART instead of being HONEST.

If Tinubu wins abacha loot would be peanuts compared to what Tinubu would loot.

This I have seen.

siofra:
I feel like beating any Nigerian man that I see, even on the streets. I have so much rage in me that I feel the overpowering urge to beat them to nonsense.

Even here on nairaland and other social media platforms, I feel like strangling all the men I see (apart from a few men like Johnny Drille and Doctor Mike)

Please is this normal?

No it's not normal, you've been possessed by the demon called "Asmodeus". That's why you always fantasize about men, you want a man inside you, you can't get men off your lips.

I'll therefore recommend that you send me a DM so I can make love to you for 3 market days and banish the demon from your life once and for all. Cos that's the only way he would leave you alone.

This I have seen.

Ammmy:
I'm just coming from a church where it was revealed to me that I have a spirit husband. It has been the cause of my lack of progress and delay in marriage. I tried to argue with them because I've never been seeing any strange man both physically or in the dream. But I do have sex in the dream occasionally, especially if I'm Hot in real life. Please who knows the herbal cure or remedy to this menace? Yorubas in the house, your attention is needed . Don't tell me to pray because I have done that to no avail. I need another alternative. Something real and natural. Thanks

As a prophet I shall tell you the truth.

You need a stronger spirit to chase away your spirit husband. Therefore I'll recommend that you spend 2 weeks in my house so that we'll have sex, and since my spirit is very strong it would banish your evil spirit husband and you would be free.

Please don't delay cos Spirit husbands are very wicked they can make you run mad or even kill you. The earlier you come the Better.

This I have seen.

95% of officers (both junior and senior) in the Nigerian army are mentally unstable. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

longetivity:
@FalseProphet1 will not like this news

This rubbish needs to stop, very soon more people will stop paying tithes and my dream of buying a house in banana island, buying expensive bulletproof cars, Private jets, and flying abroad for evangelism would be dashed to pieces. I repeat this nonsense has to stop.

The Bible stated clearly that you should bring your tithes to the house of God and not a widows house.

Why can't people just obey the Bible?

I wouldn't say what I've seen concerning her until after 3 market days.

This I have seen.

Girls always says relationship is not all about s£x..but still go around looking for guys with big d!cks.

Having big breast is a sign that you don't last long on bed, but you see those girls with small breast like garden eggs, uncle I rest my case.