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December don de near, I chatted at a girl 10:00am and she replied me at 10:01am con add sorry for replying late. Nigerian girls and pretence.

One week of dating and you want to see my parents. Me that stayed 9 months in the womb before seeing them I don't have sense abi?

Breaking news! Marriage counsellor don pack her things comot for husband's house!

I stopped believing ladies when a girl told me her father works In BVN.

Your wife has an obanje spirit, and as long as that spirit hasn't be banished from her, you wouldn't succeed. Take her for deliverance and things would begin to normalize in your life.

This I have seen.

Originalsly:
Really?... isn't it the other way around? ... if you choose to be smart then they must be ruthless? What kind corrupt advice be this? ... just proving our intention is to borrow and be smart when it comes to payback. I support the lenders 100%. When you borrow... know the conditions ... meet the requirements or be prepared to face the consequences. Most people in such problems have to turn to the loan sharks because of their reputation ... borrow and don't payback.

Loan sharks in Nigeria are more interested in defaming their customers than being reasonable with them.

If not tell me how a loan shark would be sending defaming messages to your contacts on your due day or a day after your due day. This clearly means that they derive joy in embarrassing people than collecting their money. So you have to be smart when dealing with them.

DADYLEED:
but boss is it not with the phone number linked with ur account that will be accepted?,as e be lyk this I d reason ur reasoning now oo

You would use your main phone number linked to your bvn to register but the phone which you would use to download the app would be the one with your fake contacts. When you're granting access to contact they would copy your fake contacts. While your main contact are in your main phone.

Only an otondo would be embarrassed by a loan shark. If they choose to be ruthless then you must be smart.

Having seen how quick they are to defame their customers and you need money urgently but can't stand the embarrassment that comes with their money, buy a cheap fairly used Android phone (not your main phone with your contacts) store fake contacts on the phone and download their app and borrow money. If you default, they would be sending defaming messages to your fake contacts on the phone you used to download their app while your main contacts are in your phone safe.

That's how to follow them, if they insult you as 99% of them have bad mouth, insult their entire generation back and if it's a female tell her that you've locked her womb that she'll be barren for life. Threaten them with juju and tell them that they'll all die by accident before the end of the week, Las Las they're the ones who would beg you to pay. That's how you follow loan shark operators.

This I have seen.

Justnow2022:
Someone stole my dad’s phone and the next thing, all the money in his Access bank was wiped off.

I have been thinking how they were able to do that. Please can someone explain how possible it is lose money through a phone number linked to your account.

He said his pin wasn’t stored on the phone. The only thing here is that the number is registered to his account.

I see the thief getting caught after 3 market days.

This I have seen.

Bananas and groundnuts enhance sexual performance, she doesn't want you to be a one minute man.

I see her using the 30k you gave her to buy more bananas and groundnuts, I see you behaving like a monkey after finishing banana of 30k.

This I have seen.

He's somewhere licking his wounds after loosing his ministerial office and the APC primaries, I see him becoming Obident in the coming months.

This I have seen.

Our incoming president and first lady.

This I have seen.

DaddyCK:
OK we forgive u.... show me boooobsi ..quick & I will beg M.O.D to release u on bail....deal??

Mr Cock how about your old pal sexkillz, I had a prophecy about both of you drinking pure water under the hot sun during an APC rally, I heard him telling you that he's still waiting for the 2k they promised you guys and you were trying to calm him down and I woke up.

This I have seen.

Same on Seun

Shame on Nl mods

The bias on this website is just terrible, most NL mods can't even afford 2 square meal, yet they keep moving threads promoting this failed administration and discrediting Peter Obi to the front page.

Don't worry, I see you all resigning due to hunger.

This I have seen.

I see urchins saying that we Nigerians should be Happy because the inflation is worldwide, I see them going to buy garri and groundnuts on credit to drink after posting, I see most of them avoiding a handful number of streets because they're owing almost all the provision shop owners, I see them still supporting Tinubu.

This I have seen.

When you graduate and start earning money in this economy you'll understand how difficult it is to send someone money.

This I have seen.

I see your mom disowning you, I see you relocating to an orphanage home.

This I have seen.

Imagine you want to give offering in church with your Last money and she texted you, baby buy condom I'm on my way. What would you do?

Condolences without money. If the incident happened in the north or SW him and Tinubu would have quickly donated hundreds of millions, but now it's the SE they're quiet. I hope the SE can see that these two old men cares less about them.

Anyways I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.

You have two boyfriends, you're deceiving one and one is deceiving you. In bet9ja we call it both teams to score.

My sister, learn to be greeting mothers in the Church. Some of their sons are coming back to Nigeria this Christmas.

Never inherit people's battles as a sign of loyalty. One day you may feel betrayed when they decide to forgive each other.

The only true friend you have is hunger
Even if you are broke it will never leave you.

That line women draw on a man’s Chest when asking for Money is called what.

My problem with fat girls they like wearing shorts skirt and sit carelessly but you can never see anything.

Training a 'girl' you want to marry in University and playing 'bet9ja' Which one is more risky?

My sister...No matter how romantic he is, he can never help you wear your pant after Knacking.

Mixed race girls are naturally beautiful.

Hunger can make you think that you have feelings for someone who just bought You food. Know this and know peace.

This I have seen.

Those that did didn't pay tithes that's why they died in the crash.

I see more crashes before the end of this year, and if you must survive them all, start paying your tithes. Even if you're a Muslim you can still pay it God will protect you also. The money is very important

This I have seen.

Jeon:
Say it here.

There are agents of the dark forces everywhere, and if their preying eyes get hold of the prophecy, they can avert it. Hence my reason to choose to be discreet about it.

This ones are just looking for money. I see Peter Obi winning with or without their endorsement.

This I have seen.