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Sexiest Man my foot..... My monkey get fine packs dan this iyanya.
Some Magzines just dey look for familiàrití.

Màgà don pay, shout Halleluya!!

Haaaa!!!
I am die o!
remember me o!
12-12-12 o!

The only thing in my mind is Sèx

PASTOR: deep ur hands into ur pocket and remove any money in it then u say after me 'Lord Jesus i dedicate this to u coz i knw U wil provide me double of it dis week, thank u sweet Jesus.
@OP as simple as that.

I can't woo a girl in the church coz' i will have dis feeling like God is saying 'you dis stupid boy why must u enter into my holy house and distract one of my committed servant'

Boss: who is ur own role model?
Driver: oga na u be my role model.
Boss: why me?
Driver: coz' na only u dey pay my salary.

Boss: u ought to face foward when driving.
Driver: oga no vex, na omosexy nyash i dey see from her toilet.
Boss: u ar such a lucky guy, how did u knw she was their.
Driver: na she show through her reality show.

@OP....u shouldn't have sprayed it around ur pènís....u should spray in ur mouth next time

Boss: what is wrong wit that guy?
Driver: oga, e talk sey him priéék dey scratch am
Boss: Gush.... I think that thing simply needs freedom of expression.

Boss: what is happening here?
Driver: wedding Nòni
Boss: sweet couples
Driver: oga, dem don break-up immediatly u bought that Mag.

Me: who is dis fine babe by the road side?
Driver: oga na dat girl wey nearly distroy our ear-drums with her 'HI'
Me: yeeepaaa!!.... I command you to reverse dis car away from this cursed thread.

Driver: oga, na wetin u see about dis topic?
Me: what is it all about?
Driver: dem talk sey Drogba dey waste money.
Me: you've said it all, wat else do u want me to say?

Me: what'z up on dis thread, why is everybody acting like a fool?
Driver: dem talk sey onyinbo dey for NYSC.
Me: and so fûcking what?.....get me out of dis foolish thread as fast as possible.

Me: driver, why ar u driving in such bad manner?
Driver: oga, e be like sey d garri wey i drink comot house dey affect my eye-ball.
Me: why would u say such thing?
Driver: coz' instead of one steering na six steeings dey my front o!

Me: driver!! Apply ur brake
driver: oga why na?
Me: don't u see we ar heading to d part of distruction.
Driver: oga but na only fat girls dey for dat area
Me: those ar d agents of man distruction. Now U-turn.

Dis is why i no dey date fat ladies, dem fit expand at any time. I dey fear orobo.

My name na Tayo a.k.a Big Mouth, my parents work in the Oil and Gas company.....coz'..... My mother is a palm-OIL seller and my father is a GAS refiller..... I have no BlackBerry coz i can't steal or tell lies like most of u here.....i need a fineeeee!! girl wey get big boòbs and as$ and also wey get money..... 08093322120 is my number. I'm based in ilorin.
NOTE: I'm Endowed, that's why ladies called me ONE MAN ARMY.
I'm 24 years of age.....
(sugar mummies are highly welcome.....i dislike very slim babes. Fine looking Orobo are what i go for.)
I might act like a fool but seriously, I'm cool.

Oga driver abeg carry me comot this thread, make we go d next junction.

I can only cry if my Ogà (boss) dies because my life (income) has also died.

I will cry if my Girl-friend knees down and propose to me with a ring saying 'will u marry me'?

Only if the price of Gàrri and Còndom increases.

Solidbroda vs. Berem
@audience, pls vote for ur favorite champion....who insulted d other most?

timbros: Who is Kim Kardashian?

ask d audience
or
call a friend.

Boko Haram!! Abeg if u don collect ur share....make u no forget us o!!
When BH ar done getting their national cake fro d FG then i think its time i go pick up arms coz boyz aren't smiling.

Brodà Seun, i guess u drank Garri mixed with Alomo-bitter for allowing dis senseless topic excape ur ban.
@OP, chai u no get sense o....u just wasted my precious 25kb.

Shebí na to just repeat lyricz onto beat?.....itz nat as if they will sing new songs.
R2BEEz i advice u collect d money as long as it covers ur transport fee.

My mum said i killed my twin brother in her womb by wrapping a rope around his neck.

chai!!!!!......this is how some men disgrace themselves even after their death.......Bianca, i will come get some of those charms from you!!!

my shout-out goes to all POSITIVE victims in the world