₦airaland Forum

i can pay any amount just to see that look on C.Ronaldo's face.

The Almighty God that i serve is surely looking at all of you.....He knows the address to your lies.....CUT CEE of Mr.SAINT

[quote author=O'brian]I ended my youth service this year but during this period i took up the INEC registeration exercise in which a colleague of mine and i were asked to go some villages near the river Niger. As part of this excercise, we were meant to travel over the river. We embarked on d journey but unfurtunately the local engine boat which on it has no iife jacket was faulty and stoped working and the current of the river began to direct the our boat at the wrong direction but God sent a boat, transporting some people to help us out of the faulty boat but as i wanted to step into the other boat, the boats got seperated away on the river but God rescued me from falling into the River Niger. When we got into the second boat, rain started and the wind blowing on the river began to control the boat because it has overpowered the engine. To God be the glory,the wind directed the boat towards the bank of the river where it was held. I thank God because he did not allow it to capsize. Secondly, one of my friends and i were on a motorcycle whose brake has failed and we had to get to a T-junction and turn. The Lord delivered my friend and i from the accident even though the bykeman was a little injured. Thirdly, during this my service year, there was a Boko-haram strike in the town where i served, who came to brake the prison very close to where recided but the Lord delivered me and all my colleagues from the terrible attack. Finally, i want to testify to the goodness of the Lord for making me healthy and preventing me from going to the hospital for healing in the last 3 to 4 years. He has also being protecting me from evils in all my journeys and has granted me one of my long time requests. I want to say thank you Lord for your goodness because it seems it's me alone you show this special mercy to.[/quote]change ur surname to DIE HARD or Folorúnshø or Makú

Praise da Lord....i toasted dis stuborn babe today....after much talk and begging, she gave me her BB Pin and phone number....halleluyyah!

inurmind: I'm no expert but I believe it is when you are in full concentration in the spiritual realm.
Christians should be the ones answering.

i'm a muslim and i had being in spirit once, i felt i coundn't breath and couldn't open my eyez at will.....making it easy to hear His Message. Being in d spirit has nothing to do with ur religion, its a spiritual priviledge by God.

For God sake, who could be so foolish, stúpid and dump to prefer Trace-urban/MTV to my darling soundcity and KM?....GOD punish all 9ja hates.

For God sake, who could be so foolish, stúpid and dump to prefer Trace-urban/MTV to my darling soundcity and KM....GOD punish all 9ja hates.

These students are d true Nigerians, their act could eventually lead them into d state house of Assembly,Rep, or senate.

Non of u on dis thrend is talking like a real Nigerian.
As for me, i will divide 24hours into 24 place and spend each hour asking God for forgiveness in 24 diffent languages.

If TOTO DICKe dies of suicide tomorow, then her blood is on ur hands NLders.

[quote author=Brand_new]You guys should not tell me her songs is that bad. [/quote]it isn't just bad, it is bader....put on a hear-muff before listening.

*on my kneels*
*deep my hand into my chest pocket*
'yemisi, will u marry me?
(with slow motion)*bring out a packet of GOLD-CIRCLE.
'i love you'

There is dis female copper in my office, she's is very pretty and has a sexy body structure, but can't even pronounce words on a sign-post. If u give her 500 naira, u will av a nice sèx with her..... My boss talk sey she dey hard working.

I advice u make ur client swear by JUJÙ (charm) if u aren't paid....NAIJA fear jujù pass God.

U ar a yoruba if u don't join the crowd in killing innocent student *acting devilish*
i will die a yoruba boy.

Dis advert is fake....shey una no get sensè?

O ma Gush!!....aren't u guyz even tired of this 'ALUU 4'. Let those boyz rest in peace jaré
those boyz have helped us (students) carry our cross of academic sin.

Pls, who is dat stupid NLer who gave Rihana my BB pin without telling me.....no wonder she don dey disturb my life.

How does this affect the price of *cough*....i'm happy she's now pinging (seun, ur trap no get big meat)

brownlord: Ur head is there my broder, this rubbish won't happen in my skool AAU, the whole town of ekpoma would have been history by now, those children SUG are not yet fit for student unionism, just that, sango no dey commot for abeokuta, go save person for enugu, that why amadioha is there, we for fit help dem press spoil, hailins to all old ekpoma, u guys learn the hard way and u representing

a fool is talking and coward is supporting....u guyz ar lazy bastards who can only fight shadows. Abegi leave ALUU alone and lets nt compound Nigeria's problem. Boko haram will soon introduce another topic before nxt week.

The students knws that the north isn't save anymore.,...so they came up wif dis idea which had now worked out as planned.

No wonder many ladies on NL never marry....coz u've got no respect for ur boy friends talkless of in-laws.
@poster, abeg no mind dis 21st century spinsters who've got no respect for in-laws. Respect ur in-laws by calling them 'aunty or brother' only if they've got manners that worth it.

Viewers pls don't try this @ home, its only done by expert and stunt proffessioner like d dead man in d picx.

Whenever i sing Terry-G's song 'OMO MAKE I NAK THE APAKÒ' she will go Hot and start unzipping the ugly prisoner of Azkarban below my chamber of secret.

Guyz please, hw can i be part of NKA (Nigeria Kidnappers Asso.)?
i guess its a low capital intensive, With maximum profit. Coz i've got to pay my final year school fees.

ebamma: abegi make we start reason sumting wella,am sure dat dis boys were not just going bout dia businesses and were caught and burnt to death,i know rich kids who are cultist and go out to rob as part of their cult activities,maybe the were not lucky dis time,but may dia souls rest in peace

broz abeg just write what people wishes to read(i.e don't go against doz boys) and walk away....otherwise NLders will beat u, naked u and set u ablaze.

I had better run to dat ALUU community to take their last picture of hw it once looked like before their marsacar tomorrow nite (10.10.12)...top secret from NANS excoz'

Black man and tatoo is a waste of money, it doesn't fit us....na white people need tatoo.

lil pervert: Its too late for uniport students.they are not acting wisely but acting in emotions.I tot there were MEN in dat sch..but all bunch of chicken hearted boyz.men are supose to evade and round up dat Aluu of a community at night.GOD Father! Dis is eye for an eye.u kill innocent men..then innocent ppl must dye too for them to feel d furry.d Gov will never allow dis students to act.they are observing u ppl.pls set ablaze dat aluu.kill dis indeegens pls...I beg u uniport students.if u dnt kill they will never learn.kill!!!

i pray some of ur family members visit ALUU when d raid begins. Oloríburuku, see ur mouth like 'kill'. ÉSHÙ

This ALUU4 is d most controvercial story of d year....Nollywood should pick it up.
Different versions of one story.....i need to visit dis town.

See as u guyz ar taken for fool....u ar only made to belief wat u want to belief....hope u've satisfied urselves? Laughing in slow-motion.