menik:

Judge to child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.

Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.

Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: SUPER EAGLES!
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never beat anyone!

ROFLMAO !!!!!!

25 pages and nobody has mentioned anybody that equal Awolowo.

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Calamity

I doubt if this mekuszyx is a Nigerian.

tkb417:

na wa o

i dont even know how all these affect the prices of food in the market

Everything is not about food, we have been eating since when we were born, we should try to learn new things and update our knowledge in addition to the food we eat.

Tribal zoning + Religious zoning = Disaster waiting for Nigeria

I don't think this mekusxxx is a normal human being.

I saw the posters at Eliozu too

luckyCO, I had a problem with my laptop and I formatted it. The problem now is that the VB 6.0 on it is gone and I have been looking for a place to download it but I couldn't get it. I want to ask if you can tell me where I can download it and if anybody knows where I can download VB 6.0 can pls tell me.

Thanks very much.

Whatever they can do to give us light they should just do it, even, if it involves setting up 10 different committes.

Important topic like this should make it to the front page.

Ceekay:

Power Supply 24-7, woji PH!
Na new dawn be this?
NAIJA!!

A friend of mine living in Woji PH confirmed this!

Where I am living in PH I also noticed little improvements atleast compare to before, hope they will maintain it.

We should be very careful of some costly jokes pls

Big B1:

It is now becoming very obvious to all around the world that Nigeria is wild animal that can not be controlled by just any clown.

Why waste more time while things continue to crumble one by one?

We need an individual that has the stamina to hold things down in Niger Delta, who will not take any rubbish from any governor and who will quickly restore/empower our laws in this country.
A country that has no laws or has weak laws, has no criminal.

SA or Ghana or Saudi or Egypt or China is not better than Nigeria. The only thing these countries have over us is the acknowledgement of their constitution.

We need a bright/ no-nonsense individual that is repsected by other POLITICIANS to take over for us to see any general improvement in Nigeria.
And I have confidence that it will happen (mark it down).

Does it mean that out of 150 million Nigeria, nobody possess those characteristics apart from IBB?

God forbid bad thing! What type of question is this?

Well said, however, there is freedom of speech but I am not in any way in support of Ethnic and Religious Sentiments. There are some topics that need to be analysed and explained very well to people, after all, people are learning from nairaland because nobody knows everything but the way people throw abusive words and insults at one another make the whole things irritating.

Since there is Tribalism subsection, any topic that degenerate to tribal bashing or ethnic and religious sentiments should be moved there, if anybody goes to tribalism section then you know what you are going to meet there.

otawa:



Good Luck is still the Vice President while Yaradua is President.

Since the president is not around and the vice president has been made the Acting President, then I think Goodluck Jonathan  should be addressed as Acting President  not vice president.

Now that they paid them the ransom, more kidnappers may come to the state.

I wonder what the American still want after they have put us on their terrorist list. They should just leave us alone

The simple answer is NO because if they can give us light 24hr Uninterrupted Supply, we would have been enjoying it long time ago.

The fact that I am working today in a good company is because of OBJ local content initiatives. I gained that one from him.

naija_swag:

this is the last episode of the missing president.the next series will premiere in 14 days in all political cinemas around the country.150 million tickets available.buy your tickets today.

lol

Mekusxyz:

This looks very much like junk journalism. Floating here means to start or establish a business. Has the business started or it is still being conceived? Ondo state ''floats'' (wrong choice of word it seems) something and people are rejoicing. Can we see photos of the floated company, and not proposed models? I am proposing to build a 500 million USD factory in my home town. That is a proposal that may or may not be attained. Floating would imply that the company is already in place. Is that the case here?

Ondo State Floats Automobile Industry === Ondo State Plans Automobile Industry

paddy_lo:

no. . . OBJ is the best nigerian leader in the past 30yrs. . .sorry to say

Nothing like 'sorry to say', that is the fact. I wish we had agile president like him very soon.

Terror list: Senate ultimatum to US not a joke - Senate

The Senate will not treat the issues of inclusion of Nigeria on the list of countries under the United States of America (USA) terror watch with levity and, as such, the ultimatum it gave the US on Tuesday over the matter is being viewed with all seriousness.

The senator representing Ekiti Central senatorial district, Senator Bode Ola, said on Thursday that the seven-day ultimatum given to the US government to de-list Nigeria on the terrorist list was not an empty threat, the US looming image notwithstanding.

The Vice Chairman, Senate Committee on Works, while speaking with journalists during a tour of the newly-inaugurated Afe Babalola University, Ado-Ekiti (ABUAD), said the National Assembly would soon take a decisive action to redeem the image of the country, adding that listing the country among the countries being watched for terrorism portended grave danger for its citizens.

The Action Congress (AC) senator said that the National Assembly would decide the next line of action at the expiration of the ultimatum.

“He stated we have not issued any empty threat because we felt it was wrong for the American government to have put Nigeria on the terrorists list. We are talking about a boy who had not been in the country in the last few years.”



http://www.tribune.com.ng/08012010/news/news11.html


Well, I don't know which one to believe !

It can never happened if Obasanjo was our president

I was very surprised the first time I went to calabar, I nearly doubt I was in Nigeria because it is very beautiful. Some calabar streets have been posted on page 1.

Seeing is believing, if you don't believe the pics then just pay a visit to calabar.

I would have preferred the other way round because Fashola as VP won't be able to perform very well.

Are the remaining ones that lost not going to Tribunal and Appeal court?