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Travel / Re: Lady, Her Family Fly Airpeace From Gatwick London To Lagos With Expired Passport by fapcrook(m): 1:13pm On Apr 10
I wish people will be keeping their mouths shut and not being everything on social media
Romance / Re: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by fapcrook(m): 1:08pm On Apr 10
harryboyng:
No be lie. E dey everywhere. Some dey do am coded others no send anyone papa..out in the open..day or night..

Including all the female gender around you , don’t forget

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Health / Re: Scientists Say They Can Cut HIV Out Of Cells Using Crispr Gene-editing Technolog by fapcrook(m): 5:48pm On Mar 20
Nigerians are still struggling to have electricity in 2024 while other sane countries are developing more ways than edit genes to useful ones, produce vaccines and so many others
Education / Re: A School Teacher Did This To Your Son,as A Parent What Is Your Next Move ? by fapcrook(m): 5:36pm On Mar 20
Some teachers at Taidob are wicked.
That wicked teacher.
My mum showed him that she’s a lecturer too but not a wicked teacher.
Education / Re: A School Teacher Did This To Your Son,as A Parent What Is Your Next Move ? by fapcrook(m): 5:02pm On Mar 20
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool WTFFFFF MANNN !!!!!!



Na to LOAD BULLET for my OLD KALA and NEW KALLA !!!!


I go first use my OLD KALA take BLAST BLAST the teacher left leg drop for GROUND b4 people go begin ask us waiting happen!!


Mean while on the other hand. I de ASHAWO house like dis. I just de relax for the bar. I still de use eyes find better ASHAWO to NACK..


Heat too much las night. So I say make I come take 2 CHILLED BOTTLE and NACK ASHAWO..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!




Chai
Business / Re: “There’s No Rich Man On Earth That Is A Salary Earner” - Pastor Olumide Emmanuel by fapcrook(m): 9:56pm On Mar 05
Let salary earners breath and please

Many are comfortable
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Numerous Strict Rules The Royal Family Of Buckingham Palace Must Follow by fapcrook(m): 10:55pm On Feb 23
Too many rules, I love my freedom walahi
NYSC / Re: "Smallest Corper": NYSC Member Shows Her Colleague Who Has Small Stature (Photo) by fapcrook(m): 5:04pm On Feb 21
Chrisrare:
this one is not small, he's brief...



Wickeeedddd
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Sticks 68 Match-Sticks In His Nose To Break Guiness World Record by fapcrook(m): 7:13am On Feb 18
muyico:
maybe nah mouth I go try
bcus my mouth big well well

Pinshure of your big mouth please!
Or we donbilif you
Travel / Re: Auto Crash Claims Three Lives On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by fapcrook(m): 7:03am On Feb 18
Jennyclay:
Rip to the departed souls sad

I make use of flight if I want to travel this period.

I’m not used to traveling on out bad roads that causes accidents everyday and I also don’t have over #60 million to pay for ransom undecided.

Honestly, Nigeria make me sick undecided


We understand you. You’re better off financially I think. Not everybody does. Not everywhere has airports. Not every destination deserves travelling by air. Corruption is a cancer that has eaten too deep into us

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Crime / Re: AbdulAzeez Ibrahim: Ogun Police Arrest Suspected Serial Rapist And Kidnapper by fapcrook(m): 12:32pm On Jan 29
Nostring:
People like this should be stoned to death in market square

Honestly

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mass Shooting At Parachinar School, Pakistan. 7 Teachers Killed (disturbing Pix) by fapcrook(m): 7:36pm On Jan 22
rapist

Middle finger
TV/Movies / Re: What I Think After Watching "A Tribe Called Judah" by fapcrook(m): 9:42pm On Jan 21
What of those boys raised to become useless fathers. Let’s train our boys too as they will become responsible fathers
Health / Re: Lagos Govt bans sale, Use & distribution of take-away Packs, Single-use Plastics by fapcrook(m): 8:33pm On Jan 21
Bottle water too has to stop the use of disposable plastics
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Finally Meets His Oyibo Lover After 3 Years Of Online Dating by fapcrook(m): 10:44pm On Jan 20
Poverty is a bitch.
Business / Re: Woman Filmed Hawking Intimacy Gadget Publicly In Lagos Street by fapcrook(m): 9:45pm On Jan 15
Mama olowo, egboko wa o
Penis seller, bring penis o

This is how to call her if you want to buy

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Family / Re: One Day, He Will Be Told To Choose Between His Girlfriend And Mother (Picture) by fapcrook(m): 2:40pm On Dec 31, 2023
Olarewaju89:
grin

Please those girls that fetches water in the morning should please be wearing bra, my friend almost fell into gutter today.

Your friend is a fool, he will easily be manipulated by a girlfriend
Health / Re: Leukemia, The Disease That Killed Rotimi Akeredolu by fapcrook(m): 6:33pm On Dec 27, 2023
May God forgive his shortcomings and have mercy on his soul. One day will be one day for each and everyone of us.

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Politics / Re: Your Prayers, Support Needed In Reviving Ailing Economy, Tinubu Appeals To Niger by fapcrook(m): 9:47pm On Dec 10, 2023
Please change the topic to Nigerians not Niger
Food / Re: See The Oha Soup My Female Neighbor Brought For Me This Morning. by fapcrook(m): 10:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
Walahi Nairaland na cruise, I’ve been laughing out loud reading comments
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by fapcrook(m): 10:28pm On Dec 08, 2023
My job is to be the head, not to die for you

No
Romance / Re: Man Who Had Kidney Stone Marries Lady Who Cared For Him At Hospital, Buys Car Fo by fapcrook(m): 1:57pm On Dec 06, 2023
Surprising with a marriage proposal?
Career / Re: Go Back To School At Age 40 by fapcrook(m): 4:30pm On Dec 05, 2023
Go to Crescent University, Abeokuta. Their law degree is at the top
Religion / Re: Pastor Isaac Oyedepo Unveils Own Ministry, Receives Blessings From Father by fapcrook(m): 2:52am On Nov 29, 2023
Shellsploit:
Let the poor ... "breath"
Another End time ministry!


Let the gullible followers breathe
Travel / Re: One Dies In Lagos Tanker Accident by fapcrook(m): 2:42pm On Nov 25, 2023
God is the best Protector, please protect us all this 2023 and more years to come

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Celebrities / Re: Mayor Of Atlanta, USA Declares November 18 ‘Davido Day' (Photos) by fapcrook(m): 10:33pm On Nov 22, 2023
Amotolongbo:
November 18 is Obo day (ojo obo) in Atlanta.
Hope that doesn’t sound like “isokuso” in Yoruba language?
Not at all, you’ve said the truth……onisokuso
Education / Re: Which City Has The Highest Number Of Universities In Nigeria? by fapcrook(m): 12:43pm On Nov 21, 2023
IVORY2009:
The city with the highest number of universities in Nigeria is **Abeokuta** in Ogun State. Abeokuta has 8 universities, accounting for almost half (47%) of the total number of universities in the state. Here's a list of the universities in Abeokuta:

1. Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB)
2. Olabisi Onabanjo University (OOU)
3. Moshood Abiola University of Science and Technology (MAUSTECH)
4. Tai Solarin University of Education (TASUED)
5. Crescent University (CU)
6. Babcock University (BU)
7. Mountain Top University (MTU)
8. McPherson University (MU)

Abeokuta's concentration of universities can be attributed to several factors, including its strategic location, historical significance, and conducive environment for academic pursuits. The city is well-connected to major transportation hubs, making it accessible to students from across the country. Additionally, Abeokuta's rich cultural heritage and relatively peaceful atmosphere contribute to its appeal as a university town.

The presence of numerous universities has had a significant impact on Abeokuta's economy and social fabric. The influx of students and faculty has boosted local businesses and fostered a vibrant intellectual community. The city has also benefited from the contributions of these institutions in terms of research, innovation, and community engagement.

Overall, Abeokuta's position as the city with the highest number of universities in Nigeria reflects its commitment to education and its role as a hub for academic excellence in the country.


Chrisland
Bells
Crawford
Crescent
Career / Re: Anna Makanju: Nigerian Working At OpenAI (Photos) by fapcrook(m): 10:39pm On Nov 20, 2023
VEHINTOLAR:


Yorubas don't even have to claim her,she has already identified with the Yoruba with her names - Adeola Makanju,those are original Yoruba names ! Yorubas have been so much blessed that they don't even have to do any "attache by force" unlike some idiots from one erosion ravaged land of criminals ! Yorubas are above that,the records are all there !

Meanwhile,Adeola Makanju is from a royal family in Osun state,the cradle of Yoruba race. She is a Princess from Iragberi in Osun state. She visits Osun state regularly as a Princess that she is !

Chinedu,shut up your faecal ogiri smelling trap,Adeola is proudly Yoruba !


A beg no loud am again
Den sabi already. Omo Ijinle ni

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Politics / Re: Lt Colonel Abubakar-Surajo Imam: 1st Nigeria Army Officer To Bag A Professorship by fapcrook(m): 4:48pm On Nov 18, 2023
Military man, a Professor. If you mess up in his class, he go kill you
Health / Re: I Am 22 And I Don't Have Beard. What Could Be The Problem? by fapcrook(m): 4:45pm On Nov 18, 2023
Each with his/her problem. The s that your problem at this bulabala era?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Walks On Rope Across Bridge, Train Tracks At CMS Bus Stop In Lagos (Video) by fapcrook(m): 7:19pm On Nov 16, 2023
Whites do this. If you watch of the wire walk man that walked within the twin towers
I think he is a French man, PHILLIPE something, have forgotten his real name. He made a documentary which I once watched over15 years ago
Politics / Re: INEC Announces Elections To Be Held In Kogi Next Week by fapcrook(m): 10:23pm On Nov 12, 2023
Dino saur will be busy in the studio now composing songs

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