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Celebrities / Re: Ben Chijioke TY Dies Of Coronavirus Disease by fapcrook(m): 9:17am On May 08, 2020
Udocharly:
It kills both the young and the old. May his soul rest in peace!
Rich and poor. Beautiful and ugly. Black or white.. politicians and polifhiefuans. Anybody. Corona has no respect at all. It has a big ego too

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Health / Re: Nigeria Using Remdesivir To Treat COVID-19 Patients - Ehanire by fapcrook(m): 4:41pm On May 06, 2020
[quote author=Chosen1984 post=89251277][/quote] great abd thanks

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Health / Re: Nigeria Using Remdesivir To Treat COVID-19 Patients - Ehanire by fapcrook(m): 9:31pm On May 05, 2020
Chosen1984:
Look within.. Nigeria has the Cure..
Ezekil 47:12, Revelation 22:2

we need to Prayerfully look Within!

Have u heard Of Siamweed? I think it's also called Mint leaf ! And it's all over Nigeria

If you know it, get them wash and quizz the water out them and drink daily... don't add water

You could also get the fresh leaf and boil very very well. Drink it hot daily!

It's a Divine cure!
Show us the picture of the leaf
Culture / Re: Burial Of Tafida Ila, Emir Of Rano: Only 20 People Attended - Bashir Ahmad by fapcrook(m): 5:16pm On May 03, 2020
u11ae1013:
Each time I sneeze, I always check the droplets on my palm to see if I will find any green thurnhead virus
aboti find ni?
Sports / Re: Remi Ayodele Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by fapcrook(m): 9:36am On Apr 22, 2020
[color=#550000][/color]he looks so scary.
Travel / Re: I Finally Stepped Out Of The House After Two More Months Of Quarantine (photos) by fapcrook(m): 12:51am On Apr 21, 2020
zikter:
Talk for yourself o. There are many people here that will refuse a free visa and ticket to go and settle outside this country
you're very right. My mum once lived abroad not any better but okay in naija. Her only fear na security. If you sell oyinbo residence permit for ten naira, she'll tell you she can only go for vacation of two weeks maximum

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by fapcrook(m): 4:41am On Apr 18, 2020
Unto him we come, unto him we all shall return. May God forgive his shortcomings
Health / Re: Why Are My Hands Shaking For No Reason? by fapcrook(m): 10:37pm On Apr 09, 2020
kiddkash:

his symptoms are that of someone suffering from Parkinson disease
so he should see a pharmacist? Medical doctor is better bro
Health / Re: Why Are My Hands Shaking For No Reason? by fapcrook(m): 7:31pm On Apr 09, 2020
kiddkash:

go to a pharmacy and ask the pharmacist for medicine to cure Parkinson disease
worst suggestion of the century
Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Writes On F-Virus. Shows Off His Power Bike by fapcrook(m): 7:51pm On Mar 29, 2020
This Dino no get brain at all. People are hungry and angry you dey show rubbish bike. Nonsense man
Health / Re: COVID-19: Muhammed Babandede Tests Positive by fapcrook(m): 12:55pm On Mar 29, 2020
Majority of infected people in Nigeria seem to be elites and men.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Ezekiel Olapade And Obafunke Denloye Of UCH Test Positive by fapcrook(m): 12:47pm On Mar 29, 2020
FREELANCERSAMM:
This one this virus went to greet the influentials and respected individuals in Nigeria first.

I heard he went to apply for visa at the immigration office earlier and made contact with the DG

The coro is no longer an illegal immigrant again oh. Na wah o. Apply for VISA? At the IMMIGRATION OFFICE?


This virus came with good home training
Health / Re: German Test-kit For Coronavirus: 95% Accurate, Takes 2.5 Hours by fapcrook(m): 11:45am On Mar 27, 2020
Sojiboi:
Sometimes I wish I was an European, please am I confused?
You are not, but not at this critical period o
Politics / Re: Exorbitant Estimated Electricity Billings! Post Your March Bills Here by fapcrook(m): 11:05pm On Mar 14, 2020
Thank God no disco light for our house. Na solar panel and generator sure pass. Generator is just 3 hours a day for the freezer and solar for other things

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Patients On Life Support In Italian Quarantine Centre (Graphic Pix) by fapcrook(m): 6:55pm On Mar 10, 2020
seankafor:
May what we dont know never locate us
Even what we know should not locate us
Romance / Re: Busty Nigerian Ladies Recount How Men Stare At Them & Nasty Experiences by fapcrook(m): 10:44pm On Mar 02, 2020
This long epistle because of boobs?
Sports / Re: SARS Kills Tiyamu Kazeem 'Kaka' In Ogun, Labels Him A Yahoo Boy by fapcrook(m): 10:45pm On Feb 22, 2020
dollytino4real:
something must kill a man
shut your fucking gup

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Sports / Re: The Reasons Why Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua Will Always Be in Nigeria by fapcrook(m): 5:15pm On Feb 22, 2020
Different people different stories. I love naija. A place where i can hire a driver, a Gardner, a housemaid a drycleaner with my little money

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Crime / Re: SARS Officers In Ogun Shoot 2 Traders While Chasing Yahoo Boy by fapcrook(m): 2:51pm On Feb 20, 2020
Oloriburuku lawon SARS. Na so den stop me yesterday night in my car without knowing my mama dey also drive her car behind me. Den stop me and my mama parl behind me. They wanted to extort but i refused while my mama just dey look them with terrible eyes. Awon werey. I hate them.
Politics / Re: Omonigbalebo Orogono: 118-Year-Old Woman Appointed As Special Adviser In Bayelsa by fapcrook(m): 11:44pm On Feb 05, 2020
Tajbol4splend:
Awon iya mi osoromonga
Apani mayajo olokiki oru
Travel / Re: Entering USA Or Europe As A Married Man Or Single. Which Is Better? by fapcrook(m): 11:04pm On Jan 03, 2020
See responses from bad boys and girls.. T, ok, A
Religion / Re: RCCG Prophecies For 2020 By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by fapcrook(m): 10:27am On Jan 01, 2020
Bukasint:
*Pastor Bastin 2020 Prophecies*

1. I see SARS killing innocent Nigerian

2. Ogun State will maintain it's RAPE Capital of Nigeria

3. Husband will kill wife.

4. Wife will kill husband.

5. A prominent politician will die.

6. Plane crash will happen in the world.

7. Herdsmen will kill farmers.

8. Nigerian married celebrity will divorce

9. Police will kill guys back from Club.

10. Church pastor will do fake miracles.

11. Boyfriend will use girlfriend for ritual.

12. Pastors will ride more expensive cars.

13. Boko-Haram will strike again.

14. House maid would be maltreated by madam.

15. God will surprise the broken hearted.

16. Lassa Fever will breakout in the North.

17. Father will sleep with daughter.

18. Fuel tanker will fall and catch fire

19. Market will be brunt.

20. Yahoo boys will die

21. Musicians will crash and burst into each other

22. Fuel will increase in price

23. MTN will lose customers

24. Bobrisky will shake Nigerians.

25. Sex tape would be released.

26. Condom will burst during sex.

27. People will cry and say why did I vote Buhari.

28. More Marlians will emerge

29. Big Brother Nigeria will hold and more sex

30. Jesus Christ will shocked and say so this is the people I died for.
I still prefer your predictions. More specific than those gbajue

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Business / Re: Crowd Forces Port-Harcourt Mall To Shut Gate by fapcrook(m): 11:51am On Dec 26, 2019
Go to UK shopping malls on boxing day I'm sure you wont like it. Crowd as they want to buy 70% off sales.
Education / Re: I Made A Third Class Now I Have An Msc About To Apply For My Phd by fapcrook(m): 10:55am On Nov 26, 2019
Op please dont be discouraged. Pgd means you have covered up those areas you were weak at that made you got 3rd class. I wouldnt want to mention few lecturers at OAU and other public universities with 3rd class. They are senior lectirers and professors now. Make sure you do good research worl and publish them both in reputable national and international journals. You'll surely get a job God's grace

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Education / Re: I Made A Third Class Now I Have An Msc About To Apply For My Phd by fapcrook(m): 10:50am On Nov 26, 2019
Smartwave:
Online had made everyone equals, if not, you will choose you word.

Do you understand the word "Prequsite "?

When it come to lecturing job, anywhere, PhD will never replace first degree with good honours.



my mum is responding to your comments. Shes an associate professor in a nigerian university. Do you know the implication of Pgd. It means balancing up where you were weak at during the first degree.

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Education / Re: I Made A Third Class Now I Have An Msc About To Apply For My Phd by fapcrook(m): 4:50pm On Nov 25, 2019
Smartwave:
You're wrong, pure wrong. For lecturing in Nigeria - Second Class Lower is the least. And nowadays, no one will give you lecturing job with second class lower.
you dont know anything about academics at all

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Education / Re: I Made A Third Class Now I Have An Msc About To Apply For My Phd by fapcrook(m): 4:49pm On Nov 25, 2019
Your first fiurse of study is the most important if you need to lecture in a nigerian university based on NUC regulation. First or 3rd class doesnt really matter as far as you do pgd conversion to MSc.
Sports / Re: Chukwuma Nwaoha Is Sick, Has Liver Disease, On The Verge Of Dying (pics) by fapcrook(m): 11:23pm On Nov 20, 2019
Bamidey:
Doctors in the house, abeg wetn dey cause this liver diseases?
many things like social life eg alcohol consumption, infection like hepatitis, genetical factors etc
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Celebrates His Daughters, Taiye And Kehinde by fapcrook(m): 9:17am On Nov 18, 2019
b0rn2fuck:
Daughter is good, but worst scenarios came up when she was around 4 years. Any alomo plastic she sees anytime on the ground them, she always pick it and bring it to me. She will say daddy is it yours, na that time I know say I need to they hide my drink and not bring it home and no body teaches me to stop smoking weed
That your daughter is your saviour, take care of her well

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Pets / Re: Indian Keeps Lion At Lagos Residential Building (Photos) by fapcrook(m): 11:21pm On Nov 17, 2019
Sabby1:
I wonder how much they spend feeding the lion

Anyway, this is the kind of LION my neighbours keep in Abuja
Your neighbours are coward
Education / Re: How To Make HND Equate Or Beat Bsc: HND Vs Bsc by fapcrook(m): 6:37pm On Nov 09, 2019
kayodesblog:
The first question I ask any HND admission seeker is “Why don’t you consider direct entry instead?”

This is the taking from my experiences with HND.

Nothing is practically wrong with going for HND or being an HND holder. Or I should say, nothing should be wrong with it. But from a different point of view, things may not be promising for you if you aim very higher with your certificate in the new Nigeria.

Federal Government has been working on bridging the gap between BSc and HND. This is why recently, in certain agencies, HND holders are upgraded to the level of their degree counterparts.

HND/BSC Balance can be achieved.
So what’s your position with your HND?

Below is a series of limitations with Higher National Diploma which Degree holders are not experiencing.

BSc holders are usually considered for teaching (education) without further qualifications. Whereas, HND holders are expected to have in addition, PDG – Postgraduate Diploma in Education.
BSc holders are mostly accepted for MSc admission without further qualifications. Whereas, some schools will not admit an HND holder without professional qualifications (such as ICAN etc) or PGD
BSc holders are usually assigned with administrative duties at work rather than practical field assignments which their HND counterparts are exposed to.
Except most recently and to a few government establishments, HND holders were formerly employed with Grade Level 7; GL07 as opposed to Grade Level 08 for BSc holders. Yet, they are still limited to advancing beyond Grade level 14.
Does this mean it’s a woe to be a holder of HND?

No.

But the best advice still remains the same. Upgrade yourself!

Then, how?

1. Obtain JAMB DE form.
Consider obtaining a Direct Entry form to further your education to BSc. If you want to win the same position as the BSCs, you must be there too. No other way!

I know this may sound absurd but it’s real and it can be the best thing to do. Most people have gone down to reobtain JAMB UTME and reapply to the university. That’s worse. But you have a quicker way.

If you obtain JAMB DE form with National Diploma (ND), you’ll be given admission to 200 level of your proposed course. But with HND, you could be given a 300 level course. Most schools are accepting this. See the list of those universities here.

For instance, UNILORIN, for Engineering, accepts HND in a relevant Engineering discipline at Distinction or Upper Credits level from recognized Polytechnic or College of Technology after NYSC and may be considered for upgrading to 300 Level.

This can be a way out of lower-grade stigma for HND holders too. For example, the University of Ilorin accepts HND Lower Credit for the following courses and more.

COMPUTER SCIENCE: in Computer Science
MASS COMMUNICATION: HND (at least with Lower Credit) in Journalism, Mass Communication, Public Relations and Advertising.
AGRICULTURAL EXTENSION AND COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT: A Higher National Diploma (HND or equivalent) in Agriculture or related field of study with a minimum of lower credit from a recognized institution in Animal Husbandry, Agricultural Extension and Rural Sociology, Agricultural Economics and Farm Management, Food Science, Home Economics, Fishery, Forestry and Wildlife, etc; will be admitted into 300 level.
Note that I only use UNILORIN as a point of reference here, hundreds of other schools are accepting HND holders for Direct Entry admission on the same terms. Check JAMB brochure.

2. Obtain Msc Form of Schools Accepting HND Holders
As already mentioned, most schools are not considering HND holders for Masters programme. Yet we have a handful of these universities who admit you with a convincing grade if you have HND.

See the list below.

Achievers University Owo
Niger Delta University
Federal University of Technology Minna
Bayero University Dangote Business School
Afe Babalola University
University of Ilorin
And four others
This list will continually be updated, subscribe to this blog or bookmark this page for such future updates.

3. Obtain Top-Up Degree Form
This is equally called HND to Bsc Conversation programme. It is usually a year or two academic programmes that is taken to convert HND to Degree in the same or related course. This is why it is called HND-Bsc Conversion programme.

The programme can also be taken to upgrade a weaker degree grade in the same course or to another.

In most countries where Higher National Diploma is discriminated, holders of this qualification resolve to the Top-up degree to be equivalent to or recognised as their Bsc counterparts.

How does this work?

You obtain the form usually sold by universities. You’re admitted for a year or two academic classes, tests and exams and after, you’re awarded BSc.

Below is the list of schools where you can obtain HND to Bsc Top-Up Degree.

Kwara State University, Ilorin (State)
Bells University Abeokuta (Private)
Alhikmah University Ilorin (Private)
Southwestern University Nigeria (Private)
Delta State University (State)
Osun State Polytechnic Iree in Affiliate with Ajayi Crowther University etc.

source : https://www.dailyguide.com.ng/how-to-make-hnd-equate-or-beat-bsc-hnd-vs-bsc/
Crescent University Abeokuta also does conversion 2 year programme with no interruption. The university has 90 % score accreditation in all courses. My friend completed her there and is now is a PhD student at UI

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