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Health / Re: Sachet Water: Strange Disease In Kano, Many Hospitalized by fapcrook(m): 11:39pm On Mar 15, 2021
Mabizeka:
After slamming their heads countless times on the floor why won't they be suffering from different types of diseases
Chai see comment
Foreign Affairs / Re: Buckingham Palace's Statement On Harry, Meghan Interview by fapcrook(m): 12:05am On Mar 10, 2021
omoyankee3:
"while some recollections may vary" ie it's a matter of he said, she said.

That statement was well constructed. Only God knows how many hours experts spent drafting that short statement.
walahi you're very right. Just the five words
Pets / Re: Meet My Latest Girl, Lady Shasha by fapcrook(m): 3:41pm On Mar 08, 2021
Henuell:


Bro noodles are good for dogs

Make ur research
can't argue with you
Education / Re: A Pure Water Seller Signs On A Fresh Graduate's Shirt (Photo) by fapcrook(m): 11:57pm On Mar 06, 2021
Karleb:
That year, we were like king on top marker and white shirt, we carry the swag enter NYSC until service year finish. grin
Come back here and complete the story
Pets / Re: Meet My Latest Girl, Lady Shasha by fapcrook(m): 7:36pm On Mar 03, 2021
Henuell:
bro feed her with rice and chicken or fish,but you can substitute chicken for chicken intestine or scraps or meat scraps and watch her grow large...NOTE giving her crushed noodles and and chicken intestine would enlarge her growth and you'll love her bro
Never give her noodles, too much fried food, but give her fish, cooked rice with palm oil, boiled chicken, no jollof rice if possible, snacks specially made for dogs. Make sure she's getting her immunization at the right time, and deworm her. No tick on her and she will grow well

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Celebrities / Re: Laycon's Oversized Sneakers To The Headies Award Sparked Reactions Online by fapcrook(m): 11:43am On Feb 23, 2021
Put Graphic when showing this type of oversized shoe
Travel / Re: Beautifull Pictures Of Mambilla Plateau In Taraba State by fapcrook(m): 2:27pm On Feb 22, 2021
engrfaruq:


Which Plateau State if I may ask? Who mentioned Plateau State here?
who ko, Wura no, I beg come off it joor
Travel / Re: Beautifull Pictures Of Mambilla Plateau In Taraba State by fapcrook(m): 7:39am On Feb 22, 2021
Uptheante:

The article clearly states that Mambila plateau is located in Taraba state, but ur foolish mind tells u it's in Plateau state
foolish mind? That was too much. You lack home training, wereh

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Travel / Re: Beautifull Pictures Of Mambilla Plateau In Taraba State by fapcrook(m): 7:38am On Feb 22, 2021
Goalnaldo:
Read you will not read. The article clearly started taraba State or you think it's only plateau state that has plateaus?
your wahala
Travel / Re: Beautifull Pictures Of Mambilla Plateau In Taraba State by fapcrook(m): 5:18am On Feb 22, 2021
Security nko?. Plateau state seems a volatile one. I pray for peace in Nigeria.i wish I could travel there and enjoy myself for two weeks but security is my concern

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Crime / Re: Turkish Man Poses With His Pregnant Wife Before He Threw Her To Her Death by fapcrook(m): 12:44am On Feb 18, 2021
uuzba:

That's just a small factor.
The major one is the soil. The soil here is clay and it mixes as a suspension in the water..
In Lagos, we have a lagoon. It has brackish water, ie, salty water mixed with mud that isn't a sea or a river. Sometimes it's black, others yellow.
lol, just bn sarcastic
Crime / Re: Turkish Man Poses With His Pregnant Wife Before He Threw Her To Her Death by fapcrook(m): 12:07am On Feb 18, 2021
HopeVictor:

Because Nigeria sky no blue
because they have defaecated/ poo in the river,,,,den change the colour with poo
Politics / Re: Lagos Auctions Forfeited Vehicles, Sells Toyota Corolla For ₦6.5 Million by fapcrook(m): 8:18pm On Feb 16, 2021
Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.
Including all the girls in your family
Romance / Re: Valentine: Be Careful Ladies And Men Keep Your Thing Inside Your Trousers by fapcrook(m): 11:49pm On Feb 13, 2021
NO SINGLE Bleep TO GIVE TOMORROW. I PROMISE.....ALL bleeps HAVE FINISHED
Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola: "Stretch Marks Are So Beautiful" by fapcrook(m): 8:34am On Feb 10, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
Gbenue soun
Religion / Re: What Happened After My Mum's Death by fapcrook(m): 9:48am On Feb 07, 2021
illicit:


Everybody has weird dreams with Malaria....
not only malaria but any form of fever

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Agriculture / Re: Ogun State Partners With Fan Milk To Establish Odeda Farm Institute by fapcrook(m): 7:56pm On Feb 03, 2021
BigDawsNet:

Do you know Drinking milk under Fan is called ...



FANMILK


cheesy cheesy
your brain is oversaturated. Sense keel yu dia

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Health / Re: Justice Nyako Tests Positive For COVID-19 by fapcrook(m): 7:49pm On Feb 03, 2021
banio:
Covid-19 is just a simple sickness. Just attack the symptoms as fast as possible and you will be fine

Most Nigerians are even asymptomatic
. Vitamins like E, C, etc Zinc sulphate, fruits, vegetables, reduced sugar, no fizzy drinks, plenty fluids especially water, clove, garlic, ginger,
Education / Re: What Is The Opposite Of The Word 'Opposite'? by fapcrook(m): 12:25pm On Feb 03, 2021
444croopy:
Opposite = etisoppo
Brain keel u dia

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Drug Peddler At Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos by fapcrook(m): 8:53pm On Feb 02, 2021
Chummynoni:
Lovely shirts
what is lovely about the shirts
Celebrities / Re: Bolaji Basia: K1 Bought N20m Piece Of Land For Me by fapcrook(m): 7:50pm On Feb 01, 2021
Johnkwolesanni:
K1 is a fool
Why
Travel / Re: My Zuma Rock Tour by fapcrook(m): 2:47pm On Jan 22, 2021
Can't do what you just did. Well done . Driving towards the rock itself is scary when going to kaduna from Abuja

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Crime / Re: How David Ntekim-Rex Was Killed (2018 IBM Competition Winner) by fapcrook(m): 7:53pm On Jan 18, 2021
I remember when armed robbers traced my mum 4 years ago after collecting money from GTB Ejigbo Branch at Lagos at 1pm. My mum just gave them her purse containing the cash without any argument at gun point. Passengers in the bus were shouting ..my mum just hissed and took another bus back to the bank to report her stolen purse which contained her two ATM cards. She's still alive o despite losing 180k last 4 years. Never argue with armed robbers...werey no won

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TV/Movies / Re: Funke Akindele, Husband, JJC Skillz In Dubai For 'Omo Ghetto' Premiere (Pix) by fapcrook(m): 11:26am On Jan 13, 2021
SocialJustice:
Go learn how to spell before you engage in online quarrel.
Mi no sabi spelling spelling at I'll. Na you go tich mi
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold And Simi Celebrate 2nd Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by fapcrook(m): 11:24am On Jan 13, 2021
Who knows these SARS have started again. Seeing the policemen stopping young guys again
TV/Movies / Re: Funke Akindele, Husband, JJC Skillz In Dubai For 'Omo Ghetto' Premiere (Pix) by fapcrook(m): 8:51am On Jan 13, 2021
SocialJustice:
There's a raging pandemic but this selfish bitch is gathering people to see her stupid movie.
Jealosi keel u dia

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Brutalised Us For Stopping Scavenger From Entering Ogun Estate - Guards by fapcrook(m): 1:57am On Jan 04, 2021
mrkings84:


You sound like a lazy youth..... Aren't you?
wetin concern you? I'm a business person, no time to read epistle
Crime / Re: Soldiers Brutalised Us For Stopping Scavenger From Entering Ogun Estate - Guards by fapcrook(m): 6:31pm On Jan 03, 2021
Too long a story. I didn't read more than five lines

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Food / Re: Please Help How Can I Kill This Animal? by fapcrook(m): 4:52pm On Dec 24, 2020
Which kainn qwestion be dis now.....use hammer

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Family / Re: How Would You React If You Met Brother-In-Law Treating Your Sister Like This? by fapcrook(m): 12:13am On Dec 22, 2020
I hate men who beat their wives no matter what
Crime / Re: Angela Ozioko: Goddy Nnadi Brought SARS Who Shot My Son by fapcrook(m): 7:57am On Dec 16, 2020
Awon oloriburuku Sars

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