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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Walks On Rope Across Bridge, Train Tracks At CMS Bus Stop In Lagos (Video) by fapcrook(m): 7:19pm On Nov 16, 2023
Whites do this. If you watch of the wire walk man that walked within the twin towers
I think he is a French man, PHILLIPE something, have forgotten his real name. He made a documentary which I once watched over15 years ago
Politics / Re: INEC Announces Elections To Be Held In Kogi Next Week by fapcrook(m): 10:23pm On Nov 12, 2023
Dino saur will be busy in the studio now composing songs

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Crime / Re: FUTMinna Lecturer, Adefolalu Funmilola Sherifat, Found Dead With Her Throat Slit by fapcrook(m): 3:04am On Oct 30, 2023
ArcSEMPECJ:
Don't think the Maid has a hand in this ......since the Husband is dead, there are chances she has someone else coming around and possibly had a tie of pregnancy with the Maid and boom, she found out and laid the girl off .....

Then she went into a fight with the guy or lover boy who eventually killed her during the fight and ran away in fears ....



Chai, see analysis, well done Chief Analyst
Crime / Re: RRS Arrests Vandal For Stealing Public Lights For The Second Time. by fapcrook(m): 7:01pm On Oct 06, 2023
He resembles Erekere
Events / Re: Nigerian Woman Who Ordered Guests Without Asoebi Out Of Her Party Apologizes by fapcrook(m): 10:46pm On Oct 05, 2023
Even if you dash me the aso ebo and you even put transport fare, have I attended? If I attend your party count yourself lucky, no time
Politics / Re: FG Issues 2-Week Timeline For Passport Processing by fapcrook(m): 9:52pm On Oct 04, 2023
Olachase:
I remember how I left Lagos to Benin all in the name of getting passport in one week

Las Las embassy still chop my face cry cry cry



Sorry
Travel / Re: Long Distance Travel: What Do You Eat Or Drink Before You Travel? by fapcrook(m): 4:48pm On Sep 24, 2023
Only bread and butter with plenty water
Politics / Re: FG Raises Concern Over Ozone Layer Depletion, Warns Importers by fapcrook(m): 7:11am On Sep 17, 2023
Climate change, ozone depletion all ma big problem but Nigerians should start this crusade by stop dumping refuse in drainages. Please my fellow Nigerians the refuse prevents free flowing of water leading to flood

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Phones / Re: Apple Unveils Iphone 15 And Iphone 15 Plus (Specifications & Prices) by fapcrook(m): 7:18am On Sep 13, 2023
Na wa oo
Romance / Re: Ugandan Businessman Marries Seven Wives Same Day (photos) by fapcrook(m): 6:36am On Sep 12, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
Is there an epidemic of ugliness in Uganda? 7 wives and non is beautiful?

Chai, your mouth. Make God sha forgive you
Career / Re: Not Your Regular Doctor... The Story Of The Human & Animal Doctor by fapcrook(m): 4:37pm On Sep 05, 2023
Well done , I like people who break barriers
Politics / Re: FG Recalls all career & non-career Ambassadors, expect them in Abuja on Oct 31 by fapcrook(m): 10:24pm On Sep 02, 2023
BoldBrainz:
So that my stingy Uncle is finally going to leave that Ambassadorial position he has occupied for over 10years now. Him go come meet us for this Abuja!

Man has been representing Nigeria in different roles on the International scene from 1998 till date, but has failed to impact even in the slightest bit on the lives of his people. To even see him in person na problem. Fucker was exclusively the gateway to Patience Jonathan through out her stay in Aso rock. Very liked by GEJ and surprisingly favoured by Buhari as well. Back home in Cross River, na F9 be him nickname.

Ambassador Mfawa Abam, welcome back! We dey wait your return for Abuja!

Stingy and self-centered motherfucker!


Lol
Celebrities / Re: Queen Dami: Portable Confirms Relationship With Alaafin Of Oyo Wife by fapcrook(m): 3:39pm On Aug 15, 2023
After King na King, Portable gets balls
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries Oyinbo Woman In Lagos by fapcrook(m): 8:40pm On Aug 07, 2023
Lol to all comments, Nairaland guys bad gan ni
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Is The Biggest Threat To The England Team — Karen Cairney by fapcrook(m): 4:13pm On Aug 06, 2023
Lets vote here, LIKE for Nigerian team, Share for England

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Travel / Re: Where Can I Legally Relocate To In 6 Months Time? by fapcrook(m): 5:08pm On Jul 20, 2023
kelvindj98:
Want to japa in 6 months abi. Here are some beautiful countries you can go to within that timeline. Lebanon, Afghanistan, Tunisia, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Haiti, Honduras, and El Salvador. Thank me later.

You didn't mention Ghana, Cotonou, Benin republic, Cameron. Why
Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Apologises To JAMB by fapcrook(m): 10:52pm On Jul 19, 2023
I read her name as Minnesota
Agriculture / Re: Different Types Of Leaves You Can Feed Your Rabbits by fapcrook(m): 5:36pm On Jul 14, 2023
Water leaf. Gbure in Yoruba

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 12 Internet Fraudsters In Abuja by fapcrook(m): 11:28pm On Jul 11, 2023
Efcc is becoming like police. They just picked up some boys around an area in Abk. Even a quiet boy who doesn't even own a bicycle was picked up, unfortunately he has exam to write tomorrow. Sad about the news of this innocent 17 year old lad
Travel / Re: Osun Pilgrims Protest Over Food Quality In Mecca (Video, Photos) by fapcrook(m): 8:32pm On Jun 26, 2023
I read comments and nodded my head. Won't people eat? Even if they fast all year round won't they eat?
Events / Re: How Partying Is Ruining Some Nigerians Financially by fapcrook(m): 1:34pm On Jun 21, 2023
My mama goes to parties maximum of 8 times a year. She'll rather send money to celebrants

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mass Shooting At Parachinar School, Pakistan. 7 Teachers Killed (disturbing Pix) by fapcrook(m): 8:31pm On May 04, 2023
Godisablealltim:
mohammed people sha, violent drug daddy people. Spits.
. Will you keep quiet please.. there was fun shot in USA yesterday killing people. Is USA a Moslem country?

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Escapes Kidnap Attempt, Suspects Arrested by fapcrook(m): 5:01am On Apr 15, 2023
Tecnophone:
what's her benefits to the society? No be sex slave she be?
. Chai, see comment
Politics / Re: I Will Never Call And Congratulate Sanwo-Olu For This Sham Of An Election - GRV by fapcrook(m): 7:07pm On Mar 19, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Okay.

You will not burn down Lagos again, just that you won't congratulate Sanwo-Olu on his reelection.

Shinedu, your congratulation is as useless as "k" in knife.
as P in Psychology

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by fapcrook(m): 6:45pm On Mar 14, 2023
Merch:
Unrelated to the topic but at this point in my life to be honest i still can’t pick which is my favorite between ass and boobs, like I’m always confused sad
.

You're even confusing me now , you're a confusionist
Health / Re: If My Girlfriend Died During Abortion What Would Happen To Me? by fapcrook(m): 3:55pm On Mar 14, 2023
1 You may become childless
2. Homeless
3 End in prison, alagbon or eleweran or iyaganku
4. End in hell

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Crime / Re: Driver Kidnaps And Kills His Boss In Ondo (Graphic Photos) by fapcrook(m): 5:23pm On Mar 05, 2023
ogologoamu:
wink

All theese afonja muzlims are so heartless.
. Unreasonable comment.
Politics / Re: Presidents Who'll Make Me Renounce Nigeria By Farooq Kperogi by fapcrook(m): 7:07am On Mar 04, 2023
wolesmile:
Now that Tinubu has won, when are you renouncing your citizenship?



In other news...
How come President Tinubu now speaks coherently immediately after he was declared winner?
About 20 mins into his acceptance speech which he was reeling almost offhand, I had my mouth agape and had to ask myself "Is this Asiwaju, or a clone?"
. It's a clone like you said for Buhari. Let's continue to live with clones.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Using Someone Else's Phone: The Importance Of Adhering To Islamic Guidelines by fapcrook(m): 7:03am On Mar 04, 2023
See their hatred for Islam.
Culture / Re: Welcome To 2023: What Will Be Your First Task Of The Year? by fapcrook(m): 11:29pm On Jan 02, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Smoke collorado with loud and bang better babes. grin grin
Life no hard na you no u dey give Bleep about what people say.

Check out my handsome pics


Fain boyyyyy
Food / Re: I Prepared Lunch For Me And My Wife Just 120naira by fapcrook(m): 6:32pm On Dec 28, 2022
Onion inside gaari? Iyanmaaa
TV/Movies / Re: Lolade Okusanya Appreciates Toyin Abraham For Lead Role In Ijakumo by fapcrook(m): 7:13pm On Dec 19, 2022
I'll never call anyone Olosho

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