₦airaland Forum

PresidObi:
Peter Obi is attacking issues, and he's providing workable solutions. This is the most capable president material out of all of them, each time he talks, you feel the problems going away already.

Please vote for Peter Obi and Yusuf Datti Baba Ahmed, these guys are sound and very efficient.

God bless Nigeria.

Yusuf Datti dey smart wella!

heniford2:
Are we really one Nigeria

Facts show that we are not one.

Successfulben:
Damn, I can relate to that. I once assaulted one of our maids a few years back. I just arrived from the U.K after the completion of my studies and was Hot, so I approached this beautiful babe and told her my intention, she objected and I dealt with her mercilessly. She reported me to my parents but nothing was done. Today we are good together, I even give her money and take her out. When I told my mum that I would love to settle down with her hell broke loose. My father has no problem with us being together except my mum. Pls what should I do?

Go and eat beans.
The above food is better than eba.

If na onyinbo land,
the madcap of a prof., will go to at least a year in jail and no option of fine if found guilty of assault and other charges.

Na so professor get orderly for onyinbo land?

femisplash:
Lol.. Datti don quickly arrange one faceless group to save Peter Obi. Mahdi really tore Obi's ass. I pity Obi, he'd have to spend a lot of money to arrange lots of unknown groups to hep save his ass.

You don't worry about bandits,killer herdsmen and terrorists in your mist but only how to stay on in power without meaningful progress.

Blackfire:



If only they know what we are cooking in the North...

The only k leg is 85% of NC is not complying... but we still have time

Whatever they are cooking...if the country good, na everyone go benefit....but if the country bad,na everyone go hear am.
Then, North/South go dey irrelevant if the country nor good.
But why North dey obsessed with power
without good results most times?

Na distrust dey worry dem.

If you gamble and win 90% of money you have not seen in your life,leave the neighborhood ASAP especially a low budget area.

superCleanworks:
all this for a man's attention.
and some men refuse to recognize that they are kings.
Please get money and be a King and watch how babes do all this wahala for your attention.

100% correct!

Period007:
Urchins don't have anything to campaign with.

False hope is allowed

No Christian will vote the Islamic Muslim Muslim party

Christians nor go vote for Muslim presidential candidate or Muslims nor go vote for Christian presidential candidate.
Wetin!
Why Nigeria dey invest so much in religion but nor be who go better their lives.
Na North do this thing pass.

Suffer wey dey Nigeria nor know differences in religion and ethnicity.

Na religion and ethnicity na these elites dey take DEY remote control masses.


If elites wan act,
religion and ethnicity nor dey affect them.

Masses make una get sense.

BlazinGlory40:
Is Delta in the east or are you one of those dunces Of a bigot?

Na script wey dem type give àm he dey recite.
Young man,Delta state na east?

Let us release these nomenclatures with this young man...
This young man na...

Mumu!
Olodo!
Ekpa!
Ozuo!
Obolò!

If anyone dumbs you, nai be say, you nor complete especially for money matter.

How many females dey dump financially stable guys?

0.0000000000000000000000009%!


If as a guy,
you never get tap root for money matter, nor dey emotional with any girl. So that you can exit without pain if she DO wetin DEY their DNA!

I weak!

Dapson73:
You get sense so? Go and try rubbish when you see them and you'll be shot dead and no case will be instigated against anyone.

Even RIP you no go see from meaningful Nigerians.

You get sense reach police wey done reduce their brutality?

Only Agbadorians abnormal youths want Tinubu or Atiku to be President!

Na so Tinubu and Atiku go run when Nigeria youths come for them!

This shameless APC government feels justified for killing youths who demanded good governance.

Bola Tinubu never condemned it for once.
He now wants youths to vote for him.


Youths don't forget.
This man can kill again!

Wadume own dey less than half of Evans own but na same crime.

Zonefree:
The true Future is Female, a Queen and more, a slay Mama, a virtuous woman. God bless her more.


Funny how a lazy broke and wretched Nigerian girl her father is still jumping okada will be hoping to date 24-year-old millionaire. Someone her father is still dragging N50 change with conductors at 56 years

Next Nigerian president should endeavour to declare broke Nigerian girls as Terrorists!

Broke ass Nigeria girls nai select pass but shishi nor gum dem.
Any guy wey date broke ass girl especially in Nigeria, na LOAD he carry.

Wait o!
Wetin APC wan take campaign?

If you call me now....
and I receive the call...
I go say,"hello!".

Who call and the receiver say "hello", nai dem define as communication.


"Hello!!" from the receiver as a call came through is the feedback.

Caller-----message(call)----receiver

Communication is INCOMPLETE if the receiver pick the call and did not send feedback by saying, "hello".


Communication is a message sent and there is a receipt of message in the form of feedback.


Na so we study am for corrosive decades ago, wey larger percentages of Nairalanders still dey formless.


Who nor go nor know.

No wonder onyinbo call Festus,
mugu!

sacajawea:
Everyday it's Younger and younger
Records get broken...

E get where e dey reach.

SultanOfPuna:
When will Aboki make us proud naa

Only yoruba and igbo dominating Abroad

So if Nigeria was only North people
This country will look like Sudan.

Aboki get sense die pass both Yoruba and Igbo.
You know why?
Aboki make una endlessly busy with fighting each other online and offline as Aboki dey top politically.

VladimirPutiin:
I can see Agbadorians trying to verify these figures

Can Bishop T. Agbadoria Cassavani quote any statistics in respect to Nigeria?

Na scamming and billing nai go wrong as Chinese man eye clear.

If APC OR PDP enter there again Nigeria go done finally finish.
Both of na how dem wan thief Nigeria die be their main agenda.

Another simp died for nothing.

A girl/woman never loves but only has self interest.

lhordspy:
Listen boy. Keep uselessing yourself for cheap likes on na!raland. You have been here all day typing nonsense and making a fool of yourself.

Get a job and get a life.

And boy, please dont ever quote me again. Gracias.

Dont take it personal.
Tell us what Bishop T. Agbadoria Cassavani has to offer when he becomes...what?

This Bishop T. Agbadoria Cassavani na wao!
This man na angel!
E clean for everything!

Lagos state which is continually controlled by Bishop T. Agbadoria Cassavani is an example of how Nigeria will be, if the above name, is allowed to be president.