pocohantas:
1) Why do Naija guys think sex is a loss to the lady?

2) Why will a guy and girl have sex, then Naija guys will call only the lady olosho with borehole pùssy?

3) Why is there so much emphasis on female chastity and virginity, but none for guys?

4) Why is male infidelity more tolerated/accepted than the female one?

5) Why do Naija guys turn totometer, trying to calculate the mileage of their girlfriend's vagina?

6) Why will you give a Naija man a blòwjob and he'll be wondering which man's dick you learned it with?

7) Why would a Naija guy date a girl and when they break-up, he will be happy he at least fuckéd her. Does it take something away from her? If yes, what? Is it a gift or collateral to the guy? If yes, why?

8 ) Why are there thousands of thread on guys analysing the female vagina, its depth, width, colour... in relation to her sexual partners?

9) Why is a sexually experienced guy a stud and his female counterpart, a slut?

10) Why are Naija girls slutshamed for being sexually expressive, whereas the guys can share sexcapades on ashawo beer parlour thread?

12) "Virginity is the best gift a woman can give her husband".
Do you agree with the above statement. If yes, why?

13) "A man can love his wife and fùck around, but a woman who does same can kill her husband". Do you agree with this statement. Discuss in not more than 6 lines.

14) If sex is indeed pleasurable for both,why does the female get all the antagonism and the guy gets the accolade?

If you can correctly and sincerely answer these questions.
The answer you seek lies therein.

The answer you seek lies in nature. Look at the animals around you and you'll understand. It's a no-brainer.

BruncleZuma:


Just like being desensitized to deaths through nairaland...We are being gradually desensitized towards the LGBTQ community...good show Seun.

The force is strong on this one.

skinissue:
About 2 weeks ago, i noticed some rashes on my body.It just started a little from my chest,back and stomach region. I went to my family doctor, she gave me some antibiotics and skin care tube to rub on my body.

My dad gave me an antiseptic soap and cream also to be using with dettol as well. I've finished taking the drugs and I've been applying the creams faithfully morning and night but it seems as though it's gotten worse because it has spread to almost every part of my body, precisely from my neck down to my laps(even my bossom), excluding my face though. It also itches alot.

Please nairalanders, doctors, dermatologist, mods, help me out in order for me to know what this thing really is and how well I can effectively get rid of it. Thanks alot.
Pictures inset.

Ditch the towel you are using now. It may be related to personal hygiene. Check your wardrobe or bed for signs of humidity or dampness, you might have a fungal infection. When fungus grows on your clothing items, you can get such rashes. I've seen it happen.

scully95:
This as a result of negligence on the side of Venezuelans. They ought to have followed Nigerian shoes long go in launching counter economic war by ditching the dollar. https://www.nairaland.com/4678873/nigeria-iran-nations-begin-ditching

The Crypto currency that was intruduced recently was also sanctioned by the same dieing empire.. This they ought to have done since.. Run to China, do currency swap or even turn to accepting Yuan, Euro at local level while ditching dollar. They should change to good old gold system. Sell anything they have in exchange for real gold. This is fighting back big time. They should prepare for a real shooting war cos that is the empire's red line for regime change and a shooting war.


The EMpire's demise is near, it's only weapon left will soon die a natural death and will have nothing to fight again or terrorize the Economy of other countries.
https://www.nairaland.com/4684275/sanctions-sanctions-sanctions-final-demise

@bolded
That was Ghadaffi's undoing. For daring to suggest something similar the above to the AU, his end began in small steps until it was masked with rebellion. He implored the AU member countries to ditch the dollar and return to a trade by barter system where you trade with whatever resources you had in exchange for your trading partner's own. We all know how that ended.

Sean Connery my man. Smooth, suave.

Amberon1:
The way you people bash Twitter stories one would you have personal grudges against them. Look, twitter stories are more credible than nairaland stories.
Twitter is not an anonymous platform like nairaland. More often than not while reading through the comments on Twitter you will see people who actually know the handle in real life and can verify the story.

Moreover this is the norm with Nigerian men living abroad. I know a man who had a Japanese American wife of over 22 years and 3 kids. Yet he approached me saying he wanted to marry me and that his wife is a foreigner hence he doesn't really feel like he's married. These things happen everyday and is not a new thing.

My dear, the man's legacy ends there in Yankee with such a woman. She ain't never coming back to Nigeria so the man's lineage is as good as dead. I know over ten relations and friends that have married foreign women and the family relationship ends as soon as the man is dead...that is if they've not divorced by then.
Our men know this, that's why they want someone who will continue the family line back here in Nigeria. Those born and bred in the west rarely ever have any interest back home. We are Africans and we live a communal lifestyle, we practice the extended family system. These people don't. It's me and my family mentality over there. You can't blame a man for sticking with his roots.

The man in the Twitter story knows that if he dies, he has no seed to carry on with his lineage back home. He has American kids who from the story reluctantly follow him home every year. He tried to get his kids rooted back home but when he probably found out it wasn't working, he had to do something. I'm not holding brief for him because I don't have the full facts of the story, but just reeling out possibilities.
Your average American kid will never settle in Nigeria for any reason out of their own free will. Only a negligible percentage will if ever. I have not seen it happen though.

The only problem I see here is abandoning his family, that is if true. The story is always sweeter when heard from one side. A man can marry as many wives as he can take care of, it is the culture.

Ministry of solid minerals

All these nonsense are happening because the modern man has been caged into believing that having more than one woman is a sin. The women folk are getting more brazen in usurping the role of a man. With the way things are going, it won't be long before women start taking on multiple husband's. Just wait till it starts happening in the west, then it becomes fashionable just like LGBT. The ball clipping is very effective there.

Celica for me anytime anyday. I'm not really a supra fan.

jeeqaa7:
Religion is a burden

The biggest burden Africa carries.

nairavsdollars:
The only person Buhari reluctantly fired after outcry from Nigerians and weeks after Osinbajo panel submitted its report is Babachir Lawal (who is the presidency?) . If you know, you know!

And see how long it took. There's a lot of powerplay now and that's why Osinbajo could boldly take the steps he took. Buhari knows he needs the support of Yorubas for a second term and cannot afford to react otherwise. Osinbajo knew that if he didn't assert his authority now, buhari would never sack daura. They'd rather make someone else a scapegoat where possible. You'd wonder why VP is suddenly finding his balls now at the critical election time? It's because that's when the most gains can be made. Negotiations upon negotiations amid subtle maneuvers. No better time than the present.

edupedia:


...u deserve anything u are called cos u and your people abuse people more....shhhaaarrraaaappp

Where did this he-goat stray from?

Moukandjo:

Give me one good reason why you think an Osinbajo who was delaying budget signing because he was waiting for directives from Buhari in London will now sack a whole Daura without Buhari's knowledge! Just one!

Here we go again! I debunk your claim, you bring something else that has no bearing with the issue just to deflect? One word. Powerplay!

Help yourself.
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/dailypost.ng/2017/05/18/buhari-will-sign-budget-not-osinbajo-ita-enang-overrules-osinbajos-aide-video/amp/

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/dailypost.ng/2017/06/12/2017-budget-presidency-denies-waiting-buhari-assent-expires-june-18/amp/

Moukandjo:

Baba, you dey mind those dunces who would wholeheartedly believe our current president is Jibrin from Sudan & not Buhari? Those IPIGs dence die! Them be wetin we dey call "gombe," the highest degree of mumu!
How will someone believe such a high profile sack will be done without Buhari's knowledge? These daft IPIGs actually think that Osinbajo is as bitter as they are towards the president and should be doing things without Buhari's knowledge! They don't know the guy is the most loyal VP ever! Even if he's bitter towards the president like Atiku was towards OBJ, the president would rather not hand over to Osinbajo in the first place before leaving for London because he wouldn't even trust him, & that's what the nonfunctional brains of these IPIGs can't comprehend!

This practice of labelling anyone who has a contrary opinion even though this is a faceless forum is unbecoming. It shows a lack of wit in presenting arguments and facts. Abuses will always be the escape route when the intellect fails to deliver. A lot of folks you label here are even your kith and kin. Ipigs, ipods, ipob pigs and all its variants are just meaningless. My dear it is even pardonable to believe that buhari is jubrin or whatever than to believe when he said he will stabilize world oil prices and make #1=$1. The joke is on you.

Mosesm:


Out of retirement? Are you that ignorant and being mischievous? GEJ PDP appointed him into the deputy of DSS

My dear you are the ignorant one here or maybe you are still young. He was brought out of retirement after about 6 years to come head DSS because only President Buhari's kinsmen are qualified to head all security apparatuses.
Even those handling his wikipedia page conveniently left out any career activity from 2007-2015. He was retired unceremoniously before just like Maina whom bubu also reinstated. Daura was even the one who pushed for maina's reinstatement.

That's definitely an Igbo woman. If it's paraga or ogogoro it'd be a Yoruba woman.

Bolustical:

Seun,

Though I don't know the party this moneybag politician belongs to, I must admit that this is wrong in all ways. The INEC ad-hoc staff will be paid after the elections and I am sure they have enough for refreshment.

Either APC or PDP, this is wrong, vote buying is a PDP thing and should not be encouraged under this administration. The man does not need to call it a bribe before we know this is an outright inducement.

God bless Nigeria and PMB.

Vote buying is a Nigerian thing not a pdp or APC thing. They are all one and the same. Not everything should be reasoned along party lines, sometimes it's good to step out of that parochialism and view things as they are.

seunmsg:


It is premature to quickly conclude that the man who clearly displayed his ID card is bribing the INEC adhoc staff. It could be a gift for refreshment. No political party can be so foolish as to be bribing INEC staff publicly in this manner. If it was a bribe, agents of other parties would have protested publicly.

This thought pattern is completely flawed unless you are being mischievous which I doubt. Any form of inducement be it for refreshment or airtime and what not is a bribe. The officials have all their allowances to be paid and it is illegal to receive any handouts from anyone. Party agents in the north are easily bought over or cowered into silence by intimidation.

Toke Makinwa rocked it better than all the rest. Moyo looks imbecilic in that pose. Even her facial expression sef, Utterly ridiculous, be looking like miss piggy of the defunct Muppet babies of yesteryears, nudity is not for everyone. Kim tried but Toke beats all with grace. So effortlessly graceful.

Midastorch:


I won't comment on you calling Professor Osinbajo a failure.... Facts are there for you to see nationwide......but calling Gburugburu a failure You must be very stupid... He single handedly handled the enugu portion of Enugu-Onitsha express road, visible project in Nnsuka and Enugu towns..... Why am I even telling you, you are just a fool who's not sure of what to eat this night..... The question is How well is your father doing in his career, that's if he has any...

My dear, please do not propagate falsehood. Which Enugu Onitsha express? The one that I lost both of my steering bushings to last month? Or is there another one? The road is horrible. The so called work supposedly going on there (not up to 2 miles sef yet) is slower than snail speed. Why else are people risking life and limb and adding through milking hill and four corners/oji river? What he has done that I will commend him for is maintaining the sanitation and infrastructure level his predecessors left behind. In terms of infrastructural development in Enugu metropolis, he ain't doing enough. His concentration is Nsukka and no where else.

This yeye governor has been doing body like who wants to port to apcheat since. He is a man with no political character nor clout, just a clown in the corridors of power. I drew the line when he started weeping after Fulani "HEADSMEN" killed his people and he did nothing, instead he was in Abuja a couple of days later smiling sheepishly and laughing with President Buhari. Spineless oaf.

Omenka people.

madridsta007:


Lawal Musa Duara, a kinsman of Buhari [corrected], has been within Buhari's close circle of confidants and friends right before Saraki knew who Buhari is.
To say Daura was or is working for Saraki is to expose ones foolishness. Daura retired from the SSS in 2013, having reached the statutory retirement age of 60 but was recalled by President Muhammadu Buhari to head the organisation on July 2, 2015.

We should remember this, before these BMC folks revisionise history and say it was an ordinary Senate President that recalled him!

In any case, people who come up with that narrative, check their history: they "coincidentally" are the same ones that believed that Buhari was going to turn $1 into N1! Quite foolish people.

Resident Zone bees will never have sense! Their low IQ keeps getting lower by the day

midolian:
Daura must have been confirmed to be working for Saraki to tarnish the image of the Buhari led administration, hence his sack.

Like me, if you wondered why Saraki and the PDP's allegation/prediction on plans to impeach Saraki this day, even though dumb, came to pass, the reason is as in the title.

Was wondering why the PDP would allege there are plans to impeach Saraki even though it is clear to even the common man on the street that to make this happen, the APC needs 2/3 of the house which looks impossible at the moment. Little did I know Daura and the PDP were cooking something to mislead the public..and make it look like 'innocent Saraki is being witch-hunted by tyrant Buhari' ...

I mean, if you look at this critically well, you ll see absolutely no sense in what happened this morning. it was baseless

The same Federal government that has been begging the Senate on behalf of Nigerians to resume plenary cannot be the same Federal government that will give such order.

Well, Saraki got this script written well and Daura and his boys got it acted perfectly. But time will reveal more..

It should not come to people with reason why he wants to hold a world press conference tomorrow, where the atmosphere will be perfect to cry foul and further tarnish the image of this administration

Please take a step outside and read the gibberish you wrote up there. Whatever it is you are on is clearly messing up your brains bro. That's some strong ish. You make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I don't understand where you lots manufacture excuses for the dullard in chief. Smh! Dull president with dull followers.

Kirklyne4Christ:
Please I've been trying my possible best to see that I play this game, I use infinix hot 5, I have once downloaded it not from play store, but apkpure app, and installed it, it worked but ended up saying it can't work on my device that was earlier this year. My android version is 7.0. Can I give it a try again to see if it can work?

Hi, kindly get in touch with me. I want to hear from you. 08077155949 Sms only. When I get your number, I'll call you.

israelmao:
I did not expect Falz as a lawyer to generalize or tag every Nigeria a criminal because I am not one and there are several others who are not.Apart from this other things in the music video speak about Nigeria.

The song is a parody of Childish Gambino's "This is America"

Kirklyne4Christ:

Everything is good, thanks for been good to me, actually I've lost your number.

You are welcome bro! Check your previous posts, you'll see my sms number there. I also lost your number

Kirklyne4Christ:

Why should an illiterate secure your life, I'm sure that illiterate is enjoying tax payers money while so many graduate can't get allowance not to talk of getting a job.

Kirklyne what's up? Long time. The email attached to this account is no longer functional so I can't check it. Send me an SMS instead. Cheers!

Oga dullard, how many have you built?

Teacher1776:
Which one is Victoria asata?

na person name?

No be only Asata, Ogui nko?

Victoria Ascerta! Meaning victory is certain.