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Celebrities / Re: 30 Years After: 'Coming To America' Stars Then And Now (Photos) by Fawklicant: 8:32pm On Sep 18, 2018
... I feel good ah! I feel good ah!
Cuz I know ah!
There's a God ah! Somewhere!
A God ah! Somewhere! Ladies turn around please!
Whoooooo! Whoooooo!
...
I don't know what you came to do but ahhhhhhhhh come to praise his name ah! Lord Lord!

I love the Lord ah! I love the Lord ah!
And if loving the Lord is wrong! I don't wanna be right!

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Celebrities / Re: 30 Years After: 'Coming To America' Stars Then And Now (Photos) by Fawklicant: 8:21pm On Sep 18, 2018
BruncleZuma:


grin grin grin grin

That's Eddie Murphy multi-casting as those roles even the white old dude.

Arsenio Hall did some multi-casting too....

..."Rocky manciano aint shit! If momma call him clay, I'm ah call him clay!"

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Politics / Re: How Presidency Held Adeosun’s Resignation Letter For One Month by Fawklicant: 11:27am On Sep 15, 2018
Haha hahaha hahaha hahaha haha!
Lawal Oke
Seiyeifa
Adeosun
All replaced with northerners.

Next... That is after elections assuming the DD survives it
Emefiele
Fashola
Amaechi
...


We the 5%iles cannot complain na. After all, we aren't in the scheme of things. Let us observe with keen interest how the situation plays out.
Federal republic of North. I hail thee!
Crime / Re: DNA Test Confirms Pastor Steve Masila Impregnated 17-year-old Girl He Raped by Fawklicant: 12:22pm On Sep 13, 2018
IamHeWrites:


Masila upon being asked he started threatening the mother that they will all die and the kid will also die since they are accusing a man of God.

The;

https://www.torimill.co/world/9766/dna-test-confirms-kenyan-pastor-impregnated-17-year-old-girl-he-raped-inside-church.html


At the bolded...
That's exactly what their Nigerian counterparts do. Threats! Shout outs to Fatoyinbo of COZA! I see you! Aposlick John-Thomas Sulickman, the original Otobolizer! I see you! Your turn is coming soon to a newspaper near you!
Romance / Re: Meet Nkiruka Blessing Okoro, Relationship Expert Had 4 Men For Different Purpose by Fawklicant: 10:17am On Sep 13, 2018
Homeboiy:
Ah so her body count go don reach like 29-30. 290-300

God save us
Politics / Re: Court Orders WAEC To Produce Ledger Of Sen Adeleke’s Result by Fawklicant: 8:05am On Sep 13, 2018
Minjim:



I would have said Google is ur friend, but what the heck
Pdp has used propaganda to make a lie seems like the truth

There you have it.

https://www.google.com.ng/search?dcr=0&source=hp&ei=2gaaW8OIHMKGaoTtoaAB&ins=false&q=muhammadu+buhari+waec+result&oq=Muhammed+Buhari+weac+resul&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-hp.1.0.0i22i30j33i22i29i30j33i160.6118.26882..28625...3.0..0.425.8612.2-9j17j1......0....1.......5..0j46j35i39j46i39j46i203j0i203j46i10i203j0i10i203j46i13j46i13i10j0i13j0i13i30j0i13i10i30j0i22i10i30.mZFCJluNT70#imgdii=-shkFMIy-amkRM:&imgrc=XfUJB9Fv9cRxWM:



Now, show me Adeleke's


I was waiting for you to post this nonsense forgery that was debunked years ago. So he is now Mohamed and not muhammadu abi? Also it was may/June exam in 1961? grin When did waec start putting pictures on result? Adult picture of bubu? Do you know when SSCE came into being? My dear it was in the 80s after 6-3-3-4 system was introduced by the military. Before then, it was 6-5-4. Secondary school terminated at class five! The result you posted says class six.

The year was 20... 1961? Haha hahaha! Buhari's supporters are indeed not smart at all.
Try again this time with a smarter lie of an explanation. I couldn't care less if Adeleke's is existent or not, same treatment should be given to all. The hoax (definitely not a fight) against corruption shouldn't be lopsided.
Politics / Re: Court Orders WAEC To Produce Ledger Of Sen Adeleke’s Result by Fawklicant: 7:40am On Sep 13, 2018
Minjim:


They're are not the same dude

Buhari is a General in the Nigerian Army which is equivalent to a Doctorate degree.

Waec can produce Buhari's result.



Let's wait for Adeleke's

General my foot. General by nepotism. Did he pass any army promotional exam? Even El-Rufai said it before.

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Politics / Re: Court Orders WAEC To Produce Ledger Of Sen Adeleke’s Result by Fawklicant: 7:36am On Sep 13, 2018
Minjim:


Buhari produced his own, its the certificate he can't produce because its only issued ones

https://ikengachronicles.com/buharis-waec-result-is-authentic-former-waec-registrar/

Please post his own here, not the hack article you posted it's link.
Politics / Re: Court Orders WAEC To Produce Ledger Of Sen Adeleke’s Result by Fawklicant: 7:32am On Sep 13, 2018
4601CE:

You will cry fowl come September 23.
Just brace for impact bro ✌️

It's " foul". Let buhari and Adeosun provide theirs.
Politics / Re: 2019: How Ambode's Quarrel With Tinubu Started (FULL STORY) by Fawklicant: 10:43am On Sep 12, 2018
So a governor is not allowed to have his own campaign organisation? I laugh in Tinubu! Why do these present day Yoruba leaders have this "God complex"? First Adedibu, Saraki snr, Obj, now Tinubu.
Travel / Re: See What Lagos Residents Face Everyday And Pretend All Is Well (pics) by Fawklicant: 9:17am On Sep 12, 2018
Under GEJ, fashola would have been running around Lagos chanting "federal road" but see how karma can sometimes be a biatch! The same fashola is minister of works and there's not one single federal road in Lagos that is in good shape. The only one pliable is ikorodu road because of brt buses, every other road is in a shambles.

"Providing 24 hour electricity in Nigeria is not rocket science". Same fashola said that and he was correct. It is moon science!

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Car Talk / Re: These High End luxury Electric Cars Are Coming To Compete With Tesla (Photos) by Fawklicant: 10:14pm On Sep 11, 2018
TechCapon:


I agree. The only way electric vehicles can really succeed is to setup free, public charging stations across the country so users who's battery goes down can easy recharge. All these cars supports fast charge technology. BTW what's funny about my name

The fast charge is not with normal DC mains, it is with high voltage charging stations which will be maintained and thus cannot be offered for free. If you want to use DC charging like in your home, you are looking atcharging for upwards of 10 hours.

That Porsche is the true definition of "evil spirit". Dayumn!!! I'm getting goose pimples just looking at the pictures. For me, Porsche, Mercedes and Audi in that order.

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Celebrities / Re: Olawale Ojo Now A Cab Driver In Lagos (Photos) by Fawklicant: 12:42pm On Sep 06, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Give an Igbo man five million naira, in three years he'll repay you back with fifty million naira.
When I checked this headline I was so confident it could never be someone from the liberated republic of Biafra.

I wish you all the best life has for you my Yoruba brother.


My dear it's not about tribe. Life deals with all and sundry.

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Food / Re: Why Nigerian Rice Is Expensive And Scarce - Fatimah Aliyu by Fawklicant: 1:53pm On Aug 30, 2018
A bad workman will always blame his tools. That is Buhari's administration. Always looking for someone or something to blame. They never admit their cluelessness. Audu Ogbeh and Liar Mohammed said the other time that we produce rice in excess and it's everywhere. Now this one is saying another thing. So the supply chain mechanism is now different from what is obtainable in other commodities to the extent that it almost doesn't work?

Incompetence galore.

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Romance / Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Fawklicant: 11:22pm On Aug 29, 2018
I notice the hips/ass first before any other thing follows. It doesn't have to be big, just the right curves and all. Sizable yansh not the one my palm will go round.
In fact from the waist down first before I begin to " look Uche face". Nice legs with well tethered feet, not all those yam legs and vulture looking feet/toes.

Now I can now look at the face. I couldn't give two fvcks about the boobs. The smaller the better sef. I don't need water melons. Assessment of IQ, exposure, scent etc comes upon interaction with her.

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Crime / Re: Ogun Prophet Beheads Lover After Sex, Buries Body In Church Premises (Graphic) by Fawklicant: 10:39pm On Aug 29, 2018
Reelmii:
but why are yoruba women so promiscuous? what is a 40 year old mother doing with another man that is not her husband? that is why most men use MAGUN on their wives because of infidelity. this is what u cant find in the east.





NOBODY SHOULD QUOTE ME

My dear, married Igbo women in Lagos are more promiscuous. Go to okota, alimosho, aguda, lekki-ajah, in fact all over Lagos and see wonders. Prostitutes who see cheating as a game. It means nothing to them, no remorse whatsoever.

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Crime / Re: Ogun Prophet Beheads Lover After Sex, Buries Body In Church Premises (Graphic) by Fawklicant: 10:37pm On Aug 29, 2018
Ministry of solid minerals, mining division.

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Romance / Re: 'Don't Leave Her If She Cheats On You, Just Apologize To Her' - Lady Advises Men by Fawklicant: 6:23pm On Aug 29, 2018
Xaos:
This is the kind of a woman that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. She no get sense at all.
grin grin grin
Business / Re: How Was "Naira" Coined? Obafemi Awolowo Coined The Currency Name, Naira, In 1973 by Fawklicant: 9:31pm On Aug 28, 2018
MrSly:

Till the present time indeed!
Six Nigerian girls smashed the rest of the world in tech competition and they are not from the west. WAEC just released the list of best performed states in the just concluded 2018 exams and no western state made it 1st or 2nd.
FREE EDUCATION IS NOT SOUND EDUCATION!

Some people are delusional. He doesn't even know that the Igbos have been at the helm of affairs right from the 1930s. Yorubas tried to play catch up hence the introduction of free education by Awolowo, a very good legacy to bequeath to his people. From civil service to military top echelon to business and trade etc Igbos were everywhere, hence the ensuing igbophobia The civil war changed all that and the rest of Nigeria seized the opportunity to right some perceived wrongs which saw the Igbo man relegated to the private sector in which he still excels today.
The truth is Igbos are designed to thrive in any condition. Create as many bottlenecks as you desire and they would still thrive, not survive. Someone up there said Igbos would never rule! Well, it is that entitlement mentality that has kept some people stagnated for decades.

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Business / Re: How Was "Naira" Coined? Obafemi Awolowo Coined The Currency Name, Naira, In 1973 by Fawklicant: 8:58pm On Aug 28, 2018
Nwodosis:
How come it is only the history of Biafra war that we frown at?

A nation that is selective of which part of its history it wants to remember can never move forward. It's as simple as that. If you don't learn from the mistakes of history, that same history is bound to repeat itself.
America still teaches about their civil war over 200+ years later. Kids in 4th grade know it. There's always a lesson to learn from misfortune.
If I was a movie producer, I could make 50 movies on the civil war and barely scratch the surface. So many angles to spin a story from without being partisan or appearing to empathise with any particular group.

Oh well! But what do I know?
Crime / Re: Mother Sells Six-week-old Baby, Buys Phone With Proceeds (photo) by Fawklicant: 12:06pm On Aug 27, 2018
Under buhari's watch, poverty has been a re-setter of destinies since 2015. May 29, 2015 is a cursed day.
Sports / Re: Ex-Enyimba Vs Ex-Super Eagles Players At Enyimba Aba Stadium - 1 - 0 by Fawklicant: 10:49am On Aug 27, 2018
Team of '94 is Nigeria's best team ever. Next is team of '98. After that, Super eagles has retrogressively deteriorated to super mosquitoes.
Sports / Re: Ex-Enyimba Vs Ex-Super Eagles Players At Enyimba Aba Stadium - 1 - 0 by Fawklicant: 10:41am On Aug 27, 2018
FTjnr:


how are you able to recognise these guys. i think shorumu is the balding one but i can't pick out garba my main man from the prictures.

They haven't changed much and he left out Ben Iroha. The fair bald guy. Wicked no 3 back in the day. Always had a cunning tackle to recover ball from opponent without collecting any card. You will just be rolling on the floor noni while referee says play on.

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Celebrities / Re: Kingtblakhoc Ranked 13 In World Porn, Number 3 In Africa by Fawklicant: 6:15pm On Aug 26, 2018
Who did the ranking? Mtchew! With his poor videos and skill-less performances? Abeg!
Romance / Re: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by Fawklicant: 2:20pm On Aug 26, 2018
This girl sef s stewpid! Stewpid and unintelligent. What fuckery!

The guys are just MORONS!

Men will always be scum to every girl who is a slut and vice versa! It is a dog-eat-dog world my dear. Serve or get served.
Crime / Re: IGP Order SARS Not To Attend To Civil Or Commercial Matters Again, But.... by Fawklicant: 1:58pm On Aug 26, 2018
When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything begins to look like a nail to you.

Translation.... When SARS cannot extort you while labelling you as "Yahoo boy", then they can easily label you "armed robber or kidnapper and a locally made gun would magically appear by your side...that is after shooting your leg.
Family / Re: "My Mom Walked Me Down The Aisle" - Lady Who Avoided Kneeling At Her Wedding by Fawklicant: 10:04pm On Aug 24, 2018
pocohantas:
Honestly, this girl must be very troublesome and arrogant.
Daddy issues?

What next? She'll say she won't take up her husband's name.

Or she isn't going to move into his house, THEY BOUGHT A NEW HOME/HOUSE.

At first I thought she was a bit normal, but right now, I can only pity the young man that's her husband.

It is bad to have a wife [or spouse] who thinks she is in competition with you. It is even worse when you have a WIFE, who goes about running her mouth on cyberspace, telling the world that she makes the rules as she goes.

Chai! This girl will soon collect the guy's prick [which would be only thing left of his manhood] and keep in her fireproof box. O ma se o!

I thought you supported her on the other kneeling down thread, now you know better.
She clearly has Daddy issues and the husband will be completely emasculated.

To all those liking pocohantas' post, I'm watching in 3D. Many people have made more sense than this her post. I don't see y'all liking them. Woman wrapper dem! tongue

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Family / Re: "My Mom Walked Me Down The Aisle" - Lady Who Avoided Kneeling At Her Wedding by Fawklicant: 10:02pm On Aug 24, 2018
pocohantas:
Honestly, this girl must be very troublesome and arrogant.
Daddy issues?

What next? She'll say she won't take up her husband's name.

Or she isn't going to move into his house, THEY BOUGHT A NEW HOME/HOUSE.

At first I thought she was a bit normal, but right now, I can only pity the young man that's her husband.

It is bad to have a wife [or spouse] who thinks she is in competition with you. It is even worse when you have a WIFE, who goes about running her mouth on cyberspace, telling the world that she makes the rules as she goes.

Chai! This girl will soon collect the guy's prick [which would be only thing left of his manhood] and keep in her fireproof box. O ma se o!

I thought you supported her on the other kneeling down thread, now you know better.
She clearly has Daddy issues and the husband will be completely emasculated.

To all those liking pocohantas' post, I'm watching in 3D. Many people have made more sense than this her post. I don't see y'all liking them. Woman wrapper dem!

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Events / Re: Yoruba Bride Avoids Kneeling Down For Her Husband At Their Traditional Marriage by Fawklicant: 8:30am On Aug 24, 2018
There's every shade of wrong with this bride's thoughts on kneeling down. She is clearly mistaken about the concept of submission and slavery. The Yoruba tradition demands submission just like many others. Submission of wife to husband and submission of husband to the gods and society.

The female folks are taking this feminism of a thing too far and some weasly men folk are aiding them. Why would the Alagas agree to such a condition to contort harmless cultural and traditional norms just because of so called modernisation? These type of women don't want equal rights, that's not what feminism is all about. They want the man to be submissive, that is usurping the order of nature. Nature doesn't operate in a vacuum, it will always find a way to correct any anomalies.

Little wonder many western nations welcome immigration because their citizen population is dwindling. Men and women are just not procreating enough to fill the needs of the society. Marriages end in divorce in no time and child support bills stifle the man to near suffocation. If both sexes are equal as these wannabe feminists would want us to believe, why would the man alone bear child support bills? Why are the men almost always denied custody of the children?

Each sex is designed for particular roles, trying to modify it like these feminists do is always gonna bring a problem.
To all the young unmarried men out there, if you want peace in your life, forget class, forget social standing, forget beauty. These things trip men but act like a flash in the pan...they fade away. Go after a woman of virtue. If she is pretty on top of it, fine. Go after a woman who understands the concept of womanhood, loyalty and dedication. A woman who is there to support you and not compete with you. When you find her, youll understand. Not those fake pretenders.

Almost every culture, tradition and religion on this earth emphasize on submission of wife to husband and husband's obligations towards wife and children.
Nature has set its boundaries and when those boundaries are crossed, there's always a price to pay to restore normalcy. Time is always the biggest cost amongst others.

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Travel / Re: This Is New Ebonyi State. The Emerging Wonder Of The South East by Fawklicant: 7:55am On Aug 24, 2018
You all should learn to ignore this deomello guy. He likes derailing threads like these. Whenever he makes his hateful comments, learn not to respond , it's simple. It takes two people to start a fight. One person alone cannot fight himself.

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Romance / Re: She Sent Me This After We Had Sex by Fawklicant: 9:23am On Aug 23, 2018
Tokziby:


The answer u seek is in this logic:

A key that can open many locks is called a master key and it's valuable.

and

A lock that can be opened with any key is a faulty or useless lock.

We are same human but created differently with unique roles. The moment we try to change the law of nature is when we go wrong. A man can father multiple children from different women at same time but a woman can only do from one man even if she sleeps with a hundred men. A man can father a child in his 90's but a woman can never do such and if she does its a miracle.

we should stop trying to equate man with a woman. We are not the same and we can never be the same because of the nature of our anatomy. A lioness can never assume the position of a Lion.
It's the power of nature and its unchangeable.

Exactly.
Romance / Re: She Sent Me This After We Had Sex by Fawklicant: 9:21am On Aug 23, 2018
zainmaxwell:
See as people plenty here na dis kind tory una dey like.


To the topic:- most Nigerian girls have this mentality that if u never sex them u are not a man.... Have been there but where dis pussies of guys erred is when u became proud of getting laid like its a life long achievement remove sex from relationship most people won't venture into it, guys won't be able to get refund and most ladies won't have what they want.... My two cent

True that!

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