₦airaland Forum

Make we hear word jare. Trying to sugar-coat what we already know. Winning souls Koh, winning ghosts ni

Dey Don sell all their senses

My spark 5 dey use almost eternity charge. The charging slow dieeee.

See this mumu man. Israel that's not even up to one-third of Nigeria's population purchased the vaccine at $24dollars/vaccine and u are here telling us $2dollars? You want to purchase water in a bottle as vaccine bikonu?
Na person wey dey outside football pitch they think say football dey very easy to play until he gets on the pitch and realize no be joke.

you called him and asked him " are you dead or alive"? Like seriously? Does a dead man talk in the first instance

see these Motherfuckers. Since more than ten months that corona issue don emerge, u no put measures in place now that u won resume, they are now bringing stupid excuses. Private unis and polytechnics resumes last year and went on break, yet no problem was encountered. I've been saying ASUU is one of nigeria's problem aswear

RIP to you sir

EXLOVER:
Don't it what you don't know.

Before i take a new brand of alcohol i check the percentage.

I remember a friend that doesn't, drink or smoke, we went to a birthday party together, everyone was partaking in the drinking and smoking process, but he wasn't, he was just waiting for food. Fortunately for him they brought pepper soup, he drank it with joy, they brought fried kpuf kpuf, the guy was eating it with joy and happiness, he ate like 12 that day, the kpuf kpuf was mixed with enough weed. He was dancing really very hard when the DJ play naija song, immediately the DJ Switch to normal slow song this guy will be swimming on the floor. After the party the guy was dancing without music till 9am, we rescued him with half paint of garri, the guy sleep for 35hrs.


Since that day, the guy is being very careful

Nice novel

After billions of naira was wasted on the planned cargo airport, now another useless project has emerged again

johnmartus:
Dapo Abiodun the most useless governor in the history of Ogun state.

Very useless indeed

Jaynom:
I don't understand because while it is Night in a part of the world .. it is day time is some parts. So does God give special focus on parts of the world that are asleep or is he attracted to darkness? I'm confused

And na that confusion go later kill you.
Have you ever heard of night vigils been done in the day? or you thinks your pastors are clueless for setting vigils at nights?

uniqueuser:
Am i the only one seeing this fake form on nairaland.

I'm really tired of me myself. keep seeing the annoying post

Nyanabo:
Oin

Can't wait for next year batch C to roll by fast so I could experience camp first-hand. my ears don full with tales.

Same here oo my brother

watched the movie some while ago while some people were comparing PB with Money heist. It doesn't near half of MH at all. The guy just always creats plans with a stupid end result

wonder233:
No life was lost there. The tollgate should be scrapped, we are tired of giving Tinubu free money

Not only hundreds, it's millions. ODE

trekkie:
I don't get this picture, is it the budget that is being presented with all that decor?

Abi alaga iduro presenting engagement request letter to brides family?

When you become Lagos Governor, u can put your own budget proposal inside bournvita can. Till then, Bleep OFF

Lexusgs430:
For only 20K a month, for only a 90 day duration...... Jokers......

we know critics and good for nothing people like you. there are some people out there that doesnt make 20k monthly. let's be appreciative pls

AngelHoly:
Useless country...so those youths that were killed at lekki protest are gone like that....

Please if you follow loot the palliative and you have many,please remember say some dnt have the privilege and share with them Cos country hard
Don’t act like Nigeria government

Meanwhile
My account balance Dey shame����

So they should lock schools for one year abi

This idiot is part of the people promoting violence in Nigeria when he himself isn't even in Nigeria imagine. Exaggerating lekkishooting like say 1000 people was killed there. I'm very sure he has something to do with the shootings sef

Chijeep:
This is one of the reasons why one person animal said Nigerian youths are lazy.
why will they send you to go and serve your fatherland and you are there flirting and courting each other.

Well, thank God it ending well....
not all dx slay queens n co

You lack sense

Don't leave your secondary school job bro. it's better than a private uni job except incase it's a federal job.

michlins:
this is a high risk situation oh. In US, there will be a designated survivor kept safe somewhere.

All the heads of Nigeria government are at same venue. Na risky something

U don watch American movie too much ���

Nelly4you:
this is serious.. even dorathy is there sef.. is it everywhere she'll be showing her cleavage
at cheaper price DM for your logo and flyer design

That's her signature ofcourse or what do u want her to offer?

[quote author=Nelly4you post=94470220]this is serious.. even dorathy is there sef.. is it everywhere she'll be showing her cleavage
at cheaper price DM for your logo and flyer design[/quote
That's her signature ofcourse or what do u want her to offer?

BIGGESThead6:
Before nko? If you are the DG of DSS will your allow your kids go about without protection? don't you know that due to the sensitive nature of the office of the DG DSS, his close family will be major target.

Abeg help me explain to the wailers ooo. Efcc, Police IG, Nnpc Gmd, and other lucrative agency directors, they really expect them to leave their family unprotected when they are not in New York or London?

Chapii:
Tinubu & Oshiomole thought Abba Kyari is still Alive

Osun & Kano Formula cannot work. The Joker (Supreme Court Governor) is not obtainable.

I just don't understand why some jobless people always refer Imo state governor as "supreme court gov". Wasn't Bayelsa's Diri also Supreme court governor?

And to re-open schools go seem difficult for obaseki but to it doesn't seem to be the case with rallies? SMH!

I actually had the same problem with my MTN sim 5years ago. All I just did was swear an affivadit for the ownership and name correction of the SIM. that's all.

hakeem4:
only 8 out of the 12 are functional.

Maybe we should just tryout nuclear energy as another option for generating electricity

"only 8 out of 12 turbines are installed". Learn to read very well

seriously? silent achiever my ass�� These are LG projects in Lagos compare to what a 4 years governor achieved

Something smells fishy in those Edo cases. it's like Obaseki is using audio cases just to avoid direct primaries

Nice job. I must really commend them for how the track was laid in Agege axis. Deaths by train will reduce in that place greatly. Thank you PMB