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Okija_juju: [b]Lol...


Dont mind me.. I no sabi how to collect credit for my life. Even to borrow money from person sef, I no fit exceot in extreme circumstances.

But in fairness to my company, they have been paying me o! Just say I had a salary increase in March after I was transfered to Lagos. But they have been paying me based on my old rate because they want us to re-negotiate.. They want to start deducting 'Income Tax' & 'Local Content Levy' from my salary and me I have told them that I will not pay a cent of my money to nobody in the name of taxes... So we have been in that stalemate since March. But I will be discussing with them Today sha to finalize everything so that they will pay me all my backlog at once with this months salary.

The only problem is that I just paid my house rent in Lagos and the thing crippled me badly... I never go jollificate in a while now. After work, I go just go house, go sleep.


But as soon as salary land, I will take you on a shopping spree to Ibari Ogwa..
Anything you want, na point-and-kill.. [/b]

I can feel u! The taxes for lag can make any guy man gentle for some time!!

since you dey lag.... try come for our area naa......we fit start to enjoy ur new wage as soon as you get alert!

berem: that's one thing i hate! I hate to owe people and i avoided that during my trying times.
How do you intend to pay back nwoke oma? I don't want people coming to disturb you.

babe leave that thing.. Credit (gbese) makes the world go round! just ask the investment bankers in the US?

Who no dey owe? federal govt self dey owe, even Dangote self dey owe me for the supply wey i supply pipes to am self!

Okija_juju: Nne we dey talk of backlog since March, you dey talk of september..

what the Bleep!!! you dey work for Nigeria Railway abi na Nigeria Coal corp??

reminds me of when i as growing up and my old man was working for Nigeria Coal.....omo na me dey pay school fees last!! infact my fees na for the 3rd term i dey pay the 1st term fees!!

Okija_juju: Bros me!!

Correct guy!

Make I collect all these things for ya head?! I go balance you later.. You fit still add 200 naira kpomo & shaki with 100 Naira fried meat plus 1 alomo for take way.. As per bigs boys wey you be..

Okoija.. nwokem gbo gbo!

just collect every every!!....after make we talk in camera... e get deal wey i want make you help me tidy it!

Okija_juju: ...How do I cure a hangover?!

Order for Hero, mix am with Alomo and Yoghout!

Dudu_Negro: Move over......Negro is back!

Good old Negro!! Omoluabi!!

dem never see anytin yet! but no too loud am o! haters still dey envy!

mondi_cheeks: i havent signed the contract of employment yet

shuo! wetin hold your offer letter naa?

abi dem want make you 'grease their hands' before you collect am?

anyway just start work... we can always regularise later ...am sure oga Kats would look into it.

meanwhile.... i need to clear eyes well before i begin go warf today! abeg give me Hero and Vodka!

chukyjones: this trend with Unity bank was what happened to me earlier this year with FTNCOCOA. i jumped in while the bus was already on the move, little did i know it was already on its way back to the parking lot, and it has remained so till date.I have learnt my lessons though.
Lets see how february things will look like.

Good lesson learnt..hopefully!

the worst thing that can happen to you in this NSE is not being able to sell out and take cash even when the stock is at 50k. I have decided never to put in my funds in Penny stocks that do not have any foundamentals....

am looking at fidson now.. would start to bid for it tomorrow but with a price limit of N1.60...hopefully by fridey i have have gotten my fill

GOOD JOB SO FAR!!

IF YOU ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET TRUSTEES.. JUST SEND A MAIL TO ME..I WILL LIKE TO BE A MEMBER OF YOUR OF TRUSTEES..

I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE AND KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO BE OUT THERE WHILE OUR DIOTS CALLED LEADERS ARE GALLIVANTING ABOUT AND TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMATION..WHILST ENRICHING THEMSELVES

Ess: This forum needs some action...Its getting quiet by the day. Abi guys are enjoying their recent loot?

which loot? who enjoys loot in the planting season.. boiz are working out their socks in the fields planting ...

i have started to buy into Access Bank Today..

freezy: Enough hailings o.

Sorry this is coming late jare.

https://www.nairaland.com/1447875/road-trip-lagos-ibadan-pictures#18265310

Berem, Nne, na im be that o

well done bro, that ur car..i fit borrow am go see one babe so?

who dey hia

I say who dey Hia?? abi all of una follow GEJ go New York ni?

Since when Mikel Obi score and Ballotelli miss penalty every every jjust dey do like say World don end!

make una give me 4 bottles of Hero! Abeg!! I no wan go heaven as thirsty as i dey dey now...

kalan: The bus is moving back to the garage. so early!

yea.. suckers rally!!

lets go back to the busstop and wait once again!

Okija_juju: Nwoke'm, Kedu Nke me last?!

How market?

Bros.. Obodo bu igwe!! but udo diii!!

i dey vex now!! see as those boko boiz take butcher people for Abj like say man na suya??

the same Apo qtrs wey i dey prepeare to go live by 2015 when i win senate election for Anambra North....

infact make dem give another keg of Nkwu enu...

berem: nwoke oma! kedu? All these praises for me this hot afternoon? you're a wonderful man! oya daddy m, take all you requested for. When you're done eating, lemme clean your lips with mine.

hmmmmmmm..............

***walks in with folded hands****

No wonder dem dey overcharge me for here each time wey i drink my Hero come dey drunk!

anyway, make una give me correct Ngwu enu with Abacha and ugba!!! no put kpomo today o!!

Damn!! These guys are really Brutal!!

How can you just kill someone that did not look for your trouble?

Waiting to see how the clueless idiots we have in government will react to all these militia running rampage all over naija..

adetunrayo: Wao!! Bid was successful

Ok Enjoy... but remenber to come pay ur tithe for our Ministry o!

Okija_juju: Maybe hes talking about Orobo Kpomo.. You know na.. The one injected with Formaldehyde.

chai!!! orobo kpomo?? See as some people take spoil some people business for this naija.. afterall no be hustling dem dey?

Bia.....BTW where the Dog meat pepper soup naaa? abi I come my own seperate??

If dat one no dey make una try give me roasted congo meat!! i no get time again..My container suppose don berth now..

malele: Useless man

Thank You joor! this T A Orji is an Absolute Efulefu!!!

In this 21st century that some states are already talking about sending their citizens to space by setting them on a sound footing educationally with opon imo...You are opening market and shouting at the top of your voice abouit it!!!

Abia people need to pray to God and fast fervently as this purnishment from God is really becoming too much!

talktimi: make dem add 2 big stout to your palmy o jare. But some "problems" in this country dey tire me when you consider the simple solutions to them. Pls dont blame me

Nna.. na only palmy and stout you dey shack?

make that mai suya give you gizzard too chop!

but notin simple for this country o! i go make i go collect recruitment form for my sister for ministry of justice..simple form o! and i hear weeen!

Abeg una no get dog meat here?? i dey feel a bit feverish and I ned to cure the malaria fast..

Born 2be Rich: Pls has anybody received any e-dividend payment from aiico into their bank account? let me know urgently cos the cash needs to be re-invested asap..

YES I HAVE RECEIVED MINE..

ALAKE_OF_EGBA: Today is going to be a good.......I can see the sign clearly now....

Meanwhile....when do you guys open this bar for drinks.?

haa Otunba..you dey inside bar dey aske when the bar go open for drinks?

just open the freezer collect anything wey you see there drink...All the bar workers go workshop today and the Oga at the Top say today na Open day for hia!

Just drink and fortify urself cos the battle ground today no go easy!

***meanwhile why is there no Hero in the fridge self?****

Okija_juju: Who dey sell... I say who dey sell for hia?! Abi nobody dey this bar today?

***** walks in to see Okija Juju drinking Alomo****

***takes off back to the car to bring Holy Water****

gorgibaby: Does anyone know what the Treasury bid rate for today is ?

91 days ------11%

182 days -----12.30%

happy investing!

mercylicious: My guys, there is nothing as sweet as making a right decision at the right time.
Unity just gained 10% today and may ride like jos brewries with the news of new investors. Its better to be in the bus before it takes off than pursuing the bus. The tin still dey vex me say my broker remain like 60k for my money. I placed another order this morning at 50k but am sure dt one won't be bought as train don waka.
No cause for alarm, another opportunity will still come.
Currently, the fair value of unity bank is arnd 1.13.

All i can say is very good luck on your Bus ride!

am still waiting for the usual stocks to come down to my level... as for now na Tbills tins i dey!

berem: signs of end time! levels done change my brother!

Haaa!! no allow awon MODs like SK see you o! I no follow o!!

make una tell good bishop to post the pictures of work at the site today or ...

lertee: I tell you o,imagine she tore his babariga,that part got me laughing,that woman must have been trained by Bash Ali

but why are ladies becoming more violent these days? very unlike when we used to have cool ladies in the good old days!!

she na the fact say dem no dey wash their head with cold water again abi? coupled with the fact that they cover their head with one weave on or the other and all sorts of Human/animal hair all the time ni?

click2cbn: Lol at d brewery! I guess d beer should b HERO! So cheap #150 abi #170! Dats d brand my guys take now! They have all migrated from HARP to HERO

Yes o!! we drink HERO not becos it is cheap.. we drink it cos we want to support our own! we wnt to support the fact that jobs were created on our land and our people were offered jobs there.!

So Drink on!!

cheers!!

Dahbutter: PICTURE PLEASE

na picture of wetin you dey find?

picture of the Agbero in chief or the police woman that was unclad?

yeye boy!!

berem: Viewing this thread..... OKIJA JUJU.

Damn!!

bros Okija.. I hail o!! Okala Mmadu.. Okala Mmuo!!

berem: Can't stop laughing at the video of the female lawmaker hitting her colleague on the head. she even tore his clothes. If not say dem hold the woman, walahi that man for see shege.

I swear dem suppose to charge that woman for Assault! haba!! na God save that guy say the woman no see any mace around.. she wan don send that guy go hell fast fast!

I think going forward, anybody going to the HoR should be checked for violent tendencies!!