₦airaland Forum

You guys are really funny ...

we are asking for the man that will get the job done and people are talking about Igbo party and other arrant nonsence...

Ngige has been there and tested! He needs to go and get the job done..

Peter Obi was there for 8 years..what do we have to show for his affiliation to the center? A gigiantic shopping mall at Abuja and a brewery in Onitsha for us to get drunk and not see him looting!

Moreover why bring up the same issue that has kepyt Nigeria down all these years..'Zoning and Federal Character' We do not want any of such in Anambra..we are a hard working people that thrive on our 'enterprise and hardwork'.. not on being handed favours due to zoning and other rubbish!

I believe that our people are wise enough..we have rejected Godfatherism in the past and am sure we shall reject it once again!

Ndi be anyi ekelem unu!!!

At this point we even need more scrutiny on the so called 'good works' she is doing in our Airports!

lets see how the bidding for the jobs were done and at what cost these Airports are to the tax payers..

collinsobinna: @feelamong:read on businessday,that this recent sale was higher than the previous.though they didnt state the rates.

Well I wanted to know what's your take on BA(bankers acceptances) versus t bills

And I m worried that sanusi leaving office soon could trigger change in policies and stop the FG s dependence on tBills

Sanusi was quoted as saying that if interest rates will get to fourty percent to stop inflation,that he won't mind.

Seems the inflation is favoring us and the country s declining income is.

"Feeling awkward,belonging to the rich get richer club".

Personally I dont think the rates are going higher...There was a time when i invested in Tbills and got up to 14% for 91 days.

Its unfortunate that the govt is willing to pay so much so stop inflation...If only we have some level of fiscal discipline from the executive arm of govt!
I really wonder why the govt (CBN) is willing to give me 10.% for my money where as the banks are not willing; meanwhile my money is safer with CBN..

As for Bankers Acceptances, from my knowledge of this, its an off balance sheet item for banks; where they collect money from people on behalf of those that actually need the money and only guarantee the return of the money back to the investors..

lancee: Good day house , pls any info about today T-bills auction ...Thanks

yea.. lost out on the bid i threw in!

91 days --------10.80%

182 days --------11.64%

364 days --------11.74%

Ess: My broker was like that until I started giving him some mathematical equations with equality symbols thus:

if x is less than or equal to y then buy, else ignore.
if x is greater than or equal to y then sell, else ignore.
my y is normally the closing price of yesterday or less/more depending on buy/sell mandate. x being the buy or sell price.

This has been working as I always get results, keeps me wondering why he never bothered to put in my interest in the business before!

Chai!! You are a wicked man!

so becos of say you wan buy N2,000 worth of stocks you give your broker assignment to do!

manie: I think the next bidding date is tomorrow.

yea... at CBN; My account officer usually insist i throw in my bid on tuesdays..

Today is another bidding day!

what rate are you bidding today?

am going for 182 days @ 12%

As usual another waste of resources? Time to keep a few dullards busy again!!

Oga GEJ.. i have just one question for you;.....the Ribadu Committee that was set up and funded with tax payers money...Why hasnt the recommendations been executed

We do not need any conference to fix our roads, pay our lecturers, curb the high level corruption, stop crude oil theft and even to contain the Boko Haram menace!!

shymexx: Why's the bar closed today?

Why can't we close it permanently since people die everyday?

Why do we have to close it because a corrupt politricktian died twice?

Why can't we do the same for ordinary hard-working Nigerians?

Why don't we treat all humans as equal regardless of the social status and background?

And why do I want to chat to Lilimax today?

Why? Why? Why?

Hmmmm food for thot! thats why i love hanging around beer bars....you get a lot of philosophical quotes there!

but this ur craving for lilimax??

mondi_cheeks: Berem escort these gentlemen to the hor.ny goats spot

You see why we have been clamouring for lap dancers?

at least some of them will get to ease some tension and avoid disturbing the bar babes that serve us drinks...

Oga OAMJ...come o!

meanwhile can somebody serve me the usual Hero! also try arrange the VIP side for me.. dont want anyone staining my clothes with some akamu..

shymexx: Err...I don't think you serve what I drink. And my exotic ladies love rosey, that's how we get down.

who talk say Rosee no dey this bar?

carry your cheap wine comot o! afterall Rosee no be Zobo wey una mix wella with Alomo?

Anyway Barman...since him say him co carry chicks come , then allow am.. but if na to use ogboju carry these chicks wey don already come bar on their own then ......show am small...

These guys really know how to dance to the gallery!!

but then all the issues raise make a lot of sence!

If i were GEJ i would immediately carry out all these for my safety

That money is small money.. if only the govt wants to be sincere..

How much did the govt/CBN print to bail out the banks when Sanusi came on board?

How much did the got use to pay for the Presidential jets that are parked most times in the airports?

How much did the govt spend on the Armnesty programme?

How much have been spent on Fuel subsidy for those fraudulent importers?

Ok if there is no money at hand; what stops the govt from going to the capital market to raise funds via a bond?

if they can raise funds for other things why cant they raise funds from the capital market for Education?

it just shows how we take education in this country....mchweeeeeee!!!

Okija_juju: Na Liverpool o!!

Dem go lose to Man U and I don bet all my salary ontop.. Now i no fit feed my children..

hahahaha... really thot it was due to that babe you told me about.. (that one with Ukwu nwere nti)

since its football no yawa then!

those days when i used to like to like football, i used to bet that my team would loose; if they eventually win, i will be so happy that i will not remenber i have lost money!
If they loose, i will make some money and go to drown out my sorrow at the local pub!
any which way i will be a winner!!

come barman.. when will the lap dancing start naa??

Job vacany for any OND marketer in a local NGO in surulere.

do send CVs to ngopositions@gmail.com

salary is attractive with oppurtunity for career growth.

Ralphlauren: please, do you have a contact there that could help me with the account opening process, etc. thank you

send me email lets talk...feelamong@gmail.com

Okija_juju: I need something for depression...






Feelamong Abeg you no call my name this morning o! ...

Ha.... Nwanne ukwu... na wetin naa?? na that babe still dey f/cuk up? forget am naa!! her booty no be gold!

Come me we shack make you try forget am? Moreover we have an inside info from Lartee that the lap dancing will start today....

hopefully that will cheer u up a bit!

Desanta: My oga Please do not forget us ooh. We are still waiting for the Tbills schedule for the last quarter.

Thanks.

Really dont know why CBN does not want to send the time table to the discount house/banks again.. I have been following up with my bankers for the schedule; once its sent to me i will post here..

happy investing

Bia! barman...Give me a carton of Hero!

make sure its chilled o! this one that Shekau is appearing and Disappearing is giving me headache!

We need to assembly a crack team to take him out ASAP!

anyone in?? Okija Juju?? we would need you here o!

fr3do: An online beer parlour
interesting!


barman,get me 1 can of chilled malt,amstel preferably

Welcome bro... but why Malt naa? ok; take Alomo mix am small.. its good for your heart and Liver!

iterator25: where is this in lagos?

ok.. make dem snap Iyanoba - Alaba make we see too!

debostar: What happens to the shares of those who have accounts with the delisted stockbroking firms?
God have mercy

You can actually move your shares in these delisted houses to other stock broking firms!

Your shares are still save as they are with CSCS for now.

Michael11stock: Bros weting do cashcraft oooo spill it out pls

They have been suspended form all capital market activities..

Katsumoto: OAM4J - U dey vex me. Sort this thing out sharp sharp.

Dudu_Negro has joined my omo onile task force; we will shut this place down.

Oga Kats no to vex!! come take one Chilled Hero Beer first!

You fit even chop one bucket of ponmo on me!

berem: Does the federal government collect tax from you too?

yes o! those guys at FIRS no dey allow person rest! VAT returns and Corporation tax

why dem dey fear EFCC self?

who have they succeedded in sending to jail since??

even Timipre Sylva that was caught with his hands in the cookie jar red handed has not been convicted self!

berem: that's too much na! how much does the person earn to pay 80k a month? haba!!

Infact i dont even know who to balame again these days.. my tax consultant or the LASG tax office!!

every time dem go dey serve me one tax liability or the other to pay..

i had to go and read the tax law and i found that the law give the tax authorities power to look into ur books even up to 10 yrs back!

infact i register NGO now to take dey do some of my businesses

freezy: Tax in Lagos na die. I pay 80k in income tax alone! All the other ones dey there o. Fasola, fear God o. Ehen

this 80k na one month or na one year?

cos if na one year the tin small wella o!

filani: Please how accurate is this?

My account officer at Ecobank informed me that the successful bid rate is 10.25 %

what rate did you bid?

if you do not stick out your neck and bid a figure,.. then be prepared for your bankers to bid for you at any rate they like...

Toya_tc: Congratulations to you adetunrayo.
11% is big encouragement from the 4th of sept bid.

The more i look into TB, the more interesting it is to me compared to other investment instruments out there. Happy bidding to you all bidding for next week's auction.
Cheers.

Did you say Next week? One is to be done this morning!!!

The next one is in 2 weeks time around 9th of October!

Elai147: Investor ALERT: Do no transact business with these 19 stock broking firms!

Source: http://www.proshareng.com/news/21045/Investor-ALERT-Do-no-transact-business-with-these-19-stock-broking-firms

ALSO THOSE WITH ACCOUNTS IN CASH CRAFT SHOULD BE ON ALERT!

Okija_juju: [b]Lol...


Dont mind me.. I no sabi how to collect credit for my life. Even to borrow money from person sef, I no fit exceot in extreme circumstances.

But in fairness to my company, they have been paying me o! Just say I had a salary increase in March after I was transfered to Lagos. But they have been paying me based on my old rate because they want us to re-negotiate.. They want to start deducting 'Income Tax' & 'Local Content Levy' from my salary and me I have told them that I will not pay a cent of my money to nobody in the name of taxes... So we have been in that stalemate since March. But I will be discussing with them Today sha to finalize everything so that they will pay me all my backlog at once with this months salary.

The only problem is that I just paid my house rent in Lagos and the thing crippled me badly... I never go jollificate in a while now. After work, I go just go house, go sleep.


But as soon as salary land, I will take you on a shopping spree to Ibari Ogwa..
Anything you want, na point-and-kill.. [/b]

I can feel u! The taxes for lag can make any guy man gentle for some time!!

since you dey lag.... try come for our area naa......we fit start to enjoy ur new wage as soon as you get alert!