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achi4u: Today my body need heavy drinks like whiskey,jack daniel, kaikai,and lot more

Bar man oya bring 4 bottles each with one jung of palmy and roasted live chicken.

All these heavy drinks na who you wan go beat for National assembly today?

Bar man abeg fire me the usual Hero! A carton will do!

Oga OAM4J, una never start the lap abi na pole dancing ni?? Na until Oga Katsumoto task force dem come close here una go start am??

Meanwhile make una give me bush meat join the hero! i mean correct Bushmo o!! no be that kind grasscutter wey oga SincereNig dey keep for him back yard!

collinsobinna: @oga Feelamong and elai,other reputable members of this useful forum.pls I would like to know how some of you have managed to rollover your interest.

My question is the rollover done immediately the interest is paid,or u hold the funds till next auction.

I would like to know so I can compound my interest.

I dont rollover my interest o... i collect all my interest upfront to invest back into my own business.. i only rollover my principal.

berem: Alomo and yoghurt? what a combination!! Oya, take am!

wetin u know? wetin you think awon oyinbo dey take do Baileys?

meanwhile i hear say una don arrange new sales babe wey sabi shake him bu*.. wella... she never report to duty today?

i hear say na Ethiopia naija go meet for this world cup.. Chai nnamen I suppose to go arrange my tickets soonest..

Those Brazilians babes go hear am for my hand when i reach there!

berem: reporting for duty......

Ok good.. almost about to declare you MIA...

the hangover for last nite never clear for my head wella.. so just arrange me Alomo mixed with Youghut...

no better drink to clear hangover and replace all the lost nutients for body!

do quick o! i go still go warf go check if my clearing agents don clear all my containers!

MyMail2D: Hi feelamong,

Pls confirm that Fidelity Securities Ltd can take my order online as I am sometimes not in Lagos or the country.
What is their minimum opening amount for TBs?
Thx.

I should presume so! I usually send my orders online.

I also confirmed that the min they accept is N1M.

chai!! where all the men waka go?

ok.. i know...

since when una sack dat calabar wey dey pound yam; see as business reduce for beer parlour

abeg give me the usual; i an celebrate as Ideye take score two goals.. sign of ETT

make i drink quick before rapture come!

Etumgbe: Goalllllllllll Ideye 42" 2nil now

see this mumu.. na now dem score the goal? mcheeeew!!

henrychubayo: We are waiting my brother. Thank you

Yes.. i have reached them,

the problem is due to lack of passengers o!

seems many people are still not aware of this route..these guys need to do massive adverts on this to attract passengers..

its looking like they want to schedule it to 2 flights a week out of Enugu.. God help us!

Bar man... abeg try arrange me that usual.. 'Hero'

I need very cold ones..any one from Eskimo.. I dey vex today!!

imagine all the goods wey i tell my people for Dubia to send thru Ethiopian Airlines to Enugu since 3 days ago never land ni!!

infact there is no sign of the palne landing for Enugu self...their Enugu office self no fit give any information on when the plane go land for Enugu...

Crassus: they usually come to lagos with a nylon bag and leave with millions...

yes naa... Get Rich or die trying!

all na hustling naa!!

henrychubayo: Something is wrong somewhere. Some should try and phone d airline in Enugu. I just notice dat they have canceled the scheduled on where we use to tracked the flights. We need informations.

pls pls pls!!!!

dont tell me these guys are up to no good again!

am off to their office at Polo park! would keep u guys posted!!

FRESH AIR!!!

JUST ENJOY IT WHILE IT LAST!!!

Toomaxi: Helo guys i need ur advice i bought FBN stock at 12.6 last yr and is at N15, am no longer comfortable wit its fallin rate, i want to sell it whts ur take? And if u agree dt i should sell whch stock do u advice me to buy?

first of all..what was ur reason for buying FBN? has ur targets been reached? why the sudden change in plans?

anyway, if you see better oppurtunities and need to move for it.. why not?

Pangea: Nigeria, a gangsters paradise

Yea.. Get Rich or die trying ni!!

ubomez2@yahoo.c:
Henrychubayo, I also have noticed that there seems to be a problem somewhere but I cannot say exactly what it is. I have phoned the Ethiopian Airline office at the Polo Park Mall but no response as the line is always engaged.

please do inform us as you get the exact details....

hope no one is trying to play tricks on us sha?

A lot of people have been asking me on email for the people I use for my TBills..

I use Fidelity Securities Ltd; The investment banking subsidiary of Fidelity Bank... like i said before, I use them cos its more efficient in terms of moving my funds from Stocks to Tbills at very short notice.. moreover they do not do all them COT like banks when i move between the two investments.

henrychubayo: What is happening to the Flights to Enugu? Seems since friday, no flights has landed. Tracked it today and no flight yet. Did they change their time of departure?

Ask Stella!

this is the type of topic we should be discussing at the "beer parlour'

second base jare!!

dan_dollar: I wan waka nau.that's why I'm asking if you know any bank outside zenith that will roll over my investment without me having to wait for another 2weeks after the current one expires.

me i dont use banks... find them clumsy in the way i invest...as i move from Tbills to stocks at the shortest notice, and i try to avoid all those bank charges too like COT..

if you wan port to my people.. just PM me!

ganilat4: we thank God for this week auction, oga @feelamong,Thank u very much for the update information.pls can we get the table for the last quarter pls, may GOD ALMIGHTY grace more ur elbow. Thanks.

ok no wahala.. once my people send to me .. i will post on this thread!

dan_dollar: GTB is a very useless bank.imagine,had a TB that expired today, and wanted them to rebook it for this current auction.I was shocked when I was told it wasn't possible, that the funds have to be in my account savings account before I apply.zenith bank rolls over my investment every 91 days I don't have to wait for 2weeks after my investment matures to have it re-invested.I remember what I went through before they fixed the last one that expired today.after I applied at their branch in my location,I had to call and write their head office before my account was debited like a week after.at a point, a guy at the head office told me CBN had stopped treasury bills.I told him that he should note that he's not dealing with an illiterate.

Please does anyone know of any bank,apart from zenith bank where my investment will be rolled over,kind of,immediately it matures so that I don't have to wait for another 2weeks?

bros dem tie you for the bank ni?

why not just take a walk from there??

efilefun: Good day @Feelamong I will like to know if I can leave the investment there for years just like FD? Or I have to monitor everytime the investment period elapse

why not just do a 364 days Tbill and ask for a rollover once its matured!

naijababe: You wan risk am go Boko land?! The thing wey money go cause go pass am

yes ke! abi no be Get Rich or die trying ni..

Chimerase: ma spirt dey with u bro mi

oga na spirit go chop the money?..go park well joor!!

berem: Na wa o! Omo na to go adamawa go find the certificate. one billion no be beans! where do i start from?

meet me at the usual place where we go fortify ourself before our waka start.... u know naa.. Okala Mmadu; Okala Mmuo things!

Chai!! E no easy!! where that Bar man?

abeg arrange me that my usual!! one carton of Moet! aka Hero !!

that mai suya never come today?? Ok.. put enough gei gei for the suya! Notin dey happen .. Udo di!!

Abeg who go follow me go Adamawa? i hear say na there dem hide the PDP certificate and Oga Jona don say him ready to pay N1B for anybody wey help am retrieve am from Atiku hand..

Who wan join my team to Adamawa see money!!

Toya_tc: My people how market?
@Elai147 and co dose anyone have an idea of how this week's bid went?

Cheers all.

91 days --------10.90%

182 days -------12.34%

364 days ------12.59%

Chai!!! Nna memmm…oga OMAJ, so na here you come hide all this while wey I dey find you..

Nna eh the sun outside no easy at all!! I don waka tire for this warf looking for where to chop!

Anyway na me be FEELAMONG.. yes.. a hard core Igbo man, a trader, clearing agent, importer and exporter, manufacturer and even distributor..I be correct socialist and an enthusiast for positive change for this obodo Naija..

Yes am not your average good for nothing PDP apologist!

Abeg bar man… na wetin I do you naa? No be the same bar wey others come me I follow come?
Nna abeg arrange the correct cold star for me!! If you also get Moet bring am come.. eji m ego!! Onwero ihe na eme!! Chai!!

Sincere 9gerian: I'm not against ASUU or any union going on strike to push govt to met certain demands but when such union insists that their demand must be met 100% before they call off strike, then something is definitely wrong. Since the agreement was signed in 2009 why didnt ASUU continue strike then until it was fulfiled 100% if that is the way to go? If every Nigerian insists on having his or her 100% or nothing, then nothing will happen in this country.

The issue of the NASS is different matter. Unfortunately, the NASS has become too powerful so much so that they can hold the president to ransome. Only the NASS can to cut down on the allowances of the NASS. If we continue to pill up the pressure on the NASS through the media, they may be forced to cut down their allowances

Just listen to ur self..smh!

Better tell the President to sell off one of those useless presidential jets and meet the demands of ASUU ASAP!

Toya_tc: Unfortunately, my bank said that my bid was not successful. They just dey dull my style. I hope it pulls through duirng next auction. @feelamong abeg when be the next auction?

No mind dem bankers!Hope u have asked them to place the funds on call!

next Auction is 3rd Sept....Try to fast and pray wella O!

Elai147: I was hoping for the same rate too o... Well let's wait for news on the complete stop rate. Let us know if you have any news from your bank.

Yea.. the stop rates are as oga Elai stated above

91 days -------11.094%

182 days ------12.25%

The fact that only these two tenored Auction defitely would have led to the drop in rates...So much money pursuing this now as the Stock Market is currently taking a beating!

But the next Auction has 364 days tenored Bills so i expect the rates to hinge up a little!

would be standing by to hear the first testimony...