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Music/RadioRe: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by Femeto: 2:48pm On May 22, 2022
I need Igbo and Shayo.
Science/TechnologyRe: Lion Bites Off Man's Finger At Jamaican Zoo (Video, Photo) by Femeto: 9:14am On May 22, 2022
Him done turn Dan Burn
Music/RadioRe: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by Femeto: 8:54am On May 22, 2022
The street keeps urging me to do more.
Music/RadioRe: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by Femeto: 8:53am On May 22, 2022
purejustice36:
Eyaaah sorry ooo
You too sorry.
Music/RadioRe: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by Femeto: 10:14pm On May 21, 2022
humberjade:
When I think about the good times we shared together baby, I cannot understand how we ever let things fall apart
Never far away - Lagbaja
Music/RadioRe: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by Femeto: 10:13pm On May 21, 2022
Lionelbhass:
Bad belle lo po laye, kehinde le je Oju Taiye
Baddest boy
Music/RadioRe: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by Femeto: 10:13pm On May 21, 2022
If no be God I for done Die.
RomanceRe: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Femeto: 4:46pm On May 21, 2022
questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?
Your Oju kokoro go clear soon.
CrimeRe: Lekki Lynching: Police Reveal Identity Of Suspected Killers Of David Imoh by Femeto: 11:24am On May 21, 2022
SlyDev:
By Eniola Daniel


https://guardian.ng/news/lekki-lynching-police-reveal-identity-of-suspected-killers-of-david-imoh/
Na that Susan point the mob to where the guy was hiding. They should all be punished.
CrimeRe: I Watched A Thief Vandalised A Kiosk And I Couldn't Do Anything! by Femeto: 11:16am On May 21, 2022
Favaman:
I was having a discussion with my hostel mate at the top roof of the building, when we noticed a dude hopping to a hideout.

Initially, we thought he was being chased by some bad bois, then I noticed this dude kept running out from a particular point to the hideout anytime a vehicle or any human figure appears.

The kiosk is along the road, my guy was insisting that he was being chased, giving me a lot of points to ascertain his claim. I was like no if a person is being chased, there is no way the person will keep going to a particular place and later come out and go to the same place he ran from, obviously this dude is a thief!! Trying to steal. The time was between 12:05-12:58.

Few minutes later, this thief came out with some stuff from the kiosk's direction to the same hideout. He dropped it and move back to the kiosk direction. We couldn't see how he was taking this things out because, our view from the roof top to the kiosk is obstructed by some elements of a building and we were abit far from the point where he was doing this.

We were watching until something happened, this dude came back to the hideout, eating some stuff and he was having something with him like a bread or something. He sat down and he was eating from his loot.

As he was doing so, it was as if his luck was about to run out, a patrol of two vigilantees, came around and was flashing their torches around the place.

There were two things that would've happened.

1. If they(vigilantes) enter the street where the hideout of the dude is, they would've caught him.
2. If he(thief) had seen them, he would've ran and be shot dead.

On the other side, me and my guy was watching and we were contemplating if we should raise an alarm, we reasoned it. If we do now, the dude will try to run, thereby he will be shot, these vigilantees are absolutely merciless.

Beside dude was like he had not eating for days, as he was stealing, he was eating. I had a pity on him. I am very sure he is a student.

These vigilantees instincts was actually telling them something but they were too lazy or should I say they don't really care to go and check out the street opposite them, they were just flashing the torchlights all over the place but was reluctant to check out the place. They left and kept moving forward to the next junction. Leaving the thief to complete his mission.

After few minutes on the dinner, he got up and pack the other loots in a bag and took off.
All this happened within 1hr(12:05-58)

I was like "did I just do this"? How did I allow a thief to go scot free.?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, I can't stand someone being killed because I raised and alarm over stealing.. Many things might have been for the thief though, maybe he has not eaten for days, I don't know but I pray one day he will be caught.. If he still repeat it again in my presence, I won't hesitate to call the vigilantes on him.

I feel sorry for the shop owner.. Tomorrow I believe someone is going to wail and curse the thief..

I am looking out to watch what gonna happen tomorrow morning.
If na your shop you no go raise alarm?
Foreign AffairsRe: The Hidden Underground City In Finland Built In Case Of Nuclear War (Pictures) by Femeto: 7:26am On May 18, 2022
Buhari generation no fit think or achieve this kind thing.
CrimeRe: Beer Barn's Statement On David Sunday Imoh's Murder By Okada Men by Femeto: 9:50pm On May 17, 2022
His Mudrers should be given firing squad. Jungle justice is a criminal offense that we don’t speak about.
PoliticsRe: Deborah: Suspect In Viral Video Is From Niger Republic, Has Escaped – Police by Femeto: 11:59am On May 15, 2022
Big lie.
CelebritiesRe: Why We Demolished Kpokpogri’s House – FCTA Reveals by Femeto: 10:57am On May 15, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
See Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7126197/kpokpogris-n700m-abuja-house-demolished




Source: Daily Post
See their nonsense statement. They should go and pay compensation
TV/MoviesRe: Osas Ighodaro Wins AMVCA 2022 Best Actress In A Drama - Movie/tv Series by Femeto: 10:26pm On May 14, 2022
Na Kie Kie Tailor Oran sew the clothe grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Uninterested Nowadays by Femeto: 3:20pm On May 14, 2022
jackals:
I'm a beautiful woman in my 30s (33 precisely) with a good career and a budding startup in the make-up business. I'm also very humble and I'm one that appreciate the little things a man do. Recently, I got linked to a guy who just came back from the US and have the intention of settling down just like me. He's successful and very respectful the First time we met, and I was already looking forward to something meaningful with him.

Last week Sunday, he took me out. When I got back home, I noticed I've embarrassed myself too much by literally throwing myself at him. I withdrew and form busy by not responding to his texts and calls for two days. WhatsApp message read but not replied.

On Tuesday, I noticed he didn't message me for the whole day. But I became bothered. Up till now, he has not called me nor message me. I didn't want things to be like this, I just didn't want it to be like I'm desperate of his attention.

Is he that he has moved on or not really interested
Stop this joke.
SportsRe: Sports Ministry Okays Peseiro For Super Eagles Top Job by Femeto: 10:20pm On May 13, 2022
robosky02:
With his record I don't think he has anything tangible to offer
Rohr still won Bronze with his terrible record.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On May 12th 2022 by Femeto: 7:08am On May 13, 2022
BENEAMATA:
Please , and please , no one should go to any Arsenal supporting aboki kiosk to ask for " white london " cigarettes seeing as eye dey red as north london just turned white ! grin
Your Brain is White.
PoliticsRe: Sokoto College Closes School Indefinitely Over Killing Of Student by Femeto: 10:37pm On May 12, 2022
You there close down the school without arresting the criminals that did this barbaric act.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mexico: Super Eagles Coach Announces Squad For Friendly Match by Femeto: 7:16am On May 11, 2022
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Orji Uzor Kalu Withdraws From Race, Backs Lawan by Femeto: 3:02am On May 10, 2022
SportsRe: FIFA Gives NFF 45-Day Ultimatum To Pay Rohr $378,000 Over Sacking by Femeto: 10:23pm On May 09, 2022
oshozondii:
https://www.thecable.ng/fifa-gives-nff-45-day-ultimatum-to-pay-rohr-378k-over-sacking/amp
This fool called Picknic should have just left this man. He would have resigned by himself. You can’t play games on a foreign managers. The one they are about to employ is watch this madness.
PoliticsRe: Akinwumi Adesina May Join 2023 Presidential Race by Femeto: 4:00pm On May 08, 2022
Malory:
He is the only Yoruba man I'll vote with all my heart
Same here.
PoliticsRe: APC Nomination Form: Delegates From 36 States Sign For Tinubu (Pictures) by Femeto: 12:39pm On May 08, 2022
anonimi:
On social media or in real life?
How much of your 24 hours and personal money are you investing to replace APC and PDP next year?
Maybe you are just one of Bubu's lazy youths- plenty mouth no action, with an oversized entitlement mentalityhuh
Shut your mouth. It’s my opinion. Not voting for any candidate from the two parties as I see them as thesame.
PoliticsRe: APC Nomination Form: Delegates From 36 States Sign For Tinubu (Pictures) by Femeto: 12:25pm On May 08, 2022
No APC no PDP come 2023.
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu: Emefiele Must Resign As CBN Governor Immediately by Femeto: 8:29am On May 07, 2022
DUNDEEMASTER:
So why is everybody interested in Emefiele matter.
Are they not seeing Amaechi, Osibanjo and co.
Afonja are a d remains the worst pple to associate with. They keep talking from side of there mouth. angry angry
They can backstab for Africa undecided undecided
I rather dine an Hausa and Fulani that this pple undecided undecided
True that. The Ministers, Governors and VP should also resign. Their positions are also sensitive.
PoliticsRe: UK Recovers $23 Million In Loot Linked To Late Nigerian Dictator, Abacha by Femeto: 9:39pm On May 05, 2022
Money wey dem go loot again.
SportsRe: African Referees Selected For FIFA 2022 World Cup In Qatar. by Femeto: 6:51pm On May 04, 2022
God1000:
Here are some African referees selected by the world football governing body FIFA for 2022 world cup, sadly no Nigerian referee is among.

Nigeria failed to qualify for this year's tournament as well.
Nigerian officials no sabi anything.
CrimeRe: More Pictures Of The Army Couple Killed By Unknown Gunmen (very Graphic Picture by Femeto: 6:00pm On May 03, 2022
This is just too terrible. They must no go unpunished.
RomanceRe: 2 Lovers Found Dead Naked In An SUV In Lagos by Femeto: 8:13am On May 03, 2022
ValCon888:
When you drive around, there's constant air movement which makes it difficult to suffer carbon monoxide poisoning.

It won't hurt you to ask questions like a calm, rational-thinking human being.

Go and read my earlier comment again. I broke it down for you.
Why AC no dey kill people for standstill Traffic?
SportsRe: FIFA Sanctions Nigeria Over World Cup Fracas In Abuja by Femeto: 2:49pm On May 02, 2022
fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thg494jPQkg

World soccer ruling body, FIFA, has imposed a 150,000 Swiss Franc fine on Nigeria following the unruly behaviour of fans at the end of the second leg Qatar 2022 World Cup play-off between the Super Eagles and Black Stars of Ghana at the Moshood Abiola Stadium, Abuja, on March 29.

The match which ended in a 1-all draw sealed Ghana's qualification to the World Cup later this year. Alongside the fine, the Country will play one home game without spectators.



FIFA Media

Over 30 Countries were also fined over different infractions during the World Cup Qualifiers.
FIFA . 150 k is just too much. 2 stadium bans would have been okay.
TravelRe: 4 Passengers Killed, Others Injured In Accident On Third Mainland Bridge by Femeto: 8:57am On May 02, 2022

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