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Myer:
Nawa oh. Your own bible says Jonah died inside the whale? Wetin we no go hear.
I would have called you an idiot but apparently you're quoting your pastor who is the real idiot twisting the bible to his gnorant "my pastor said" followers.

Quality20:
Its quite known that many single girls like to date married men, whom they see as more reliable and could easily marry them as their extra wives, but on the contrary I don't know the exact reason why some married men rather than staying and dating single girls, but would rather be dating various married women. What's the attraction in married women, who may even be pregnant or have children?

mofeoluwadassah:
I dont have

honeyB2018:
Am not a Femi Fani Kayode fan,but going through your thread on what Mrs Melinda Gates said, there is no differences between what she said in reference to o Ecuador and African and what FFK said.
When she said I see in Africa, what I saw in Ecuador, what was that supposed to be? What did she see in Ecuador, was it not death?

Plead:
This masquerade of a thing? Of what use is it or are they to the society?

They should be abolished. Any masquerade seen constituting a nuisance on the streets should not only be drilled but also arrested.

ghettokid1:
We Have Been Scamed

B4UIWAZ:
I hope this lockdown won't affect salary of this month for federal civil servants o

Onlyonebuhari:
Oya calculate from Friday night to Sunday morning, how many days and nights?

OrestesDante:


∆ What if you don't have a common sense to answer a simple question, even when the questioner has made it so simple for a fool/toddler to comprehend?

Just eyes, no brains for conceptualizing
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OrestesDante:


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What if he didn't say so?
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Aryafucksfinaly:
Scam. Make him just continue to dey make him members feel good

Idonweak:
Good morning nairalanders.
My penis has been really itchy for like a month. It started like play but now I'm really worried. The itchy is so pleasing. Aside the itchiness, i don't have any other symptoms at all. No penis discharge, painful erection and everything else is normal. I also noticed my buttocks itches alittle plus i had a boil/lump there but it bursted and cleared but now the boil/lump is back.

Please before you accuse me of contacting sti, I want you to know i had been celibate since the beginning of these year. My guess is scabies but I'm not sure. Please lemme know what you think and what i can use if you have had similar experience before. Thanks.


Disclaimer: The penis below is not mine. I got it from google. I only upload it because that's what the condition of my penis look like.

mtinfx:

Wacks

Juliearth:
This is the first festivity that I would mark away from home. Thus, in a bid to make it quite homely, I resolved to give myself and a few of my neighbours a treat.

Pictures loading soon

ignis:
There is light at the end of the tunnel.

The discharged outnumbered the death cases.

Glory to God.... We shall conquer this Chinese Virus.

The index cases in katsina and kano should be flogged for violating the Lagos lockdown rule and still traveling out of Lagos.


The guy below me has nothing to say.

Onlyonebuhari:
Thank God just bring a single verse that says Jonah died inside the fish?
Then from simple calculation from Friday night to Sunday how many days and nights is that.

liverpool72:
wining Olympic football game final in Atlanta is that not a gud record ode.

kingso96:
than Nigerians are ungrateful twerps. Bonfre has better record than westerhof

Onlyonebuhari:
And I heard some Christians ignorantly jumping around the streets shouting “Jesu Jidede” {Jesus resurrects} the 3rd day and I just can't help but shake my head.

And this came to mind from their own Bible.

Mathew 12:39 as it leads us to the subject of Three Days and Three Nights…

The supposedly "God" {Jesus} whom they claim was murdered by his own supposedly creatures {the Jews} reacts in this manner as he says, ". . . An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign (miracle), and there shall no sign (miracle) be given to it, but the sign (miracle) of the Prophet, Jonah."

TAKE NOTE: NO "SIGN" BUT ONE!

What was the "sign" or the miracle that Jonah performed that Jesus now proposes to Emulate?

Now, let me recapitulate this Mighty Miracle from the Book of Jonah for clarity purpose:

{1}---When you throw a man into a raging sea, he ought to die right? Yes!

But because Jonah did not die, therefore, it is a MIRACLE!

{2}---. A fish comes and gobbles the man; he ought to die right? Yes!

But for the fact that Jonah did not die, therefore, it is now a double MIRACLE!

{3}---There is serious heat and suffocation in the whale's belly for three Days and three nights and, he ought to die right?? Yes!

But he did not die; therefore, it is now a miracle of MIRACLES!

In short, that same God that saved Jonah also saved Jesus {pbuh} after praying to God as contained in Hebrew, 5:7, Mathew, 26:39, Luke 22:44………

His prayers was answered and granted and so Jesus did not Die ooo!

Although some Christians will still say, "he must die o" even as they contradict their reasoning that Jesus is "God". A God praying � to another God for safety... Laughable!


However, let’s calculate if Jesus actually Died and resurrected the third day >>>>>>>

FRIDAY Night: Either third hour Or sixth hour, he was placed in the Thumb- Night number one {1}

SATURDAY Day: he was supposed to be in the Thumb- Day number {1}

Saturday Night: he was still supposed to be in the thumb- Night number two {2}

SUNDAY Day {morning}: he was not there……………….

If for the sake of argument we agree with the Christians, It automatically means that Jesus was not in the Grave for three DAYS and THREE NIGHTS…

What we get is no more than ONE day and TWO nights. Or two nights and a day!

And juggle as you may, you will never, never get three days and three nights as Jesus had himself foretold, "according to what we read � in Mathew 12:39".

Now, even the Master of mathematics cannot help the Christians for this!

Can you now see that the Christians are giving a double lie to Jesus from this one prophecy alone?

Jesus said that he would be LIKE Jonah!

The Christians alleged and say NO!

That Jesus was UNLIKE Jonah.

Jonah was ALIVE for three days and three nights, whereas the Christians say Jesus was "DEAD" in the tomb! (?)

Jesus said that he would be in the tomb for THREE days and THREE nights; whereas the Christians say that he was in the tomb for only ONE day and TWO Nights……..

Who is lying, Jesus or the Christians?

GreatResearcher1:
We still have them.

GreatResearcher1:
No physical slave in the world?

GreatResearcher1:
How is life stronger than death? what's the metric of measurement?

Life is Jesus, Death is Devil

Why does God always waiting for the devil to do his worst before God does his best? And the crucifixion, was it God's plan or the devil's plan? The devil didn't do his worst. He only played out a script written by God
The crucifixion was God's plan and an opportunity to demonstrate that he has POWER over death. Without resurrection, his authority over death would have been null

Man always end in death. Does God begins there?
God has no beginning, cos he began the beginning and has no end either

Why hasn't that power right the wrong of this pandemic? religious leaders are resorting to science for help.

He makes things beautiful in his own time. The Pandemic will end in His own time

God's timing is always wrong. Ask doctors at emergency wards they will tell u.

He's never slow to act, His timing is not like we humans numbered time

God's released man from bondage from Jesus resurrection and we still have slaves?

Gudhrt08:
So I was discussing with this female friend of mine that I use to Bleep.....I was surprise when she said female enjoy sex more than guys.
So Nairalanders how true is it mehn!