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Old mama youngie....your body don wrinkle o

LoveFayfay:
excuse me, I don't know what you mean

he's referring to your dp

Phenomenal16:
Shave or carve ur beards
U grab
U weren't what I was expecting... But then is OK shaa

Imagine.....what can you create.

doggedfighter:
Sad, so sad
After her performance went in for surgery.
Could it be health or cosmetic surgery?

Rest on, beautiful one

She wasn't sick, couldnt be health related

O wa n do yin ninu ile egbon mi

Angelfrost:
Why exactly did Ighalo not start this game??!... This is where Zidane stands head and shoulders above these young EPL coaches. Rubbish.

Zidane that couldn't beat City in Bernabéu

MorataFC:
Who is the man of the match?
For me it's Barkley

yea Barkley took it with 2 assists

That Glimor plays like Mikel in his youth days

blackjack21:
Wise man

Why speak at all when God can see what's in your mind.

he commanded us to speak/ask/request

DropsMic:
Believe this or not.. But if he speaks in tongues, he is a fake pastor.... Also if you speak in tongues, you are only deceiving yourself..

That's just the absolute fact..
If you believe otherwise then you are lost..

In Nigeria People only speak in tongues for one reason only... So people see them as "highly spiritual"... Which here is all you need to scam gullible church goers.

If you think I'm lying monitor your pastors tongues. You go see pattern

Speaking in tongues does not make you more spiritual. In fact babes in Christ do speak in tongues. Its people without understanding that think speaking in tongue is a higher level of spirituality

IntroVAT:
So, in church during the prayer session, and after the prayer topic has been introduced, I find I can't pray for more than 30 seconds, 1 minute tops.

After that, I have nothing else to say. Yet I see others praying until whoever is leading the session intervenes and introduces another prayer topic.

What exactly are they saying for that long or are they just repeating themselves. I can't speak in tongues too, so that doesn't help my cause.

I also cannot pray loudly, I always whisper under my breath even when the pastor says to shout at the top of our voices, because that's just how I am.

Do these things I mentioned n hinder prayers from being answered?

Help

study more....out of your belly flow rivers of living water. Fill your belly with his words and his words will never be scarce from your mouth

Jaqenhghar:
Ignorant is everyone an oil worker?

You still don't get it...who will explain to this simpleton

Jaqenhghar:
Dont flatter yourself. The reason why you dont have that many cases is because you dont have that many visitors.

Ignorant! All oil producing Country are never short of visit from foreigners

PrimadonnaO:
What do ugly ducklings have to teach us?

swan born into a family of ducks, who is cast out of the pond because the other animals believe such an "ugly duckling" doesn't belong with them.

After a dreadfully cold and lonely winter, the ugly duckling sees his reflection in the water and realizes that he wasn't a duck after all - he has grown to be the most beautiful swan in the pond.

Its about the search for personal identity rather than conforming to society's norms

horpigee1:
here are the 25 bitter truths about life.
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1.no one is going to love you exactly like you imaging.
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2.life will never be perfect.
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3.it takes nothing to join the crowd, but it takes everything to stand alone.
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4.your achievements and success won't matter on your death bed.
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5.nobody cares how difficult your life is.
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6.just like a weather, people change.
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7.failures are crucial part of life.
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8.everyone you love is going to die.
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9.truth is built in drops and lost in buckets.
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10.some of the most poisonous people comes disguised as family (blood relation).
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11.dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude.
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12.every next level of your life will demand a different you.
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13.you are replaceable, people miss you only when they fail to replace you.
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14.eyes have no curtain. once you've seen, you've seen, you cannot pretend otherwise. you cannot erase it.
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15.the person who takes a job only in other to survive has turned himself or herself into a slave.
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16.the problem with life is that we worry more about the things we lack, instead of being grateful for the things we have.
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17.we must pass through darkness before we reach the light.
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18.when someone is drowning and you try to save them, they are more likely to drown you before you pull them out.
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19.the truth is that, we have no control of life, we just pretend that we do.
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20.apparently people are easily upset by the truth because it upsets their illusion.
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21.a journey of a thousand miles begins with a thought.
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22.if your presence irritates people, then it is time to move on
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23.enjoy your life like a one way roller coaster ride, every moment counts but not every moment can be repeated.
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24.listen harder than you can speak. each time you speak, you lose a boatload of lesson.
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25.when you help people, don't expect reciprocity, for humans are not designed to give back, they are only designed to take.

lalasticlara pull am to ft, let people know the bitter truths.

17 is not always true

Wizdude:
She just might be saying the truth.

Do you know the population of lagos g boyz alone

RGBshield:
show me proof

Vanity

Godpikin4real:
Fada Lawd.
Can a mother forget her sucking child and not have compassion on her?

no wonder the Bible used "mother " not "girl"

Timson01:
Good day nairalanders,

I have a question bothering me. I have been in a relationship with my fiance for almost 3 years. Our wedding is this Easter. So we got a new apartment and he has been living in that apartment .

I visit almost every day and we both cant wait to get married. We moved some of his stuff in one of the rooms and I was trying to clean up and arrange some of the items when I saw some pictures of my fiance and his ex.

Personally,I was surprised he still kept pictures of his ex. (I discovered this ex is in the same church with him. I recognized her cos she is a church worker but he never mentioned they were ever together until I found these pictures). I put them together and my intention was to confront him and later,maybe burn the pictures. So I packed them in a bag waiting for him to return so I can show them to him.

I continued cleaning but I also saw like old CDs and I was wondering which ones to keep or throw away so I had to play them one by one in the DVD to determine which one was still good or which ones are bad so I can throw them away.

Just as I continued playing the CDs,I played one that I was not expecting. It was a sx tape of my fiance and his ex (his church member o) and another woman. I recognized the ex from the photos that I saw earlier on. I was stunned and shocked. Why did he make sx tape of himself having a party with his ex and someone else?
At this point,I lost it and couldn’t wait for him to return. He of course lied that he did not know he still had the pictures and video. He said the video was a mistake. He was young and stupid. The video was made when they were drunk.

I met my fiance through a mutual friend. Never for once did my fiance mention that his ex is still in the same church with him. In fact,he never mentioned her. I go to his church once in while but I never got any hint…I feel so fooled.

For me,its bullshit. All I can picture is him and his ex and that LovePeddler. Who is she,that ex…who is the other woman?…why is the ex pictures and videos still with the man I am getting married to in a few weeks.
My fiance has been begging me,saying he has destroyed the pictures and video.But that is not comforting me,my gut is telling me there is something about this ex. I mean,I know my guy is not a virgin,I know he has been with other girls in the past but never in a million years did I picture him as the kind of guy who would sleep with two women at the same time and even film it.

Plus filming it..he kept the tape…We have been together for 3 whole years…why does is that tape still in existence?Maybe he is still in love with the ex or maybe they are still seeing behind my back.

Or maybe he kept the tape as a reminder of the kind of s*x he likes…I am confused and I truly feel like there is something he is not telling me but he says I am just paranoid for nothing,that there is nothing going on. That he has not spoken to this ex for over 4 years.
Please advise me…is he telling the truth…his motive for making the tape too is scaring me…is he that type of guy or was this just one time stupid mistake?

Abeg nairalanders,make una advise me on what to do?

You panic unnecessarily, you don't have proof that he's cheating on you

You don't have proof that he's still watching those sex tapes

When he was a child, he behaved like a child. All was done before he met you. Its better you burn and bury the past.

Your epistle is full with "maybe" , "maybe"

If you continue like this, your marriage won't survive 2yrs

Newcomer, you'll soon get tired

jarkbauer:
The reporter is not serious. You went to areas where Okada and Keke were not banned to interview people.

Shut up! They are back....you need to go out more

Ineedtoheal:
Hi Famlanders, Please I need your advice. I beg you all to save a sister. I have to bring this here coz I know it's where I will get wonderful contributions. Again, I am using this new account coz I have friends and customers here. I don't want to blow my cover. Please this is real and not fiction. This will be quite lengthy, please bear with me.

I met this guy in 2013 when I was in year one. It was not a steady relationship coz we barely call nor see so I didn't take him serious. And whenever we see, it was always at one friends house or another. I accused him of being married but he vehemently denied it. Later on I figured out he had accommodation issue after he lost his job. He later rented a house when he got another job with one of our prestigious federal universities here in Nigeria and that was when things became serious (kinda).

We became very serious around 2016 that is why I count it as 5 years instead of 7. But then during one of my visits, I was sleeping in the room when I overheard him talking to someone but the only thing that caught my attention was when he said "I don't even have a girlfriend". Though I didn't confront him, but I thought about it deeply.

Two nights ago, I had a dream where he was getting married to another lady. I was crying while he was still saying he loves me but can't marry me. I confronted him yesterday, he said I am pressurizing him to marry me that was after he first asked what will happen if we don't end up together. He hasn't told me where the relationship is leading to after 5 years. We have been living for the moment. Just for the moment!

Few info about the relationship
1) He will be 40 this November while I am 27.
2. He has always had numerous girlfriends that when he's with them, he doesn't pick my calls though he always apologizes and he's trying his best this year.

3. He always send pictures of other women to his friends to let them know they are the people he wish to marry but never has he sent mine. Though he claims he's not doing it again.

4. From the look of things he's still searching while he wants to have me all to himself. Maybe a second option since the others are not accepting him and I love him foolishly.

5. The relationship is 50 -50 .We spend on each other. He believes it's the woman's duty to do all the house chores but not the man's duty to take care of the woman.

6. On his Fathers burial last year, 3 of his girlfriends came (me inclusive) and we all wore the burial uniform. Together, we served his guests even when we realized we are dating same man. His neighbors were giggling and gossiping but we all decided to be matured and work together.

7. When my sister that raised me died, he didn't come for the burial. his reason was he had supervision that day in school,same person that calls his colleague to cover for him during exam supervision so he could do other things. He also didn't send me any money but he questioned me for not giving him any money for his Father's burial. Even when I paid him excess for the burial uniform. I know why I did that. Mind you, he has asked me before if he can give one of his ex 10k during her Father's burial which I agreed and he sent her the money.

8. I have rejected some suitors who were willing to marry me coz of him. Though he has never encouraged me to accept any of them. In fact he gets angry hearing that another man is coming close to me.

9. He doesn't call often, I do more of the calling though he always return my calls. He can stay for days without calling unless I call. I know I have been the one holding the relationship coz I thought he will change.

10. Sine 2017 till last year, all I did was forgive him coz I love him. He keeps bringing new / different ladies into the picture. I have gone through a lot of emotional stress. He keeps asking me to stay that he loves me but he's confused.

His good side: He's understanding, motivates me to do my best, he doesn't hit me, he is gentle.

Me on the other hand is sometimes stubborn though very faithful coz I love him to a fault. I easily get angry but forgives easily. When I'm angry I talk so much but I don't abuse him. He is simply the cause of all my anger. He always say I am very understanding, a good girl, drama free but yet he doesn't want to marry me and won't let me go too. I have never involved a third party in our relationship except my late sister who said she wish I will walk away from the relationship because I love the guy more, that it won't end well. All my friends thinks I have a perfect relationship because I don't discuss him with them.

Back to last night, I told him I won't call him again coz he said I am pressurizing him to marry me. The truth is I have seen the hand writing on the wall, not today but two years ago but I keep going back. Please I need advice on how not to go back again. The love he proclaims for me is not enough for him to marry. I have wasted enough time already. Maybe hearing the raw truth here will help.

You don't need advice, you know what to do.
Continue chasing other suitors away, you ll be alright last last

Any man that can flaunt other girls before you does not respect you. Forget about other qualities you think he has. No respect, no love, no commitment from him. You are fvcking dating yourself

What round of sex is enough

hope4nigeria:
i use to see him as an elderly man in most of his comedy, but I senior him with 14years in NYSC oh, not in age sha

He's not that young o
From his timeline:
I finished secondary school 2009. I went to 4 different Universities between then and 2019. Most people thought I was possessed. I didn’t care how long it was going to take, but I told myself I was definitely going to get a University degree. Long last, I got it.

dangotesmummy:
Mr macaroni

ABI is he the one that shina peters sang for

Mr macaroni ewajegudi gudi,tobaje gudi gudi...... (I can't remember the rest of the line)

asheyaka bayi , olomoge kila gbe kilojuuoooo


Aswear Fuji songs can be hilarious

Shina Peters and Fuji songs? You sure say you sabi shina Peters

These schools don't have field for sporting activities!

Nonsense, removing the black background is a no for me

"My bosom is weak"....Is that info necessary?

Vanity

iomoge2:
What I wanted was to know if BELLS TECH have finished admission process, or the process is still on or will soon commence.
I need to do a TopUp degree.

Any one with useful information please help.
I stay far from Ota.
The website isn't helping much.

You ll soon fall in another scam. Take a bus and go to the school