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They know how to play the victim card very well

Deeminaj:
At least he accepted it ,most guys cant do that at 18

Accepted the preggy but won't be a able to accept the responsibility when the child comes

She must be in a movie set. She ll bear all manner of fruits and vegetables and you ll not be invited for the naming

stupidity:
This fine asx shorty came to visit me yesterday evening. She told me before gan that there will be no sex whatsoever. I laughed it off and insist she comes. She came, after all the plays, chops and talks. man shower and it was time for action.

This girl refused gan. I left the room for her countless times and still found myself back in the room trying to pleadfully gain entry

At last, something happened and my penls was going for the third thrust when it suddenly went flaccid.


She sef surprise say I nor throw waist again.
I gave this guy time to rise up but nothing happened.


Tried few tricks but no luck even till now.


I’m at the office rest room this morning with my penls out my pant. I’m trying to kick start it again. Im thinking of using anointing oil when I get home this evening.

Its called anxiety. You don't rush sex, pre-intimacy is for both men and women. The penis has its own mind, don't rush it into action

Small body with big breasts

Kini big deal, we ll survive it

logon599:
Wow great news for Cheslea. Now they only need to worry about Gnabry, Coman, Muller, MOM Alphonso Davies, Thiago, etc, as well as scoring at least 4 unreplied goals at the Allianz Arena. Great news.

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Chelsea will be without Jorginho and Alonso

Foodqueen:
Where is the intimacy

you won't see anything and I won't be able to type

I have seen something else under the sun

The people of thiz World invest so much in vanity

LoveFayfay:
sweet in the middle, you know, you know, you know. #ifyouknowyouknow

Sweet in the middle
Can you do a split in the middle?
Sit in the middle
I just wanna chuk you like needle

Alex! Ha my data

Johness:
Hi everyone, My name's John.

I've been on incognito mode for months now but i just decided to register today so i could pour out my mind here.

I'm still a young chap of 20, since i left school to play football things has really been tough for me, the pressure from loved ones is really too much for me; not that i can't play but the connection is not there, no one to help.

Every morning when i wake up, the zeal to train is no longer there. It's just as if I've lost hope after 4 years of leaving my confort zone.

Last month i decided to start a street hustle but that one also is another frustration. Things are not just working, at age 20 I've really suffered.

The passion for football is still there but no encouragement. I just feel regret written all over me. It's 3:29am and i can't sleep, thinking hard about my life.

Who did i really offend, where did i go wrong, so many questions running through my mind. I'm just tired of this life, if not for hell fire i would have done the unthinkable.

No one in my family to talk to, everyday i smile but deep down inside of me I'm really hurting. I just came to nairaland to pour out my emotions maybe i will feel a little confort. Thank you for your time reading.

Get busy....try school or biz

Casalindaa:
Why do people feel threatened by me?? I’m not controversial, I’m not dramatic I just pretty.

you have attitudes

Oboh662:
I need advice on something that has been bothering me. I’m 24 years old guy have been dating my girl 22 for six months now, it’s a long distance relationship. I love her so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with her , my parents and siblings like her a lot. My girl and I planned to spend some time together during val so she came to my base on the 13th of feb and left early morning on the 16th. On val day we made love for the very first time, and something strange has happened which I don’t understand. Ok this is what happened during love making she insisted that I shouldn’t removed her bra , I asked her why ? She said she wasn’t feeling comfortable and she prefers to keep it on . Ok I respected her wish. While sucking her breast w her bra was still on had to lift up a bit, the more I was sucking the more her breast were leaking had to paused and asked her if she is a nursing mother ? She said no , and I asked how come her breast are leaking milk she said it’s something to do with her hormones and she insists that she hasn’t birth before. I was confused but I didn’t want to disappoint her so I try to keep my cool and we carried on , when she was on the top of me , I had to removed her bra against her wish and the more we were banging the more her breast were licking heavily and I kept quiet but I could see the embarrassment in her and I acted as normal. For the remaining 2 days she were here , we didn’t make love again and we stay cool till she left. This has been bothering me a lot because I love her so much , I see myself growing old with her but I am now wondering if she truly has a child? I’m so confused and I don’t know how to found out if my suspicions are right or not ? Please I really need advice from you guys especially doctors and ladies in the house. My question is , it is possible for a lady who hasn’t given birth yet to produced breast milk? It wasn’t a small amount but a lot. Please I’m very serious I need matured advice only please no joke

she's done abortion

lonelydora:
Happy Birthday Adesua. May God bless your new age.


Since, God's time is the best, I won't be stooping so low to ask if you are pregnant or not.

you just did

Fear North

Barbie15:
Hello Everyone, I am still awake by this time cause couldn't sleep. I have invited the ant infested fire wood. I am a married house wife , though a graduate but jobs weren't coming fourth. My husband is not really trying his best to provide for us ,I do some online stuffs to assist. My hubby lives in fantasy,he always believes that tomorrow will be better, he will build mansions etc but he doesn't do any practical hustle. He believes in that one political appointment can make him super rich but year after year there will be no progress.

I became frustrated that I can't even make my hair nor buy creams. I was so in lack with my kids. My online biz doesn't pay every time. There was this guy I met online and we moved our conversation to whatsap. He chat like old school friends. He works with a bottling company in PH. I started asking him for assistance, he will send 10k, 5k and at one time 15k for me. It was quite a relieve for me. It happens that he decided to spend his leave in Aba at his friends place. We decided to see for the first time. I went to the place and surprisingly he was all alone. He was tall and huge and obviously younger. We gisted, talked about vancancies in his place of work. We had a little to drink and he kissed me ,one to led to another and we had a very hot sex together right in the sitting room. I felt guilty but he started petting me to relax that I am not the first married woman he has made love to. He gave me 20k but I still felt guilty.

5 days later he called me to come to same house but I objected and I even stopped taking his calls. I was shocked when I entered my whatsap and saw him threating to expose me and post my nude on Facebook that he recorded us and me after we finished when I was nacked and crying...He said his friend was actually inside the room and on the passage recording me. He said I must come for him to keep having sex with me till he leaves Aba. That all the money he spent me on I must pay it back. I am really confused cause I am not sure if he really recorded the videos but he only showed me a picture of me nacked and anyone that doesn't know me too well won't recognise that it's me. He promised to show me the video tomorrow afternoon. I don't know what to do. Please I don't need insults kindly advice me

Report him to the police. Its called blackmail

Mizik:
Thanks for the recommendation ..
Truly appreciated..

Wow...I dey envy you o

Indeed, a good name is precious than gold

prizlezzlalasky:
Mancity is blessed with very cute players .
Best of luck guys.

No wonder all your followers are m

paranorman:
I want to be able to browse the internet on any android phone using Bluetooth of the phone like you'd normally do with wifi.

The android device becomes the Bluetooth client and while another device, say a PC, becomes the server. I am sure you get my analogy.
In other words, I want to browse on the android phone via Bluetooth connection to a PC with an internet connection. Please, understand this situation.

Any help, please... Anybody?!

You can use tether. But your PC can't be a sever

Riele:
One experience with a girl and suddenly all Nigerian girls takes the blame.

OP , either you use A girl i met is greedy or you close the thread .

Smh !

you ve done worse abeg

Nwannem if you see the mermaid
Her Royal Majesty
Pikin wey fine like this
Suppose dey with me

tonididdy:
There is no SS5 on my channel list meanwhile the SS5NHD is scrambled.

Did you pay the same amount like others? No

Stop complaining

AdemolaA2:
Very very very very disgusting and annoying words .. went to biology dictionary to check but couldn’t find any .. didn’t check Oxford English Dictionary cos it never sounded English

It was modified from "Skeleton" now

He was trying to introduce new dance

dayleke:
Ijo yoyo, ijo yoyo ooo - kollington

Shinamania da mi lohun, ese meji l'oke o,
Igi shasha ma ma sha mi, to ba se mo, dawo pada,
- shina peters

Those Lyrics are pregnant with sexual content

Aidun Osan la le mu mejola, tosan ba ti dun...ma mugba.

Omoge Olosan gbe wa o

lenghtinny:
I don't recall hearing go to the five alive in soapy....

There's some vernacular mixed up somewhere in between

Exactly

Inside life, lẹ o ti ri (that's where you ll see) 5alive

Still doesn't make sense though

BRATISLAVA:
Are universities secondary school that they need to take attendance? Classes aren't compulsory in University. It's your choice to attend, so what is his point?

Ignorance! Attendance carry marks.

Attendance is key in full time programs, you need to have between 50-75% attendance to qualify to write exam

englishmart:
How will those twin girls react when they grow up and find out they are products of surrogate? Asking for Amadioha

It doesn't make them less human

There is no difference between concoction prepared by cooking gas and firewood

Bat man police

Where is the baby