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Bobrisky was invited? How is dressing like woman related to old school days

Fedrick100:
See the way he’s calling the ladies he’s older than Ma

Mehn Nleka na bad thing

It's called courtesy

bigpicture001:
...a lady I approached and want to get the ground rolling does some very very weird stuffs...

She works . Now the thing is if you take her out this week, she finds a way within the same week to take you out also, forming or claiming she is happy at work and want you guys to celebrate it. Again you will go visit her and maybe buy three pieces of apple worth around 600. She will receive them with thanks and while seeing you off, she will stop around to buy like say bread for herself, so will say it's for her break fast tomorrow.. And while your waiting for her, she will come back from the shop with two loafs of break worth around that cost of apple you bought...

If you see a nice female outfit and buy for her cuz you think it might fit her, after uprising her with the gift and she appreciates, within a week, she will buy you a t-shirt you didn't ask her for.... Now if you pause and not buy her anything for 3months,she will never instintuivly buy you anything...

Please what is the meaning if this, if you send her recharge card of say 2k she will appreciate you very well, but she will be the first to subscribe your gotv in ur house even before you make a move for it.. Claiming she needs to watch a program urgently...

Does this kind of lady need commitment..?

More than commitment, she needs marriage. Don't be surprise if she stop doing this after marriage. She's trying to impress you so that you can do the needful on time

vibre:
Why are they in tears? If he really went to heaven then they should be celebrating. Unless he went to the other side.

They are in tears cos they are missing him.

It's like asking a bride why she's crying when leaving her family to join the groom on her wedding day

Eyaa..no jet trip again

What took them so long?

handsomeyitayo:
Hey girls check me out.... who goes there?

Go and open your shop, customer dey wait for you

Hurt:
I feel terrible....we met in camp and he told me he was serious with me and wanted to marry me, the problem was he wanted me to visit him more regularly and have intimacy and I refused. I wanted to wait till marriage. Today I saw pictures of his traditional wedding on Facebook to his ex girlfriend.

Don't be hurt, there is a lot of gain in doing the right thing. Your man is on the way, don't be disturbed

sunshineV:
there is dis guy wey collect from my hand say he wan epp me change screen. hin collect money come dey waka fast i had to start running to catch up, he even told me to walk fast o cus crowd plenty after a while nigga disappear...both money and phone dat needed fixing jus go laidat

I always tell them, don't worry , let me hold the phone and follow you

Misternas89:
Dem don talk am say If u no wise for Lagos, you no fit wise for anywhere ooo, not even in Nigeria, you no fit wise for anywhere in the world.

Part of the places in Lagos that you will learn lesson, Ikeja Computer Village is one of them. I mean learning the hard way

If you never learn from Ikeja, then have it at the back of your mind that you are still not a Lagosian and you can easily fall for cheap game play.
Kindly share your experience(s) and let’s learn, laugh and enjoy.
Cc Lalasticlala, ishilove, Mynd44. Abeg make una deliver this to the promise land Biko.
Lala as this one no be snake matter u no wan teleport my tori go front page bah

My love for Nokia 2300 back then in 2004

Approached those guys by the road for a used one, phone tested ok in my presence. Just as I was about to pay, he distracted me with another phone and there was a quick exchange of the tested ok phone for a fufu phone. I searched everywhere, he was nowhere to be found. 6k gone just like that, learnt my lessons and NEVER AGAIN deal with those guys in my subsequent visits

Ginaz:
We have known each other for 6yrs. he’s a very smart , highly intelligent dude, Very playful and deep minded .

We have spent both good and bad times together and he’s the one I run to when I have deep stuff on my mind but I just want him as a friend cos I have never envisioned more than friendship with him.

He came to town , took me on a lovely trip and he confessed his feelings for me which came as a shock to me. He’s a perfect guy , very caring and hardworking. He knows me so well, my imperfections and introverted self. He’s the only morafucker that can call me in the morning , say shittt and just end call without me being angry . Lolz

Since the revelation he hasn’t called me, he said he doesn’t want me in his life for friendship and he needs some space . I am missing him terribly.

I don’t want to lose him, this friendship we have . I’m in a dilemma. He hasn’t been online , I don’t even know what’s going on with him. Should I leave him alone ? Pls advice me.

I don’t want a relationship! This has made things awkward for us , I don’t even know what to do anymore. We haven’t been the same since that day!

You are a baby...no maturity in your post. When you attain maturity, you ll know that you ve been deceiving yourself with that word "bestie"

Toks2008:
Mumu button is a popular Nigeria Pidgin English slang which means a person's weak spot and when properly triggered, in most cases, will make that person grant requests that is asked of him or her if the person has the capacity to oblige.

It is a general belief that every man has a mumu button and most ladies are always interested to know the mumu button of their men...

Well let me give you one time tested and trusted mumu button that works on most if not all men since the days of Adam...

IT IS CALLED RESPECT.... Try it, it works like magic.

You can say that again but feminism has blinded a lot of our today's women to understand this open secret

helinues:
No be force to live in Lagos... Relocate back to your state if you are not ready to abide by Lagos state law

I don't have any other state. We know what works here and what doesn't work

Yinmu....Dead on arrival, unless we don't have traffic in lasgidi again

chuose2:
Adeboye I hope you will leave freemasonry & stop deceiving people



Jesus died to make u a child of God not Adeboye

Adeboye is FAKE

Spiritual Illiterate

Even Paul addresses Timothy as his son

1 Timothy 1:2 says, “Unto Timothy, my own son in the faith

saphiere:
Men are the same everywhere that is why when they don't see women they sleep with minors.
What a great achievement Mr. dirtyface

And your gender doesn't have flaws... kontinu ma

In their dreams

illicit:
Operation feed the nation


Hmmmmm

OFN ....later turned to Obasanjo Farms Nigeria limited

Bruno3000:
Who else is thinking what I'm thinking? You cannot afford to put your trust in any human being.

You are the only one with that thought..we all know that no man has power over death

LadiIshola:
Staff number appearance is not an evidence of how people reported. Even if 10 people report for assumption at the same exact time, they cannot all occupy the same spot on a list, they have to follow each other based on the discretion of the admin officer attending to them, so that would determine how their names appear on a list. So should that be a determinant for seniority, even when someone who came later, maybe split seconds, appears before others she met there?
So what they look at is the age, civil service is still traditional, doesn't apply the ethos of the private sector. The elder amongst them in such situation is adjudged the senior and others follow like that according to their ages.

Stop misinforming the public

Get a public service rule book and read

Folarxn:
Seniority is inconsequential until you guys reaches level 16/17 and one of you need to be a Director, then you'd know that seniority ACTUALLY matters.

Seniority is not only use when choosing a director.

It's also use to choose a caretaker of a department if the boss is unavailable

Unityp:
Two staff in one of the Federal Ministries got employment letter the same time,with the same grade level and step,both of them did documentation/assumption of duty the same day.One did in the morning while the other did his in the afternoon but the time was not recorded.
Now the question is how do you determine seniority between this two on the nominal roll?Pls admin gurus in the civil service should help out here because this is exactly what a friend is passing through in her place of work.

The one that did in the morning will have file no before the other.They can't have same file no. Hence, he is the senior.
If I do documentation by 12 noon and you did yours later even if it's 12:01pm....My dear, I m your senior according to the public service rules

Onyi22:
Thank God Ebuka, the enemies tried to pull u back but God pass them.
Let's do this again

Still prefer IK

QuinModah:
Good morning,

My cousins is planning to get a wife from the village because he believes village girls are immaculate and unpromiscious. I dont know. Some of my cousins are beginning to rationalize with him.


Thank you in advance for your input

Technology has bridged that gap. Village people are exposed now, no thanks to DStv and smartphones. Tell your friend to think twice

Anon4:
to me it's unnecessary. water is everywhere.

When war start, you ll know how hard it is to find drinkable water

It's dead on arrival

Dreyton36:
I'm gonna be posting a story on behalf of a nairalander to save her face , pls give your advise ...

It all started 2017
Met my guy, while I was heading to kaduna
We sat down 2geda, he asked for my phone to place a call
dat was how we started talking
After 7 months we started dating.
He was broke like he had nothing
And at that period he lost someone close to him

So i do assist him finacially, to get foodstuff most times i subscribe for him. (Didn't meant to say this but for a better understanding)

I later adviced him to start an online business so he can hv his own cash to sustain
So he said, he needs a good phone for it
I gv him mine( A new phone I just got gifted by an old female friend who's in ukraine). I had to lie at home dat d phone was stolen.

In few months time he got a job in a very nice firm in Old gra portharcourt, luckily for him n power also picked him.
I helped him raise some funds for his travelling and little change he can manage with for d main time.
Mind you I was phoneless for months( though I had a small blackberry bold2 then ).
My sister was angry dat am too careless with phones

He has started working already. He was receiving salaries from two places.
Then he usually saved 50k into my account dat he just wants to wrk there for a few years and use d saving to travel to abroad prolly Germany

The second month he started working, he bought anoda phone for himself ( samsung), i was still phoneless
I accompanied him to buy the Samsung phone

So he started chatting with random ladies. I decided to call it quit. He begged swore on his mum grave blabla. Call his people to beg me. I forgave him

There was a day he called me dat he had something serious to tell me, he came over he went on his kneel begging dat he has offended me.
Dat he cheated, the lady used 5days at his place that they met online.his excuse was d devil and dat he was bored cuz i wasn't available at the moment

All these while he was working he never gifted me anything except 4 d money he was saving in my account.
So i was forced to complain

He asked me not to get angry Dat bills were much on him. So d following month he sent me 2k and my birthday he gifted me a wristwatch, i think Dats d only gift hv got from him.

But i do notice he spend on others, friends at wrk female colleagues

He do tell me how he buys stuffs for them. Most times i see it on his whatsapp status, Later he wants to start his MSC dat d money won't be enough 4 him to travel.

I said no qualms, he got an apartment with the money he saved with me and furnished it, i still added some money from my pocket cus it wasn't enough.

I lend him money to get d MSC form and money 4 transcript.
He stopped working, thinking d programme will start on time.
But as faith may have it, schools went on strike so he was stranded. No job nothing

I kept assisting him during those hard times and he was still flirting around, he doesn't want me to hv male friends but he keeps in touch with all his female friends and exes.
I even had to change my hot line Cus of him.
We fought severally about how he flirts with women. And i always want to leave but he keeps using suicide to cover up or saying he will harm any guy that tries taking me away from him

He said he needed a laptop, i promised to assist him with it.
During dat period I lost som1 dear to me.
He didn't even care, he was only after d system. I told him I won't get it again dat he is selfish. Meanwhile I do pray so things can get better.

I was asked to do 3days fast for him and pray, dat he has offended me bla bla bla

The jobs that were coming his way he always bring up excuses not to take them

meanwhile his rent has expired his landlord was seriously disturbing,he got depressed and threatened to kill himself so I had to get part of dat payment for him and i asked him to find d rest himself.

I was helping with d little I can even though I was getting tired of his selfish interest.

Now he hs been promised a job soon. Once he gets d job am done with d relationship bc I don't wanna leave him now that he's jobless so people won't say shit

I had to skip alot of stuff, this should b enough

"Pls just as y'all have read , be the judge intelligently pls"

@Rocktation
@farano
Do your thing bosses

Things we do for love. Tell her to move on .... unless she's been dickmatised, it will be difficult for her to leave him. The guy will milk her dry, waste her time and usefulness

ygowon:
See how their education went smoothly and fast because they went to a good country where things work. Some who gained admission in nigerian universities before they left are still yet to graduate. And some enemies of progress are still supporting this failed country. God forbid bad thing.

You are at a great disadvantage in achieving your potentials if you are born in Nigeria

Linda oshisko

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